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papawemba:
Could you just be positive in your thinking for once?

Hmmm guess you should know the reason behind my question.all the same guess this thread would help.next time Google should be your best friend.
https://www.nairaland.com/1053011/ikoyi-marriage-registry-info-needed/1

@op no stew?

Anyway let me add to the list..

1:" "Don't stop, harder"

2:""You animal!"

midehi2:

Ava na?

@op hope you Dont wanna deceive anybody just to get a green card??

Drake dry every oil you find in both ......

lisaflex am here..

Lisaflex:
So u go Hope wadel

guess you Dont remember finks.omo mk we comot for person thread abeg.

Lisaflex:
im go kill u o

na im mk I talk say I go dey peep from here na.to avoid stories that blinds the eyes.

KingTom:
Ette mbok, I surrender.

ikpa na u I surrender give sef.carry go no qualms.I fit the peep for window.

informalletter:
Pls don't mind the topic I gave this write up, but take your time to read it, especially ladies.

After reading so many heart breaking relationship stories, i decided to share mine not for anything but to advise our ladies to wisen up.

I met 'him' at my workplace (one of my clients), a very handsome, rich, caring (as i later found out) and loving guy. N/B; i ain't after his money cos i have enough to cater for myself.

At first we became friends, weeks and months later we became more than friends. He eventually asked me to be his girlfriend and I agreed seeing that he's capable of handling a relationship.

Months after, our relationship soared, we became inseparable, we were seeing more of each other - movies, beach, fast food and what have you - but never his house! I noticed that, but wanted to give him some time so as not to act desperate (even though I really crave for a serious relationship, at 27).
After some weeks and he still hadn't brought up the issue of going to his place, I decided to jokingly bring it up. I told him that 'what if I needed to get to you urgently and can't reach you on phone, how do I find you, abi na under bridge you dey live?

My brothers and sisters in the Lord, he also jokingly brushed the topic aside saying he would take me there soon. (..........hehehehehe, this guy sha, i must have looked like a dullard to you abi, nsogbu no dey!).

Days after,we hung out in a restaurant and decided to take some drinks too. One thing led to the other and we were in a hotel room, before we knew it............. (pls don't blame me Cos i deeply regretted it). My guy insisted that he wasn't going to use a cd because, in his words "i love you so much and would want to go skin to skin with you". (*Akuko mike ejeagha!- in English ; Story for the gods). I told him "bros if you aint using a cd, forget it! * I use bros because that is what he is Now*

Fast forward........ We eventually used a cd.

Weeks after, he brought me to the same hotel and wanted it again -skin to skin, that he would so much want to get me pregnant so as to hasten up our union.
**Did i mention he said he wanted to marry me? Oh! Forgive me, he did, when we first started. But I told him to take things easy first, and believe me, if i were that desperate, i would have gotten pregnant for him**

But i told him..... "bros, if you intend to get me pregnant in a hotel room,when I don't know your folks or even where you live, then i must be an award winning foolish person of the year. With that, i told him to take me home, (one seducing thing about him is that he respects and listens to me).

After that day, we kept on communicating but not as before. I then decided to probe this my "sweetheart" further, and to my greatest........ suprise?? No, not at all, rather, true to my intuition, he is married with a kid!

I didn't tell him my findings though, but i cut off completely from him, and again, not surprising, he didn't even ask me why. As i write this today, its been four months, and he still hasnt asked why.

Now, what's the purpose of this epistle?
Pls ladies........
* dont be in a rush to go into a relationship, know your partner inside out.
* if you dont want to bear the consequences alone, never give in to any guy that asks you to get pregnant for him for whatever reason.
* most importantly, some will come with the topic of marriage just to entice you, BEWARE!
* lastly, God gave you a special gift as a woman, 'your intuition', use it! Your 'supposed' mr right might be the wrongest person. BE WISE! BE SMART! This is 21st century!

Meanwhile, question for the guys, Why do most married men hide their status just to get another lady? Forgive my ignorance, but i really would like to know.

@ op am really suspecting your the girl next door..

Lisaflex:
Peeparty longest tym... Hwz u?

I dey jare flex your tins.....

Lisaflex:
Lol! ufan y ur blood dey hot anyhw?

for we're him blood never start to hot sef.I go soon bring heater make e take heat the blood wella.

KingTom:
Who be this one? When I tear you slap you go hear beyond words true true!!

you never Chi chum chin.make I scrub my knuckle for sand first.*na better knock I go Kong u.

KingTom:
You never come calli up till now?

she dey here with me.

una do well oo as una make rev tony amba popular dey go.Dont worry sir you will have new members @September to remember program.

mme mma ino

Blue my favourite.... #nice

SeverusSnape:
Yes, I did, So what

By the way, It's "thought" not taught.

If you did you won't be accusing the woman alone.

Thanks Ama modify.

Happy birthday sir. looking fresh as ever.

SeverusSnape:
This is one of the numerous reasons I'm scared of getting married. Most women these days are wh0res.

Thought you read we're it was mention a lecturer and a woman ?

When a girl has beauty without brain......the private parts suffer the most#naproverbs ooo.
Abeg no vex.

grayht:
ǝʌıʇɔǝdsɹǝd ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp ɐ ɯoɹɟ ǝɟıl ʇɐ ʞool oʇ ǝʌɐɥ noʎ sǝɯıʇǝɯos ..

For ya myn oo.you think say I no go code abi?

mumu hustle control by.....