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Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by Margauxluv(f): 9:27pm On Aug 09, 2015
UnimkeAk:

Sure; we'll said
But
Hope ur money long too


sure dats our prayers to hv a fat long acc
Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by MrCounselor: 9:28pm On Aug 09, 2015
ZEPHYREN:
the day the fucking helmet wearing cunt petr Cech flop his lines twice to cause us three frikki**ng point against a sh**itty team like west ham
yeah that was today
I couldn't agree more even after all the fumblings about Chelsea n Man U performances... My Chelsea bad belle friend pinged me "How Market?" immediately Arsenal was 2 goals down, i've bn avoiding him since.

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Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by Nobody: 9:30pm On Aug 09, 2015
Twas wen boo n i was avin sex,e introduced a new style by putin ma 2legs on his shoulda.twas xo painfl bin dat ma hornypot neva deep wela dn,i startd moanin louda opin e wud stop but e ddnt then d worst apund

honeypot startd makin a funny sound wit evy thrust.mehn i just close ma eyes,i wanda wat boo might b tnkin

i xo xo 8 dat day

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Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by peeparty(m): 9:30pm On Aug 09, 2015
tohpahz:


Lol. Have had many embarrassing moments.. dunno Which one is wrst..
hello share one
Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by Emenandez4lyf(m): 9:31pm On Aug 09, 2015
I don tell u finish, enter bike comot joor
MzzTega:

Waka grin
Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by Vivipop(f): 9:32pm On Aug 09, 2015
Mine was the day my monthly visitor embarrassed me in a bus. The bus conductor didn't even help the situation as he was more interested in his stained seat. When i came down from the bus, the passengers were looking at me with so much pity that i wished i could disappear.

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Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by mkbessman(m): 9:32pm On Aug 09, 2015
I was in my ss2 then...i was16. we were having clubs and society every Thursday. one of its kind, I was in dramatic club then... we were to act "THE LION AND THE JEWEL". OK, so I was given the role of lakunle while My classmate JOY was given the role of sidi...

in the play, we were meant to have a peck ..I asked the literature teacher that it won't be accepted morally but she said she'll take care of it. I gave her a peck and the whole club was like........ lolz...



the next time we were to rehearse, joy was ill and didn't come to school for days..the literature tracher then asked which girl will take Joy's role.. to my surprise see girls weh raise hands up... even one of my younger student I had crush on...I almost fainted... too much to bear that day... my teacher started suspecting me oh....na so I jus open mouth.... was fun sha

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Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by peeparty(m): 9:34pm On Aug 09, 2015
Luckylife:
My was the day I bought fairly used laptop after my wace, I discovered that the last user downloaded some hot porn inside. Then guys were very much curious and entice in that kind stuff, so I was able to hold the urge till night wen everybody in my house will b at sleep. I locked my self in my mum's room because my parents are busy discussing God knows what, so while comfortable watching the stuff, O boy not knowing that my mum turn through window to see what made me to lock her room .hmmmm next tin I heard was I loud knock on the door I immediately put the pc off and open the door wit my greatest surprise what I saw was my mum with a bible, guy I felt like melting out that day, me of all people that went to missionary school and caught by my mum haba!!!

hahhahahababbabababbabab chia I wan laff taya .
obio I sai daht day mumcy go pray and preach the bible from genesis to revelation.

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Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by lonelydora: 9:39pm On Aug 09, 2015
UnimkeAk:


Mennh this is actually the craziest

Damn!
Which year was this?


That was in 1999.

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Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by IceDude(m): 9:42pm On Aug 09, 2015
i have experienced abt three but wanna drop only this one cos of time......It was back in sec skul during our xmas carol rehearsal. I took the opportunity to corner my girl frnd cos the konji was just too much that day. We entered one of the toilets and started kerewalogy. The teacher incharge started searching for her cos she was among the singers. We could hear her calling but we just ignored.......I nor know wetin carry the yeye woman come toilet o! We were doing it dogggy, she opened the door and caught us in the act. We saw hell at the assembly ground the next morning. Junior students were just laffing at us and i felt like commiting suicide that day. They started calling us Romeo and Juliet from that day

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Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by peeparty(m): 9:44pm On Aug 09, 2015
chai dis experience not good for d public but I got to share it.alltho he has forgiven me.


it goes thus........


As a little bio I stole money from the children offering bag,for reasons i cant remember.mhn I was caught and ask to kneel down In front of all d rich rich men shildren.since daht day to go shildren section come satisfy me.

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Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by fairygeh(f): 9:45pm On Aug 09, 2015
Margauxluv:




oga Calm ur nerves... point of correction.I sch n federal university
2.embracement.s all abt fukups.
tnks
Is it embracement or embarrassment?

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Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by peeparty(m): 9:47pm On Aug 09, 2015
MzzTega:

I wasn't. Would have preferred that tho.
na so u like wound?
Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by MzzTega(f): 9:48pm On Aug 09, 2015
shadowgwalker:
wish I was there grin did the CUNTinental district show?

Yeye boy grin
Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by peeparty(m): 9:48pm On Aug 09, 2015
fairygeh:

Is it embracement or embarrassment?
cool
fairygeh:

Is it embracement or embarrassment?

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Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by UnimkeAk(m): 9:51pm On Aug 09, 2015
This one happened last week;

Woke up, put on my jallabia (i no fit spell am' na wear I sabi) ontop of just my boxers.

Drove out as I was coming bk I stopped to gt stuff 4 breakfast from my regular customer (this babe ukwu no be here) gbam she was on a very wicked mini skirt as usual.(i tink she does this on purpose to sell market) naso she just carry her big yanch come dey rub me. B4 I could think junior started nodding o.
She started smiling, seeing the mischief she has caused.

I quickly paid and told her God will punish her; then I ran to the front and sat down on a bench.

See me, see my car on the road just 10 steps away; bt I couldn't stand up

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Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by chrisgush: 9:52pm On Aug 09, 2015
It was in November 2012 at Dugbe market in ibadan when I was surrounded by up to 12 hungry sellers ( guys ) just because I wanted to buy one shirt. Mehn. It was really embarrassing cos dey were dragging me back and forth

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Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by MzzTega(f): 9:53pm On Aug 09, 2015
Fulaboy:
Free boobies show grin
yeye boy grin
Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by Otsealu1(f): 9:54pm On Aug 09, 2015
Mine was during MTN free voice mail. After school that morning I went over to my girl friend' place and about four of us were there together that morning and we were both reeiving and sending voice messages to our friends and fellow course mates who are ladies. All of a sudden she brought her phone and said I should talk. I started talking, not even checking who it was n it went like this 'hello sweetheart how are you doing over there? Missing you already. Can't wait to see you in school tomorrow. Just want you to know that I love you' she started laughing n that was when it ocured to me to even ask her who it was but before I could ask she has sent it. When I draged the phone from her, low and behold it was one of the play boys in my class. But when I got to class he in the presence of the whole class and said I got ur message that you love me and I love you too. And the girl friend in the same class just stood there staring @me Gosh so embarassing.

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Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by Fulaboy(m): 9:55pm On Aug 09, 2015
MzzTega:


yeye boy grin
Who no like better thing tongue grin

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Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by taiwo05(m): 9:56pm On Aug 09, 2015
I was askt to pray opening prayer at Sunday sch..and people sees mi as an holy man even called me pastor and truly am a born again Christian.. I prayd two sentenced when I want to prayed the third then I begin to stammerer didn't no what to say, I keep quit for few seconds till I opened my mawt to pray finished...... was so embarrass in midst of many young fellow I felt a hit in my spirit....till now still feeling it

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Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by Nobody: 9:57pm On Aug 09, 2015
tohpahz:
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Commissioner for Space booking and Association. well done o. even for second page u wan still boink space lol.
Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by peeparty(m): 9:59pm On Aug 09, 2015
taiwo05:
I was askt to pray opening prayer at Sunday sch..and people sees mi as an holy man even called me pastor and truly am a born again Christian.. I prayd two sentenced when I want to prayed the third then I begin to stammerer didn't no what to say, I keep quit for few seconds till I opened my to pray finished...... was so embarrass in midst of many yong fellow I felt a hit in my spirit....till now still feeling it

you should have spoken in tongues jarey.

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Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by F22RAPTOR(m): 10:02pm On Aug 09, 2015
TimothyNkenu:
Mine was in high school.

There are usually weekly inspections and they start with the girls' hostels first.

That Saturday, they decided to start with the boys hostel and I was not ready so I hid in the ceiling.

I'm hearing a sound. "Lord, what am I hearing?" I asked God from my soul and before I got a reply ----

"Gbrroooaaaa" the ceiling don break and there came Nkenu dropping down.

grin cheesy cheesy

hahahahaha....lol. Very funny.

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Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by Justicealh3(m): 10:03pm On Aug 09, 2015
Am late 4 dis post.
Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by Margauxluv(f): 10:04pm On Aug 09, 2015
fairygeh:

Is it embracement or embarrassment?

error nd hv been usin dah since lol smh
fnks dear

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Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by Empiredaemperor: 10:05pm On Aug 09, 2015
Mine was during a cell meeting.......
I was suddenly bn called upon to lead a prayer
I started the prayer impressively........
Lo and behold, at a point ...... I forgot how to pray
Ladies and gentlemen... U need to see how many fine girls were in attendance.
I fall myself hand

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Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by peeparty(m): 10:05pm On Aug 09, 2015
DROGON:
I Don't Think I have an embarrassing moment.

Mmmm, lemme think...Now I remember.

Mine goes like this( PG-13 UNRATED)...

THERE IS THIS LADY WHO STAYS WITH US SOMETIMES AND SHE SLEEPS MY ROOM. SHE'S WAY OLDER THAN ME, LIKE WAY,WAY OLDER, I WAS LIKE 16 THEN SIXTEEN OR 15. ANYWAYS, WHENEVER SHE SLEEPS OVER..WHEN SHE'S IN DEEP SLUMBER ME DON DO LIKE SAY SLEEP CARRY ME(I'M JUST WAITING FOR A MOMENT TO STRIKE) AND WHEN THE MOMENT SHOW FACE I DEEP MY HANDS IN HER BLOUSE, NA NIGHT SO NO BRA( HIGHWAY EXPRESS wink ) I GO JUST DEY FUNDLE HER BOOBS.. I KEPT ON DOING THIS FOR A LONG TIME, I NO KNOW IF SHE KNOWS OR IF SHE'S REALLY ASLEEP.. ANYTHING NIGHT SHE STAYS OVER AND I GET CHANCE I MUST DO THAT THING THEN ON A FATEFUL NIGHT I DECIDED TO REACH FOR THE FALLEN RING DOWN THE DRAIN (IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN) AS MY HAND WENT DOWNTOWN MY FINGER WAS ABOUT TO GATE CRASH THE TOWN NA THE AUNTY HELD MY HAND O...O BOI CUM SLEEP FREEZING. I ACTED LIKE MY HAND SLEEPWALKED INTO DOWNTOWN I MOVED NOT A SINGLE MUSCLE, SHE JUST REMOVED MY HAND. O BOI I NO SLEEP AFTER LIKE 2HRS I WAS SCARED TO SHIII THEN THE FOLLOWING MORNING, HERE COMES THE EMBARRASSING PART.

AFTER I WOKE UP,CHECKED MY SIDE SHE WAS ALREADY UP..I WALKED OUT THEN I SAW HER WITG MY MUM THEY WERE CHIT CHATTING.. MEHN CUM SEE DRUMBEAT..SHE LOOK AT ME AND SAID DROGON I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST NIGHT( SHE JUST WORSENED MY SITUATION, I WANT THE GROUND TO OPEN) I COME JUST ALL MY CHAKRA SMILE..MY MOM ASKED HER WHAT HAPPENED THANK GOD SHE SAID NOTHING...IT WAS EMBARRASSING EHN...AFTER THEN ANYTIME I SEE HER NA GOOD EVENING MA.





DRACARYS

lwtmb see bad pikin wey suppose the sleep.
daht aunty was getting high, she was just pretending.

I guess wen u we're going down der she was like"wetin this small pikin wan go touch sef."

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Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by UnimkeAk(m): 10:05pm On Aug 09, 2015
Q
Margauxluv:



sure dats our prayers to hv a fat long acc

Aiii wink
Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by MzzTega(f): 10:08pm On Aug 09, 2015
IceDude:
I wish i was there, free to air tins. Lol

waka grin

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