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I can understand strobe lighting, nudity,
profanity, violence and all that other stuff but flashing images??

The rules are:
1. Use your hands on my daughter and you'll
lose them after.
2. You make her cry, I make you cry.
3. Safe sex is a myth. Anything you try will
be hazardous to your health.
4. Bring her home late, there's no next date.
5. If you pull into my driveway and honk, you
better be dropping off a package because
you're sure not picking anything up
(Alternative rule #5: Only delivery men honk.
Dates ring the doorbell. Once.)
6. No complaining while you're waiting for
her. If you're bored, change my oil.
7. If your pants hang off your hips, I'll gladly
secure them with my staple gun.
8. Dates must be in crowded public places.
You want romance? Read a book.

Add yours!

2. Vic Morrow
During the filming of Twilight Zone: The Movie ,
Morrow was killed on set in July 1982, along
with two child actors, Myca Dinh Le and Renee
Chen, says How Stuff Works. The Twilight Zone
script called for the use of both a helicopter
and pyrotechnics, a deadly combination in this
case. During a scene in which Morrow was
being attacked by American Soldiers in Vietnam,
the pyrotechnics exploded, severing the
helicopter’s tail, which caused it to crash,
decapitating Morrow and killing the two child
actors as well, per Ranker.
Later, it came out that the children who died
were going to be paid illegally under the table.
Allegedly, the director was trying to avoid
California’s laws against kids working at night,
as well as working around the potentially
dangerous combination of a helicopter and
pyrotechnics, per How Stuff Works. In fact,
director John Landis and four others were later
charged with two counts of involuntary
manslaughter due to the illegal hiring of the
children. According to Ranker, the jury decided
Landis wasn’t expecting the scene to be
dangerous and found the defendants not guilty.
Twilight Zone: The Movie continued on, and the
movie was released in June 1983, performing
poorly at the box office.

Here is my list of 5 Things You Must Tell
Your Kids Before You Die:

1. You gave my life so much meaning.
Thank you. – When my daughter was
born I remember being hit with this
insane rush of purpose. Life was no
longer about work, hobbies, or myself. It
was about experiencing her. Working
because of her, doing things with her,
and planning a future as a family. What a
gift. As parents, we believe this is
implied. But it’s not. We must reach out
to our children, at the right age, and
thank them for the memories, the
purpose, the laughter, and the love. After
all, there is nothing quite like it.

2. I’m so proud of you . – Children need a
surplus of affirmation. I can’t tell you the
countless stories of boys still working for
their Father’s approval or daughters
seeking their blessing. Though we may
not fully agree with our children’s ways,
we must commend them on completing
the hardest task of all, independence. And
even though this statement is said by
almost all parents, the difference is made
in quantity, creativity, and sincerity.

3. You were right, I was wrong. –
Parents, leaders, and teachers can often
times find themselves on the wrong side
of an argument. While it’s easy to play off
our child’s ignorance, a tiny moment of
transparency and honesty will bring huge
impact to your little one’s development.
But let’s not stop there. Let this virtue
carry on throughout your relationship,
even through the harder years of
adulthood. Just because your children are
adults, does not mean you should stop
acting like their parent.

4. This was my favorite moment – In a
lifetime made of millions of memories,
experiences, and stories – narrowing
them down to one can be extremely
powerful. To remind your child of a time
where everything was perfect and claim it
as your favorite will reinforce this special
moment forever. But don’t be brief, share
it with passion, provide every little detail,
and bring your child back (no matter how
old they are) to that time where all things
were just right. You won’t regret it, I
promise.

5. I’m Sorry – As I mentioned above, we
all have moments of failure. Some were
yesterday while others were years ago. It’s
easy to ignore the past and move on as if
our memories have somehow erased it.
But let me tell you a secret – They don’t.
If you have a parental failure don’t ignore
it. Lead with integrity, right your wrongs,
and restore that piece of your child’s
history no matter how small. You only
have so many tomorrows.

How does this make you feel? Do you
have a statement to add to the list? Let
me know in the comments below.

Being an actor isn’t all Hollywood glitz and
glam. In fact, sometimes it can be downright
dangerous. Take these 10 Hollywood stars , for
example. They all have one morbid thing in
common: they died from incidents that
occurred while on the set of the show or movie
they were filming. Though there are plenty of
other famous actors , like Heath Ledger, who
died before finishing a project, not all of them
died from something on set. Some of these
deaths were the result of natural causes, while
others met a more gruesome end. Here’s a
look at 10 actors whose lives ended before
they finished filming their projects.
1. Jon-Erik Hexum
An unintentional gunshot wound to the head on
the set of the CBS adventure series Cover Up
killed Hexum in 1984, writes Access Atlanta. He
played Mac Harper, the Green Beret-turned-
model in the TV show that delved into
international mystery and fashion photography.
According to Entertainment Weekly , Hexum had
been napping on October 12, 1984, during
delays in filming. When he learned there would
be more delays, he jokingly picked up a .44
Magnum pistol loaded with blanks, said ”Can
you believe this crap?” and pulled the trigger.
The blast’s impact fractured his skull, which
drove a bone fragment the size of a quarter
into his brain, causing massive bleeding. He
was rushed to the hospital where surgery was
performed, however, he remained comatose
and was then pronounced brain dead on
October 18, writes Entertainment Weekly .
Cover Up, a show about a fashion photographer
and veteran special forces soldier who went on
missions around the world, continued
production with a new actor, but never made it
past the first season.

bizngr: Sorry, I don't agree to most of what you wrote up there!

Seconded!!

Rihanna...hell I'll kill for a date with dat chick...

pictures pls

Mehn God is working in our favour ooo... Ibori for president 2015 :-)

Lilimax: She could have used a contact lense if she's not comfortable with her original eyes.

contact lens dey change eye color nowadays?

A 21-year-old final year female student of the Benue State University, BSU, Joan Adaaku, has been reportedly found dead in a hotel room located in the heart of Makurdi, the Benue State capital.
We gathered from sources who preferred anonymity that the Economics undergraduate had checked into Savannah Guest House at about 7 a.m after paying N2,000 for a room
According to the source, “She actually arrived the hotel alone and after underaking some check-in formalities she entered the room and locked herself up.
“She never came out of her room again either to ask for food or any other things. So, at exactly 6 p.m, a room attendant knocked on her door to find out if she was interest in being attended to by room service.
“Her silence aroused suspicion and the room attendant, who repeated his call to the room at 8pm without reply, alerted the manager on duty.
“It was at that point that the management alerted the Police who moved in and broke into the room and discovered the lifeless body of the lady in a position that suggested she was making a call before her death.
We gathered that the deceased had on her a small purse which contained a Bible, rosary and N8,200. A bottle of water and a bottle of soft drink were also discovered in the room.
Contacted, the Benue State Police Public Relations Officer, Deputy Superintendent, DSP, Daniel Ezeala who confirmed the incident said investigation into the matter had commenced.

prospero5: i need to know how to manage. Just last month, my salary was used on frivolities- booze!

clap for yourself fool buying booze...mtcheew

dejt4u: The leg(one is shaded ), what is held(colour)
Cloud, sun, grass, the base of d mouth and look in between their legs

dats great! Bt dere re more differences *winks

Spot the difference between both pictures and let us know what you see!

Bros chocolata: Then YOU IDIOT is coming here to post self servicing. Go teach your family members that.

I won't respond to that

Na wit nairaland moni i take start my business o..tank u oga seun

[quote author=prince_onx]Abeg comot that Bishop for your username![/quote]dese are not words of my own. I DON'T believe in self-servicing

For many people the topic of masturbation is a taboo. Many believe masturbating is bad for your mind, body and soul. There are actually many myths and beliefs that say masturbation will make you crazy, turn you blind and harm your sex life. If this is true, does that mean most people do not masturbate?
Actually, according to statistics from the U.S., reported by The Society of Obstetricians and Gynaecologists of Canada, approximately 60 percent of men over the age of 16 and 40 percent of women over the age of 20 admit to self-stimulation over the course of 30 days.
The percentages go up even higher when the time frame is extended out to 12 months, with almost 80 percent of men and 60 percent of women masturbating.
But is masturbating bad for your body? Is masturbating bad for your mind? With all the stigma surrounding it, you would think it was a one-way ticket toward a life of delinquency.
Is masturbating good for you?
Many people wonder: Is masturbating bad for you? But few times the question goes the other way around. Masturbation actually has health benefits and many experts believe not masturbating is a sign of issues.
Masturbating is good and natural for both men and women.
One of the best things about masturbation is that it is safe; there is no concern about sexually transmitted diseases.
Masturbation is an ideal way for individuals to learn and explore their sexuality before they enter into sexual relationships. Masturbating can teach a person how they like to be touched, improving their confidence and increasing their chances of experiencing sexual pleasure with a partner.
But the health benefits of masturbation extend beyond just initiating pleasure.
According to Planned Parenthood and the State Government of Victoria’s Better Health Channel, masturbating is both physically and mentally good for you.
Benefits include:
*.Creates a sense of well-being.
*.Enhances physical and emotional bonding with partners.
*.Increases the ability to have orgasms.
*.Improves relationship satisfaction.
*.Improves sleep.
*.Improves body image.
*.Is a way to treat sexual dysfunctions.
*.Can reduce stress.
*.Can relieve sexual tension.
*.Can relieve menstrual cramps.
*.Can strengthen pelvic and anal muscles, reducing the risk for incontinence.
*.Increases the release of the feel-good neurotransmitters in the brain.
*.Can improve the health of the prostate.
*. Can improve male immunity.
*.May build resistance to yeast infections.
*.Can help relieve chronic back pain.
*.Can improve the body’s pain threshold.
In healthy individuals, masturbation is seen as a harmless expression of sexuality.
While it is often performed alone, mutual masturbation is also seen as beneficial. This practice involves both partners and provides the same health benefits of solo masturbation while also creating intimacy between lovers.
Is masturbating bad for me in some cases?
The benefits of masturbation are clear, but that doesn’t mean some people aren’t plagued by the common myths associated with this form of sexual activity so the question ‘is masturbating bad?” is a valid one.
Historically, masturbation was seen as a sign of mental illness, and children were taught they would go blind, experience sexual dysfunction and become sexual deviants if they indulged in such an activity.
In some religions, people are taught that masturbation is a sin, and this can often lead to feelings of guilt or shame.
Belief systems aside, there is no physical or mental reason why a person should not masturbate.
Masturbation causes no physical harm to the body, according to WebMD, aside from skin irritation if proper lubrication is overlooked.
What’s more,masturbation DOES NOT:
*.Cause hair to grown on the palms of the hands.
*.Cause an individual to become gay.
*.Cause addiction.
*.Cause infertility.
*.Cause mental illness.
*.Cause stunted growth.
*.Cause sexual organs to turn color or change shape.
The only real dangers associated with masturbation are linked to mental health–but not in the way traditional thinking would have you believe.
Most people who experience mental issues related to masturbation are feeling shame or guilt because of their behavior.
Planned Parenthood indicates approximately 50 percent of both men and women feel guilty after masturbation, and these negative feelings can have an impact on overall health – not the act itself or masturbating.
For some people, masturbation can be the manifested symptom of a serious condition, such as obsessive compulsive disorder (OCD), where the same activity must be repeated over and over again. This does not mean these individuals are addicted to sex; it is no different than if the OCD symptom was something non-sexual, like repeatedly brushing your teeth.
The average person masturbates anywhere from several times a day to never at all–the range for “normal” is very broad. Keep in mind that masturbation replaces sexual intercourse as a choice.

castielo: visions! ..I saw visions!

hahaha abeg mah see some of ur visions too na

I know it's been 5 days since we entered 2014, but do you remember what you were staring at as we crossed into the new year? Share your experience and join in the fun... I was actually staring at my phone as we entered into the new year, checking the time..lol

So, I was thinking today, and I asked myself, what kind of English name would I want to give to my child? Although I've been pondering about this topic for a long time now, I've only found a name to give to my daughter. I plan to name my baby girl Deidre which can be shorten to Deedee which means "A person who is always there when you need them. A strong survivor who can make it through anything. She is always making you laugh or joking around with you. You always have a good time when you are with her, even if she is making fun of you. She goes through tough times in life, but she never lets you see her down. You don't know what you would do if you lost them". This is the name I promise to give to my daughter. Now, you add yours, lets compare which baby name is cuter :p

Drniyi4u:

abi fear of android phones



why on earth will one has phobia for men or beautiful women

Na so I still talk when i see am o..lol.

1. Phobophobia is the fear of phobias, or the fear of fear.
2. Ithyphallophobia is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
3. Didaskaleinophobia is the fear of going to school.
4. Androphobia is the fear of men.
5. Caligynophobia is the fear of beautiful women. The fear of beautiful women affects both men and women.
6. Dendrophobia is the fear of trees. A person with this phobia most likely is scared of being around a tree because he/she thinks the tree might fall down and kill him or her.
7. Nomophobia is the fear of having no cell phone. It's an abbreviation for "no-mobile-phone-phobia".
8. Samhainophobia is an intense and persistent fear of Halloween and it can cause panic attacks on people who suffer it.
9. Anatidaephobia is the pervasive, irrational fear that, somewhere in the world, a duck is watching you.
10. Hippopotomonstrosequip is the fear of long words. There are alot of interesting and random phobias out there, the Dendrophobia (fear of trees), Blennophobia (fear of slime), and Neophobia (fear of anything new). However, the fear of long words may have the most ironic (and cruelest) name ever. So lets say you do have this phobia, you'd be terrified to name your ailment. Kind of a conundrum. Get full gist and extra weird phobias here (http://mobile.omg-facts.com/lists/470/15-Weird-Phobias-You-Won-t-Believe-Are-Real/1)
Add yours and join in the fun...Mine is Fropaphobia (fear of not making front page on Nairaland)

A woman in the US was shocked to discover a four-foot long snake living in the second hand couch that she picked up off the street two months ago. Although she gave the couch a thorough clean before she moved it in, she failed to find the snake.
"I picked this couch up off the street and it's been in my bedroom for a couple of months and today we (she and her boyfriend) found a python inside the couch," Ms Wright told WZZM. Police investigation shows that the snake came out of the couch because it was dying of starvation and lack of air. The snake died before it was rushed to a veterinary doctor.

Yes, you read right, 2face and Annie Idibia welcomed another baby girl to this world, yesterday 3rd January, 2014. 2face don born plenty sha.lol..Happy for them tho'. No matter what, a child is always a blessing to his/her parents.

It's a new year so I expect all University aspirants are still trying to decide which school to choose as their first choice. For all those that are considering the UNIVERSITY OF PORT-HARCOURT, I say excellent choice (Y) .UNIPORT unlike some other federal Universities are impartial when it comes to giving admission as long as your score in the post utme is in line with their cut off mark for each course. There is no "wayo", if you pass, you will be admitted, and take note, Uniport post utme is always done with a laptop. So be prepared. Any other questions about Uniport post utme, just ask and I will get back to you.

[color=#990000][/color] I want to open a business in school too but I have no capital... I attend Uniport, anybody willing to help me with the capital I need, will get 50% of the bonus during the first 6 months. Contact me on peetabishop@gmail.com or call me on 08146649017. God bless the OP.

I don't care if them stop JAMB totally sef..all i know is my struggle for admission went away with 2013...now am a proud student of Uniport. #some will say "what abt ur kids, dnt u care for dier future?" #I say when that bridge comes, I will cross it....HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE.