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QueenSindel:Hey, you still dey here? I forgot about you till you send a rude reminder with your gravely upsetting smell! 😄 What's with you and parents? Did your dad touch you wrongly and in protest, you decided the best way to get justice is by keeping your vulva permanently dirty and stinking? Talk to me dear, how badly did he hurt you? I'm here for you🙂. |
kowema:Okay, let's assume you're right. |
mattgoners:She should be careful. Many of those housemates are itching to beat her senseless. And Baye knows, Doyin and i think Soma spilled. |
QueenSindel:By "expensive" you mean it's worth okpa and banana of 3k abi? Because i don't see why you can't leverage on your expensive lady parts to at least pay for regular medical check-ups? Or you enjoy smelling like fish for some unknown reason?😏 |
It's safe to say the housemates already know who's winning. The issue is whether they have made peace with it. Baye too knows, seeing that her sudden flare-ups last night weren't just her usual alcohol-induced tantrums. Mercy should see if she can spin the Percy ship into a Reality TV show like "Mercy and Ike" and besides, she's still the biggest beneficiary with 4 million followers now, she should leverage that and cash out some more. Cross fell off badly this season, he should NEVER have tangled with Baye who was never a respectful person who now has the money to enable even more audacious behaviour. But on the flipside, he's no more a child, Kimoprah would make a good wife, she seems to have outgrown her sugar daddy phase. CeeC will also cash out heavily,but she's embarking on a serious personal battle - a potentially very serious ship with Neo who openly stated he aims to settle down next year. CeeC must have heard this and decided to boldly shoot her shot, his looks aside. She definitely didn't seem scared of Uriel, Tolani or Princes last night. Bad Boy Deks might be a popular name in Lagos politics few years from now, i can't just shake off the feeling that he'll be plugged in to very big things. Pere, go and marry or stop fooling around, you're not a kid. Conji aside, he does like Mercy as a person, i'll give him that. Baye...... your matter long. I really hope you grow and do better. Nigerian fans are hopelessly fickle, as Mercy ,Phyna and WM found out. The rest of us, it's back to the trenches and balablu. Stock up o, this looming strike might finally happen. It's been a pleasure ✌🏿(in Lucy's voice). |
QueenSindel:Why does it seem like you laugh like an unhinged maniac when you type? Or you sniff your panties immediately you finish typing? That's the only madness-inducing drug i know you take, except you really think your replies are actually solid comebacks.😏 |
QueenSindel:Is being a sissy truly worse than having a vagina that can birth something worse than Ebola?😏 |
lumens:Homosexual, even in a gay bar you wouldn't leave with a date for the night because there's something fundamentally wrong with you upstairs. You are sick, and not in a nice way. |
QueenSindel:All these your pitiful excuses for comebacks sef😴😴😴😴😴😴. At least hope you'll go to a doctor like you promised me you'll do? |
QueenSindel:But na true i talk na. Better go have yourself checked out, your vulva is a walking pandemic in addition to the fact that you're a bonafide grammar terrorist with your 'African Chikito Number 1' English. 😛 |
toluxa1:There's no BF but there's definitely a benefactor. Pere knows this but can't say it on TV. |
Pere is acting with the desperation of footballers trying to equalize a lead in the last minutes of added time. He wants to nack Mercy IN THE HOUSE THIS MORNING because he knows that once they're outside, too many people will call Mercy to order and talk sense into her. He actually hatched his plan the day Frodd left, but was delayed by Whitemoney. Lambo would be very very stupid to fall for his antics. |
QueenSindel:I'm not the one with the foul vagina, you are.😏 |
QueenSindel:Lol, this thing really hurt you o. Can i compensate you with vaginal wash soap as a gift?🙂 |
These girls are obviously signed by Prince! |
QueenSindel:How can you detect foolishness when you can't even spell words properly? Are you a special needs person? |
QueenSindel:If you aren't so butt-hurt why spell 'fool' as "fooooool"? You're beginning to display more than your usual stupidity and rancid vaginal perfume o!😥 |
QueenSindel:How does this even make sense? Do termites eat flesh or wood? You have a low IQ as well as vaginosis? 😳 |
GeeM:I'm chilled. |
QueenSindel:All this to cover the fact that you smell like a septic tank?😢 |
QueenSindel:Did you really feel bad about what i told you? I can literally see the tears in your comments. Don't cry dear, you will overcome your unpleasant musky odour that would have turned off Portable when he was broke and someday, just someday, you might be manageable in the eyes of a drunk madman. You'll be fine dear 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿. |
QueenSindel:It's getting worse for my sister o😢! Now you can't even obey simple Nairaland Rule 21 concerning proper grammar, see how you're spelling words, oh wait - did you actually sniff your panties as i advised you to do? It might be the reason behind your mental hyperactivity😥. Anyway, should i call the ambulance? Again, my "impotence" is thanks to you na, if you didn't open how did you know i am impotent? Or have you forgotten how i almost heaved when you opened your legs? No wonder you are called Sindel,your biohazard of a vagina must be a new fatality move in the Mortal Kombat game !🤮 |
QueenSindel:Now you're all over the place with incoherent replies - a classic symptom common with people who are confronted by others about their stagnant body odour issues. It's like when Mercy finally told Tacha that she smelled bad, and Tacha was yelling like banshee while retaining the good sense to quickly spray perfume! Don't worry my sister, i get why you're angry,but we can fight this problem by knowing how bad it is. Please do me a favour, before going to bed, take off your panties and sniff them or dip a finger into your vagina(this might cause withlow) and sniff it. You may or may not pass out after doing as directed, but once you wake up send me a message and i'll surely call an ambulance to come get you. My sister, you can beat this, i know you are that strong!😢 |
Skrrrrrrr:Don't call his name in vain biko!!! I just dey play o!!!🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿 |
QueenSindel:Don't be ashamed jare, every woman experiences smelly vagina issues once once. Just try using cotton panties and avoid sharing toilets and wiping downwards whenever you're done with pooing . Then go see an OB/GYN. I respect you for being mature enough for letting me know about this issue, even though something always smelled fishy to me (no pun intended). You survived Covid-19, so you'll definitely beat having a vagina that smells like a combo of stockfish and dead rat! I gat you my sister!✊🏿 |
QueenSindel:My brain went off immediately you opened your legs and the smell hit me. You think my penis would stand a chance against a vagina that smells like ogirisi?😎 |
dominique:You seem like all those females that pleasure themselves with cucumbers and think they have boyfriends. That's the most plausible reason for this smelling idiocy you're displaying here(or you just flashed your unwashed anus for me to smell!🤮). I made a passing comment about a nonentity who is most likely your behavioural twin and who i stopped reckoning with the minute she left my screen like a fart in the wind. You couldn't bear the emergency cramps you got from seeing your identical twin get called by her name, so you called my attention with your rather senseless excuse for a rejoinder which i used my human decency to respond to in w fitting manner. Or should i have rightfully ignored you? Whether Doyin ends up on the Forbes list is irrelevant. Will it compensate for her behavioral deficiencies or her hermaphrodite Instruments? Or you think i'm like you that takes your resources to gift BBNaija housemates just to feel special for 5-30 minutes at best? Or you think i'm Nigerian enough to judge a person by their account balance? Doyin is so poor in character the only thing you can boast of is her making money, money she couldn't use to get decent lingerie or a decent night-robe to replace that blue nonsense she actually carried over from Level Up? My response had nothing to do with Doyin and everything to do with you Dominique - it was aimed at showing you how senseless you are for thinking that supporting a behaviourally bankrupt Doyin was the sensible thing to do. Now with all due respect....go to Hell you flamboyant cretin!🙂🙂🙂 |
QueenSindel:Come has it been decades since you enjoyed good penis? Because this stupidity you're displaying is not normal o. Come here, talk to me. How's it doing you? Why are you being extra-stupid today? |
QueenSindel:It's neither a fat nor skinny lie Madam Mortal Kombat. I saw her talk about it on a radio show. Better go and drink your medicine! |