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007Bruce:
i dont want no show abeg.

Bro, I've already battled here ..The no-show stunt I did was a long tym ago, I don't lyk no-show wins(Unless,I wuld hav won against jigsaw) ..Next saturday then, its an honour

GIYAZZ:
007Bruce vs Peindanzo. . .may i set the thread? It'd be awesome.

Yeah,plz do if he agrees

007Bruce:
inbox me bardthought@gmail.com rather

Let's battle bro

Kazna69:
I said I'm Titanic, my reference wasn't talking about the ship /
go sink your face in a toilet cos I'm not talking about the shit/
I talk grimy cos I'm allowed to spit/
I don't need silly drama, that's funny cut out the skit /

U a gay.got and hoe/ Maggot so slow/ Your titanic moves ..haha ..won't have u anchor a show/
U working at a drug store? Let's pretend/ But if someone don't try to give this chemist sense/ I'll first try to helium, curium ..doesn't work? I barium!! ....

I said- I'll first try to heal em, cure em ..doesn't work, I bury em!!/ Homie, get quick sense!

Kazna69:
D

Don't go starting a war, it'll only end in disaster/
I'll kill you if I have to then come for your family after/
Reading war stories, the saga continues in the next chapter/
So don't turn that page unless you want to end up a dead rapper wrapped in plaster/

Listen! U don't want to get me pissed with the gats, mister/ I'll kill ur mum with a truck, and hav ur sis hit with a van mister/ Then use semi-conductin materials to shock you ..u gettin killed with a transistor/ Or place u on death-row with a "nun who got sex change" ..bitch, u gettin killed with a trans-sister!!/

Kazna69:
Hehe hilarious, that's cute but I don't like cute/
Get burned when a biitch says I don't like you/
Hurts even more when you beg for sex & she sez I don't like to/
That's why I prefer to be single, solo, first place number 1, I don't like 2/

U silly friggin nerd/ Shut up, u bitchy with distress/ I'll come with crazy gatlings, and hit him with the lead/ Or use lightning sabers, and slit him in the neck/ Then go to his GF.. Told her "I jez got 69" ..n she starts giving me the head!!/

pcaliphate:
Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. Am a lyricist and this is my first time here... Good Evening....

U are welcomed, enjoy yourself!

Ibime:
Dead.

Too many quotables

Yeah,it was from a project he did in 2013, when u3 was u3

STUT:
Its nice

Yeah, u3 is the best!

U3uuu
Rantings of a stranded demigod
Memoirs of A Demigod (M.A.D)
Chapter 1

This very world’s at stake/ when this demigod’s awake/life’s an open goal, so I score with every shot I take/
Supreme being, my rendition is ill/
Never lost my temper, just gave it permission to kill/
Attracting force/ bring your troops and I’m smashing hordes/
Built a fortress dismantling The Thing from Fantastic Four/
As I retort/ manic thoughts/ melting Atlantic shores/
To drown the world, cardiac arrest when Hitler saw what I had in store/
Outsmart Solomon by stating an adage/ faking an outrage/ ill beat death while draped with a bandage/
Cerberus couldn’t stop me making a passage/
I’ll just bend d Hands of Time and gain the advantage/
Say he’s a savage? U3 meets crowds with cheers/
Perhaps it’s clear/ I spit d flow these guys revere/
Recline in chair/ its incisive here/ the penmanship makes demons in hell shiver in fear/
Classical tunes/when I rhyme in the booth/ ill gas a reporter, he’ll choke to death while he’s grasping the news/
Born ill and deadly/ wisdom deep and heavy, Tooth Fairy broke his back when he carried the tooth/
Million dollar rhymes, see I got puns for these dummies/
Gold footsteps to give Midas a run for his money/
My shotgun is funny/ bullets make ya years dispel/
U get d point, then die laughing like Alex Mitchell/

Chapter 2

Insane reasoning/ as your structure I degrade civilly/
Rape Einstein’s corpse, offspring proves the theory of relativity/
Mental gates block thoughts to rip out his lungs/ the reaper’s seed dropped/
Sickens me to weed out the lawn/
My insides still burn/ but after the fever is gone/ they can’t pass the wall like Attila the Hun/
Despite the form.. I’ll make bridesmaids of the best men/ depress them/ my pen gives powers… Stan Lee to these Xmen/
Or ill just dismember/ these core pretenders/ with flaws in gender/ who don’t bring fire to the fight like cocky Benders/
They’ll be locked in tethers… combined height won’t stack to my face/ eat all the raps you can place/ still outrun Lightening with 2 Airbus planes strapped to my waist/
Fly with a big mouth, its a bad toucan case/ ill run pyramid schemes around Tutkan’s grave/
Or attack Egypt with killer resolve/ missiles involved/ spit acid to hinder the gods/
Inside the vault/ f*cking Cleopatra on the sand wit her wig off/ Tinker with words, while we’re watching Ceasar dissolve/
I’m swift to kill, in an instant he’s gone/ like the arms of an autobot/ da hollow shots/ attract the cops. But f*ck Magneto, I’ll hold their cars up like an auto shop/
Never dined with the devil, I set the table straight/
Switched Popeye’s green, then beat him to vegetable state/
Never lost a debate, even with complete silence/
Lost my silverware once, relieved Poseidon of his trident/
The dude got rabid/won’t stop ranting/ brought an army of mermen, I led a group of manics/
Realized his move was drastic/ when I pulled odd antics/ invaded his palace and drowned Ariel in a pool of acid/

Chapter 3

Dressed to impress when I wear polar caps/ a sober cat/ with ego so big the shadow went over Mars/
Battle me? A chancy venture/ Free Masons perplexed by my skeletal architecture/
Matching dentures/ to Chiron the mighty centaur/
Live in the minds of greats, so I would hardly rent yours/
My saliva’s the base for all the roads in Portland/ reformed man/
Spoke d future, Nostradamus wrote in shorthand/
Spat flames and left Nidhoggr helpless deformed/
Reckless with words/ reason why Vikings wore helmets with horns/
D sky weeps as I express these thoughts/
Hold a Siren hostage till the Tempest is gone/
Equipped with ample plans/ to rattle clans/ pull my cards, and you’ll get a monster like Bakugan/
Shady affair how I handle Stans/ to baffle ranks/ made a war cry then took a piss in d battleground/
Always smiling but the war is real/
Caught Batman and forced him to smile when I cocked the steel/
Made willow a slave when I bought the Will/ Corny skill/ more ‘vein in the head’ than Adonis feel/
From clubs in Paris to raves in Bangkok/ I’m gauging life’s worth/
Struck rock bottom like Old Lady’s anchor/
minds like “Oh they will applaud”/
Cuz I smoked Yggdrasil for knowledge Odin gave his eye for/
Stole the Books of Solomon to read the aged text/ waylaid Seth/ used the fabric of time to hide my naked flesh/
Spat a volcano after that/.. ‘Rings of power’ the aftermath/
Led a mass attack/ Looked Sauron eye to eye, left him with cataracts/

Chapter 4

A destroyer, my presence on earth makes the olden gods come/ the lost one/
Convinced my shrink suicide was the only option/
Race against time, on a spiky path/ it’s likely that/ with ‘pad fetish in d skies’, I get off to a flying start/
The Hybrid that/ killed Akasha’s coven of angry bats/ expensive hate, was born into gold like a Lannister/
While u imagine that… I’ll just eat Aku/ find Sister Tabitha and lead her lewd/
Imma wizard too/ with sicker moves/ known to ‘spark more fights’ than Pikachu! /
Sprang from death… In the hanging gardens where only weed grow/
Lonely hero rolling the blow/ armed with solely ego/
My heart, no pain to feel like a broken window/
So in battles, I’m ready to drop bombs/
Or we can square up to fight like an army of Spongebobs/
With guns drawn/ I’ve left your betters cold/
Foes never know/my brain was the Rosetta Stone!/
Y’all ever slow, so you’ll never best this/ check it/
I’ve got powers to grant a genie’s death wish/
Scaled obstacles to Mount Zion’s peak/
Let my ions sync/
Greased my elbow to rule with an Iron Fist/
Coat of Arms I’m willing to try on quick/
I’m like TCM.. On your screen you’ll see d Lion Speak! /
Demigod assassin, most would argue elite/
Tongue like a double-edged sword because I’m armed to the teeth/
A man to dare me? Has lost keen insight/
Cut his left so he’ll exercise his God given right/
Men cower n hide when the stench of death draws near/
I’ll throw caution to the wind and lose the scent of fear/
Knowledge is power/ I guess the hulk has the mantle/
I jumped the gun.. Just to take a shot at the title/

Chapter 5

King of the beasts, 3 sparrows a side/
Starve lions till they kill their young and swallow their pride/
Break into your home, causing a state of shambles/
Now I’ve got your ward in my hand like a game of scrabble/
I’ve faced all battles… Some would say a loud career/
Cuz my punches strong enough to break d sound barrier/
To course through life I’m the needed elective/
Spun d earth to look at life from a different perspective/
My descent’s selective… Weeding off the weakness/
To stop the sickness/ sheiks seen offering incense/
I’ll leave a Scar on Mufasa/
While I chit chat with loose banter/
In my laziest state still more incredible than Bruce Banner/
Mad state of persistence/ age of extreme strength/
Jumped off Airforce One to change my plane of existence/
They said “he’s lost his touch”, I heard it and laughed/
Please stand near the alarms/I’m merely at calm/
Always been d same front to back like “dammit I’m mad”/
So let your thoughts bless me/ pass bills like congress meets/
Once this thug met me/ slit my throat… and blessed his blade with the gift of prophecy/
I’m a complex being/ tis said d Styx flows inside me/
Muses scrolls residing/
Opponents I’ve make an art of folding.. Like origami/
I’m from a place where all d ghosts hole in/
Most golden/
that one brave sheep in wolves clothing/
There there’s love for d poor.. And d richer will forage/
Memory injections… students kill teachers with knowledge/

Dedicated to the X-lites
Influenced by RA

U3uuu
Rantings of a stranded demigod
Memoirs of A Demigod (M.A.D)
Chapter 1

This very world’s at stake/ when this demigod’s awake/life’s an open goal, so I score with every shot I take/
Supreme being, my rendition is ill/
Never lost my temper, just gave it permission to kill/
Attracting force/ bring your troops and I’m smashing hordes/
Built a fortress dismantling The Thing from Fantastic Four/
As I retort/ manic thoughts/ melting Atlantic shores/
To drown the world, cardiac arrest when Hitler saw what I had in store/
Outsmart Solomon by stating an adage/ faking an outrage/ ill beat death while draped with a bandage/
Cerberus couldn’t stop me making a passage/
I’ll just bend d Hands of Time and gain the advantage/
Say he’s a savage? U3 meets crowds with cheers/
Perhaps it’s clear/ I spit d flow these guys revere/
Recline in chair/ its incisive here/ the penmanship makes demons in hell shiver in fear/
Classical tunes/when I rhyme in the booth/ ill gas a reporter, he’ll choke to death while he’s grasping the news/
Born ill and deadly/ wisdom deep and heavy, Tooth Fairy broke his back when he carried the tooth/
Million dollar rhymes, see I got puns for these dummies/
Gold footsteps to give Midas a run for his money/
My shotgun is funny/ bullets make ya years dispel/
U get d point, then die laughing like Alex Mitchell/

Chapter 2

Insane reasoning/ as your structure I degrade civilly/
Rape Einstein’s corpse, offspring proves the theory of relativity/
Mental gates block thoughts to rip out his lungs/ the reaper’s seed dropped/
Sickens me to weed out the lawn/
My insides still burn/ but after the fever is gone/ they can’t pass the wall like Attila the Hun/
Despite the form.. I’ll make bridesmaids of the best men/ depress them/ my pen gives powers… Stan Lee to these Xmen/
Or ill just dismember/ these core pretenders/ with flaws in gender/ who don’t bring fire to the fight like cocky Benders/
They’ll be locked in tethers… combined height won’t stack to my face/ eat all the raps you can place/ still outrun Lightening with 2 Airbus planes strapped to my waist/
Fly with a big mouth, its a bad toucan case/ ill run pyramid schemes around Tutkan’s grave/
Or attack Egypt with killer resolve/ missiles involved/ spit acid to hinder the gods/
Inside the vault/ f*cking Cleopatra on the sand wit her wig off/ Tinker with words, while we’re watching Ceasar dissolve/
I’m swift to kill, in an instant he’s gone/ like the arms of an autobot/ da hollow shots/ attract the cops. But f*ck Magneto, I’ll hold their cars up like an auto shop/
Never dined with the devil, I set the table straight/
Switched Popeye’s green, then beat him to vegetable state/
Never lost a debate, even with complete silence/
Lost my silverware once, relieved Poseidon of his trident/
The dude got rabid/won’t stop ranting/ brought an army of mermen, I led a group of manics/
Realized his move was drastic/ when I pulled odd antics/ invaded his palace and drowned Ariel in a pool of acid/

Chapter 3

Dressed to impress when I wear polar caps/ a sober cat/ with ego so big the shadow went over Mars/
Battle me? A chancy venture/ Free Masons perplexed by my skeletal architecture/
Matching dentures/ to Chiron the mighty centaur/
Live in the minds of greats, so I would hardly rent yours/
My saliva’s the base for all the roads in Portland/ reformed man/
Spoke d future, Nostradamus wrote in shorthand/
Spat flames and left Nidhoggr helpless deformed/
Reckless with words/ reason why Vikings wore helmets with horns/
D sky weeps as I express these thoughts/
Hold a Siren hostage till the Tempest is gone/
Equipped with ample plans/ to rattle clans/ pull my cards, and you’ll get a monster like Bakugan/
Shady affair how I handle Stans/ to baffle ranks/ made a war cry then took a piss in d battleground/
Always smiling but the war is real/
Caught Batman and forced him to smile when I cocked the steel/
Made willow a slave when I bought the Will/ Corny skill/ more ‘vein in the head’ than Adonis feel/
From clubs in Paris to raves in Bangkok/ I’m gauging life’s worth/
Struck rock bottom like Old Lady’s anchor/
minds like “Oh they will applaud”/
Cuz I smoked Yggdrasil for knowledge Odin gave his eye for/
Stole the Books of Solomon to read the aged text/ waylaid Seth/ used the fabric of time to hide my naked flesh/
Spat a volcano after that/.. ‘Rings of power’ the aftermath/
Led a mass attack/ Looked Sauron eye to eye, left him with cataracts/

Chapter 4

A destroyer, my presence on earth makes the olden gods come/ the lost one/
Convinced my shrink suicide was the only option/
Race against time, on a spiky path/ it’s likely that/ with ‘pad fetish in d skies’, I get off to a flying start/
The Hybrid that/ killed Akasha’s coven of angry bats/ expensive hate, was born into gold like a Lannister/
While u imagine that… I’ll just eat Aku/ find Sister Tabitha and lead her lewd/
Imma wizard too/ with sicker moves/ known to ‘spark more fights’ than Pikachu! /
Sprang from death… In the hanging gardens where only weed grow/
Lonely hero rolling the blow/ armed with solely ego/
My heart, no pain to feel like a broken window/
So in battles, I’m ready to drop bombs/
Or we can square up to fight like an army of Spongebobs/
With guns drawn/ I’ve left your betters cold/
Foes never know/my brain was the Rosetta Stone!/
Y’all ever slow, so you’ll never best this/ check it/
I’ve got powers to grant a genie’s death wish/
Scaled obstacles to Mount Zion’s peak/
Let my ions sync/
Greased my elbow to rule with an Iron Fist/
Coat of Arms I’m willing to try on quick/
I’m like TCM.. On your screen you’ll see d Lion Speak! /
Demigod assassin, most would argue elite/
Tongue like a double-edged sword because I’m armed to the teeth/
A man to dare me? Has lost keen insight/
Cut his left so he’ll exercise his God given right/
Men cower n hide when the stench of death draws near/
I’ll throw caution to the wind and lose the scent of fear/
Knowledge is power/ I guess the hulk has the mantle/
I jumped the gun.. Just to take a shot at the title/

Chapter 5

King of the beasts, 3 sparrows a side/
Starve lions till they kill their young and swallow their pride/
Break into your home, causing a state of shambles/
Now I’ve got your ward in my hand like a game of scrabble/
I’ve faced all battles… Some would say a loud career/
Cuz my punches strong enough to break d sound barrier/
To course through life I’m the needed elective/
Spun d earth to look at life from a different perspective/
My descent’s selective… Weeding off the weakness/
To stop the sickness/ sheiks seen offering incense/
I’ll leave a Scar on Mufasa/
While I chit chat with loose banter/
In my laziest state still more incredible than Bruce Banner/
Mad state of persistence/ age of extreme strength/
Jumped off Airforce One to change my plane of existence/
They said “he’s lost his touch”, I heard it and laughed/
Please stand near the alarms/I’m merely at calm/
Always been d same front to back like “dammit I’m mad”/
So let your thoughts bless me/ pass bills like congress meets/
Once this thug met me/ slit my throat… and blessed his blade with the gift of prophecy/
I’m a complex being/ tis said d Styx flows inside me/
Muses scrolls residing/
Opponents I’ve make an art of folding.. Like origami/
I’m from a place where all d ghosts hole in/
Most golden/
that one brave sheep in wolves clothing/
There there’s love for d poor.. And d richer will forage/
Memory injections… students kill teachers with knowledge/

Dedicated to the X-lites
Influenced by RA

Naruto
Monster in paris
Paranorman
Dr seuss the lorax
Legend of the guardians
Rise of the guardians
Epic
Rio 1 nd 2
Ratatouille
Flushed away
Thundercats
Batman: The brave and bold
Monsters university
Over the hedge
Mulan

If u haven't watched the 1st 5 movies I listed, then u're rily missing, trust me!

The mentalist
Olympus has fallen
Black or white
Epic

The hobbit
Kick ass
The chronicles of riddick
Dr seuss "the lorax"
The dark knight

Best
5- avengers age of ultron
4- mad max
3- jurassic world
2- star wars vii
1- inside out
Worst
5- The woman in black 2
4- Tomorrowland
3- Jupiter ascending
2- Minions
1- 50 shades of grey

rapmike:
Joker is a special case abeg! Riddler is also intelligent with no muscle, yet I don't trip for him.

He is special, but having no powers make him very vulnerable

Rebel killed this

sosiqdude:
You must be stwpid son........... This is what happens when you read with your asss cos all you spit is shyt!

Oh finally, an idiot gets to quote me

Geoxpress:
yh. has a thread been out?

No,plz ask for a thread

Av lost interest in this tourney, maybe I shuld hav signed up as a judge, or is this how the voting system runs here? Anyway, Geoxpress ,we still battling?

Geoxpress:
lmao, shuu. he's commercial. he raps according to provided topic

Lol,if said topic revolves around emotions.money and heartbreaks ..for sure

Geoxpress:
ur point?

There is no genre of music as Emotional rap ..anyone who does it and the pple who listen to it do not knw anytin about hip-hop, am sorry.

Lol,we can use our reason to show who's the best rapper of all time. Using the elements,diff critz of rap, how they started, their background story ...anyways,opinions are gud but if someone start putting drake or lil gayne in his top10 best rappers ..Am I supposed to respect that?

Check out this idiot who's strayed from truth/ Was supposed to diss BRUCE, but his brain confused/ Am superman ..supposed to punch u far away ..to a parade of fools/ Since u defy Basic Justice league logic ..u FLASH and u afraid of BRUCE !!

To the above dumb weakling/ Who named himself flash, but he's slow and Bleep.ing weak/ U were supposed to diss klef ..why calling me?/ *sighs* ,I know right ..ignoring u wuld hav bin d best reply to ur boring diss!

Bit.ch, ur rap won't be higher,if u elevate ur texts/ U won't be above, if u levitate yourself/ I'll come attacking with 6 grenade or tecs/ Or use guns to leave iron in u ..now u generator, rex!!