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Teacher-Now,we're gonna have a philosophy quiz, hope u all have read, u were informed yesterday about it

Milton- Hey Jo! Why don't we ditch this test and go check out the new thanos comics in the candy store?

Jo Qel- Nah,need to do this ..4 subjects with an F, can't make it 5. U can go though, I'll cover for you!

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THIS IS NOT A LOVE LETTER ..

This pages are places I cannot explain/ Its razing n crazy, the bars to enslave/ We hazy, we fading, We gat to escape/ Its lazy,the baby , I Dated will hate this/

Am saying, The same bit..ch I loved rily greatly/
Like gravy, its plain meat To stop eating lately/
Date marie,or katie, They'll help ya in love/
Or maybe, date daises ..But never hip-hop/

But how it all started...

Hip-hop and me ..were a frolicking duo/ Come with crazy spray cans ..in grafiti, I was punishing pseudos/ Paint like deus ex machina to my pain, I loved getting kudos/ Energy filled, was stuffed with the glucose/ Vis-a-vis with diz niggas- forming we too know/ I got lost with this blacks like robinson crusoe/

Stuck with the loopholes ...My platoon raided tha clans/ MCS that spat bars too na..ked, now start to play dead when I calculated their plans/ Forced beyond their own will, had to apex my stats/ I was nick-named Anakin Skywalker ..cuz any son who came against me ...I amputated their hands/

Best DJ on the street too, pple started to hype the brother/
Alien nigga... I gave them high music on disks that were like flyin saucers/
And break-boys? Wasn't part? This lying suckers/
Are jez bastard hating/ I set the standard, ratings/ Was the best b-boy since the emergence of cavaleri/

But it sucks really much that after all that shii ..I end up just with this thoughts/
Rap's not the real stuff ..there may be hiphop in love but never love in hip-hop/
Thinkin its all gud to get the niggas cray and let your beats catch waves/
Well, hiphop's a .b...itch that doesn't care bou u- And Joe's about to learn it the hard way...

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Teacher- Joe,wake up, give me the papers boy, text's over

Joe- What? It was just a dream?

Teacher- Don't make me have to repeat myself

Joe-Woah wait! I haven't written s...hit ,ma! Please!!!!

Teacher angrily snatches the paper from the poor boy's hands

Joe- Oh mehn! Fu...ck HIP-HOP!!!!!!!!!

Opener- I should tie this,but giving it to lime for the action in which he dropped, He had a better build-up and delivery,and although max/marks has been over-used here, he mixed it with personal and gave us one of the best punchlines of the brawl ..Opener-Lime

Flow-Tie (Most enjoyable part of the brawl)

Rhymes-Elymax (Lime is not a gud rhymer,maybe his shii wuld have gon well on audio,but not text IMO)

Wordplay-Tie

Metaphors-Elymax plz(Dude reminded me of prime U3, metaphors after metaphors after metaphors, had metaphors littered everywhere in his buildups. Lmao@blood donation shii)

Punchlines-Tie (Lime shud hav won this, but max countered with w/p's,metz nd perz)

Personals-Elymax (By a slim margin,I jez think he was more adventurous here)

Closer-Elymax (Lime ran out of steam,its natural tho, nice classic personal punch frm max here)

Vgt-Elymax

Adanna28:
Vicraven don't post under the battle thread you can reach me here. What the issue with your email dear?

My verse is ready ..Where is my opponent? I get a no-show win if he doesn't appear ryt?

Show fast, let's post

revived

ELYMAXiimus:
what do you think?

Evil is evil!

GIYAZZ:
Please nobody should reply Limerick. Just let him be till Airmark gets here.

LOL!

Ksslib:
grayline, So you win me atlast last?

Congrats. You ll die by my sword some other day.

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Who is next?

Bro,can I take that position? U can unleash ur anger frm ur loss to gray on me

Adanna28:
Too bad this is a topical tourney and not a democracy.

This has nothing to do with my post whatsoever

Iceskidd:
peindanzo i choose no.3

I don't like any of the topics, but I'll go with 3 too

Opener- Ksslib plz( The grey's anatomy was one of d best punch in this battle)

Rhymes-Tie

Flow-Gray (I culd rhyme everything he typed on audio, man, u nailed this)

W/p- Ksslib easily

Metz-Gray(By a hair's breadth)

Punch-Gray

Perz-Gray

Closer-Nil (Outplayed ideas)

Vgt-Gray

coz I am for rap, biz is for rap, everyone in this section is for rap and it begs the question, who the Bleep are you?
i bring those rap they can't resist
lyrical class oozing from this you can't best it
its only online you get close to being recognised as a person
because you are like an ideal gas. don't you get it, in the real world you don't exist!
let's go mathematical, I'm x you y
can't beat me no matter how hard you try
send four figure tables crashing on your back side
angle of elevation so little, no way you can see the bright side
your verse lacks that sting, poo is so deficient
at the end I'll be ranked at the top, while you find yourself behind x like a bloody co efficient

KAI!!!!

Opener-Bruce (Both were wack,but at least bruce was more impressive)

Rhymes-Mikuz

Flow-Bruce

Metaphors-Mikuz

W/p-Bruce (I neva expected him to clinch this crit frm mik- I was impressed with his plays throughout)

Perz-Mikuz

Punch-Bruce

Closer-Bruce (Mik's closer was rily gud, but bruce's closer is one of d best av seen here, direct punch cum w/p)

Vgt-Bruce

Am in anyways

coogar:
i was told darkenedrebel has been knocking on my door for a battle. bring it on!

every criterion remains as it is but i want personals to be 20 points.

Lol?

obainojazz:
first of all...ask yourself a question. are you d0pe?

And an idiot quotes my post

Limerick astronaut/ ass troll north should get an award

Sleak junior- tsunami/ tz u nat me ..is jez pathetic man,its sad,u feel lik crying

U3- spat a curse in class, still tha mage to a row man/ now am spartacus, steel damage to a roman is one of the best av seen in my text career, u3 is in a league of his own

Bruce got this battle,smh ..Now,to the crux of the matter

1) Ibime, u won't get anywhere trying to decry against darkrebel boisterous and temperamental attitude.. You don't understand him,so ur post reeks of naivety

Textcees- We don't determine what happens to us, it simply just comes ..People accept you, and they don't to dark. Its a hard situation not to restrict judges after u pen something assidously. Being able to settle a matter doesn't mean u try to enact and execute ur own ideas, mr ibime, no! U listen to both parties, understand why dark restrict these judges and find a solution.

If u call coogar,sinizia,punisher- dark dickriders, then we wuld call mikuz,emaprince, glaciers, loonatiik- ur dickriders ,there's no 2 ways bout it. Its like arguin with ur jnr sis tryin to impose ur ideas on her, she'll never obey! That's not how to do it, trust me

I am pein ,and I did exactly what dark is doing on fb- restricting judges becoz of the "incessant dickriding" ..Its not the right thing to do,but it happened becuz I developed haters on the way to be dope

2) Nah, 1) was too long, I'll jez leave the oda points- they are not so relevant

Finally available ..anyone up 4 a battle? Pop c.o

coogar:
stlaibrowne got this 100%!

manuelrukky should never be allowed to brawl again on this forum until he learns to type all his words out and until he understands the essence of rhyme schemes in battle rap.

MVGT - stlaibrowne

LMAO :v :v :v

Received the call from jig/ Talkin bout hefty thugs with cliques/ Come with gees/ Said "we coming quick"/ He replied- Bursted ribs/ I said- Dummy flee/

He hurt his knee/ Coolest rapper ..I make the "mic ooze" am brute and hottest/ Black terrorist ..this "dark rebel" comes with nuke and gun fests/ "F.. uck you hard" ...u think u can win in a lugar contest? / "See dawg" ...me, gray and liri ...U'll get an attack from the 3 like "coogar" on deers/

Met the gangsters, was like jig, don worry, this vets gon die/ Am the best of kind/ I test their type/ So if they blessed on hype/ My tecs don't lie

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Finish the mission, I head on bike/ Meet slow john ...was like- this vet must die/ Juju killer ..I use herbs on knives/ I promise yall- I'll live john's head on a plate like herod's wife

U guys slept on gawdovwhar verse

Opener-tie, Rhymes-liricist, flow-liricist, w/p-liricist, metz-LOL nil, punch-liricist, perz-liricist, closer-liricist, Vgt-lirisis

Lol, who needs me?

Jason21:
ur a despicable, inconsequential leech! have u finished trollin for attention.............and now wanna battle? piss of, beetch!

U are an autistic stooge, I'll cremate you and ur fams and ur relatives ...You don't wanna try me, try me!

Jason21:
seconded . . .

I c.o ur grandma

Mvgt- Laykorn (Raplinx,u gota get ur game on, gotta get some air, learn how to breathe rap,see rap, gotta have a variety of styles, u know

As for laykorn,congrats,but,u still gotta train more, read dope barz lyk barz of Pein,tega gat,coogar,ibime etc, u need refined punchlines, u need to re-enact metaphors I.e changing it from a howitzer into a sniper,if u don't get, pm me, I'll teach u how to change ur rap from an ant-hill to fort knox

Am awt baby

Lmao, sleak is a stupid wacktard ..asin,this nigga still wack even now, 2015, yes!! ..Aoc-Naz, Vgt-Naz.. Lol,sleak so retarded,come,leme beat u for the 3rd time

Mikuz got this ..but I think yall sleeping on supermilk opener

Opener-tie, rhymes-nil, flow-bruce, w/p-bis, metz-bruce, perz-bruce, punch-bis, closer-bis ..vgt-bis

Mikuz is sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! ..brighter grammar + dyslexia line kills