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Pein in naruto shippuden- The world will only know true peace; when it experiences pain

Obito in naruto shippuden- I am nobody, I don't want to be anybody, and I will never be somebody

Itachi in naruto shippuden- To become hokage(Leader), u have to be acknowledged, but u don't have to be acknowledged when u become hokage

Batman in dark knight- U merely adapted to the dark, I was born into it

Joker in dark knight- Why so serious?

Alfred in dark knight- Some men just want to watch the world burn

Epic- Just because u can't see something, doesn't mean its not there

Infiniphobia:
All i knw is i sud ve finished serving by now bt tnks to gej, here i am .......... because of numerous asup strikes in gej administratn. @least all federal polytecthnics re still in school. With dat alone, you cnt compare buhari to gej. The if i hear...............................

Bro, the reason why u are still serving is bcuz u are a ret..ard

End time ooni of ife

End time buhari comments

End time female commander

End time leicester city

End time elderly woman

End time personal doctors

End time butts.. Plz Like this post if u hate buhari, share this post if u love obasanjo

End time stupid clothes

End time boko haram

End time makeup

End time kids

PapaBrowne:
Lets use the interesting power of social media to make a difference in this man's life. Not Just for the sake of it but to show that we can use Nairaland to achieve good things.

These are his words:
I do not have money to rent any house again. I want the government to help me. I do not have any sickness. I am not taking any injection. I only need help,” he added.

We can change his story. We can use him as a starting point for expressing the power to do good that we wield as a people of social media.

My recommendation is simple.
We start out an old folks home with him as the first member. There are loads of old folks like him suffering with no family to turn to.
All we need is to rent a place and provide the basics for living. We get volunteers from churches & mosques to take care of these folks and provide the care they need.

It would cost a lot. Probably a couple hundreds of thousands. With collaboration, we can raise whatever is required. If 1000 if us put up 1k each, we would have 1m already. And that would go more than a long way.

I don't know if I am making any sense but I am pretty passionate about using the collaborative power of social media to achieve good in society. And I feel we can start out with any story. And this old man's story is a good one.

If you think this is possible, show support by commenting and sharing your ideas on how to achieve this.

For me, for every like this post gets, I will be giving 200 Naira towards this old man's welfare. That is 200 Naira let like. 20,000 Naira for 100 likes. And yes, 200,000 for 1000 likes. And I mean every word if it.

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End time job interview

End time accident

End time appointment

End time fish

And to the one who said he couldn't see "heavy blows" in pein vs obese battle ..lol, u wouldn't know what heavy blows were if it ra..ped ur mum, ra..ped ur sister, ran away, came back to collect its trousers and ra..ped u in the process

Supermiy punches were weak and the rhyming was jez bland ..raplinx punches were good but he took to long to land em, however

NL rap Pele... am out balling/ Thousands of goals achieved! ma legendary scouts soaring/ bt Jazz lines are jargons! They'll surely make this bout boring/ even in his family, he's a cast-out Burden/ Cursed n frustrated, day&night the tout's morning/ all his efforts to achieve a goal in life turned out nothing!/ infact he's like Ibime on the matrimonial bed. . . . He plays without Scoring!!!

Oh lord ,this is jez too gud, supermiy gets closer, raplinx gets punches, rest critz are tie

ELYMAXiimus:
Giyazz, quack, heart, cat, f@g etc. all rhyme. If that's the reason for given away the W to pein's opponent then you need to stop voting in brawls.

Quack = /kwa:k/, cat = /kat/, f@g = /gay/.


However, peindanzo, what I don't like is the way you're generalizing the whole cocksucking thing.

People have opinions, but you can clearly see the people who vote with bias. Pick them out and attack them directly, not generalizing it.

Btw, again, nice opener.

Thanks@nice opener, although I don't think it was d best bar I had, anyway,I still maintain my stance that I won this brawl fair and square, the obese dude came below par, Obese is far far doper than what he dropped here, Are u in fb? If u are,u would knw the safari,uc browser scheme has been done by u3 before ..If we neglect that,I still had far more quality barz than he did, its that obvious, anyone who says otherwise can't prove it(If they can,they should go ahead using the criterials and give reasons too for their decisions), I did win this brawl,I just wasn't lucky with the judges that were available

And plz,stop arguing with that autistic s1mpleton called giyazz, he's struggling with some mental issues obviously ..Can't u see the ret..ard couldn't refute ur points and brought up BS like "Ibime said this,krone said this" ..who is ibime?, who is krone? Have they written a dictionary? Why should we believe them? Does being a good textee translate to being a good grammarian? How? Why? .. Giyazz is suffering from brain cancer, he's the type to go to a restroom, sh1t in the sink, and wash his hands in the toilet ..

Oh,ask him if giyazz rhymes with ret..ard ..he'll say it doesn't, but ask him

Reyginus:
Bros calm down just smile and examine your verse if it's clear there's no such thing you move on.

Lol bro,am not tensed, although it may seem like that, but at least, some things are just to clear.. Nas is doper than lil kesh, anyone who says otherwise either hasn't read nas lyrics or is rily rily ret..arded ,Its not a matter of opinion here, its fact, that's why we have CRITERIALS, we have standards,there are reasons I maintain my stance that I won this battle ..anyway,ok,I'll take ur advice

To the ret-ard that mentioned my name above, people like you are why the world is deteriorating in moral value ..U should be arrested for being gay,and showing it openly! U are a d1ckrider and a bias idiot, u couldn't find anything to criticize in obesemf verse, but in my verse, u gleefully brought out ur rod and began- "Ur punchez don't connect" ..bring ur dad to come and connect them. Biased goat, go and drink rat sp3rm , no-one wants to have anything to do with a wack mo--ron like you.

Raplinx:
whats ur fb alias? Most Nl judges are wack i swear it! And giyazz saying those words dont rhyme Are u an american??

I am David Pein Nagato, but I quit fb in 2014 ..Fb also deactivated my accnt so u won't be able to access me there

GIYAZZ:
Take corrections, bro. I don't got no problem with you, so I don't know why you're sounding like this. But you should most importantly learn how to take corrections. It helps.

Guy abeg,stop fooling urself, take corrections from who? What's ur battle status? Did u even understand half of the metaphors I wrote up there? ..now,u said cat doesn't rhyme with react, and did I rhyme it? I rhymed SCHRODINGER'S CAT with DOESN'T REACT ..dark doesn't rhyme with f-ag ..in which world? Lol, obese lost this battle plainly, u can choose to be reta..rded and ignore that or die a d1ckrider!

Jason21:
pein won this battle. there's a difference between droppin a bunch of punchlines and droppin a battle verse.......

Thank you! I was really astonished at the votes- people devoid of any single knowledge of rap and have one or 2 mental problems shouldn't be allowed to judge battles here

MuhdG:
Disappointed in you for this ^

Unnecessary and very childish

Nope,just the truth,that's y most pple that judged here couldn't judge with the criterials, some brought up excuses that my barz "didn't connect", or my rhymes were "poor".. But that's jez epic stupidity as there were worse mistakes in my opponent's verse

GIYAZZ:
It was a nice battle. I love the punchlines from Obesemf. He has this ability to unleash enough punchlines to satisfy one on first read. I admire that side of him.

On the other hand, Peindanzo had some amazing ideas and punchlines too. But at some point, he lacked the ability to connect and deliver them well. Hence, made some of his punches look forced and elementary. (No offense)

His rhymes didn't do any good either. It's not about the syllabus alone, bro. You gotta drop words like it should sound and not complicate everything. Words like "Cat, heart, quark, react" don't rhyme but you rhymed them. "Dark" and "Fàg?" That's a No No!. You should work on your word pronunciation. But above it all, you tried.


MVGT: Obesemf



NOTE: Please, if you want to vote on this battle, better do that now or within this hour. Voting closes by 8pm prompt. Any other vote after the deadline is null and void.

No offense, but this bullsh1t u posted jez made u look more stupid than u normally are

Lol, you must either be blind, a d1ckrider, or plain reta..rded to think obese won this brawl,lmao ..And I forgot, this is NL, the home of c0ck-suckers

Ladies in the pretoria protest

This fight is like judo practice/ Sizzling metaphors, I give Real spectacular strikes like hugo sanchez/ Punches to his upper jaw if this cuckoo ranting/ Puns gonna leave him spinning cold like pluto axis/ Summary is- These bars are sure to school the obese like sumo classes!/

This bruno bastid ..asking the saviour to help him carry his cross/ He's hispanic n sauce ..tryna make a good pose ..he's spaztic, he's cursed/ His crew shaking- his panicking source ..they should start counting his loss/ Cause I brought techs ..and once those bullets 'penetrate ,this pu..$$y hides in reaction'- Vaginismus!/

Obese obliged to be my prisoner ..when my ammo wrecked him/ I've got spy cameras everywhere ..so any secret move he makes ..my camo tells me/ His 'execution's today' ..but if he tries to escape ..I've got archers,their arrows ready/ A sadistic b1tch- he better takes the penalty while frowning ..or gets on a barren run ..either way, he's balotelli!/

Bring the voodoo of a thousand kings if u know ya fetish/ Am subzero in his prime, powers cold and deadly/ He deemed himself a king cuz he slayed ice and had mik blown and buried?/ Haha, we all know an obese that makes ICE SCREAM n SKIM MIK ..was only choicing his low-fat dairy!/

If this poser nears me ...2 techs would blast his chin/ Before facing rebel ..dude went to his pastor like- "Am facing dark the b1tch"/ Pastor prescribed fasting as the way to beat DARK ..and have this f@g redeemed../ But next day.. Obese died with a note- FASTING IS NOT A FAT MAN TALENT ..so as it stands,it seems/ This b1tch n joker got a whooping from the dark knight- Harley Quinn!/

And since u love chemistry ..check- I bring the blades out, this duckling will "quark"/ And since he's known as a "noble" guy ..am stabbing the dummy "in heart"/ I reveal AH GUN.. nd this "pu..$$y in a state of life and death"- Schrodinger's cat/ But if this chemistry lover ..reveals AR GON ..don't be moved, IT DOESN'T REACT!/

Call him Sia ..cuz he won't be "alive", once I hit the rabbit/ His fams try to bribe me with beer ..but I forget that "cheap thrills" as I slit his ma quick/ Hold 2 'desert eagle ..and once I let that "bird set free" ..it kills his aunty/ STAGE IS SET.. as my bazooka fires his sis with "1 million bullets" ..Then I smile n tell him- THIS IS ACTING!/

Or you come with privates ..and dare engage me in a vendetta spar/ You may show 5 emotions ..but u'll get whooped 'inside out.. As I unleash beretta arms/ I've got an angry fanbase ..twice as his ..and even before I let them attack/ They've sent death threats to the talentless b1tch ..for the stuff he's shown- He's rebecca black!/

I wreck vets at hand ..while your materials show you a disgrace to mankind/ Metaphors blaze him from the front and puns hit his back side/ This script leaves his brain twisted and have his mind twined/ So anyone who still rate 0's over mine ..either is a staunch p€rv£rt ,or did it with a farm mind!/

The end; U've all witnessed as i whipped this local rodent/ He's regarded as a thorn in this section- An overgrown pest/ He claims to be 'king.. So yall should term this beating- A royal molest/ He'll get terribly scarred ..but none should give this poser no help/ This b1tch is leavin dignity stripped and with an a$$ whooping ..like ladies in the pretoria protest!/


Note: All personals in the verse, don't wanna do this, but I jez thought it may be a lil difficult for some of yall to dig so..

Sia's album This is acting contains songs lyk "alive,bird set free,1 million bullets,cheap thrills"- Those are the ones that have bin released

P.S- If u felt offended by the keys, my sincerest apologies (Its the only bar I felt lyk xplainin)

6 paths of pain

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