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I love your flawless way of writing. It is a turn on. Keep it up.

ThePlumbers:
I am a plumber. I have a job going on a construction site in Ajah where I am posting this from at the moment. My workers and I got to the site this morning to start working, one of the labourers who I asked to bring a sewage pipe screamed out like Sango's thunder, I rushed to see what happened, and it was a snake crawling out from one of the 4 inches pipes seen in the picture below. I immediately grabbed a big stone and hurled it at the serpent's head, before I could bend down to pick more stones, other workers on the site have scattered its head in a split second.

Just 5 minutes later I heard the same guy shouting 'obe' 'obe' (Obe is SOUP in Yoruba). I went to see what was happening again and he had killed a monitor Lizard. Everyone wanted us to smoke the rare reptile for some garri consumption later in the afternoon, but right now as I type this a man is negotiating to buy the giant lizard for N2,500. The labourer's daily stipend is N2000. Sellng it for N2,500 wont be bad. But I have told the man to check back in one hour.

But I am thinking, since I am the boss on the site, should I just buy it for like 2k and we all roast it for garri for lunch. What do you think?

Thanks to my Gionee M5 plus for the clear pictures

Duplicity. What will be there modus operandi? How will they be different from civil defense and other paramilitary organizations?

They dont have their own undies?

The writer has beaten English language.

I have no problem with what this man says or the failed prophesies, what I find appalling is that people believe him

Earnestly awaiting the doomsday. But when will that be? Nobody knows. In the meantime, the risk continues and more people are becoming advocates.

Two faced and hypocritical.

@nickxtra please can I have you number? Thanks.

From day one, I knew there was more to the story. He couldn't be seven years. Just look at his laps.

Done that oooo. Even gave him the impression I have done that already

nickxtra:
Tell the guy if does not give you your money immediately, that you are petitioning him to their head office at Mabushi

If it were to be the other way round, will you want him to help you? Be plain and straight with him now will save you a lot of pain later.

nickxtra:
Thats where a disciplinary action will be taken against him and if really he has not done your papers, he will asked to refund your money or perfect your papers for u

I have done the papers. I was forced to do it after Road Safety caught me driving without papers. The most annoying thing is the #5,000 fine I paid. I have written a complaint letter to the head and each day is stories upon stories. He promised to repay Saturday, Monday and today but each day it is one story or the other.

nickxtra:
Then go to VIO office, at Mabushi, report to monitoring unit, let me know when you get there

Okay. But is there alternative cause Mabushi is far and out of my way.

goldenceo1:
Those conference ur guider holds to brain wash d followers into bringing more recruits.. have been invited on countless occasion to attend such meetings. what do u guys such gathering where u brain wash pple on MMM ideology n later post videos on youtube to get bonus ?

Is it called seminal? Check your dictionary.

goldenceo1:
I'm a novice on MMM oh. I thought dey pay those guys for organising seminal.

What is seminal?

goldenceo1:
That's how sum pple will b treated if MMM crash today. the way they go about spreading d gospel of MMM will make u want to believe that they owned shares in that MMM.*ll tanks to referral bonus, guilder bonus, video bonus n seminal bonus dey enjoy...

Seminal bonus? Check and correct yourself.

nickxtra:
He might be a tout, and not really a VIO officer.

There is no way I won't know a tout from a VIO official. He is VIO, wears uniform, has an office and goes on patrol.

I am writing this to save people from the headache and frustration I and several others have face. Went to VIO Kuje office to renew my car papers. This was on the 13th of October. I met one James Aigbedion and I gave him #12,000 for the renewal of my car papers. From that day till date, it has been one story or the other. Funny enough, I happen not to be the only one who has fallen victim to this VIO official. The funny thing is that the boss seem not to care to take actions. The numbers are 08055451098, 08106864686

It is not remotely possible that it is beans. It has to be something very light like pepper or cotton.

The guilty are afraid.

Is Rooney now a member of the super Eagles?

Your friends are fighting and the best you could do is to record it and post online? True friends indeed.

Ovokoo:
Since i was born, i have been hearing of Lagos-Ibadan expressway rehabilitation. Every government just seem to work on that road.

Plus the second niger bridge.

There are hundreds of thousands of such boys in Nigeria

Stop saying what is not true. They are both injured. Monreal didn't play against Sunderland. Bellarein got a minor knock on Monday.

nijanigga:
not really.Just saving them for Sunday's match

timtrader:
ds ur comentary trip me pass d goal sef, quote me make i gv u my card, straight to supersport. U don too watch ball.

That is not his. He copied it from BBC.

nijanigga:
Wenger causing unnecessary problems, he was eyeing the game on Sunday and left behind Bellerin and Nancho Monreal. If you have Carl Jenkinson and Kieran Gibbs as your defenders you're in trouble.

both are injured.

Lyoncrescent:
Oh that is just superb! The Ludogorets defence are taught a lesson by Mesut Ozil as he scores the goal that will surely seal qualification tonight. One pass over the top is enough to free him but he has an awful lot to do. He chips the ball over the head of keeper Milan Borjan, comes back on to his left foot, has two defenders on him but sits them both down, one at a time, with some outrageous close control and composure before firing into the empty net.

A great goal.

acknowledge the source.

8:45pm. The clock have gone back one hour.

safarigirl:
7:45 bro. UCL time no dey change like that, it's 7:45 Nigerian time

raziboi:
TANK GOD FOR HIM!!

Please, how do you tank God?

Hair frying pastor and followers.

Post or send me the VIN of the car and the part number of the brainbox let me cross check.