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Business / Re: How I Got My NAFDAC Number(my Personal Experience) by pembisco(m): 5:27pm On Jan 08
You are very beautiful

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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Drips Hard As He Arrives In Style To Boxing Match (Pix, Video) by pembisco(m): 10:55am On Dec 25, 2023
This is dope mehnnn

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Last Picture Of Israeli Soldiers Who Were Ambushed & Killed In Gaza by pembisco(m): 3:52pm On Nov 02, 2023
Dittodat:
Israeli terrorists.
Fvck Israel. If you stand with the apartheid terrorist state of Israel, fvck you too.
We stand with Palestine.
Then fvck you too, fvck your mama, fvck your papa and fvck your all your siblings
Celebrities / Re: Mohbad’s Wife Cheated On Him With Another Marlian Signee, Dad Tells Court by pembisco(m): 10:50pm On Oct 25, 2023
Dennisochampa:
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Whatever is happening to the lady isn't my concern...
The knowledge of who owns the son won't bring back mohbad and it wont give him justice..
Let's find out what or who killed mohbad...
The issue of DNA can come later after mohbad have gotten justice.
I feel all these DNA issue is aimed at diverting attention away from the actual cause of mohbad death.
If the child turns out not to be for mohbad... Will it bring mohbad back??
Guy, every statement in this case is very important, you never can tell the root cause of his death. A good investigator listens attentively to all that seems irrelevant, statements you think are irrelevant can actually crack a very hard case

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Celebrities / Re: Lagos Chief Coroner Directs Inquest Into Mohbad’s Death by pembisco(m): 9:08am On Sep 27, 2023
Morbeta11:
Their target is the mobilisation, an opportunity to cashout. This is the best comment I have read this morning 👇


"Mohbad was hypertensive- a health information he never hid. There's a reason hypertension is nicknamed "the silent killer". Despite being hypertensive, he was a hard drug user, two dangerous combinations.

In his mother's recent interview, she suggested that Mohbad was scared and not breathing fine during the recent periods she spent with him.

The body regulating Nurses in Nigeria has clarified that the nurse who allegedly "treated" him was not registered. Put differently, the person on whose medical care he spent his last hours on earth was not qualified to practice as a nurse.

The hospital that certified him dead confirmed that a nurse was treating him at home and it was when his situation deteriorated that he was rushed to the hospital. He was dead on arrival (DOA).

To the social media warriors, the possible causes of his death are:

1. Naira Marley's bullying and juju 😂

2. His wife's presumed infidelity with a certain Sam.

3. His beloved father who hated him.

From the very first moment the few of us at the other end of the spectrum received the details of his untimely demise, we established the outstanding remote cause to be drug abuse and the major immediate cause to be poor health care delivery by a quack who "treated" him without his medical history.

The mob cannot silent us. We anticipate the result of the autopsy"
For your empty head you think you are making sense.

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Crime / Re: My Experience With The Nigeria Police Force Today. by pembisco(m): 9:01am On Sep 27, 2023
Yampotatocarrot:
So you met a policeman who spoke calmly and, maybe 3 passengers who replied roughly and all of a sudden, they are nice and angels from heaven?
Abeg help me ask the op?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Donald Trump Is Back On Twitter by pembisco(m): 7:08am On Aug 25, 2023
AllenSpencer:


What is manufactured?

Do you even know about the charges brought against him?

Do you know the conspirators and state witnesses are Republicans and his own aids?

So what you talking about or pointing out?

Oh? Rhinos flipped on him? Cos someone else already blaming Biden.

You know what, you also are just sounding like a Republican. They cannot attack the charges brought against him, but will sum it all up and call it persecution.


Guy rest abeg. You con carry the matter for head like gala. Haba

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Inmates Hold Guards Hostage In Ecuador’s Five Prisons by pembisco(m): 4:08pm On Jul 25, 2023
Zico5:
No where in the world is safe again. Some of the countries we are looking up to have their challenges as well. The worst place to live today is UK. The tax alone can send someone to hell. We live in a trying times. Nigerians need to buckle up and face the reality. We are the one to fight for our existence. These people in power dont care so far they can maintain their expensive lifestyles. We shall survive.
All these long story of other countries having their own challenges are bullcrap aimed at justifying the hardship brought upon us by your Tinubu. (Mu)2
Health / Re: My Experience Today When I Went For Culture Test. What The Woman Said. by pembisco(m): 5:36am On Jul 20, 2023
SIMPLIFIED:
Lol, this is a very ignorant post. Please don't give medical fact when you have no idea what you are talking of, HVS has nothing to do with bathing, the sample is collected from inside the vagina not the outside vulva that is cleaned when bathing. Also a virgin can't get a HVS done as the hymen can't allow getting into the vagina, if patient is a virgin, a vulva swab is done. What the lady most likely is reffeirng to is either her coperation with the procedure or level of hygiene down there. I collect HVS samples and trust me it is not one of the best procedures to do because most patient coming for it obviously have an issue down there that is why they are there for the test.
You are the ignorant one, don't mistake HVS for ECS (Endo cervical smear) or even Pap Smear. And on the issue of giving medical fact, please note that I am a Medical Lab Scientist 7 Years post induction, Chemical pathology specialty.
Go and read your book on patient preparation for HVS M.C.S sample collection. You should be sacked for collecting HVS sample after the patient had taken bath and most likely washed down there. Worst is when the patient had taken bath with antiseptic soap or the patient is on antibiotics less than two weeks prior to sample collection. Go and read your book cos obviously na your type weh de collect samples anyhow without preparing the patient adequately and observing eligibility criteria then end up missing important diagnosis.
Health / Re: My Experience Today When I Went For Culture Test. What The Woman Said. by pembisco(m): 1:22pm On Jul 19, 2023
HanisahZuwy:
Today, I went to a government/general hospital to see a doctor. When I got there, I got card and waited for my turn to see the doctor. Then it was finally my turn and I went in, told the doctor the symptoms I'm experiencing, and then he referred me to the lab for a culture test.

When I got to the lab, I went to the cashier to make payments for the test and thereafter waited for my turn. When it was finally my turn, some documentations were made, instrument for the culture collection was given to me and I was referred to a woman who would handle the culture test.

When I got to her(the woman), she pointed to an enclosure, that I should enter there, UnCloth, lie on the raised bed and open my legs. So, I went in, then came out immediately to ask her if I can collect it myself. She said no, that I won't do it well, that I would just get the surface and won't go deep. So, I agreed. I went in, undressed, got on the bed and open my legs. So, she came and collected the specimen. This was somehow painful because she had to go very deep. After collecting the specimen, she then went to put it in the instrument that was given to me earlier, then came back immediately and said 'keep it up' with a thumbs up sign from her.

Since then, I've been wondering what she meant by that. Does anyone here have a clue what that could mean?

You obviously went for HVS (High Vaginal Swab) MCS test. The compliment is you probably are a virgin. As for the clean vigina others are thinking, you probably washed clean the vigina before going to the hospital. That alone is enough to disqualify you for the test because the expected organisms might be washed off while taking your bath in the morning. The sample is supposed to be taken early morning and before you take bath for the day.

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Politics / Re: Names Of Ex-Governors Receiving Pensions In 10th Senate by pembisco(m): 8:51pm On Jul 08, 2023
fourboys:
U no fit see Peter Obi for this kind list lie lie.. thank God for a man like Peter many ex governors dey follow his footsteps now
Is Peter Obi in the 10th senate?

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Romance / Re: How To Control Your Urges As A Man by pembisco(m): 9:37pm On Jul 05, 2023
kokakola:
If you can control your urge in this time of moral decadence as a man, 80% of your problems are solved as a Nigerian.
So you mean the high cost of fuel, food and living in this country is just 20 percent while the urge for woman carry 80 percent? Abeg tell me more

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Health / Re: King Charles Coronation: Elizabeth Nneka Anionwu's Role by pembisco(m): 3:12pm On May 08, 2023
Racoon:
Congratulations Igbo woman of British base. Hopes this help the cause of alaigbo. Igbo amaka!
It'll help o, just like Ekweremadu is helping
Politics / Re: Adamawa Indigenes Dance In Joy After INEC Declared Umaru Fintiri Winner (vid) by pembisco(m): 7:41am On Apr 20, 2023
Lamasta:
There salary don sure this month grin When you do well for your people during elections they will stand solidly and fight for you unlike the drug barons forcing himself on Nigerians
Steady salary (23rd) of every month for the past 3 years plus he has been a Governor

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Politics / Re: Adamawa Indigenes Dance In Joy After INEC Declared Umaru Fintiri Winner (vid) by pembisco(m): 7:40am On Apr 20, 2023
AnyanwuSilas:


Is Umaru Fintiri not a Fulani?
Fintiri is Marghi aka Marghi Special, aka Project Master who has touched all sectors in Adamawa State. We love him here.
Politics / Re: 'How I Contested Against Those In Abuja Who Feel They Own Nigeria' – Gov Fintiri by pembisco(m): 9:17am On Apr 19, 2023
JASONjnr:
Fintiri should just shut up, he's one of the governors with no major project attached to his name......


He has no reason to return to the office.....


APC made a mistake to fill up a woman in their space. If it was a good contender, Fintiri would've been a goner.....
No Governor in the history of Adamawa came close to what Fintiri did in my state. We call him Project Master. He did wonders in ALL aspects of governance. Even Buhari awarded him as the Project master

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Politics / Re: 'How I Contested Against Those In Abuja Who Feel They Own Nigeria' – Gov Fintiri by pembisco(m): 9:15am On Apr 19, 2023
NaughtyBrainiac:
No too dey run your mouth anyhow.

You contested majorly against women and men that felt that Election was the closest opportunity of having the first female Governor in Nigeria.

If the margin was so wide, do you think we'll be having all these conversation right now?

Seyi Makinde of Oyo State no be your mate?

Babagana Zulum of Borno State no be your mate?

If you be better Incumbent wey perform well pr first term, shey Binani suppose follow you do keen contest like this?

Bros, as far as I am concerned, that your slim victory with that margin is more like a loss for an Incumbent Governor.
Keep shut. We the indegines of Adamawa know what Fintiri went through. What he said is absolute truth. The whole system was against him

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Politics / Re: Governor Fintiri Addresses The Press Over Adamawa Governorship Election by pembisco(m): 3:21pm On Apr 16, 2023
Thegamingorca:

See as governor dey speak queen's English. Nna this man is probably the only adamawa man that can speak English there grin grin


How
Phoooll. English na your papa language?
Music/Radio / Re: Stamina - Tiwa Savage, Ayra Starr, Young Jonn (Official Video) by pembisco(m): 5:03pm On Apr 12, 2023
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Politics / Re: Yojora Explains How Alpha Beta Helps Lagos Improve Revenue Generation by pembisco(m): 7:35am On Mar 12, 2023
If I was a lagosian I'll definitely be ashamed of my self right now.

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Crime / Re: How I Murdered Sheikh Goni Aisami - John Gabriel (Soldier) by pembisco(m): 9:01am On Aug 25, 2022
biomedics:
The cleric wasn’t killed by bandits, not by boko haram, not even iswap but by Nigerian soldier. I’m speechless �.
May Allah forgive his shortcomings and rest his soul, amin.

Only God almighty can forgive his shortcomings not Allah.
Politics / Re: Ekweremadu, Wife Sue NIMC, NIS, Banks Over David Ukpo’s Real Age by pembisco(m): 11:55pm On Jun 27, 2022
360Master:



So, for instance, your 21 years old brother was promised to be helped to the UK, wasn’t briefed about his major purpose of going to the UK nor was his consent sought by the Ekweremadus. Luckily, due to the organized system in the UK, he was briefed before the procedure and at that point it dawned on him he was sponsored to to UK for the love they have for his young Organ not him.

What now happens after the procedure? He’ll be give.
Peanut and sent back to streets where he was picked from and then they’ll shut their gigantic gate against him and he’ll done spending the paltry sum on checkups and not able to get the needed medical attention while their daughter, Sonia will continue posting pictures on IG while living healthy with Nwanimi’s Stolen Kidney. What. Shameful storey.

This your beer parlor analysis. If they wanted to harvest the tout's organ without his consent they wouldn't have taken him to UK of all places.
Hatred causes hypertension and depression. Be warned. Ewu congo







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Politics / Re: Ekweremadu, Wife Sue NIMC, NIS, Banks Over David Ukpo’s Real Age by pembisco(m): 11:40pm On Jun 27, 2022
addictiv:

Attempting to harvest kidneys from a minor is just one charge out of several charges he is facing in court. Proving David is not a minor just reduces the amount of jail time ekweremadu will face. If you think the case will be dropped just like that then you don't know UK. Unless FG gets involved ekweremadu is in a deep mess
Please tell us about the other charges aside the age related charge. Bitter people all over this place
Politics / Re: Ekweremadu, Wife Sue NIMC, NIS, Banks Over David Ukpo’s Real Age by pembisco(m): 11:10pm On Jun 27, 2022
toujurs:
May God punish you, where ever you are. Animal angry.. doesn't ekweremadu have other children to sacrifice their kidney why an helpless boy, because the boy is poor. angry, You are evil angry.. i pray ekweremadu gets detained for life in the u.k, thank God this is happening in the u k and not in nigeria, the case would have been squashed underneath the carpet. angry.

How are you sure he agreed? Don't type shit here, this is Nigeria, and Nigerians lie alot to protect themselves.. especially politicians

Idiat, it didn't occur to you that Ekwe must have searched within his family in the past 5 years before resorting to seeking for donor outside his family? People like you are so bitter . Get sense next time. Phooool

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Politics / Re: Ekweremadu, Wife Sue NIMC, NIS, Banks Over David Ukpo’s Real Age by pembisco(m): 11:06pm On Jun 27, 2022
ozo13:
nah he didn't promise to donate his kidney according to the little man.he was said to have been promosed job in the UK and was never told abt donation
And you believed the phool. You are also daft. So if Ekwe wanted to harvest the guys organ it's UK of all places he'll take him? If your answer is yes then the UK hospital is also an accomplice
Politics / Re: Ekiti Governorship Election: N5000, Indomie, Spaghetti Shared In Oke-Osun by pembisco(m): 12:30pm On Jun 18, 2022
Two seconds video you come make am 2hrs. Nawao
Politics / Re: Court Sentences Abba Kyari’s 2 Co-defendants To 6 Years In Prison by pembisco(m): 3:13pm On Jun 14, 2022
UstazAhmed:
Whar of Abba Kyari himself
Don't just rush to comment. Read the news. Those two pleaded guilty that's why the judgment came early. They also entered into a plea bargain with the NDLEA to serve as witnesses against Abba Kyari and his men...I think that's why the punishment is less severe. Abba Kyari pleaded not guilty, his trial never even start.
Investment / Re: EFCC Declares Miebi Bribena Of Baraza Ponzi Scheme & Wife Wanted For N2b Fraud by pembisco(m): 10:44pm On Jun 09, 2022
Joezinho:
As at September last year, over 300B had been lost to Ponzi schemes.

People ask why these scams are so successful here. Obviously, many Nigerians are basically greedy and wherever there's greed, corruption, prosperity without work, there you'd find these ponzi schemes flourishing at quicker paces. It's a thing of shame that after MMM and loss of over 20 billion naira, first grade idiots are still falling for this very basic scam.

Everyday, victims cry on social media and imploring EFCC and CBN to step in. The irony is, thousands of 'follow come' mugus are still lining up for the next wave of scams despite warnings from the govt. Lotteries are all over the place and owners are smiling to the banks.

Even Peter Okoye of P-square is making serious money from idiots on WhatsApp. Just promise 100% ROI within 30 days and viola you'd strike billions of naira.

I'm curious please. Care to explain the Peter of P square point? How does he make money on WhatsApp?
Politics / Re: Alhassan Ado-Doguwa: How Tinubu’s Running Mate Will Emerge by pembisco(m): 12:00pm On Jun 09, 2022
TheStakeHolder:
Muslim-Muslim ticket obviously. His running mate is a northern Muslim.

Picking a Christian as his running mate will greatly affect his support from the north.

Beer parlor talk.
Politics / Re: APC Presidential Primaries: Akpabio Steps Down, Supports Tinubu by pembisco(m): 10:09pm On Jun 07, 2022
Yahya Bello just stepped down too

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Sports / Re: Kylian Mbappe Turns Down Real Madrid, To Remain At Paris Saint-Germain by pembisco(m): 3:42pm On May 21, 2022
Wise decision. We all saw how Bale, Hazard and co ended up in Madrid. Madrid is a dream killer, looking greener from the other side.

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Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Celebrates His Son's 7th Birthday (Photos) by pembisco(m): 7:15am On May 17, 2022
All of a sudden he's mute regarding Deborah's death. Ode deh fear head slammers cheesy but if na pastor now, ode for de masturbate on top the matter.

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