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Crime / Re: LASTMA Official Falls Off A Moving Truck While Trying To Arrest The Driver by pembisco(m): 6:46pm On Aug 24, 2021
lexy2014:


He didn't fall off. He jumped off. D vehicle actually drove to a safe side of d road and slowed down
For your mind you made sense. Borrow data to watch the vid or better visit your eye doctor if you didn't see the guy fall off
Car Talk / Re: In 2040, You May Drive A Car That Looks Like This (Photos) by pembisco(m): 7:21am On Aug 24, 2021
Spending123:


Which people the even like this your comment self? To be serious this thing is becoming tiring.
If you don't like his post kindly jump and pass na.

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo, Ugwuanyi, Anglican Primate Felicitate With Catholic Bishops by pembisco(m): 6:37am On Aug 23, 2021
Proudly Catholic

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Politics / Re: Obasanjo: I Have Seen Three Olu Of Warri, I Don’t Want To See Fourth Coronation by pembisco(m): 6:35am On Aug 23, 2021
Old know say na extra time him deh

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TV/Movies / Re: Bbnaija: I Was In Labour For Four Days – Jackie B by pembisco(m): 2:44pm On Aug 19, 2021
Lxgking:

Since you have refused to learn, no point teaching you..... I have already screenshoted all your arguments and posted on my group.... Everyone is having a good laugh over your silliness, na your picture I no come get.....enjoy your day and your ignorance "it is bliss indeed".
Please never say never in medicine.
Politics / Re: Cooking Gas Hits ₦550 Per Litre - What's The Price In Your Location? by pembisco(m): 10:20am On Aug 15, 2021
Monogamy:
It's everywhere even outside Nigeria

Guy phurckkk you. This is about the masses and not some phurrking 30k per month you earn

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Politics / Re: Femi Falana: Too Many Injustices Under Buhari’s Government by pembisco(m): 4:06pm On Aug 11, 2021
DropsMic:
The average northern politician no send you. They see themselves first as an Hausa/Fulani. They always stick to their own.

A Hausa/Fulani, not an Hausa/Fulani. I don't know why most yorubas can't differciate these. Haba
Family / Re: Marrying Last As First Child by pembisco(m): 12:34pm On Aug 09, 2021
lexy2014:


It still doesn't mean that's d reason he isn't married. D instance of Ataga and chidinma that I gave u, was Ataga not a playboy? Are there no married men that are still playboys?

The op said he's still a playboy and will marry at his own time. He didn't say he's financially incapable or any stuffs like that. I don't know why you are trying so hard to change the meaning.

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Religion / Re: Sultan Declares Tuesday Muslim New Year by pembisco(m): 12:30pm On Aug 09, 2021
bjdon:
Southern muslims, your fulani master has spoken. Since you guys are all blind and can't see the moon for yourselves! grin

cheesy

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Family / Re: Marrying Last As First Child by pembisco(m): 12:27pm On Aug 09, 2021
lexy2014:


How did u arrive at d conclusion that d reason for his being single is because he is a playboy? 50 something year old Ataga that was killed by small 21year old chidinma, was he unmarried?

Oga the op stated it. Read the post again
Family / Re: Marrying Last As First Child by pembisco(m): 12:26pm On Aug 09, 2021
Chuky7:
Has anyone experienced this. This is where I find myself. And I keep getting talks like it's a bad thing. Talks like your last has married before you shouldn't you be ashamed. Some even go to extent of proclaiming abomination.

For me all this one's no concern me. I am a playboy at heart and will marry at my own time or not at all. Depends on how I feel.

Peace of Mind and Freedom is Priceless. Don't Take it away from me.

So have you had similar experience please share

My simple advise. If you know you'll eventually marry, it's better you do that on time and early enough cos you'll regret forming playboy now and marrying at an elderly age.
Religion / Re: How Do I Explain To My Parents That I Don't Want To Belong To Any Religion by pembisco(m): 12:13pm On Aug 09, 2021
Why will you even tell them in the first place? Just start skipping the church or mosque with some excuses and before you know it, they are tired of asking you. You don't have to make it official like it's something you'll need a certificate for.

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Crime / Re: Hushpuppi’s Tailor: Abba Kyari Deletes Facebook Post - Gazette by pembisco(m): 9:50am On Aug 04, 2021
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Crime / Re: Fbi Indictment:psc Suspends Dcp Abba Kyari, Directs Igp To Furnish It With Infor by pembisco(m): 4:14pm On Aug 01, 2021
It's about to go down
Politics / Re: Despite ₦2.3tn Health Budgets, Buhari Spends 201 Days On Foreign Medical Trips by pembisco(m): 6:48am On Aug 01, 2021
Staphylococcus:



You have no sense of reasoning and just happen to have access to the internet irrespective of you low IQ

Where in the world does the president not have access to the best healthcare? You cannot mention one, but spewing random uncorrelated gibberish. Stop being a hog.

Nobody stops him from accessing best health care. He should build and access it in his country. The UK built theirs.

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Politics / Re: Despite ₦2.3tn Health Budgets, Buhari Spends 201 Days On Foreign Medical Trips by pembisco(m): 6:01am On Aug 01, 2021
Staphylococcus:


Hello! He is the president of Nigeria and deserves the best healthcare home and abroad.

And the poor masses deserve the worst...says a phoool without conscience. Now go phuuurck your mama. Cretin!!!

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Romance / Re: What Was Your Worst Experience When You Visited Your Partner Unannounced? by pembisco(m): 10:21am On Jul 31, 2021
Doja2000:
Still waiting for more lies again.

Kid, with time you'll experience all these while growing up. For now enjoy the Bobo juice your mama feed you with.

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Romance / Re: What Was Your Worst Experience When You Visited Your Partner Unannounced? by pembisco(m): 10:19am On Jul 31, 2021
Those Moda phukerss saying they are here to read lies seems to be kids of nawadays. A real nigga must have experienced worst than what people testify here.

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Celebrities / Re: Ebele Okaro, Luchy Donalds Scared As They Travel In Canoe For Movie Shoot by pembisco(m): 12:56pm On Jul 06, 2021
No safety precautions

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Romance / Re: After Introduction, I’m Seeing Too Many Red Flags by pembisco(m): 6:23pm On Jun 24, 2021
bolacode:


See how worthless u are!

So because some cheap folks like u bow down before some daddy GO, then bowing down before graven images is justified by u.

U av no standards. U are so cheap!
Don't shy away. Just admit you worship Your daddy G.O and place his banners all over you for protection.
Romance / Re: After Introduction, I’m Seeing Too Many Red Flags by pembisco(m): 6:19pm On Jun 24, 2021
eeewise:
So much bitterness and hates lol

Life must be hard in Nigeria o

Anyways pls re read my comment this time slowly to comprehend

Maybe you will realise I never said the man was not born again
Like I said before. Shut already
Romance / Re: After Introduction, I’m Seeing Too Many Red Flags by pembisco(m): 7:22am On Jun 24, 2021
bolacode:
Dear Sister,
I understand clearly your point of view. There are clear distinctions between the practices and beliefs of (pentecostal) Christians and Catholics. You aren't the same!
You won't want your children to bow down worshiping before some image, and neither would you want your children go around with some whatever dangling on their necks..

Go back to the drawing board and pray sincerely to God to give u a man of like minds. I understand that 3 years was a long time, but it's better than decades of a miserable marriage to a man whose fundamental beliefs on spiritual matters are different from yours.

Walk away now while u can!
But you bowdown to daddy G.O and carry his sticker all around your neck, car and house abi? Brainwashed phoool
Romance / Re: After Introduction, I’m Seeing Too Many Red Flags by pembisco(m): 6:56am On Jun 24, 2021
eeewise:
Many will bash and insult you here because of your write up(catholics vs pentecostal). Besides very few can relate with what you wrote considering there is a general "hatred" for pentecostal pastors here.

My opinion is not to rush a decision as big as marriage when in doubt.


If he is not truly saved ( some Catholics are saved) call it off immediately without battling an eye lid


Align with the wisdom of the word ( don't be unequally yoked with unbelievers)

Don't be intimidating by comments here. If he is not born again ( which is irrespective of being a Catholic or pentecostal) drop him. If he is but isn't spiritual enough then I will say pray again and postpone wedding dates for clarity
Pls shut it already. Who told you the lady is saved and the man not saved? And BTW, nobody hates pentacostals here. It's rather peoctacostals attacking Catholics just like the idiaaat lady did
Romance / Re: After Introduction, I’m Seeing Too Many Red Flags by pembisco(m): 5:33am On Jun 24, 2021
mugnmuffin:
Dear Nairalanders,
I have an issue that has been on my mind for weeks now. My fiancé and I have been dating for over three years. I love him and he loves me too. We are physically attracted to each other. We’re both catholic but since I graduated, during my service year I gave my life to Christ, got saved and left the Catholic Church. So I’ve been a Pentecostal Christian since then. He on the other hand is still catholic. I subtly try to nudge him to consider getting saved, i.e acknowledging Christ as lord and savior and becoming born again but he is content with his laidback Christian life.

Earlier this year, he asked to meet my parents and I let him. My parents like him especially because my younger sis is married and they have been waiting for me too. They’re glad I’ve someone. However, after the introduction,I regret it. I’m now certain that he’s not the one. I think about my spiritual life and how lukewarm he is about the things of God, I think about kids and how we’ll raise the, with such differing views about God and I’m discouraged. I feel like I’m settling because he checks all the boxes on the checklist of physical attributes. Another mistake I made is, I didn’t pray about this decision and that worries me because anything that involves him,I just act with pausing to ask God, but I always ask God about other aspects of my life. So it’s like my associating with him is a minus for my spiritual life and that’s a huge cause for concern.

At this point, I want to tell my parents I am not convinced it’s him but I’m afraid of the disappointment this will cause. *sigh* I’ll appreciate your thoughts, comments, criticisms...
You must be stuupiiiiid for insinuating Catholics are not saved. Idioooootttt. Who the phuccck made you a judge over who is saved or not? Brainwashed phoool, you are not different from Boko Haram. Your type think you know it better. Assssswhole. You could have easily stated your denomination differences with your guy without disrespecting the Catholics but as usual, your dumb brainwashed mucous brains wouldn't let you. Intolerant religious bigot, forming saint. Next time be much careful with what you utter from your dirty smelling mouth. Immmbecile. Hiss at your worthless being. Now go phuccck that useless phhooool trying to deceive you with holy holy in your new church. Motherphuccckerr

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Politics / Re: Plane Crash: 3 Brigadiers, 2 Majors In crashed Plane, Fati Attahiru Alive by pembisco(m): 7:27am On May 22, 2021
MightyFortress:


The uncomfortable words you keep repeating in your comments just show that you are another deluded and opinionated individual, closed to reason. Words like hatred, bigotry, unpatriotic elements, etc... You sound just like some of the military leaders of nigeria's yester years. So many failures of the present administration have been pointed out to you, and the fact that Nigeria is heading towards a failed state where anything goes, and you are here spewing trash about patriotism. Please define patriotism for us. You want patriotism in a country where no one is safe, a country with galloping inflation, crime and other serious issues? Listen to your sad self sounding like a broken record repeating the same words over and over again. Who told you that everyone criticizing the government is asking for secession? So if we ask for better leadership, it's now tantamount to unpatriotism and secessionist tendencies? You ask for objective solutions, have you proffered any yourself? You can't even give satisfactory responses to the questions posed to you in earlier comments.. Just ranting about patriotism and whatnot. It's a shame.
Don't mind the cheap paid idiat
Politics / Re: Plane Crash: 3 Brigadiers, 2 Majors In crashed Plane, Fati Attahiru Alive by pembisco(m): 7:22am On May 22, 2021
Vaughanlanrewaj:

You know that you are being economical with the truth sir and I know you write with hatred and resentment for PMB.
When criminals come into your fabled country, call for another secession again and if they come into your smaller one, balkanize it again. You all are clouded by bigotry and hatred against PMB and nothing else gladdns you more than bad news on Nigeria. Ilara o ni ogun. Those who have nothing to offer Nigeria in terms of patriotism will be unpatriotic in your fabled country. I repeat, the dissolution of our union will not be at the whims and caprices of unpatriotic and unstable minds


Ohh please, shut it already. You've got nothing to say

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Politics / Re: Ngige Threatens Striking Doctors With No-Work, No-Pay Policy by pembisco(m): 6:19am On Apr 03, 2021
Soolmus:
Even as a trained Medical Doctor, Ngige is still threatening Doctors

Forget. He's now a politician, haven't you heard before? "Trust no politician" He can even order lekki shooting on medical doctors if the situation calls for it

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Business / Re: Is Buena Vida Legit! Any Pros And Cons by pembisco(m): 11:03am On Mar 29, 2021
7826stan:
I read through your post and I saw the need to drop a comment.

I am a top consultant in the La Buenavida organization, Abuja and I have to tell you that, two things stops Nigerians from making it in life;

1. The Virus called Ponzi which has eaten deep into many. Get rich quick scheme makes you blind to legitimate opportunities.

2. "FEAR OF UNKNOWN" which hinders many from achieving that financial breakthrough.

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Notwithstanding, there is no niche in life where you won't need mentorship. Mentorship is what works for us, it's not all about just making money.

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Say it here or phuck off.
Education / Re: Adamawa Polytechnic Shut As Students Burn Hostel (Photos) by pembisco(m): 8:47am On Mar 26, 2021
FATnigga:
No need to be triggered.
Northerners should push for full sharia law. This current system of government doesn't favour the north
Continue to display your level of ignorance. so all northerners are Muslims right? and you'll be same person shouting "ignorance" when oyibo refers to Nigeria as Africa. Nonsense.
Education / Re: Adamawa Polytechnic Shut As Students Burn Hostel (Photos) by pembisco(m): 7:38am On Mar 26, 2021
FATnigga:
Why are Northerners going to school in the first place
Why did God allow cretin like you to be born in the first place?

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Politics / Re: Ganduje's Ex-Aide, Dawisu 'Relocates' From Nigeria (Photos) by pembisco(m): 8:16pm On Mar 17, 2021
Never thought government/ government policies can affect my individual life until buhari became the president. Then I was like "I don't give a phuuck whoever emerges the president of this country" I didn't know I was doing my self. Whenever I go to filling stations to buy fuel, I always remind myself that it actually matters who governs this country

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