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RomanceRe: Name A Nairalander You Would Love To Meet..., by Pennah(m): 8:11am On Jan 27, 2016
uyisteven:
******

Too late...am lukin 4 u sef....I intend breaking ur knee caps 4 just starin @ her...
grin
RomanceRe: See The Photo Of Fun Seekers At The Beach Everyone Is Talking About by Pennah(m): 11:19pm On Jan 26, 2016
huhhuh
RomanceRe: Pls Help I Dont Knw If Am Dying Of Loneliness, by Pennah(m): 11:22am On Jan 26, 2016
Estharfabian:
gringringrinLoL!


Seriously!
[size=16pt] good morning dearie wink[/size]
RomanceRe: Pls Help I Dont Knw If Am Dying Of Loneliness, by Pennah(m): 11:19am On Jan 26, 2016
Ebubeslym:
Ladies and Gentlemen.
Let's pray for a sister who is dating a voice and a picture.
A moment's silence.
[size=16pt] ** close eye tytly**

Amen


Amen

Amen



and amen ...
chai guy ur prayer was hot I felt d spirit ...
sis ur problem is solved [/size]
RomanceRe: Pls Help I Dont Knw If Am Dying Of Loneliness, by Pennah(m): 10:55am On Jan 26, 2016
[size=16pt]sooo na tru .... this kindov rel de exist and are taken serioushuh[/size]
RomanceRe: She Is Pregnant For Him by Pennah(m): 10:40am On Jan 26, 2016
grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Dont Ever Compete With Your Man Dick by Pennah(m): 10:32am On Jan 26, 2016
smiley
Jokes EtcRe: If U Had The Opportunity To Become Invisible For A Day, What Will U Do? by Pennah(m): 10:26am On Jan 26, 2016
slyIsaac:
Sneak into tis mosque opposite my house n murder everyone.....
Why would they put their speakers outside the mosque instead of inside.....
I'm good With Muslims tho
guy do we liv in same house ??
RomanceRe: Name A Nairalander You Would Love To Meet..., by Pennah(m): 10:19am On Jan 26, 2016
uyisteven:
Estharfabian.....
[size=16pt] guy make I no catch u.


ask her [/size]
RomanceRe: I Am Dying In Silence by Pennah(m): 10:02am On Jan 26, 2016
[size=16pt]oooopeeeee wetin u want make we sayhuh... chai

wen I saw d topic i tot twas a lady but guy



wen anoda guy takes her u go know say u were ryt...[/size]
Jokes EtcRe: What's Wrong In This Picture? (Wardrobe Malfunction) by Pennah(m): 9:50am On Jan 26, 2016
[size=16pt]chain I wan cry .... serious all this de make me pity diz fashion freaks


madness[/size]
PoliticsRe: SHOCKING PHOTOS: Dead Bodies Found Buried In Building Site In Enugu by Pennah(m): 9:06am On Jan 26, 2016
I dun de fear sm churches now ooo
RomanceRe: My Married Ex Girlfriend Wants Me Back After We Broke Up 3 Years Ago ( Pics) by Pennah(m): 9:17pm On Jan 25, 2016
Estharfabian:
LoL!grin
Looks so much like A Nollywood movie...

nyhooo...she's simply deluded..Very stûpid!
Like people don't even think things through....What example is she Portraying to her Alleged Childhuh?! Smh!



Anyways....Block her Ass! Block her! block! block! block!
You shouldn't even be Replying her atall....

. wink wink
RomanceRe: 6 Most Annoying Things Married Couples Do On Social Media by Pennah(m): 6:54pm On Jan 25, 2016
prettythicksme:
Hehehehehe see me&my boo on my dp grin
[size=16pt] r u kiddin me huhhuh[/size]
RomanceRe: 6 Most Annoying Things Married Couples Do On Social Media by Pennah(m): 6:45pm On Jan 25, 2016
Estharfabian:
Oh!shocked


We're talking about Physiology? how nice!wink


Uh...I'm sorry about You crushing?embarassed I can't help nature?


[size=16pt] yeah sure just waiting to c ..... fate[/size]
RomanceRe: 6 Most Annoying Things Married Couples Do On Social Media by Pennah(m): 4:15pm On Jan 25, 2016
Estharfabian:
LoL!grin


She said spouse??undecided
last time I checked! I ain't your Spouse...tongue


So, You're crushing On A machine?shocked how's that even possible?

And Why'd you come up with the theory that I'm a machine?shocked


[size=16pt]
sure we ain't spouses

yeas sure and u r the machine ...a biotic machine made by Jah.

coz u work, have effort ... carries load and at ur movable joints lies d fulcrum but u are a maga machine... u can compute with yah bran... u grind with ur teeth's u move just as automobiles .......

and also .. yah a machine coz u have a personality and that's another crushing tool which I fall a victim [/size]
RomanceRe: 6 Most Annoying Things Married Couples Do On Social Media by Pennah(m): 4:14pm On Jan 25, 2016
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RomanceRe: 6 Most Annoying Things Married Couples Do On Social Media by Pennah(m): 3:48pm On Jan 25, 2016
Estharfabian:
I'm still Tryna figure out why You mentioned me?


And why You called me A "Machine"?

And why My Name got popped Up Into your comment?

And why....

Imma stop there for NOw..lipsrsealed
Answer!grin


[size=16] I mentioned ur name coz i gotta do that

I called u a machine coz am crushing

coz it has being on ma mind

because...
am waiting for d rest [/size]
RomanceRe: 6 Most Annoying Things Married Couples Do On Social Media by Pennah(m): 3:28pm On Jan 25, 2016
pinkydove:
don't you that displaying your spouse online creates chances for home breakers to easily get your spouse?
[size=16pt] I'll start displaying ur name ... pic if gotten ..... no string attached but




estharfabian !!




Oops I ain't gonna do that again ..estharfabian is a machine and shez crushing me nop I mean am d machine and crushing her


hurhhh!!! I dunno WO d machine is all I care is.. there is a crush[/size]
RomanceRe: 50 qstn that gurlz must possibly ask .... be wise to answer No by Pennah(op): 12:46pm On Jan 25, 2016
Speechless3:
Who even get time to ask grin
[size=16pt] tell me u never asked any of these even on ur mind[/size]
RomanceRe: 6 Most Annoying Things Married Couples Do On Social Media by Pennah(m): 12:40pm On Jan 25, 2016
pinkydove:
But there are other ways to show love. You mustn't make it public
[size=16pt] How den can u scare d wolves or let d lions know thats another lions pride??[/size]
RomanceRe: 50 qstn that gurlz must possibly ask .... be wise to answer No by Pennah(op): 12:31pm On Jan 25, 2016
Stexy:
Zero paragraph hard to read
I apologize Sir... how abt now?
Romance50 qstn that gurlz must possibly ask .... be wise to answer No by Pennah(op): 12:23pm On Jan 25, 2016
1. Do you think it’s even possible for us
to fall out of love?

2. Have you ever been tempted to cheat
on me?

3. Was the sex this awesome for you
with anyone else?

4. Do you imagine any of your exes
when you jerk off sometimes?

5. Do you think long-term monogamy
would be hard for us?

6. Is [insert anyone] hotter than I am?

7. If I gave you the okay to sleep with
someone else, would you be psyched?
You can tell me…

8. Have you ever cheated on someone
you’ve seriously dated?

9. Was your ex better than I am at
anything sexually?

10. Have you ever thought about leaving
me? Like, even for a second?

11. Are you thinking about banging that
girl we just walked by?

12. Do you mentally UnCloth random
beautiful women you pass on the street
sometimes?

13. Do you and your friends talk about
fucking women like it’s some kind of
accomplishment?

14. Do you guys like sit around rating
women’s fuckability?

15. Have you ever loved anyone as much
as you love me?

16. Would you ever go to one of those
happy ending massage parlor places?

17. Are you a strip club kind of guy?

18. Would you ever sleep with a
prostitute?

19. Do you think it’s okay to ghost on
people?

20. Do you hate it when I say “make
love” instead of “Bleep” or “hook up”?

21. When your friends ask about me, do
you tell them about that [insert
supremely embarrassing private
moment]?

22. Do you ever still think about that girl
you lost your virginity to?

23. If you had the chance to hook up
with your celebrity crush, would you
take it?

24. Do you fantasize about other
women?

25. Are you going to trade me for a
“newer model” one day?

26. Do you ever just want to watch porn
instead of having sex with me?

27. Can we talk about WHY you dated
[insert ex]?

28. Do you hate holding hands?

29. Are you embarrassed when we’re
schmoopy in public?

30. Do you hate hanging out with my
friends?

31. Do you think I’m going to turn out
just like my mom?

32. Have you ever thought about what it
would be like to Bleep my sister? Or my
mom?

33. Is masturbating kind of more
satisfying than having sex with me
sometimes?

34. Do you ever not feel like having sex
just because you’re not in the mood to
do it with me specifically?

35. Have you ever looked at me and
wished that I was just a little bit hotter?

36. Have you ever looked at me and
pretended that I was a different person
altogether?

37. Do you think about other women
while we’re doing it?

38. Do you kind of resent me for making
you spoon right after sex?

39. Have I gained any weight since the
day we met?

40. Do you ever wish you could just be
single again?

41. If we broke up, would you start
dating again right away?

42. Would you hit Tinder as soon as we
were over?

43. If a hot girl shoved you in a corner,
pulled your pants down, and starting
giving you head, would you let her keep
going?

44. Do you hit on other girls just for fun
when you’re out without me?

45. Would you ever have an emotional
affair?

46. Do you get the appeal of that guy Dan
Bilzerian?

47. Do you sometimes wish that I gave
you more blowjobs?

48. Does anyone have it as great as we
do?

49. Will you ever get tired of us …and
this?
50. just ad urz...
RomanceRe: 6 Most Annoying Things Married Couples Do On Social Media by Pennah(m): 12:19pm On Jan 25, 2016
pinkydove:
hurt? Why should I be hurt.. Am trying to pass what I usually notice online.. It's irritating you know
[size=16pt][color=#99000] not really but rather it just gets me jealous and wanna treat my woman beta[/color][/size]
Technology MarketRe: Get 1GB For Just N150 Only On Your Etisalat Sim (100% Working) Here by Pennah(m): 11:46am On Jan 25, 2016
how do I check my data balance
RomanceRe: 6 Most Annoying Things Married Couples Do On Social Media by Pennah(m): 11:27am On Jan 25, 2016
[size=16pt]Op ..... is any of ur friend married with ur crush nd is blasting social media??

except for the last


U SOUND REALLY HURT lipsrsealed
[/size]
CelebritiesRe: Photos: Why Do Some Ladies Behave This Way? by Pennah(m): 11:20am On Jan 25, 2016
undecided undecided
RomanceRe: My Guys Thing Is Too Small by Pennah(m): 1:41pm On Jan 23, 2016
RomanceRe: My Guys Thing Is Too Small by Pennah(m): 1:36pm On Jan 23, 2016
Estharfabian:
LoL!grin


close the two abeg...grin
k na make I try
RomanceRe: My Guys Thing Is Too Small by Pennah(m): 1:34pm On Jan 23, 2016
saintloveren:
huh, short ke, u b how many inches?
ahhh!!! guy I no fit call am here









but wait lemme ask som1 I lyk


























estharfabian should i

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