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Does anyone have an idea on jamb 2019 closing date.... I've got cousins asking for it

Richdad50:
A beautiful woman no doubt but a home keeper, no one can tell. Too much dazzle for the people but no sparkle for one most important person...her husband.

#Richdad

May wisdom never depart from you!! You're a learned one!!! I've been seeing your comments

ecstasy357:
There is no point trying to understand why they do the things that they do. Just let them do it to keep impressing us.

Yes, I said it. Women live for us (men), they live to pls us and they won't accept it. No problem, women rule the world... That's what they tell themselves.

They also tell themselves that they are not looking good for us but for themselves, and yet when a husband fails to complement his wife's new dress or hair, that's trouble

You're a bomb, a genus.......... I see intelligence in your comment.....#fact

madridguy:
My brother, woman na woman anyday anytime. Na from small, see small girls, once they see you with phone, the next thing you see them posing for pictures but boys don't have time.

If you want to grab woman attention, just say I love your hair style, nice outfit, which tailor sew this cloth before you know una don dey talk if you be sharp guy, you don collect her number

You may be right man!!! So on point....

madridguy:
Funny OP.

According to elders: Women are only happy when they look good. Imagine someone sitting at a particular spot for over 8 hours just to make hair This is woman for you.

As for men, nothing sweet us like having a very fat account balance

Hahahahahah.........this is very funny, so its our duty to have a fat account, some ladies too have a fat account but why the sudden quest for unnecessary surgeries, men don't even do them often like women does except on health conditions...... Lol

Hello nairalanders, I'm just being logical lately about how ladies strive desperately to look!


This has been a mistery to me for quite some times now, literally, ladies are prone to make ups, beauty enhancing exercises which had lately suddenly degenerated into a full time competition among ladies on who becomes the most beautiful which inturns sometimes lead to jealousy, hatred for one another among the female folks.

Now, women now at this generation and age been embarking on dangerous moves to get into shapes by going under the knife(surgery) which include liposuction, breast enlargement, booty implants and flat tommy reduction surgeries which is so expensive that an average lady out their can't afford despite the pains, uncomfortability its comes with and then a frequent visit to the surgeon for check ups.

Men in the other hand, doesn't even stress their selfs for this body enhancing surgeries, I mean like, you'll see a big, fat, dark, ugly and big belly man dating a very lovely, curvy and beautiful lady who might have undergone surgical operations. She'll still probably end up marrying a big belly man who cares less about his body.

Since some men doesn't even give a Bleep about their looks, why will ladies risk their lives undergoing a painful and expensive operations just to look like a doll while the men doesn't even stress their lives on.........

Just my opinion though due to the unprecedented level of mediocrity and promiscuity bedeviling the life of our dere young girls........

Hello nairalanders, I know this might not be the perfect place to post this, please forgive me!

I've been trying the best I can to keep a good head on my shoulder, making sure I put the Best I can to make sure I use every day of my life to good use but life has not been rosy for me and my family, I'm a hustler and a footballer, an offer came through some few days ago about a competition coming up, there is this man who normally watch football players play matches organise by him and pick the top 10 players after the match, i've missed training for almost 3weeks now due to lack of shoe to wear. without wasting too much of your time all I need is a "FOOTBALL BOOT", I heard the man sometimes connect some players to Europe and other national league associate. I'm a good football player, I mean a very good footballer, am not over hyping or proud of myself but when I say I'm a footballer I really mean it for real, I play to the best of my ability. I think this is an opportunity to showcase myself to the outer world and boost my confidence in bringing my football career into reality. I know this might be irrelevant to you, but this is my dream, this is what I live for.......help a brother please....... Just a football boot! I'll appreciate even a USED one if you don't mind!

God bless you!

IbnAbdullah1:
You are rather being emotional than factual.

You think football decisions are made like your monkey goal post five-aside soccer.

Rojo did not commit any penalty.
Go and read FIFA rules concerning hadlng balls that can result in a penalty.

Your blame should rightly go to Ighalo and the lack of concentration and focus from your team in the dying minutes.
Wtach the way the Iceland and Coratians players hande the Argentines and compare that to Nigeria.

They tried but luck and lack of focus was not on their side.

I was told since my few years existence on earth even right from school that any body who touches a game of football with had either directly or indirectly is a foul... Argue with your gods

daryoor:
Op is the friend. Masturbation is the symptoms. Find the problem

And who told you that the Op is the friend? So one cannot seek for a solution to a friend in problem right? Just say the advice you have and that's all

Please can anyone help suggest any testosterone enhancing supplements for men, I've got a friend who is currently recuperating from masturbation, I've got countless moments of discussions with him whenever he comes to me for an advise. NOW he has finally agreed to abstain from masturbation for an interesting period of time, though he did asked me for any testosterone enhancing supplements that he'll be using for about two months in order to help him recover fast.....

NOTE : He has tried stopping masturbation countless of times but unfortunately finding himself going back to it again, this time he has actually Decided to let go off the ground once and for all.... I've advised him to stop watching porn and stop staying lonely which I felt triggered his urge..... Oops I saw him trying to sell off his android phone and then resort to Java phone not confirmed though.

There is something I don't understand In this pictures, can someone help me explain them??





E be like say we go carry this world Cup oo

The January 2018 prophesies are coming to past!! Argue with your phone!

Please some one should drop a world Cup 2018 live stream link.....

wamiikechukwu:
Actually it takes 3 months for your sperm to mature and during that time since you masturbate it will also give your dic.. K some time to heal it muscles.

Like most habits it is hard to break instead of daily marathon you can just jerk off once per week... The reason you jerk is because you are alone most times.. So stop that...

Though there isn't any medical report of the negativity of masturbating... Excessive "doing it" can disrupt your sex pleasure.

7/10 humans have at least mastubate once so no fear...

By the way check my signature.

Thank you very much for your advise, I appreciate it

Can I regain back my sexual abilities when I stop masturbation? Please do not ignore as I want to know my hope and chances of having back my sexual ultimate performance, I've indulge myself in masturbation for almost four years now, I want to stop it once and for all. Although I've tried several times to quick it but eventually fall back to it again after some time, the last I could remember abstaining myself from this perilous sexual agony and bandage was just 14days and guess what? I masturbated again though I realised that I dispensed more sp**m to which give me an insight that if I will abstain from it I could have lots of sperm (it's actually reduces your sperm count) the longer the sperm the more the pleasure and you'll stay longer (my observations though) I have never had a real sex with a girl for now and I wouldn't want to ruin my first encounter and there by disappointing my girlfriend as a result of my inability!


So please can I still regain my sexual abilities as before I started masturbating when I quit masturbation totally? Even if it's for a year or two?

Please how can I publish my name in a news paper and how much can it cost me? I have an affidavit.... I'm currently in Niger state

Has anyone seen or heard from that man that trekked from Lagos to Abuja for Buhari

Please with a sincere apologies, I would like to know what Bbnaija is all about, I mean like the real meaning of the show, what does it promote or communicate ideally or in real essence?


He that ask questions literally ask for a knowledge!

Thanks for your kind response!!!

Doing sit up does not flatten your belly but build only your core or abdominal muscles (packs)
Cut off carbohydrates and high calorie drinks(coke etc) and snacks on your diety. Eat plenty of protein and vegetables and fruits! and do 30-40minutes intensive exercise or jugging, cycling, jump rope is much more burning the calories most. Do this 4-5times a week and you'll see the changes..... Our Nigerian food and diet sometimes contribute to our suddenly weight gain. just eat little carbs or meal only if it's necessary

Please i need your honest advice on a long time problem that has been bothering me concerning my sexual life, i am i guy of twenty
years old, i started masturbating in 2016 and thats almost 4years now, i read alot about the danger of masturbation such
as low sperm count, infertility, low brain performance, quick ejaculation etc.... i tried quiting masturbation several times as i always find
myself doing it again, somtimes i spend 2,3,5,6 days or even a week withiout masturbating, but i then suddenly get back to
it especially when i seems to have a pornographic material which triggers me to go back. when i took the challenge of not
masturbtiing for two weeks, i noticed a lot of positive changes in me, infact when i eventually got aroused i jacked off
plenty **sperm** than i normally do when i masturbate daily. i have decided to quit masturbation onece and for all and for good as
i have known my weekness (staying away from porn and other adult materials). i know its not easy as its a gradual process
but i know i can do it.....

***Now here comes the big question***
Can i regain my self as i use to be when i stop masturbation? like having high sperm count and late ejaculation(probably training my brain to do so)? and possibly good
brain performance as it used to be when i never got myself into this ruineous habit?......i don't want to have a problem
involving sexual capabilities to my future wife as i want to enjoy my life with no issues to te fullest.

i've seen how masturbation has caused so many problems in homes...

so please help me with your advice and God will bless you on my behalf.

Between Web Developer and app programmer, which one might become unimportant cuz I can see too many people trying to become Web Developers and than app developers..... Do you think the future of Web design will become easily populated and there by causing unimportant.... Almost every body now can code a Web page....

Please help me The fitness coach in the house!

I'm a chronic footballer and I jogg for about 75 minutes a day and these has built up my calve muscles......

What can you do with a computer science degree and where can you work?

How will you feel about girl telling you let me think about it when you propose love to her