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Health / Re: 15 Facts About Vaginas You Probably Don't Know by Penssuwa(m): 11:35pm On May 27, 2015
People talk about eating & licking of vagina. Is it a kind of fruit? I need to eat some
Crime / Re: 11 Dead, 8 Injured In Ilorin Autocrash (pics) by Penssuwa(m): 11:27pm On May 27, 2015
Jeez
Culture / Re: Somalis Have More Balls Than All Of Africa Combined by Penssuwa(m): 7:07pm On May 27, 2015
Football or volleyball? Besides, the last time i checked, horn is associated with animals only.

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Politics / Re: Breakdown Of The Debt GEJ Will Be Leaving For The Next Administration by Penssuwa(m): 2:47pm On May 26, 2015
Enough of all these jiggery-pokery, let the new man assume office. I hope he "sanitize" APC chieftains first.
Education / Re: Inspirational Stories That Touch The Heart by Penssuwa(m): 2:41pm On May 26, 2015
You don tell the story finish, abi all these na just introduction?
Politics / Re: PDP Expels Ararume, 19 Others For Alleged Anti-party Activities by Penssuwa(m): 2:38pm On May 26, 2015
*singing* five shekpe bottles, standing on the wall. If I drink shekpe and I accidentally fall, I'll stand up and drink shekpe some more.
Don't mind me, I didn't read the post. The news got stale b4 it broke.
Culture / Re: Which Of The Nigerian Local Languages Would You Like To Learn? by Penssuwa(m): 6:48pm On May 22, 2015
[quote author=hakeem4 post=33995835][/quote] Funny you. Take mine as joke too.

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Politics / Re: After Mart Of P I B All Yorubas In Oil Companies In Ss Se Given Quite Notice by Penssuwa(m): 7:25am On May 22, 2015
I wanted to believe u but I'm allergic to lies

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Unpaid Salaries: Strike Imminent In 18 States by Penssuwa(m): 7:24am On May 22, 2015
This is just unfair.
NYSC / Re: Ceiling Of Girls Hostel At Imo State NYSC Camp Caves In (PHOTOS) by Penssuwa(m): 9:59pm On May 21, 2015
Believe me, this is better than so many NYSC camps. Some of the camps don't even have bathroom or toilet facilities. They will tell you that camps are not meant to be so comforting since it is meant for training, using such as an excuse to deny corpers the basic necessities and exposing them to untold dangers and inconveniences. This is just bad. So many sectors are neglected by our govt, especially those that add value to people's lives but don't generate income for the govt.

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Culture / Re: Which Of The Nigerian Local Languages Would You Like To Learn? by Penssuwa(m): 9:39pm On May 21, 2015
[quote author=hakeem4 post=33969307][/quote] Yours is legendary. Award winning stewpidity.

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Culture / Re: Which Of The Nigerian Local Languages Would You Like To Learn? by Penssuwa(m): 9:03am On May 21, 2015
Chinese Language
Romance / Re: 12 Dangerous People To Marry by Penssuwa(m): 8:09pm On May 20, 2015
Where are the 12 points?
Romance / Re: Seven Most Annoying Things Women Say To Men. by Penssuwa(m): 9:27am On May 20, 2015
SuperSuave:
shocked I can't take that! How do you cope?? grin
My dear, I once said that but you don't make rules b4 entering a relationship cos every relationship determines it's own concessions and compromises. This is one of mine. No lady is up to 70% perfect, so never say never.

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Romance / Re: Seven Most Annoying Things Women Say To Men. by Penssuwa(m): 8:47am On May 20, 2015
Op, you cant stop them from saying "nothing", you just have to adapt. My babe says it always and gets angry if I don't insist on knowing the "something" behind her "nothing".

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Romance / Re: 15 Mistakes You Shouldn't Make On The First Date by Penssuwa(m): 8:42am On May 20, 2015
Don't fake accent, or use regular or crammed lines. Be real and spontaneous.

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Religion / Re: Pastor Impregnates Married Woman & Her 2 Daughters During All-night Prayers by Penssuwa(m): 4:49pm On May 19, 2015
Humanbeing1st:
IGBO KWENU I HAIL THEE!!!
When the story is unsavory, you call 'em Igbos but when it's a good one you remember that mere language similarity doesn't epitomize brotherhood, but we aint reject them no matter what. Yes we are brothers
Family / Re: How Do I Tell Her That, She IHow Do I Tell Her That, She Is Not Good In Cocking? by Penssuwa(m): 11:24pm On May 16, 2015
armadeo:



Cocking?? Is that a new slang?
I believe you knew it was an error b4 quoting him. You should have ignored it like others did.
Op, what she needs is someone to guide her. She need not go to any catering school
Romance / Re: 6 Weeks Of Unprotected Sex by Penssuwa(m): 4:28pm On May 16, 2015
I'm trying so hard to reconcile the topic with the content.

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Politics / Re: Unizik Sug President/vc Saga: The Truth by Penssuwa(m): 10:30am On May 16, 2015
When I read the allegations made by the SUG president, I discovered that none of the allegations is substantial enough for his monkey dance. Hez just a young boy that wants to flex muscle without having mastery of the game. Maybe the school authority blocked all his possible money-making routes which got him dissapointed. If he must win the fight, he must get himself backed by other students, in absence of which, he is just a lone fish in a troubled water. If you want to fight the authority, make sure you have a formidable fortress.
Politics / Re: 25-year-old Man Rapes 10-year-old Girl To Death In Ogun by Penssuwa(m): 5:21pm On May 13, 2015
Op You should have added Igbo somewhere so that the post will make fp

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Politics / Re: Why Has There Been No Boko Haram Attack In The South Of Nigeria by Penssuwa(m): 7:59pm On May 12, 2015
We dont have block head sympathizers here to host them.

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Crime / Re: Another Nigerian Caught With Drugs In Malaysia by Penssuwa(m): 7:39pm On May 12, 2015
All these "I must make it quick" people who are neither skilled nor educated but hell bent on traveling abroad for illegal "business" are the ones soiling our name. Non of 'em receives my sympathy if caught and punished.
Health / Re: 8 Causes Of Infertility In Males by Penssuwa(m): 2:02pm On May 12, 2015
What do u mean by prolonged alcoholic whatever. Abeg commot that one jare, make u no discourage person.
Travel / Re: Shocking: Thai Officer insult a Nigerian_____video by Penssuwa(m): 1:59pm On May 12, 2015
If you like, post it two hundred times. It still doesn't change the fact that u are obsessed of the Igbos.

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Educational Services / Re: Will You Burn Your Certificate For 50million Dollars? by Penssuwa(m): 9:21am On May 12, 2015
I'll burn it for one million dollars. Besides, one can always get a certified true copy.
Culture / Re: Most Popular Players In Igbo Spoken Movies by Penssuwa(m): 9:16am On May 12, 2015
This Angela resemble an Indian in her first pic. Shez cute anyway

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