Jayjay0:

Chaaii i actually thought you had sense. lol

yes I did but my guy borrowed it last month and refused to return it

missKiffy:
And some Tainoids were blaming the Federal Government after banning it, does this look hygienic to you

Natural poison.

With this Airtel's 4GB for N1500, I'll vote Airtel the best network of the century.
Now I download files as if my life depends on it.

davseun2ta:
chance! hmmm.... a difficult word to begin a sentence with... you almost got me there...

There is no girl that is so beautiful that she can't get ugly when she comes so close

princetigris:
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Chai, bros this empty land that u stole, e good for ya eye?

Nigeria is actually battling a big force, bigger than imagined. Such post-inauguration successive reign of terror will prove those who believe that GEJ never did any good job to curb this menace wrong. May God help my guy from Daura to totally wipe out these blood-sucking fleas so that he will concentrate on nation building.

Please don't mind those above me.
My priceless advice is that you hit the base of you pendulum and the tip with a hard object, preferably a Monday-hammer. This will make it bigger and longer, thereafter, rub the swollen appendage with supper-glue to keep it in that shape. Don't bother to thank me.

Nos 2 and 3 are pathways to infidelity.

Merlissa:
All items mentioned above is for Me, Myself and I

Hehehe, but you share your 'center of excellence'. Just whisper to me, they won't hear you.

Don't share somebody's wife or babe.
Don't share your ignorance, especially on nairaland.
Don't share your disease through unprotected sexual intercourse.

njuwo:
When Sweden and Denmark play
each other, the letters used for the
teams are SWE vs DEN. The remaining letters not used are DEN vs MARK.

Interestingly interesting.

tosyne2much:
I bet to disagree bro


Extreme end is tautology

Don't mind those who are still insistent on the correctness. My dictionary defines "extreme" as "furthest limit", (inter alia) while "end" is defined as "extremity or limit". They mean basically thesame thing in that context. It's quite tautological to use both together as you rightly stated above.

Brainzcoded:
It has happen to me b4 lolz in those days in secondary sch

"has happened "

Akposy:
Yes.

I was in a gathering of guyz forming Mr. English.......i saw a friend passing by and i shouted why did u offed your phone instead of OFF...... Come see bashing

It is still ungrammatical to use 'off' in that sense. You cant off something, but u can switch off or turn off something.

You tried but the simple truth is that there being Igbo or not will add nothing to something

Ethiomali:


I don't follow brother.
It is one guy who is doing all of this. It is not a hard job for the moderators to ban him.

You need to admit that he has some sympathizers here and probably represents the minds of microscopic few at your region. Such mischievous element is present everywhere so u don't need to deny him but show difference by putting ur rationality on display and proving him wrong.

fourfunmi:
where the sun sets and rises

rises? I thought only man's pendulum does that.

What of airforce1

You just wanna advertise your babe abi

Ethiomali:
I apologise to all the people on Nairaland for what the twisted troll Ayanle, Axum, Ajuran and whatever the hell he likes to call himself has said about you.
I would like to distance the good people of the Horn from that individual and all he has said about our African brothers and sisters. The Horn of Africa is not only the motherland of all Africans but also the home of many passionate Afrocentrists.

Please accept this apology from me and pressure all the moderators to do something about that troll.

Sincerely,

EthioSomali

Hey bro, don't stress it. I think we know them more than you do and we are getting used to their naughtinesss

herald9:
you don't CRACK your brain.... You RACK your brain

You might be wrong bro. Do you know if he wanted to use hammer on his head?

hopelink1:
what a learned man you are! unlike the educated illiterates

and you are the intelligent foool.

emmabest2000:
shoes goodluck left in Aso Rock are plenty ..
* Wednesday *

Plenty is just a word of six letters

1/3 of members present.

2/3 of members present.

After watching the clip titled, “stars on their shoulders: blood on their hands”, by Amnesty International which indicted many top ranking army officers, accusing the Nigerian army of committing “war crimes”, I came to understand that the organization has such an unadulterated
love and respect for human lives and are poised
to fight and condemn any act of impunity against
such.
But why on earth was the organization silent when the boko boys were killing our people and the soldiers in thousands only to surface now that we are winning the war to douce the spirit of our soldiers with threat of prosecution. Who will account for the lives taken by the insurgents? I admit that our military may have crossed the line in a bid to quench the heartless fighters and I stand to condemn such but loss of few innocent lives is always an incidental eventuality when a deadly and faceless group like this is engaged. Report had it that US army killed some innocent civilians before they could penetrate Bin-Laden’s hideout and even killed the wife in the process, but no one protested, rather, they were decorated with national honours and accolades. How many US army officers, or US presidents were probed for killing or assisting the killing of poor people in the Middle East? Oh sorry, the ‘sacred cows’ killed the less humans.
The A.I report says that boko suspects were being kept in overcrowded prison, poorly fed and exposed to diseases with no medical assistance, while the “identified” ones were apprehended and summarily executed without trial. Though, illegality has no support of mine, but the group forgot so easily that this is a war, there was never a laid down plan for the “welfare” of hundreds of people that are being arrested daily, and even our soldiers are suffering from same poor & life threatening condition.
Let them probe whomever that is probe worthy but if A.I were really concerned as portrayed, it should have prevailed over USA to sell arms or allow the sale of arms to Nigerian military so as to protect the sacred lives of the citizens. It should have sacrificed a sentence or phrase in its report to congratulate our gallant soldiers who left their loved ones, wives and children, to protect other’s lives at the expense of theirs. Men who sacrificed their comfort to stay in the bush for months with little to eat while going on many suicidal missions to bring us the relative peace we recently enjoy(ed). May God protect us all.

I like ladies that eat well, at least, she will know the importance of getting the stomach serviced. Such a person does not play with cooking. The only time I'll require her to eat less is when it affects her weight or health.

dhardline:

Meaning what exactly? Do you lack english comprehension,deviod of reasoning or you just prefer to assume the statement means something else?

don't mind him. He clearly said he'll cum, I guess, so quickly. Personally, I'm a late cummer.