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Properties / Re: Lagos Resident Laments The Invasion Of His Compound By Monkeys (Photos, Video) by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 8:21pm On May 03, 2022
lexy2014:
In the real sense of it, the monkeys are the actual owners of that area. Development and population increase led humans to build houses where monkeys live. The monkeys have nowhere else to go. Guy man go just need to bear am
Fact
Properties / Re: Lagos Resident Laments The Invasion Of His Compound By Monkeys (Photos, Video) by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 8:21pm On May 03, 2022
DSoj:
Kill the bastards, so govt must come and chase monkey for u? U think say u dey California?
See free meatbu dey cry. Yeye
Everything must not be about murder. Those monkeys have been living in that area b4 humans built settlements there, it's the humans who encroached on the monkeys' habitat. The humans should find a way to peacefully coexist with the monkeys. In the case of this video, it's clear that the monkeys visit this compound to cool off in the water in the tank. The foolish human should close the tank instead of begging a non-existent government to come to their aid

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Religion / Re: Couple Turn Their Wedding Reception Into Prayer Crusade In Anambra (Pix, Video) by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 7:46pm On May 03, 2022
post=112490723:
When a cursed animal that sees himself as God cane out brazenly to say the below, then they need the prayers...
I guess you see this man in your dreams every night because I don't understand this your obsession with him. I've never seen you preach against Boko Haram like this
Politics / Re: Ohanaeze Ndigbo Youth Council Endorses Tinubu For 2023 Presidency by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 5:36pm On May 03, 2022
Rastaramsey:
Ibo dey vouch for Tinubu lipsrsealed lipsrsealed undecided
What a shame!!!

Nigerians will never learn...

After all the f*ck that happened during the end Sars period, yah all will still vote for tinubu grin grin grin grin

Nigerians are foolish
This group isn't speaking for us, they're speaking for themselves.
It's either Peter Obi or Osibanjo, everybody else should go to hell
Politics / Re: Buhari Tweets For The First Time Since Nigeria Lifted Twitter Ban by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 11:51am On May 03, 2022
adefitim:
Progressive President.




You don't seem to know the meaning of the word "progressive"
Politics / Re: Buhari Tweets For The First Time Since Nigeria Lifted Twitter Ban by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 11:47am On May 03, 2022
sapele914:
The poor financial minded ones like you, are not aware of the amount of money Twitter lost?

Elon Musk has bought the company from those idiots, next time they will never undermine Nigeria.

Aboki no dey take nonsense from Oyibo.
What do you know? Are you aware of the billions of USD Nigeria lost to the Twitter restrictions?

Are you aware that Elon Musk said everyone deserves free speech and so no one should be blocked for using social media? In the end, the biggest loss is from Nigeria, but I don't expect you to understand this because you're too dense upstairs
Foreign Affairs / Re: Putin's Chief Of Staff Gerasimov Wounded. At Least 30 Top Officers Killed by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 7:09pm On May 02, 2022
sanpipita:
A whole Chief Of Staff getting taken out just like that, even boko haram has barely touched our generals talk more of chief of staff, every day Russia military keeps getting exposed to ridicule.

Next thing we will hear Putin himself has been injured at the war front.
So you really believe an army chief of staff will be sent to the frontlines?

You guys need to start separating facts from fallacy in this war
Politics / Re: South East Support: Is Yahaya Bello APC's Most Popular Candidate? by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 12:06pm On May 02, 2022
franchasofficia:
sighs.


Please be guided, Southeast is not supporting Yahaya Bello. Yahaya Bello is being scammed and deceived by Ralph Uwazuruike a known criminal masquerading as Pro Biafra activist who got exposed and discarded many years ago.


Raph Uwazuruike is a known brown envelope political activist cum fake Biafran agitator which was the reason Igbo youths stopped following nor listening to him. He was using Biafran agitation to defraud gullible Nigerian politicians. The real Biafran agitator is Mazi Nnamdi Kanu who have been offerred oil blocs, political appointments, money and even partial Biafra and he vehemently rejected those because he truly believe in the Biafran dream which goes beyond traitorous acts.


Ralph Uwazuruike is just like Femi Fani Kayode of the Yorubas, Yerima of the Hausa-Fulanis and Asari Dokubo of the Ijaws, people like them abound in all tribes and races please dont pay attention to such hungry political charlatans.


Majority of Igbos want Peter Obi or Dave Umahi, Ogbonnaya Onu and at worst Anyim Pius.


Outside Igbo aspirants, Igbos would vote for Prof. Yemi Osinbajo, and at worst Rotimi Amaechi or Atiku Abubakar.
100%

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Politics / Re: Pregnant Woman Loses Baby After Being Shot By Herdsmen In Benue (Graphic Photo) by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 7:36am On May 02, 2022
GenBuhari:
Has anybody ever proven that these people are truly herdsmen, because all herdsmen I have ever seen are peacefully herding cattle.
The real herdsmen rear cattle. These marauders are just terrorists masquerading as herdsmen. Their agenda is to take over in the entire Nigeria. It's quite unfortunate that Nigerians are too blinded by foolishness and ethnic bigotry to even know what's happening

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Religion / Re: Why Are The Dead Taken To Church For Prayers; Does God Forgive Sins After Death? by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 2:34pm On May 01, 2022
Jahlivesforever:
You don't criticize what you don't understand.
In the holy Mass which is the same sacrifice that Jesus offered on the Calvary, we ask God to please forgive our dead brother and Grant him heaven.

God cannot refuse the prayer of the church. That's is why Catholic faithful that they said mass for at death WILL NEVER EVER GO TO HELL.

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This is actually a lie. What are you even saying? I'm Catholic too and I tell you several times that this is bullcrap. The prayers during burial mass are mainly for peaceful repose of the dead, and to console the bereaved family and it doesn't mean the dead person won't go to hell. It's the life we live that determines if we're going to heaven or hell. Please be guided so you don't make mistakes that might cost your soul
Crime / Re: NDLEA Intercepts ₦1.1billion Travellers’ Cheques, Cocaine At Lagos Airport by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 2:17pm On May 01, 2022
SarkinYarki:
What's Wong with the travellers cheque ? Am I missing something?
same thing I'm wondering

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Politics / Re: Joe Igbokwe: IPOB A Branch Of PDP Behind Insecurity In South East by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 1:57pm On May 01, 2022
danot1030:
Nothing can be truer to this assertion. In the South East, pdp is the one funding ipob.
I guess we should say same for APC sponsoring Boko Haram

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Politics / Re: European Union Set For Russia Oil Embargo, Turns To Nigeria, Others For Supply by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 7:56am On May 01, 2022
Aufbauh:
Nigeria is a country blessed with so much human and natural resources, strategically populated and position for greatness but yet unlucky with bad leadership over time.

Ordinarily Nigeria should be cashing out from this window but bad leadership won't make us gain from it.
You dont like bad leadership but you're supporting Buhari?
Pets / Re: Capture This Ijapa On My Way To The Farm (pics) by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 9:40pm On Apr 30, 2022
yusufdayo1:
Who says this creature is slow cos it's faster than I thought when it saw me encroaching. I am planning to keep it as a pet or to sell it to elewe Omo ( herbs seller).


Is this a tortoise or a turtle
If I were in your shoes, I'll look for a more remote part of the bush and release it there. If you sell it, how much will you get? Not more than 2k, which will finish before you even know it. Release it and nature will always look out for you. You'll receive unmerited favors

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Culture / Re: Why Do People Pour A Little Out Of Their Drink On The Ground Before Drinking? by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 9:36pm On Apr 30, 2022
It's called pouring libation. We do that because we know we're all from the earth and so we call on the earth, mother nature and on our forebearers to provide better days and protection for us.
Forget all these nonentities calling it demonic or whatsoever, they're just blinded by foolishness

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Culture / Re: Why Do People Pour A Little Out Of Their Drink On The Ground Before Drinking? by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 9:29pm On Apr 30, 2022
Kimiso:
It is to indicate their respect for the demons and devil they worship
Rubbish talk. Una go just open mouth dey talk nonsense

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Nairaland / General / Re: Help!! Cats Keep Crying At My Window At Night!! by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 4:43pm On Apr 30, 2022
headbasher96:
will u believe if i say cat meat is sweet
I would believe you. I've not eaten cat meat before but I've seen plenty nairalanders eat snake. Nigerians can eat anything. If aliens landed in Nigeria they'll probably end up in a pot
Nairaland / General / Re: Help!! Cats Keep Crying At My Window At Night!! by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 1:18pm On Apr 30, 2022
headbasher96:
Cat cry when having sex it seems they find your window area more condusive there is no witchcraft there its their natural behaviour youtube and google comes in handy.



African man will remain backward look at somebody above me boldly writing witchcraft pls study your animals to know their characteristics so that u wont associate a natural behaviour with superstition.
It's kinda silly to be a Muslim or CHristian or any other religion and still not believe in witchcraft

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Family / Re: They Want Me To Marry Her Corpse, I refused by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 1:14pm On Apr 30, 2022
COMPAQ:


Depends on the mindset of the girls people. If it's just to pay bride price to honour the girls and everybody goes their separate ways fine.

Some will try to hold you after paying that you are their inlaw and be making financial demands and wanting to come stay in your house etc. If they have that mindset, no pay o. Cos na problem be that.
They only need him to do and pay the bride price, not even to do a traditional wedding. Maybe the way the whole thing sounded made OP think he's going to spend plenty money
Family / Re: They Want Me To Marry Her Corpse, I refused by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 1:09pm On Apr 30, 2022
StilmaVsBorn2w:

Let them bring it on.
I said I won't, I can't marry a corpse
It's not marriage, like the way we do weddings, just some traditional rites. Forget about forming Woke and just do it, it wont cost you much.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Norway Shuts Borders, Ports To Russian Goods, Exempts Fishing Vessels by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 9:26pm On Apr 29, 2022
ensamy:
Putin is gradually going down. Soon they will be uprising in Moscow. Watch out!!
The Russian people support this war. Several polls have confirmed this. People who know what this conflict is all about support Russia while people who allow MSM and other foreign press to do their thinking for them support Ukraine.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Norway Shuts Borders, Ports To Russian Goods, Exempts Fishing Vessels by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 9:22pm On Apr 29, 2022
doctorexcel:
No matter how the cretin putin and Russia pretend, the economy of russia will not be the same for the next 15 years
No one expects Russian economy, or any economy at that, to remain the same in 15 years
Romance / Re: Help! My Girlfriend Is Going Haywire by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 10:26am On Apr 29, 2022
shege45:
oga she is for d street
.....and to the streets she has returned.
OP is funny, you leave babe for Owerri dey stay for ABJ. I laugh you in Ikenegbu layout voice

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Politics / Re: Border Reopening: Clearing Agents Knock FG, Say Closure Disastrous by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 9:31am On Apr 29, 2022
tsdarkside:


that was just showin muscle....

twitter got slapped in the face,that barkin donkey from london was nabbed,border closure is just the coco....

it was a good year....

and who told you northern borders are wide open....??
you dont realy know for sure,you just automaticaly believe gossip....

We lost more to the blocking of twitter. A lot of youth make their living from that platform.

That barking donkey is currently like a fly perched on the scrotum of the government.

The birth doesn't actually have a border crossing. The crazy thing is that this concept of "borders, states, demarcations" is only followed in the south. Borders dont exist in the North, there has always been free movement which is the reason Boko Haram moves between Niger, Chad and Nigeria easily.

Might've been a good year for you but it wasn't a good year for majority of Nigerians
Politics / Re: Border Reopening: Clearing Agents Knock FG, Say Closure Disastrous by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 8:53am On Apr 29, 2022
tsdarkside:


and people like you cant even say anything without addin insult....

did i asked with insult....??
I think he asked a good question. The borders are closed for more than 1 year but things are still worse, guns are everywhere. Southern borders are closed but northern borders are wide open, isn't that foolishness?
Politics / Re: I’m Desperate To Make Nigeria Work, Obi Tells Diri by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 8:43am On Apr 29, 2022
tsdarkside:


what makes you igbos think,because somebody has alot of money is automaticaly a good leader....??
Tinubu has a lot of money but we don't think he'll make a good president.
Igbos will gladly vote osibanjo instead of Tinubu. Even on nairaland, you'll see it's mostly Tinubu's urchins who speak against osibanjo. The only grouse Igbos have against osibanjo is that he doesn't speak up of the evils going on in your country, but given the chance we know he'll do better than Tinubu

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Politics / Re: I’m Desperate To Make Nigeria Work, Obi Tells Diri by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 8:38am On Apr 29, 2022
tsdarkside:


he is tellin you what most nigerians think....they dont like obi....
you put your bet on him and loose,dont blame others or start shoutin rigged....
And where did you get this statistic?
The Bureau of Imaginary Statistics
Politics / Re: I’m Desperate To Make Nigeria Work, Obi Tells Diri by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 8:33am On Apr 29, 2022
Tinubuadvocate:
Nigerian will never vote one useless desperado in 2023.
Exactly, we won't vote a useless desperado like Tinubu
Health / Re: Dr. Ugo Anieto Discovers ANIETOCIN (Antibiotic For Drug Resistant Infections) by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 8:27am On Apr 29, 2022
Akwamkpuruamu:
Nice discovery. There's everything wrong with Nigeria because this dream would have been killed if he stayed put in this nation.

Destroy Nigeria and save the black race!
That's the crazy thing; if he had discovered this in Nigeria nobody would know of it

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Pets / Re: I killed A Boomslang by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 8:49pm On Apr 27, 2022
Lilsameey:
Really, I thought it was not a poisonous snake oo.
They're very poisonous. Their bite is almost painless because their fangs are very small and at the back of their mouth, instead of at the front like most other snakes so most people dont even know they've been bitten until it's too late
Pets / Re: I killed A Boomslang by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 8:47pm On Apr 27, 2022
Lilsameey:
Saw this little snake in our compound. There's a big land three houses from us, The owners are currently working on it (clearing the bushes, etc). It's going to be a season of snakes. I kill this snake before it migrates into the house. I know there'll be more and have killed up to 7 snakes. Only one big one tho. It also has neon colours on its skin. So beautiful. I noticed Lala likes snakes.
Seems you watch NatGeo a lot, and Yes, that's a boomslang

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