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Autos / Accident Free, 2008 Toyota Hylander. Price 7.2m by Perfectman91: 11:05am On Jun 26, 2022
Uploading photos here not working. Pls Chat me up on WhatsApp for more photos, negotiations and inspections

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Celebrities / Re: Portable Marries His Babymama, Zainab Badmus During Their Child's Naming by Perfectman91: 9:43pm On Jun 21, 2022
Person wey no normal don go marry.lol

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Finally Gotten A Job by Perfectman91: 3:13pm On Jun 21, 2022
Jubal01:
Thank you all. I'm very humbled honestly.
for those asking about the pay, it's not much o! Just #110k.
about the experience, i have been teaching since 2011. It was just last year that i resigned to take care of my ailing parents. I remember asking for help here but many people ridiculed me and called me a fake arse. Thank God both of them are hale and hearty now and they both blessed me 4 all my sacrifices towards them.
My advice, if u have the opportunity to offer help to someone on nairaland, pls do it. Not all pple here are faking it. I will do my own giveaway when i get my first full salary to the first 5 people that will quote this my comment. IT'S A PROMISE.

I'm here ooo
Family / Re: ₦150000: Nigerians Underprice Our Sperm - Donors Cry Out by Perfectman91: 1:39pm On Jun 13, 2022
How do you get my sperm out for sale because I no longer masturbate?

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Politics / Re: Thugs Attack Igbo Traders Who Closed Shops To Register For PVC In Alaba Lagos by Perfectman91: 6:47pm On Jun 09, 2022
kponkedenge:
This 2023 elections in Lagos won't be funny. The same MO they used in attacking Igbos not to vote in 2019 Governorship elections is what they will do this time around for presidential elections..... Cos Tinubu is on the ballot.

In fact it will be worst this time.... Thugs will likely be at every polling boot in Lagos on the orders of you know who..... Carried out by MC Oluomo.

I actually thought about this today even before this news

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Politics / Re: APC Presidential Primary: Voting Begins 6pm, Winner To Be Announced By 10pm by Perfectman91: 12:10pm On Jun 07, 2022
Disorganized bunch of idiots, common primaries is taking them forever to conduct. Buhari says consensus today, tomorrow he changes and says it's delegates voting. Look at the kind of people we have leading us

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Romance / Re: I Forgave My Ex For Cheating And We Are Back Together by Perfectman91: 10:39am On Jun 07, 2022
I pity your life op

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Celebrities / Re: Davido And Mr Macaroni React To Owo Massacre by Perfectman91: 12:02pm On Jun 06, 2022
You saw a crying man and supported him now all Nigerians are crying

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Politics / Re: APC Primary: Fayemi Won’t Step Down For Osinbajo, Says Campaign Organisation by Perfectman91: 3:06pm On Jun 03, 2022
Lol
Properties / Re: Price For Old Buildings In Somolu Or It's Environs by Perfectman91: 3:04pm On Jun 03, 2022
neonly:
Shomolu and akoka environment you must be careful buying land or houses der most of d land der were let out on long time lease 70-100yrs
Most house owner don't even know this so pls shine yur eyes ooo

Wow, thank you for this info
Properties / Price For Old Buildings In Somolu Or It's Environs by Perfectman91: 1:06pm On Jun 03, 2022
A friend needs to know how much old buildings / land in somolu (or it's environs) are worth, he is very interested in getting a property.
Romance / Can Prayer before meal neutralize Poison In Food? by Perfectman91: 7:17pm On Jun 01, 2022
Guys, I'll like to know if anyone has had (or knows of) a real life experience where prayer been said before a meal neutralized poison in it. Would be waiting for your comments
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower: How The Soft Loan Will Be Disbursed By The CBN by Perfectman91: 7:14pm On Jun 01, 2022
ezenwaez:

Have you checked if you were shortlisted?

How can I check please?
Religion / Re: ₦100m Was Paid For My Release - Samuel Uche (Methodist Cleric) by Perfectman91: 7:24am On Jun 01, 2022
jmoore:
More war chest for the kidnappers.

That route will be bloody from now on. Clueless government that can't fight the easiest of crimes.

Kidnapping for ransom is very easy to handle. The ransom is the bait. Get a drone airborne and monitor the movement as the ransom is paid. Once the victim has been released, you attack the criminals.


But FG is inept. And governors are pocketing security votes.

Lots of sense in this
Health / Re: My breasts are too big. I want to reduce them. by Perfectman91: 7:13am On Jun 01, 2022
StrongAlphMale:


What a Foolish SIMP man you are!
So you want to help her do modelling nah?
Change your moniker to "simpman". Na your type dey disgrace male genders both online and offline with your Simpson disease. Las Las her pant u no go see, let alone her pussy!

Swallow the red pill and place value on yourself or you can Continue simping. The choice is yours!

You read but can't understand, you must be the dumbest human on this forum. where did I make mention of wanting to help her with her modelling career?
Health / Re: My breasts are too big. I want to reduce them. by Perfectman91: 5:59am On Jun 01, 2022
Fancygurl23:
Hi. I started having big breasts even before I clocked 16. They kept getting bigger and bigger as I aged. I'm 23 now and my breasts are bigger than I want them to be.

My breasts get in the way of the lifestyle I want to live. As a young child I always wanted to be an athlete but my big breasts became a hindrance.

I also have an interest in modeling cos I'm tall but my big breasts prevent me from wearing most dresses. Even wearing normal dresses are a problem for me. Breasts are always shooting out making me appear slutty when I don't want to be.

And then there is the unnecessary attention. Men always starring at me like I was an alien. I want to be approached because I'm beautiful and smart, not because I have big boobs

I hate my boobs and I want to reduce them. I inquired about surgery but the payment is in the range of over a million naira. I don't have such money.

Is there any local herb or something I can eat or drink to reduce my breasts? Are there medications I can take?

Please this is a serious question and I had to create a new account for it cos I don't want people trolling me with my main account.

Hello, seen these photos and must tell you you look so attractive, we men are so in love with females whose bodies are just like yours. The only hindrance I see to this is the aspect of you wanting to do modeling. Can we be friends please?
Politics / Re: 2023: Atiku Dances Victoriously After Winning PDP Presidential Primary (Video) by Perfectman91: 10:58am On May 31, 2022
CanadaOrBust:
The Atiku himself!
Between him and Tinubu, don’t know who is the bigger thief!

Sometimes I wonder too
Romance / Cheap Hotel At Ogba by Perfectman91: 7:47pm On May 27, 2022
Hi guys, who knows a cheap hotel at ogba where I can pass the night?
Education / Re: Stunning pictures of children's day celebration, share ur Childhood Memories by Perfectman91: 6:25pm On May 27, 2022
If going by what the poster above said, then happy children's day to myself

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Romance / Re: This Future Gender Sef ehn by Perfectman91: 10:38pm On May 25, 2022
Heathrow44:
most naija girls are like this abt 74%, they always av this mentality that the only way to discourage a guy that like dem from making any more advances is to Bill him, the higher the billing the more likely the boy would run away, but this OP funny o, he started the problem for himself na, by dashing her 2k for doing nothing, that's the easiest 2k she has ever seen in her life, so if she can get 2k for doing nothing, that means getting 2k is easy with this mugu

Thanks, won't create the wrong impressions next time
Romance / This Future Gender Sef ehn by Perfectman91: 8:15pm On May 25, 2022
Went to her area on Sunday, positioned myself in a nice bar and asked that she meets me up, ordered drinks and peppersoup, we had nice time, gave her 2000 (which she pretended to refuse at first but I insisted) when heading back home.

Today been Wednesday she'll already billing me, why is this gender always this way??

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Romance / Look How These Politicians Are Using Us by Perfectman91: 5:47pm On May 25, 2022
Saw this cartoon post and I thought of how the youths on here fight each other instead of coming together to kick out these rogues for the sake of our children's future

Suffer no dey tire una?

Business / Re: NYIF Loan Discussion Thread by Perfectman91: 1:59pm On May 21, 2022
Idrismusty97:
Which of their branch did you initially visit, The Ikeja or the Yaba branch? Wanted to go to the Ikeja branch next week but it seems the Yaba is more functional?

Theres a branch at yaba, there's another at sabo.. used the sabo branch

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Business / Re: NYIF Loan Discussion Thread by Perfectman91: 1:16pm On May 21, 2022
Gistcore00:
if you have the app, check the app, your money should be there.

Money not in the app yet
Business / Re: NYIF Loan Discussion Thread by Perfectman91: 1:15pm On May 21, 2022
PhilsGiovani:


Did you fill the form online or you went to the bank ?

Did both
Health / Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Perfectman91: 10:04am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
I'm goin to stop it because its killing me already

Stopped masturbating recently and really happier now
Business / Re: NYIF Loan Discussion Thread by Perfectman91: 9:39am On May 21, 2022
Hi guys, I've just been asked by baobab to come to the bank to get my funds

Phones / Re: Phone I Ordered From Aliexpress Is Being Held By Nigerian Customs by Perfectman91: 9:07am On May 19, 2022
Homeboiy:


I have tried 5 different master cards from different banks


It says CSC_error 75000 something like that

This is an error from Visa card that I have been using too

International payments in Nigeria banks have been limited to only $20 per month

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Business / Re: NYIF Loan Discussion Thread by Perfectman91: 1:48pm On May 18, 2022
GraceMide1:
For those beneficiaries under BAOBAB MICROFINANCE BANK( Bodija, Ibadan branch I'm sure all physical banks will have the same requirements.
Kindly go with photocopies of utility bill , any means of identification (One photocopy each was required and Passport photograph(WHITE BACKGROUND).
Kindly note That TIN was not required in the form given.

Where you told when payment would commence please after all of these?
Business / Re: NYIF Loan Discussion Thread by Perfectman91: 2:26pm On May 15, 2022
PhilsGiovani:

Thank you very much. I’ve said it, the message is clear; either visit the bank or fill the form online and someone is saying if you don’t go to the bank to open account then it won’t work. This people don’t have any branch in the east, so what would the people from the east do. I had to call the customer care and they said those that filled the form, that they are already opening their accounts, you’re going to be giving them double work sef cos if you’ve opened in a bank branch and then those handling online forms will try opening for you again and will realize you already have an account

This could be true
Business / Re: NYIF Loan Discussion Thread by Perfectman91: 2:06pm On May 15, 2022
MakelemiJnr:

Guy just because you've been able to visit a branch to open am account. Doesn't mean that's the only thing to do. They said visit a branch or fill the form. And that's basically because they know they don't have much branches. And the account number space is meant to be left blank. If you have with them before you can just put it. But if not leave it blank. Shuu I just de look you since, stop making people worry
Stop insisting on what you don't know

Okay if you say so
Business / Re: NYIF Loan Discussion Thread by Perfectman91: 5:25pm On May 14, 2022
Gistcore00:
I did the same too and I already have my account number but please when I downloaded the app.. I put my phone number and DOB as required,it didn't went through... Please were you able to activate the app on your phone?

Yes I activated the app on my phone while still at the bank, maybe you should try revisiting the bank to make a complain

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