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Jobs/VacanciesRe: If You Are An N-powerbeneficiary In Edostate And You Are An Entrepreneu,getready by Perfecttouch(m): 6:12pm On Jun 10, 2018
npowerng:
If you are an N-Power Beneficiary in Edo state and you are an entrepreneur, please take advantage of the MSME Clinic put together by the Federal Government.

Register your businesses at half price, register and certify your products.

#NPowerNG
pls when is this coming to ilorin
FamilyRe: Household Items For Sale SOLD!!! by Perfecttouch(m): 2:36pm On May 23, 2018
nwarosa:
LG fridge 55k
Set of pots 20k
Generator 70k

Location is Idimu after Egbeda. WhatsApp me on zero eight zero three six 878732
oga why this late now ?why ?
and i just went to buy one small fridge for 40k i could have bought this if it was earlier .
can we swap
FamilyRe: Couple Sue Their 30-Year-Old Son For Refusing To Exit Their Home (Pics) by Perfecttouch(m): 7:54am On May 23, 2018
Explorers:
A New York judge has ordered a 30-year-old man to move out of his parents' home after the couple tried and failed for months to evict their son.

At a Tuesday hearing, New York State Supreme Court Judge Donald Greenwood sided with Mark and Christina Rotondo of Camillus, New York.


The couple have been trying to evict their unemployed only-son Michael for months because he refuses to pay rent or contribute in any way around the house.


Michael left court frustrated, saying he didn't think the judge read the case fully, according toCNY Central.

He says he will appeal the decision.

'I am just so outraged,' he said outside of court on Tuesday.



His parents, Christina and Mark Rotondo, are pictured on the right.

They say they have been trying to kick him out of their house for months.





http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5758647/Judge-sides-parents-trying-evict-unemployed-30-year-old-son.html
eeeleribu sombori.even for naija here ,12years old for mushin ,bariga ,constain,ijora ,ojuelegba don dey hustle dey gain ground.if you think say na lie ,ask wizkid no sorry segun wire.
the idiot even dey fresh dey put soap for hair untop joblessness
CelebritiesRe: Liz Anjorin To Fan: "May Allah Punish Your Late Mother In The Grave" by Perfecttouch(m): 3:27pm On May 22, 2018
With this have just read ,i can transfusion transmission and categorically transformer to you that now in nigeria,everyones mode is now
ANGRY MODE
Business To BusinessRe: Safety Solar Road Stud by Perfecttouch(m): 3:16pm On May 22, 2018
Prolifixent:
This road stud light is designed to guide vehicle and pedestrian to right direction. Powered by solar energy, it is more environment-friendly and with light sense function, it will automatically light up when it turns dark. Guiding by this light, people will be safer on the way.

Features:
Solar power supply, more environmentally friendly.
Build-in light source sensor, automatically light up when it turns dark, more convenient.
9 tons bearable pressure, high shock resistance.
Effectively guide vehicle and pedestrian to right direction.
Made of die casting aluminium material, provides good quality.

Specification:
Light colour: White, red, blue (optional)
Battery capacity: 800MAH
Voltage: 1.2V
Charging time: 6-8 hours
Working time: 8-10 hours
Bearable pressure: 9Tons
Working temperature: -20 +70
Water resistant: IP65
Service life: >3 years
Item colour: Silver gray
Material: Aluminium alloy and PC

Colour: Red Flashing
advert without picture on nairaland equals no advert
CelebritiesRe: Frail Looking Jet-li Battles Thyroid Cancer by Perfecttouch(m): 12:37pm On May 22, 2018
I ,nogo believe this one ,o ,expandables never
CelebritiesRe: D'banj And His Wife, Lineo, Threw Their Son, Daniel III A Minion-themed Birthday by Perfecttouch(m): 5:38pm On May 21, 2018
CrimeRe: Generator Thief Caught And Beaten Mercilessly In Portharcourt (Photos) by Perfecttouch(m): 12:48pm On May 16, 2018
Groovenaija360:
A generator thief has been apprehended and beaten mercilessly in Rumuodara Portharcourt,the capital of Rivers State.

The man was caught after he went to an event center to steal a generator. He was dealt with and handed over to the police for further action.

We have been shouting this for so long on Nairaland, crime doesn't pay, but they won't listen undecided

See photos below.

>>> https://groovenaija360.com.ng/generator-thief-caught-and-beaten-mercilessly-in-portharcourt-photos/
an igbo man will use every avenue for advert,dem thief him generator ,he dey quote workshop adress
CrimeRe: Man Knocked Out With A Single Punch While Trying To Defend A Fighting Lady. PICS by Perfecttouch(m): 11:31am On Apr 13, 2018
Damzy007:
Haha. Wat a wicked world everybodi come jazz leave am.
dem don knack am jazz ring
EducationRe: WAEC Adjusts Timetable To Enable Muslims Observe Juma’at by Perfecttouch(m): 10:23am On Mar 17, 2018
adam18:
Get one for your school now!
price ?and how loud and portable are the speakers
BusinessRe: Popcorn Business In Nigeria | Ultimate Guide by Perfecttouch(m): 9:11am On Mar 16, 2018
akata1:
perfecttouch I beg na u fabricate that machine urself. and how effective is it
very effective in production and cost effective cos the burner is low pressure.i can take it to any state i like and all my production ingredients are kept inside the machine.the gas also is inside not outside
BusinessRe: Popcorn Business In Nigeria | Ultimate Guide by Perfecttouch(m): 9:38pm On Mar 15, 2018
Holamscoh:
This look so unhygienic unlike THIS
define hygienic!what you havent seen you called unhygienic.what is so unhygienic there?
your brain lacks creativity
BusinessRe: Popcorn Business In Nigeria | Ultimate Guide by Perfecttouch(m): 3:08pm On Mar 15, 2018
akata1:
thanks for this. may question is which one is better between locally made machine and foreign machine
locally faricated is the best not all these yellow head and red heads ,o .
replacement of imported maxhine pot cost 22k
roller cost almost 5-10k
but with 5-8k u can change both pot and roller in fabricated machine
BusinessRe: Popcorn Business In Nigeria | Ultimate Guide by Perfecttouch(m): 3:02pm On Mar 15, 2018
akata1:
thanks for this. may question is which one is better between locally made machine and foreign machine
my own mobile popcorn machine i just finished fabricating.gas powered.you can keep your whole ingredients in the maxhine gas included

CareerRe: 8 Facts About Agbero (Garage Boys) In Lagos by Perfecttouch(m): 10:51am On Mar 06, 2018
AutoJoshNG:
https://i68.tinypic.com/2jae1he.jpg

If you don’t know what an Agbero is, just take a bus to Oshodi or Mushin bus stop. Then look out for one black guy with red eyes with stitches on his face and a neatly wrapped smoking white paper in between his two fingers.. Ask him who an Agbero is, but don’t tell him I sent you.

In as much as you may not like to see them, you surely  have to respect yourself around them. They torment the bus drivers, Okada riders and traders to the extent that they even torment themselves.

Out of curiosity, I made some enquiries about area boys and some of the findings are highlighted below.


1. Some earn more than bank workers:

Some executive Agberos earn as much as  some bank executives. Also, some of the lower level agberos earn more than some contract staff of banks. However, they don’t have much to show for it as they typically spend most of  their earnings  on “Orisirisi” meat, women and other mundane interest. At Bukas and restaurants, a typical order by them  is “Madam, give me N50 Amala and N2,500 meat”.



2. The police is their friend:

If you think the police is your friend, then try report an Agbero to them. The matter may just turn on your head. You know why? Some of the "men in black" are on the payroll of Agberos. They even have specific days and time they go to their parks to collect their usual “Roger”.



3. They run shifts and have off-days:

Surprisingly,  these guys maintain a time-table like factory workers, and they stick to it. They don’t go to work on their off-days.



4. They live far from their place of work:

You would think every Agbero’s house is just a stone throw from the park or bus stops that they operate from. But on the contrary, many of them commute a long way to work. I encountered one who leaves around Ikotun but works in Surulere. The funny thing is, they get to work early. Sometimes as early as 5 AM.



5. They always have injury marks and stitches:

That’s their trademark and they boast about it. It reminds them of their escapades of how many bottles they have bursted.



6. Most of them were Mechanics:

Most of them were mechanics before they changed occupation. I remember a mechanic in my area while growing up. He was lazy and could not cope with the job. He quickly converted to an okada rider and later metamorphosed into a full blown area boy.



7. They have informants:

They are always the first to know anything happening in the area. Your neighbor might even be their snitch. You can’t even sneak a truck of sand into your house without them showing up.



8. Most of them die trying to get rich:

They keep trying but it is obviously more blessed to give than to receive. They are limited to just collect without adding value. To make matters worse, bulk of that money is cursed money and it vaporises into thin air like a candle in the wind. However, a few eventually get rich and even get traditional titles or political appointments.



Let’s hear from you in the comment section and don’t forget to mention what you like or dislike about area boys.

image from thesheet.ng


https://autojosh.com/8-facts-agbero-area-boys-lagos/


Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Ishilove
Marpol
Semid4lyfe
Obinoscopy
Seun
op u are on point based on the fact that i grew up in mushin agege motor road ,ladipo juction area specifically
CelebritiesRe: Chinedu Ikedieze, Daddy Showkey , Charles Inojie & Others Visit Orphanage - Pics by Perfecttouch(m): 10:45am On Mar 06, 2018
AnonymousIP:
@WEB.ORG.NG

 Shared with caption ..

 The visit earlier today to the OPTIMAL CHILDREN HOMES (Orphanage), Magodo Phase 1, was humbling. I sincerely appreciate the support and company of my family, friends and colleagues who came through to celebrate with me

BY WEBORG : http://web.org.ng/955/chinedu-ikedieze-daddy-showkey-charles-inojie-others-visit-orphanage-pictures/

cc; lalasticlala

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na wa for spiff o ,even for picture the guy no normal
FashionRe: Ghana Must Go Sells For 1,000 Euros by Perfecttouch(m): 7:53pm On Mar 05, 2018
Who these people wan deceive?even pharell wear ankara na him cast dem.yeye people .carry aba ghana must go dey parade am as important thing
FashionRe: Ghana Must Go Sells For 1,000 Euros by Perfecttouch(m): 7:50pm On Mar 05, 2018
Who these people wan deceive?even pharell wear ankara na him cast dem.yeye people .carry aba ghana must go dey parade am as important thing
CelebritiesRe: Oscars Dress Which Took More Than 600 Hours To Make (photos) by Perfecttouch(m): 5:54pm On Mar 05, 2018
GlorifiedTunde:
I think so ... grin grin
ni kini ?wetin my wife tailor go sow under 30minutes
CelebritiesRe: L.A.X Launches Rasaki Music Group HQ (Photos) by Perfecttouch(m): 11:28am On Mar 05, 2018
Abeg u sabi the location of all these artist for lekki ?
i get about 120 complete and 91 uncompleted tracks abeg make una help a broda
all na nice jam and my intuition tells me i might be the first to bring home a grammy
Foreign AffairsRe: Saudi Arabia To Auction Maan Al-Sanea's Properties Including His 923 Vehicles by Perfecttouch(m): 4:59pm On Mar 04, 2018
soberdrunk:
So one man is owing "$10.6 billion and ordinary 1.5million naira debt dey give person sleepless nights angry
my own na just 30thousand na hide and seek i dey play witj the creditor everyday i don loose weight self
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Shares Adorable New Photos Of His 3rd Child, Zion by Perfecttouch(m): 3:15pm On Mar 04, 2018
GISTM0RE:
GistMore.com

He caption;



http://www.gistmore.com/wizkid-shares-adorable-new-photos-3rd-child-zion
funny enough ,the first son no resemble am like ayo and zion did
CrimeRe: MTN Mast Thieves Caught In Enugu State & Beaten (Pictures) by Perfecttouch(m): 3:00pm On Mar 04, 2018
stefanweeks:
Abi Anthony Joshua follow beat the guy?

They have turned him to one-eyed Sunday.
as in hennnn person shey dem remove the whole mast ni abi which eye beating be this one fa
CelebritiesRe: Odunlade, Korede Bello, Small Doctor, Ruggedman, Omoni Oboli In Police Uniform by Perfecttouch(m): 2:43pm On Mar 04, 2018
MistadeRegal:
Only the guy saluting did not fit in the group.
u no sabi say agbero na agbero even if u give am private jet @small doctor
PropertiesRe: Own A Beautiful Solar Powered 4-bedroom Duplex With Less Than 12m by Perfecttouch(m): 10:15am On Mar 03, 2018
rottennaija:
With 12m, I can get a nice plot of land and build of structures made of cement and blocks of my choosing
with 300-500k i will get a land
with 4m i will build a decent 4bedroom
with 2million it will have a good finishing
with 1million i will have a solar that runs 24hours
4+2+1+500@7.5m-12million
equals ,4.5 saved
Technology MarketRe: Great offer with great price! It is Nikon D5500 camera by Perfecttouch(m): 8:45pm On Mar 02, 2018
Guimaraes:
Nikon D5500 DSLR Camera + AF-S DX 18-55mm VR II Lens Kit + Wide Angle Lens + 2x Telephoto Lens + Flash + Remote + Tripod + Filters (Black)

Optical Sensor Resolution:24.2 megapixels
Video Capture Resolution:1080p
Optical Sensor Technology:CMOS
Wireless Communication Technology:Compatible with WU-1a Wireless Adapter
Photo Sensor Technology:cmos

I am selling this Amazing Camera with touch screen for just[b] #250,000

If you are interested please WhatsApp me on (+1 925-303-5586) The goods will be in Nigeria on the 11th of April.
na wa o ,see what have been looking for
Nairaland GeneralRe: Breaking News: Boko Haram Leader Celebrates Birthday With Super Model by Perfecttouch(m): 11:55am On Mar 02, 2018
Sense fall on you
SportsRe: Hilarious: See Example Of A True Football Fan by Perfecttouch(m): 11:42am On Mar 02, 2018
Kenneth10110:
A true fan for real.
funny how some people can die for football when i cant sit for 2mins to watch ,the thing dey always be like punishment for me
Technology MarketRe: Ingenuity: Beautiful Aba-made Firewood Stove by Perfecttouch(m): 3:46pm On Mar 01, 2018
Bede2u:
Nigerians are very creative. This is a Firewood stove. To have it , contact us through WhatsApp and place your order. Proudly Made In Aba , Abia state - Nigeria.
It is obtainable at N10,000.00 for now. We are also the producers of Plantain Bread , Plantain Custard , Plantain Chinchin , Organic fertilizer among others. Open this link to read more about Noble Adaelu

https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/more-news/211617-minister-unveils-plantain-bread.html

Cc dragnet
i gat something to say about this so let me book space
PoliticsRe: Saraki Asks State Assemblies To Block Pension Of Ex Governors by Perfecttouch(m): 10:11am On Mar 01, 2018
Halopy:
You will never see anything right in Saraki. All former governors and presidents including former senators and reps have being collecting this including your Bubu, Tinubu, Fashola and all other thieves but now saints after decamping from PDP. It was never a sin because it was never unconstitutional. Non has the balls to stop it. Now Saraki stopped it beginning from himself you are calculating useless end point. At least, give it to him for doing the right thing. Let your anti corruption boxer do same in aso rock.
thunder fire everybody youve mentioned up there buhari specifically.am based in ilorin so i know what am saying.i dont belong to any useless party nor support any bastard

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