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Politics / Re: Ahmed Indimi Celebrates Wife, Zahra Buhari On Birthday (Photo) by Perfecttouch(m): 5:21pm On Dec 18, 2021
Memphitz357:
And to think she didn't wish "her dear daddy" happy birthday yesterday.
I guess that explains why Aisha was staying in Dubai as e be say Jubrin from Sudan wan do pass im contact with the cabal as im wan put im Sudanese prick inside Aisha towtow! grin
na wa o
Education / Re: Boy Who Sold Bread To Survive Graduates With First Class, Becomes CEO (Photos) by Perfecttouch(m): 4:52pm On Dec 18, 2021
Keep on keeping on..
No gut no glory..
Food / Re: Yam Pounding Machine by Perfecttouch(m): 4:49pm On Dec 18, 2021
boluwaay:
Hello house,
Please I need recommendation for a good and durable yam pounding machine. A 6lts capacity will be preferred.
Thank you
industrial or just household use?

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Nairaland / General / Kraken And Bullish Crab For Sale by Perfecttouch(m): 2:39pm On Dec 18, 2021
As the topic states, let me know if you are interested
Politics / Re: Yusuf Buhari’s Turbaned In Daura, Becomes District Head Of Kwasarawa (Photos) by Perfecttouch(m): 2:31pm On Dec 18, 2021
So they went ahead despite public outcry?
These people no send anybody o

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Health / Re: #SaveChidubem: Baby Starved By Mum's Boss Dies (Disturbing Photos) by Perfecttouch(m): 2:27pm On Dec 18, 2021
Righteousness2:


And you keep Following trash from Bumper to Bumper like he is your Father and Mentor.
Can't you see Forces from your Paternal side are seating on your case?
Can't you see you need Deliverance?
Can't you see you need Help?
Righteousness2 Don vex o..

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Politics / Re: Speeding Truck Crushes Student And Tricyclist In Ibadan (Photos) by Perfecttouch(m): 7:50am On Dec 18, 2021
Amona tete bo o
Amono tete bo
Aye un daru o
Amona tete bo
Aye un baje o
Amona tete bo

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Politics / Re: Fuel Subsidy Removal: NLC Fixes Dates For States, National Protests by Perfecttouch(m): 7:45am On Dec 18, 2021
These nonentities still dey alive?
Interesting times Sha, mad people
Alot have gone wrong in this country and it seems they are just waking up..
Shai, Adams oshiomole that year.
But even Adams later fumbled to tell you Nigeria is not worth saving
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Reveals Gender Of His Second Twin Babies by Perfecttouch(m): 7:41am On Dec 18, 2021
Na grace of God people dey see nowadays o...
God give me the grace to excel in everything I do even though all looks gloomy now.

Make him add one before he retire..
Make he be CR7 with 7kids

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Foreign Affairs / Re: US Police Shoots Black Man To Death Claims She Mistook Her Gun For A Taser by Perfecttouch(m): 7:37am On Dec 18, 2021
Lies
You squeeze a trigger to kill while you press a button to activate taser..
So she couldn't differentiate between both?
Investment / Re: Need Urgent Loan by Perfecttouch(m): 9:18pm On Dec 17, 2021
akinseye0:
Hi. I need an urgent loan of N250,000 to take a business opportunity. I am ready to repay N400, 000 by January ending. I reside in Ibadan. Anybody that can offer should reach me at this handle with your terms and conditions. There is collateral available if needed and my family too. Thanks
visit AB microfinance bank at the back of femi Johnson building dugbe.. They will ask for a guarantor and a collateral
Celebrities / Re: Davido Meets Aliko Dangote At The Airport (Photos, Video) by Perfecttouch(m): 8:57pm On Dec 17, 2021
Dangote be like.
No be you dey buy rolls royce untop Lamborghini?
Where u dey see money?
Religion / Re: After Suicide, What Next? by Perfecttouch(m): 8:55pm On Dec 17, 2021
ifyken:

Bla bla bla. Trust me I once contemplated suicide and this your post is full of ignorance and it would never have stopped me from committing suicide. Your foolish god instead of removing the causes of suicide(poverty due to corruption, depression,marital crisis etc) is busy punishing innocent people and is saying that if our politicians who looted our future on their deathbed asks for forgiveness they will be forgiven but innocent people will burn in hell
A foolish god worshipped by even bigger fools

Who has jesus saved?. Has he saved the job seeker brutally murdered by a guy in akwa ibom that Nigerians have forgotten or has he saved the dowen college student that died or has he saved the millions of starving children or the children born with both defects? He has been useless since he was created by ignorant Jews looking for salvation and he has been useless till date
may God have mercy on your soul and save you

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Politics / Re: Boy Escaping From Kidnappers Killed By Soldiers He Ran To For Help In Edo by Perfecttouch(m): 6:23pm On Dec 17, 2021
If japa no dey your bucket list, better make it a priority by 2022..
There is no value for human life here
Celebrities / Re: Davido Joins PUMA As A Global Brand Ambassador(photos) by Perfecttouch(m): 6:12pm On Dec 17, 2021
Grace is no respecta of religion..
When grace single you out for greatness, your life will be elevated beyond measure..
Lord Jesus, let your grace single me out for greatness as soon as possible..
Na Christmas we dey feel so, family man has no hope of celebrating but you are a God that breaks protocols for one's sake..
Break your protocol of grace for me and for every family man going through hardship..
Religion / Re: After Suicide, What Next? by Perfecttouch(m): 6:06pm On Dec 17, 2021
Depression is very real..
But only Jesus can save
Romance / Re: Rumoured Girlfriend Of Artiste Dbull, Nancy Isime Celebrates 30th Birthday (pics by Perfecttouch(m): 4:50pm On Dec 17, 2021
Kiddogarcia:
Lol,dbull ooooo, enjoy life brother,no publicity is bad they say, but na we be your best plug for everything sexual enhancement
haba, shey dem don dey use sexual enhancement for music Career ni?

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Romance / Re: Rumoured Girlfriend Of Artiste Dbull, Nancy Isime Celebrates 30th Birthday (pics by Perfecttouch(m): 4:48pm On Dec 17, 2021
grin
Iamdbull:
Dbull on this one!!


What is all these rubbish again? Abeg comot me from your news o. If you want to post her happy birthday just post her and go don't create unnecessary trouble for someone mscheew
you go dey alright Las Las...
All these things, people Don do am tire for nairaland drop am..

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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Fires Back- "Tonto Dikeh Used To Beg Me Money Regularly"- See Evidence by Perfecttouch(m): 4:35pm On Dec 17, 2021
MufasaLion:
grin grin grin

Let me grab some fries, I don't need no popcorn.
abeg add plenty ketchup make we share am
Travel / Re: Why Is It So Difficult To Obtain A Nigerian Passport? (Photos) by Perfecttouch(m): 9:21am On Dec 17, 2021
Odewaleadesoye:

64 pages?
If yes, can I still get it and please link me up.
I will sincerely appreciate you Sir.
32... I don't know how much for 64..you can just walk into their office in ibadan
Travel / Re: Why Is It So Difficult To Obtain A Nigerian Passport? (Photos) by Perfecttouch(m): 7:49am On Dec 17, 2021
Femolacaster:

Good morning, pls how much did you get yours in Ibadan?
45k
Romance / Re: See One Of My Biz That Fetches Me 150k Every Week by Perfecttouch(m): 7:47am On Dec 17, 2021
Funny dude
GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

This is not in any way a means to brag but to thank the Spirits for giving me money in my early 20s and also a means to say that your yesterday can never be better than your tomorrow.

I remembered in 2010 when I had no money even to buy nokia phone but today I have enough money to buy whatever type of phone I want ..... Blessed be the name of the spirits.

I am 24, a millionaire with over 8m in my account.... Blessed be the name of the spirits.


The phone below is worth 3m in naira.... Blessed be the name of the spirits.
which spirit dey bless u?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: A Female Sales Manager Needed In Ibadan by Perfecttouch(m): 7:43am On Dec 17, 2021
deela:
A female sales manager is urgently needed in Ibadan.
Qualification- OND, HND, BSC
Experience- Not less than 1 year in the said position
Salary - 35k - 50k
Age- 30yrs and below
Applicant should be ready to resume immediately
CV sld be sent to
Starkecollections@gmail.com
location of the job?
Politics / Re: 2023: Nigerians Must Be Allowed To Choose Their Leaders - Osinbajo by Perfecttouch(m): 6:55am On Dec 17, 2021
Him Don dey open up small small..
Nawa o, see small yansh dey shake o, osinbanjo self Wan flex him small muscle

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Travel / Re: Why Is It So Difficult To Obtain A Nigerian Passport? (Photos) by Perfecttouch(m): 8:12pm On Dec 16, 2021
Odewaleadesoye:

NIS, Kogi office?
I got mine in 2days in ibadan..
Come use me and my passport naw since wetin you Wan go do dey urgent, I will go on your behalf and represent you well

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Events / Re: Guy Help Me Subscribe To My Channel Am In The Uk I Need 2k Subscribers by Perfecttouch(m): 8:08pm On Dec 16, 2021
You even dey rub "I am in the UK" on our face. Well, we are still stuck with buhari
Romance / Re: Why You Should Fear Modern Day Girls: My Story by Perfecttouch(m): 7:58pm On Dec 16, 2021
22o62021:
I went inside and I remembered that I need a good laptop and I will need like 150k to get a better one. Since she don’t want to go I will eat her money.

Let me tell you all about the man bankrolling her.

The man is very rich and leaves outside of the country, the period she said that she got pregnant for herself not me. The said guy wanted to come home and do introduction but Covid restrictions couldn’t let him, the girl was one month pregnant then and planned to hook it on him if they have sex but unfortunately for her, the guy did not come and the pregnancy came out and he left her. She had miscarriage on the fifth month and came back to the city on the sixth month.

The guy stopped sending her money, so she took her name and pictures to a native doctor and she did Do as I say to him, that was when he started sending her money again( she told me all these ) . The opened up to me when we were having arguments. She said that if not because she love me, she would have caged me. I told her that she better not waste her money on me because it will not work( 100%) sure. She don’t know my Full names and she doesn’t have my picture, I don’t put pictures on WhatsApps . I have different names that people know me with. Name they call me at home is different from the ones they call me at work and at school .

So I’m planning on collecting 100k from her before Christmas. And I know that she will bring it .
This afternoon, they came with the man she accused and some vigilante members to the shop. My colleague confirmed to everyone that he has not seen the man before, they took them to the hotel and the receptionist said it was a wrong identity. They freed the man after all the humiliations. Well he should go and do thanks giving. Na so innocent man for die untop wetin he no know.

She said she will spoil me with money, I am ready to play the game and take enough money from her but my mind is telling me that it will choke me.

Well make I sleep wake up first before I know my next plan.

Signing out.

Peace.
did this happen in ibadan? Cos this lady is sounding and behaving like ezinne
Food / Re: The Big, Long Python We Killed This Morning While Coming Home From Night Shift by Perfecttouch(m): 7:45pm On Dec 16, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

Una know say una nor need am then una still go ahead to kill the python...
Na wa for Nigerians
The way we kill snakes is not good..
....the one way pain me pass na the incessant killing of pythons
We should stop killing python
a human python cohabitation is very possible if we keep our cool
Pythons are very friendly and different from boas

These creatures are damnnnnn beautiful we must learn how to live with them....they don't bite to attack...they only swallow small animals


this one no well.
Id they can swallow small animals, doesn't it mean they can also bite to kill?

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Business / Re: Throwback Photos Of Aliko Dangote With Friends by Perfecttouch(m): 5:49pm On Dec 16, 2021
DubaiLandLord2:
You're wrong about the bolded
very wrong..
All these politicians tend to live long.
They've practically broken all rules in the book..
Been looking for a very genuine spiritualist for some days now, my case Don pass ordinary
Celebrities / Re: Pero Adeniyi Shows Curves In New Video by Perfecttouch(m): 4:39pm On Dec 16, 2021
Iamdbull:
Dbull on this one!!!

I am seriously trying to avoid babamama issue as a top musician but ladies are not giving me breathing space, see what a female fan sent me
search the handle Airforce1, take a cue from him
Foreign Affairs / Re: US Blacklists Chinese Biotech Groups Over Repression Of Uyghurs by Perfecttouch(m): 4:24pm On Dec 16, 2021
wonderr:
stop drinking garri u no go here
hear not here

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