₦airaland Forum

Having a fulfilled sex life in the future is like football competition. In football, you go for regular training both physically and psychologically prior to the main encounter. If you fail to prepare well, there's no magic on how you will win the match. You undoubtedly have greater chance of lose the match. When a young guy starts having sex at such age, he's actually preparing himself for the greater task ahead with his wife.

Leave the poor boy joor!

Trust naija na. The Ogas@dtop are feeding real fat on the fund and siphoning the rest to their private accounts leaving the helpless people in a more pathetic condition.

This reminds me of the thought i hard yesterday when i among others were watching football match. As a typical viewing centre, argument ensued and it was how much players, coaches and referees and the rest earn. Along the line, my mind further choked in to realise that some players earn 5times or more than what coaches in the same clubs earn. Why so? This is because, this white people have practically sat down and analysed the implications involved between being a player and a coach. As a player, you risk yourself far more than a coach. You are the one running up and down around the pitch, sweating, being kicked, sustain injuries, struggle and perhaps fight against the opponent. This job is a very vigorous one and therefore, you deserve to be paid more than a coach who only stands/sits to give psychological instructions. At the end, the coach leaves to his house whether the match won or not without a single wound or a drop of sweat.

Back here in naija, the big men sitting inside fully airconditioned rooms are the ones eating the money while the real labourers earn peanut. You see a factory worker who operate very dangerous machines earning N10k/month while those virtually doing nothing are the ones feeding fat on the company's revenue. Go to construction site, the labourers mixing and lifting concrete go back home with less than 2k/day after all day vigorous job while the Ogas go around negotiating prices of latest rides in town. This is why Africa will never grow. We take undue advantage of others too much especially here in Nigeria. Check out the nature of food being fed to those displaced people, meanwhile, some people somewhere are feeding fat on what supposed to be theirs.

samokoduwa:
Lol, let just wait to know the full list, it wld be out soon. Between now and pmb 100 days address to the nation

You seem like person wey get direct info for dis mata. Bros, if wey dey wey u fit help person, abeg try help us first.

prospero5:
hmm! him been dey form big boy for sisters inside that 2014 RR since 1420AD. dem don catch am, shakara don end

This is when he'll know the true girls he's been painting the town red with. All those girls don find their level now wey water don pass garri. Even if they sentence am to jail, none of the girls go go see am inside prison.

iyatrustee:
Too many boys getting married these days!


Maybe she overworks during the day and needs her night to rest.

As for the frigidity, many women have issues with sexuality as we age.


You can only overcome such if you have a caring husband added with medication.

I love your profile picture.

samokoduwa:
Well, it a known fact, that unemployment is high, even those that have a job want a better one. This time is overwhelming because, the presidency has hand. And within the corridor of power, lucky shortlist would be place in various dept even in NNPC, it a rumor, no na only pmb know how truth be that. But this training would be different from other, both package and incentives and knowledge. So relax, you part is done. Let God do the rest.

I suggest "state of emergency" be declared on unemployment in this country. The situation is so pathetic and it's getting worse by the day. Imagine me, since i finished my ND programme, i've been roaming in search of jobs (even contract or internship) to keep body and soul together pending when to resume for my degree programme, but till this very minute, nothing has come up. It's well even though it seems not.

Raiden:
AND MAIDUGURI PRODUCES CRUDE OIL.

Na Boko Boiz dey drill that one.

missbronze:
U are nt serious.

if i catch u there ehn.

I dey very serious. The trouser is unzipped sef...so the entrance is open. Come catch me there abeg.

missbronze:
.
You cant fit do anything to me.
I dare you.

Can you come into my trouser pls? Your attention is needed there.

samokoduwa:
Lol.... the sorting is on going, so it has not start na shortlisted has not be made yet. That was for 2014

So it's a yearly stuff?

Btw, when i travelled down to submit mine yesterday, the crowd i saw was a very big intimidation to me. Imagine Akwa Ibom state where people think all are rosy, more than 5000 people were there to submit application. The NDDC staff even had to close their office and forced everyone outside when they couldnt contain the frightening crowd any longer inside their office premises. What a country! Unemployment/underemployment has eaten so pathetically deep into this country, or are we saying all those people there are gainful employees somewhere and still came to submit applications for this obviously low level job NDDC opened? If you ask me, i think unemployment is out of control in this country. Well, anyhow anyhow, i struggled with other mad dogs/applicants and submitted mine (even though life could've been sniffed out of me during the struggle as i couldnt breath again while i left with stained clothes/shoes after the struggle). I had to even pay N20 to staple the envelop since it was rejected on the ground that it wasnt stapled. Imagine, just ordinary stapling! I've done my part and leave the rest to God.

[quote author=onismate post=36874402]The one that took place in 2014....

oseph Nwabuakwu, a middle-aged social analyst from Aniocha North Local Government Area in Delta State is an optimist whenever there is a discourse on the future of the Niger Delta.


For him, the Niger Delta region may be lagging behind in infrastructure development and other social amenities among the regions of the country, but the future looks promising.


Nwabuakwu’s hope in a better
"We can believe a greater future for the Niger Delta, because the NDDC is transforming this region and in no distant future we shall see a greater Niger Delta region. The inclusion of the young people in its development also means it is going to be sustainable,” Nwabuakwu said.


He added: “We have not yet gotten to where we should be, but it doesn't mean we are still curled up where we used to be. The situations we experience in the region can be conquered when all hands are on deck. It involves the coming together of government, major stakeholders and the youth as well. The youth will take the mantle from us some day, so whatever issues or programmes we have should have their interest at heart."


However, for years, unrest-mostly by the young people-has been a major point of discourse on Niger Delta issues. For instance, unemployed youths have been at the centre of many agitations in the Niger Delta that often snowball into criminal activities such as kidnapping and wanton destruction oil installations in the region.


But now, the NDDC has concluded plans to engage 450 Niger Delta youths as part of its youth empowerment programmes.
According to the agency, fifty youths from each of the nine states of the Niger Delta region will be selected by the NDDC to carry-out periodic environmental sanitary services, traffic decongestion and control, clearing of grasses and weeds on the sides of major roads, cleaning and opening up of blocked drainages, security surveillance on oil/gas facilities and installations (pipelines) and other related matters under a special scheme.


Known as Niger Delta Volunteer Scheme, the empowerment programme was created to facilitate a proactive response that will greatly reduce unemployment in the region.


And while the first phase of the scheme will focus on engaging the skills of the youth in environmental sanitation, the second phase will focus on collaboration and cooperation between the NDDC and its development partners with a view to increasing the number of youths under the scheme.


Expectedly, the final phase of the scheme will ensure the young people are provided with opportunities to be employed in highly skilled jobs to enable the programme contributes to the economy of the region in terms of wealth creation and employment generation which is at the heart of Mr. President’s transformation agenda.


Speaking on the relevance of the scheme, the Special Adviser to the Managing Director/Chief Executive Officer of the Commission on Youth, Sports, Culture, Conflict Resolution and Women Affairs, Mr. George Alabh Turnah, noted that NDDC will continue to intervene in the provision of employment to the youth of the Niger Delta.


He explained the scheme as one that would cut across the Niger Delta against the backdrop of large disparities between indigenous and non-indigenous rates of labour force participation.


"The scheme will substantially intervene in the continuing high level of indigenous youth unemployment considering the first and second phases as of the proposal. It represents a significant intervention by the Niger Delta Development Commission in the areas of employment generation and wealth creation for the region and promotes the Commission as caring, responsive and focused on tackling the plight of unemployment in the region with the employment generation value of the first and second phases of the scheme put at ten thousand," Turnah said.


Turnah is convinced of the unanimous support being given to the programme by the Bassey Dan-Abia-led NDDC management to bring smiles to the faces of youths in the Niger Delta under the scheme.


"It is the hope of the Managing Director/CEO that the volunteer scheme will provide multiple benefits for young people in the region where employment options are otherwise limited. The 450 Niger Delta youths participating in the scheme will earn a monthly stipend as a form

I hope the above doesn't mean the programme had already been finished and we are only made to run around like mad dogs submitting applications?

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Even the so called "withdrawal method" wouldnt have saved you in this.

What an impressive revelation. No wonder GEJ kept repeatedly saying past administration should be probed and anything short of that limited to only his will be taken as "witch-hunting". He who should come to equity should come with clean hands. Let Buhari probe past governments and prove to us his status of cleanliness.

#WeAreWaiting

Ozugbo:
When u get 2 PTI,go 2 Airport Junction,den take keke 2 Edjeba Junction and frm dere take anoda keke 2 NDDC.

How many passport did you submit yours with?

Ozugbo:
Yes.Go 2 City Complex around FMC.When u get 2 d complex,go 2 d 'top most' floor n luk 4 Greensphire.Dat is d name of d agency runing it 4 NDDC.Go With 2500.I snt mine 2 Warri on Monday,and my broda submitted it 4 me without payin a kobo.

N2500? For what that is? When will we ever stop this?

samokoduwa:
True, it was a two week opening, it was not foreseen. That why I have always stress it a battle for God now.

Bro, you seem to know more abt this stuff. What is the right no. of passport to attach? One or two?

I hope my dear state...Akwa Ibom has not been already congested? I need to apply today asap. May God see me through as i travel down to submit the application.

kestolove95:
No b d guy fault...some toto dey high

Wetin make some toto high? For 3rounds, 1k no do? 1k divides by 3 is N333.k. Is that too bad of a deal (after all, sex was never meant to be sold)?

TheCode:
The Director Education, Health and Social Services Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC) (HEADQUARTER OFFICE) PMB 5253 167 Aba Road, Port Harcourt, Rivers State.
Through:
The State Representative Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC) Abia State Office.
Dear Sir/Madam,

Is this the right address to be used or any sensible one goes?

What really happened? As in, what killed her? Or should i say, how did she die?

ladyF:
Ok

Just assuming though.
LadyF = Lady Fucck
Am i right?

usoroh2003:
14 Akpan Isemin Avenue Ewet Housing Estate Uyo

Brother mi, abeg u know weda dem get mail box wey person fit send the application go directly if him fit no make am physically to the office to submit it?

Plus any other suggestion(s) to make things ease for non-state-resident-indigenes like me? I really want to apply for it, but travelling down to Akwa Ibom now is a big challenge economically and otherwise. Thanks.

I vote Lekinz
cc: NLJega

Tonybills:
you are ungratefulll.
Akpabio's works in Akwa ibom speaks for him. I can even swear for that man.
imagine having such person as your governor your life will change.
be warn cuz your own state governor couldn't do half of what Akpabio deed.

For your information, Akpabio is my ex-state governor. I'm a bonafide indigene of Akwa Ibom but that does not mean i should refrain him from being probed. Secondly, you sound as if the state has become a heaven courtesy of Akpabio's overhyped uncommon transformation. Why not pay a visit to interior parts of Akwa Ibom and see the level of poverty people are living there with and then come back and reaffirm your stance? Dont forget, Akwa Ibom state does not mean Uyo alone. Every nook and cranny of the state is part and parcel of the state.

adelurv:
Me sef go soon steal my own.

Be careful cos not everybody is lucky same way. You may end up losing your arms in the process of trying to steal yours.