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jamesbalogun:
in as much as im against wot dey did i feel for dem too. The only help i can render to dem is to limit d spread of the video. Sorry i cant upload here

Dont be selfish dude. Post the damn videos here. Even the perpetrators, they careless about if the video are leaked or not. Why should you now act in their defence?

rofesobi33:
To get the video on Kogi State University lesbianism that is going viral, add me on 58A50B11.
or inbox rofesobi@yahoo.com.

Rubbish! Post the damn link here or forget it. You can keep it all alone and watch it yourself only.

Blazing99:
Na the link be this oooo. Happy wankywank
http://www.234bizhub.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/naijauncutleak1.mp4

The vaseline crew, food don ready o. Make una bring out una vaseline.

Mooaloji:
Please how can i post the video, i have the video

Have you been able to post the link?

Nihilist:
Vaseline and tissue on standby...
OP where is the video?

Myself too. As a matter of fact, i've been looking for an avenue to empty this can of vaseline. The video wont be bad for use to achieve this aim.

Abeg make una post the video.

VickyRotex:
Borrow sense naw. Common sense ain't that expensive.

How much is the possible cost one can get common sense?

pinceprinz:
But seriously, how do u mange to concentrate when reading with that ambrosia of a hip laying bare be4 U? Mehn, I hail oh!

Lol. All join bro.

Actually, she normally comes around my apartment though most times is by my invitation. So that day, i had a presentation in school the following day so i had to study unfailingly that night. We actually had a round of sex before we slept and i woke up around 3am to study. Putting the light ON, mehn, those hips/ass couldnt let man concentrate properly, meanwhile she was fast asleep and never knew i was admiring her hips alot.

It seems i'm developing true love for that girl contrary to what i actually took her for earlier on.

missKiffy:
Swerve abeg

Lol.
Am i responsible for your inability to find a man for your future? Keep your anger/frustration to yourself i beg. It seems you are not even pretty, if not, you wouldnt have attacked my post.

icedbeatz:
*chop knuckle * a lady with wide hips is my shitt and when they're nakedd that hips keeps a Nigga going on and on... boobss? yeah. azz? hell yea but hips? hell motherfukin YEAH YEAH.

Then we share same fantasy in this. As a matter of fact, there is this girl i've been fu*king for sometimes now. What actually made me to toast her in the first place was her hips which were wide enough to draw my attention from where i was. Facially, she is below 80% but then, i'm so ok having her around me while i stare on those hips. A forthnight ago, she was sleeping on my bed with only pant and nothing else and since i was busy studying, each time i turned and looked at those hips/ass, i couldnt focus properly in my studies again. Then when taking her doggy, that is when the real fun in sighting those hips come out from.

missKiffy:
Hi guys, this thread is created for singles who are ready to mingle, I wouldn't want to put a age restriction because even if you do, people who are younger might still come in but please let's be matured on this thread, no insults, respect others opinion and feel free to drop your bio or contact in the thread or to anyone you are interested in. I believe there are matured singles here on nairaland. Legggooo

This kind of thread has been opened over a thousand times on this forum.

Well, since i'm single, i wont lose anything being here. But know that i love being around to only pretty girls, i repeat, pretty girls. So if you are one, come in let's make body touch body. Who knows, we might end up falling on bed same time.

I dont know if it's only myself but a woman's sexually appealing body especially the hips region drives me crazy. I could careless abt her face at first sight but her wide hips would surely let me to toasting her.

"Na God win". Lol.

greenprayer:
There’s this girl in my department, same level. We’re very good friends who flirt a lot and equally share the same dreams.

In fact, most of the activities we’ve carried out in school were all her ideas. She’s just all over me and attached herself so much in my future. She sometimes jokingly says she wants to marry me. People recommended that we are going to make a good couple. So, I then thought of all of these and how compatible we are, I then took the bold step to ask her out. She only responded that she has a boyfriend and we should drop the dating discussion for now since we’re still best of friends and we have
enough time to talk about it. I dropped it. After sometimes, she started complaining that she doesn’t like my being strange. I told her I loved her so much, she replied via chat “I understand but I love my boyfriend, he’s the best part of me”.

Please help me with what to do. I love her and I want to marry her. She knows but the only challenge now is her boyfriend.

What should I do?

Kill her boyfriend so you can take possession her. Dont let any 'barrier' stand on your 'carrier'.

Na joke o.

Mehn, that is one difficult thing to do. I've tried this over and over but cannot keep accurate count. I would begin to count from the very first round of sex we've had and before 15 or 20, i must've lost count and had some mixed up somewhere. Smh!

Well, not like it's much of importance though but i think being able to say i've fuccked that very woman/girl 346rounds in a time frame of 1yr and 2months would be a boastful achievement and record setter.

Let's know if you do that and how many times you have fuccked that your wife/girlfriend.

Was she not the one boasting on how she would like to fucck Wizkid and C. Ronaldo? I think she also boasted of achievements she has been able to garner courtesy of prostitution plus her daughter whom she said when she grows up, if she will like to toe the line of her mum, she wont have any probs with her daughter venturing into such. Now where is she to fucck Wizkid and C. Ronaldo?

Mine was, she 'chop' my N350 and didnt give me the worth of my money and i got provoked. What really happend was that i trekked to and fro the school everyday but i had friends who got rooms and lived around the school. So she followed me to one of those my friends houses but wasnt sure if she was gonna let me have my way down there. When we were inside the room, i wasnt really feeling ok...think i had cough or cattarh or something so i had bought drugs earlier. With my novity, i swallowed the drugs right in front of her in the room without thinking of her reading any meaning to it. When i wanted to make move to the jerusalem, this girl started crying and begged me to allow her go. She said the drugs i just took was to enhance sexual performance and she was too small to be exposed to such. I talked 'tayad' trying to convince her the drugs had nothing to do with sex performance, for where? She didnt allow me till she almost forcefully had her way and left the room and i was frustrated. Since then, she refused to ever follow me again. After much persuasions and she still didnt yield, last last, i sent one of my facially rugged looking guy to go tell her to return my N350 or else, yawa co cast. She fixed a date and returned as the money as fixed. After collecting the money, she became even more pretty in my eyes than before so i went to her again and asked her to wait and see me after school. To my surprise, she waited and i "yarned" all the "yarnables" with her and she accepted to date me again. Since we later came back, getting her punanny wasnt a big deal again. She was a daughter to one of the teachers in the school.

What pattern of marriage is that one? TM on April, WW on October 17 and reception on October 18? So after the wedding ceremony in the church, you go back to your house then prepare and come again the following day for reception? That is unheard of. Those who have time to come back for such reception the following day must either be very jobless or longer throat....those ones wey dey chop and carry excess for nylon go back their houses.

CharlyNick:
Please change your Identity. You ARE NOT from Akwa Ibom. Proof this or STOP TARNISHING OUR IMAGE

Seconded! Why didnt he come from another place? Must it be Akwa Ibom?

Shame on you whoever you are.

donphilopus:
An uncommon transformer who dumped his world-class hospital to treat a knee injury abroad? Such an uncommon transformer.

Hahahahahaahaha.

The bolded cracks me up big time. God bless you for this assertion bro. Imagine someone who calls himself an uncommon transformer, but when he had need to make use of his uncommon transformation, he mercilessly dumped the so called transformation and sought help elsewhere. What a rush!

Well, despite the fact that the rerun will be tough owing to the expected heavy presence of security, i see PDP/Udom still winning the election. But what is to become of him during the period? Will he still occupy the executive governor's position during the rerun election?

fexyrich:
Nigerians with this myopic mentality about JOB..Is getting a job the only guarantee for a good life or financial freedom?? What happened to becoming an entrepreneur and pursueing your dreams??Instead of building another mans dreams...When you have a job you can only buy television.But if you chase your dreams you would one day be watched on television.Nigerian youths should think outside the box and grow beyond the mindset of going to schl just to gain employment..And som myopic and low thinking nigerian ladies would use JOB as a standard to accept or reject a manDoes Linda Ikeji have a job?? No but she created one and she is all over the news for her creativity,talk of the likes of psuare,Seun of nairaland,wizkid,slot,owners of jumia and many more very successful nigerian youths..Please let our youths change this mindset let's think creativity..That's the reason for education not just job..

Bro, can we talk. There's something i would like us to talk about. A very important and creative idea. I just need to talk to someone.

Nina4u:
This is the most redicioulus thing i ever seen a woman say ...i said love dont cost a thing so if u aint got money no sex? This what she said....
Abioooo, nonsense, wetin I won carry d dick do self, broke dicks don't turn me on, u got to prove to me dat u are a real man who can take care of a women before, dick don't turn me on, am satisfied evn sexually wen my man maks me comfortable, no man on earth can satisfy me sexually or other wise with a dick, gross, plzzzzzzz, plz ladies just tell such men to go transfer such energy in getin a lif dan comin after u, I rader marry a bus driver who can takia of me dan an asshole who only hv to offer me his broke lazy dick....

Nonsense! Arant nonsense!!

Men doing stuppid things and dying because of women since time immemorial.
May God help us.

Hi55:
Hello nairalanders, I just wish I'll get a shoulder or two to cry on tonight. Things are becoming unbearable for me and I don't know how far I can walk on these shoes. Here's my story...


I am 28 and married to a 35yr old youngman whom I love so dearly. We are blessed with 2 kids and most material things one can pray for. My marriage is 5yrs with just minor issues that do come up once in a VERY LONG while.

The problem is that my hubby does not show me affection and hardly approaches me for sex. I am a very neat, beautiful, Godfearing, educated and classy lady. Most times I am the one who initiates intimacy in our marriage. My heart breaks each time I read or hear of women who deny their husbands sex because its an opposite in my case. For more than two months now we've not been intimate. To make matters worse, he prefers to sleep in the sitting room or children's room than in our matrimonial room.

He always pretends to be tired but not too tired to be chatting on whatsapp with friends. I have his password, that is not an issue. I am not suspecting anything even though I'm not totally ruling out the possibility of adultery. He comes back very late in the night unlike before. Infact even when he comes early these days, he will rather stay with friends within the street or house than come inside. Believe me nairalanders, we don't have issues. Infact he keeps saying that God blessed him with a wonderful woman. It's not like I make the house uncomfortable for him. The only communication we have these days is greetings, asking how the day went or few general topics.

I am not a woman who can't do without sex but I just need to be shown affection even if sex is not there. Committing adultery on my own part is IMPOSSIBLE, i will rather opt for divorce. I am so confused, lonely and heartbroken. I love my husband beyond the word LOVE. I just wish he can see the tears in my eyes as I lay lonely on our bed each night. I am very fragile by nature and gets hurt easily. Believe me...this is killing me.

Please, people drop a word or two for a hurting soul.

Smh! Why do we keep having these issues cropping up every now and then?

makzeze:
Farooq kperogi wrote:





source:http://dailytrust.com.ng/news/politics-of-grammar/-my-names-are-comity-of-states-and-other-ministerial-screening-grammatical-murders/115470.html

Well, thanks specifically for the correction No. 4. That was an enlightenment but permit me to ask just a question. How does speaking flawless English put food on your table if you are not a die hard hustler like most of we Nigerians do?

sabi99:
people dey talk say nothing spoil but una don spoil fnsh

Mbanu o. Me i never spoil o.

xtophy:
i love jada fire....#team_asa_akira

You mean the squirting mistress?

Aniebiet79, abadie?

phatriqk:
peeps no go comment for ds kind thread now becus say na true OP dey talk.....but if na something' TIPS on how to bleep erry1 go rush
he he I am FTC today hahaha FP feels nice though

hahahahahahahaha
Most atimes, when you create a thread like this, you are just on your own (OYO) cos people no go like comment ontop d thread. But if u say, "i fu*ked her and she was begging for more", u go see traffic surprise.

Richie0974:
I dunno why either. But for the owner of the largest online forum in Africa, I think NLers deserve to know who he is. Or is he shy... .from his picture he seems to be a reserved kinda person.

Being a reserved person not enough reason for him not to come out once a while and let people know and talk about him. Controversy actually creates fame. People should hear and talk about seun. He's not a ghost that we shouldnt want to associate with. Being excessively reserved is not good abeg.

Richie0974:
The house is worth #450 million. Just blogging ain't giving you that. BTW.. Mr Seun....we're waiting for your own o

i keep wondering why seun has kept us so much in the dark about his life but deem so excited in portraying the life of others to us. I mean we know/hear virtually nothing about seun...his marital/relationship status, finances (how he goes around spending the dough like Linda Ikeji buying mansions, Genevive, Davido etc purchasing world class material items). We've heard nothing from seun. Is he even married or still single?

queenfav:
My joy knew no bounds when my landlord's wife called a lawyer she once worked with to get me an interview appointment with his firm. Despite my tiredness after the POP ceremony, I managed to wake up early to get there by 8.am. My hopes were high with the possibility of getting a job barely 24hrs after POP. That's how I waited till 10.am o, before the man showed up. He ushered me into his office, and the interview began.

First off, I pride myself as a lady who dresses decently both for corporate and for casual occasions. So, this wasn't a case of immoral dressing on my part. That's how the managing partner interviewing me started looking at me to the point of me wondering if something was amiss. The next thing he said was, "you look really smart, and pretty. I like you already counsel."I just mumbled "thank you Sir". As a lawyer, he asked some pretty tough scenario based questions, which I scaled through by giving my legal opinion. He then asked for my credentials, which I proceeded to give him. That was when the man proceeded to leave his seat and placed his hand on my shoulder. I was so pertrified! I shook free and he got the message that he should keep his hands to his damn self.

The interview then took a personal turn. He started asking about my relationship status. I quickly responded that I was engaged. His reply was "me too am married, can't you see my ring", I like you a lot...you are a very pretty lady. I am sure a lot of judges are fighting over you in this state. Your credentials are great, you seem smart, just my kind of woman..what if I want to date you?". I was so shocked!! That was when I told him straight off that I don't date married guys, let alone one who may become my boss. Also that I am in a very committed relationship and don't condole cheating. He was a bit stunned, but took it in good faith. He asked a few other questions before ending the interview, saying his other partners would interview me on monday, that's when I will know if I am getting the job.

This experience left me very shocked and sad, that an interviewer would blatantly ask me out. Whatever happened to work ethics and morality? I just hope I don't get experiences like this again. Its very insulting and demeaning to say the least. Please, Nigerian men this is so wrong. A woman should be interviewed and hired for her brains and academic intellect, not because she is pretty and you just want a new plaything. I was so close to insulting him, I just had to keep calm and address the issue in a very firm way. May God help all female jobseekers o. If there's anything I am not ready to do is to sleep with any man, because he is in a position to give me a job. Not after 6 years invested into my legal career. Not now, not ever!

Is that a copy of what is in your profile that the man was describing as being very pretty and smart and judges in the state should be hunting endless?

Maybe the man didnt come with his lenses or perhaps never attended school of beauty or have seen a pretty lady before.

Btw, do you know if your landlord's wife did sleep with him before she was employed there?

Buhari has started giving out 'conditional statements' and when a statement is said to be conditional, it brings about uncertainty and uncertainty in this context shows failure. It shows he lacks what it takes to end boko haram.

Buhari has already failed us.