₦airaland Forum

sammhi:
You obviously don't knwo how the banks and financial system works
If 50% of those who have their money in a bank que up today to demand for all of their money , that bank would collapse . Their j strength lies on investors fund . GTB was not willing to pay innoson just 13bn instead teju said he should use it to buy shares
Let me educate you : if MBA has 30bn in the bank , the banks pays MBA interest on it
Now some of those funds would be held in USd and some in forex market to hold their position as a trader . They can easily pay ROI but not capital because most of the investors money are not held in liquid but in instruments .....
Same applies to even banks
At a point, MBA may have more money than what some of these banks have and that it is a big problem . Thats one reason they can't use one bank . In such a case they won't even be able to meet the Demand for ROI by MBA
Am not saying this is what happens but it can happen
MBA says 8 banks closed their accounts .....Probably for many reasons but surely if 8 banks should close MBA accounts , they would run into problem.

Classic MMM Orientation.

Mugus will always fall.

RealEzee:
why can't u give up 30% kwa, why do u peeps keep making this weak argument, isn't it personal discretion to share a certain percentage on ROI, even 2% ROI dey fail too, there is no biggies about the ROI,conventional banks make tons but give a tinny fraction to its customers yet foul play isn't spotted there cos it's the norm, or do you want to say the banks don't make tons and also lose too in their trades with customers money?

MBA has been paying its customers steady and lots of them have been benefitting prior to this temporal glitch, yeah I call it temporal till we see what happens next, mind you perception equally can make or ruin a business regardless of authenticity.

Only you three Nairaland accounts: General, general111 and this one all using them to comment in a schizophrenic delusional way like a proud beneficiary of this Ponzi scheme called MBA. Who knows if you are one of the people who formed this scam to defraud gullible greedy Nigerians. This is becoming the norm every year due to the excessive poverty on ground.

Do all these your nonsensical lies and explanations of Banks holding the nonsense MBA from paying out "funds" make sense to you that is if you still have an iota of sense. As if we don't know it's all some Ponzi giving the usual forex tag(the newest trend since using crypto tag don cast small) and just basically robbing Peter to pay Paul.

majamajic:
This will show u even with salary increase nothing will still change, he collected 52k from just one job in a day , over 100 of these in a month .

How much u wan increase ?

Na wa!

100 of that a month is 5.2m.
Corruption is a Nigerian.

daewoorazer:
That pastor is not different from the con artist inside ask rock.



A serious nation will ban and reduce the number of churches and mosques to 3 per state.

A better life is hidden in research, Science and technology. Only then can we pray for miracles to abound.

Religion is our major setback in this shithole

How can the government ban religious centers?
Is that not an infringement on freedom of association in itself?
So of you are just fanatical Stalins in the hiding.
So of you Atheists will have millions murdered if you are in charge.

uptimum123:
Gibberish

Nothing gibberish about the facts he stated unless I doubt you even know the meaning of the word you used.

tartar9:
[s]Ìmbecile,there is no reference to that crucified pig you worship in the Qur'an. Breastfeeding from your dog of a mother has clearly impaired your brain[/s].

It's general knowledge that mut'ah Almajiri kids like you don't go to school. They generally know nothing especially since you were reared by a donkey. Your mum was probably one of those 9year old diseased girl child whose hips were dislocated by an ardent abdul of the Pedophile Prophet Muhammad.

tartar9:
Dry
Your dog of a mother is still waiting for you o,don't forget to carry your murdered wretch of a saviour along.

Muhammad compared your mum to a dog and that she annuls prayers.

Haha!
Plus, the funny thing is you still adore this pedophile prophet Muhammad. Same false prophet still dedicated a whole chapter in the qu'ran to the mother of the "murdered Savior" so jokes haha! Is on you as always..

Ain't no Muhammad in the Bible.

tartar9:
You think it's referring to that useless crucified idiot you fools worship.
Product of those animals you call your parents.

Haha!

Your Pedophile Prophet Muhammad who was a bastard like you sealed same crucified one. The joke is on you donkey diseased brain. I guess Muhammad left his urine as zamzam water in your 0.000 kilo watery brain.

They are only just practicing the violent ideology of Muhammad. You should not be shocked Baba. You think they are heartless. They think that they obeying the Pedophile Prophet Muhammad entails that they obey Allah...

We all know Muslims are generally dishonest about the violent life that Muhammad lived and which these Islamists like the Boko Haram are copying in a Holy Islamic war against civilization not minding even if they attack some fellow Muslims aside from the Church and the Christians who are their main target.

It's painful that individuals whose vocation is feeding the Nation via farming will be executed in this gruesome manner. If I was the President. This would be the last straw. I would personally a campaign against these Islamic jihadists for this wickedness against the most populated African country.

This is really not nice that nothing will be done after this incident. Life has become of no significance in this country. This is supposed to bring us together and make sure we put an end to this. To add salt to injury. We have a Sharia court by some "moderate" Muslims who sentence others to death over blasphemy of a dirty dead pedophile prophet Muhammad who is dead over a thousand years now.

Hmmm!

tartar9:
Worshipper of a murdered pig,who worships who?
Will you run back to your wretched mother nipples.

Hahahaha!!


Mut'ah Almajiri bastard.

Same "Murdered Pig" is highly adore in your jihadi manual- the qu'ran.

Your wretched leprous mum didn't even get to breastfeed you the recommended milk dosage. Hahahaha! That's why one iota of sense you no get.

Is Mubarak already killed by these Muslims?

Why are the Atheists not also fighting in the courts for him?

Or have the Muslims secretly killed him because of blasphemy to Allah and his Pedophile Prophet Muhammad?

tartar9:
Hope you ain't atheist or a xtian typing this
Kano State is a Sharia state...end of discussion

An abdul of the pedophile prophet Muhammad.

Homeboiy:
Unu ahula nu


Muslim lawyers agreed to the death sentences

They are not different from the boko boys

You now understand what we are screaming.

"A moderate Muslim is a Violent Jihadist waiting to manifest especially if he starts reading the qu'ran more strictly and start following the deeds and sayings of the 7th century illiterate pedophile prophet Muhammad."

Neonspook:
All these issues need to rushed to the supreme court asap. These laws should be thrown out for being blantly unconstitutional. The government at all should embrace secularism in general. Stop building churches, mosques, subsidizing religious trips etcetera.



Assuming they lose Kano state will likely not appeal or they'd risk the whole law being declared unconstitutional. It would be better if they lose and the matter is settled outright. Let's hope Gandolla is really imprudent.

You clowns must find a way of bringing the Church into same conversation with these violent islamists.

NaijaMutant:
God why? Why? Why?



What am I doing in Nigeria

You were placed here to do your part in making Nigeria great. Who do you expect God to put in Nigeria other than you.

thesicilian:
Religion is one of the greatest setbacks to the development of a nation

Islam not Religion.
Stop being a coward.

Hammyaladin:
Go get something doing man.....



your hatred and bitterness can't change nothing....

How is this hatred exposing what your Pedophile Prophet Muhammad did?

How in the world does it mean I hate you or Muslims? Rather, you should be ashamed that you still subscribe to a religion by a man who not only defiled little girl child but also his adopted son's wife, slept with his slave girls on one of his wives bed aside other perverted deeds he did.
How in the world is this hatred for you or any Muslim at all exposing what the companions (the first set of Muslims) of Muhammad recorded for everyone to see?? Instead of directing your hatred at Satan who inspired this 7th century Bedouin illiterate who plagiarized from others to form islam. You are angry at me.

Amatarasha:
yawns REINCARNATION! REINCARNATION MY DEAR LITTLE DICK,
REINCARNATION IS WHY FÉRÆLKÏRÍNSCÛ AKA JESUS CHRIST DECIDED TO DO EXACT THING HE DID FOR SATAN YAHWEH FOR ALLAH 2 IN A DIFFERENT PATTERN,
U are a human who views from one dimension why not calm down so that those who has 3dimensions even as a human tell you your history since your parents are deceived also by the perfect programme!
After Jesus died in desert of hunger and wretchedness after his passion of Christ false story, he was reincarnated back After been giving assignment by the LÆGçœ holyghost islam called Allah, but we call him Lucifer as nickname , he who came as a succubus to rape Mary the mother of Jesus to make a perfect reincarntion fulfilled

, Y did holyspirit Allah want his own religion?
because he DOSENT want to give yahweh the avenue to reign supremacy over billions of souls burning in hell like billion years ago when the both fought for supremacy, which saw both Yahweh( Satan) and Allah( Lucifer) fell into the bottomless pit ( 4 a 1000yr) the first place kept for humans now abandoned,

Do holyspirit Allah control his own souls?

[/b] yes he controls souls in his place of thick and ferocious darkness, he has more souls in his pitch dark Islam abyss than Yahweh has in hellfire
Like if Yahweh has 3billions , he holyspirit Allah THAT DOSENT FORGIVE HAS 9BILLIONS,
HE IS THE REAL DEAL [/b]

Y are humans souls of Allah numerous than that of Yahweh?

Yahweh the Satan can't handle the techniques of the white humans from Europe which builds the head known as EDUCATION, SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY
,Now those who suppose to make up the hell are all dying as scientists ,great educators, technologists, great thinkers, other god seekers etc which means they won't near hell even if a white garment angel Michael or female uriela comes to flatter them, .

SO?

yahweh the satan's stronghold is in Africa ,years to come Vatican city will be relocated to Nigeria maybe in ENUGU , Remember what SISTER ROSE THE PRAYER WARRIOR OF TRUMP SAID "ANGELS ARE COMING TO AFRICA" , Allah has his stronghold so deep in Africa, so deep in middle east , so deep in south east Europe, so deep in Asia minors so he isn't losing anytime soon because THEY LIKE FORBID EDUCATION IN KORAN, MISTAKE MADE BY YAHWEH IN HIS BOOK, HE WOULD HAVE SAID EDUCATION IS OF THE SATAN,

So Islam is number one programming?

Yes it is because to worship Allah well U need a camel brain like pervertprophet to be a holy sheikh, unlike millions of educated pastors, reverand fathers n normal Christians who asked questions because of enlightened brain tanks to EDUCATION

Hahahaha!

What brand of Colorado do you take?

You, this feaces for brain Amatarasha and illiterate mut'ah girl child that was probably abusing by one Almajiri at age 9 that has lead to your diseased brain syndrome.

dazzlingd:
[s]Prove it that demons believe in jesus

Theres nothing special about jesus, he is a dead jew to an average Chinese man....any name can be made to appear powerful and sacred when mixed with myths and exaggerations in the society they trend.
The name has been mocked several times, oh fuvking christ...
He is only special in your head and the heads of other worshippers...That's how it works.[/s]

James 2:19:
You say you have faith, for you believe that there is one God. Good for you! Even the demons believe this, and they tremble in terror.


Mark 1:21-28 NLT — Jesus and his companions went to the town of Capernaum. When the Sabbath day came, he went into the synagogue and began to teach. The people were amazed at his teaching, for he taught with real authority—quite unlike the teachers of religious law. Suddenly, a man in the synagogue who was possessed by an evil spirit began shouting, “Why are you interfering with us, Jesus of Nazareth? Have you come to destroy us? I know who you are—the Holy One of God!” Jesus cut him short. “Be quiet! Come out of the man,” he ordered. At that, the evil spirit screamed, threw the man into a convulsion, and then came out of him. Amazement gripped the audience, and they began to discuss what had happened. “What sort of new teaching is this?” they asked excitedly. “It has such authority! Even evil spirits obey his orders!” The news about Jesus spread quickly throughout the entire region of Galilee.



The next thing this demonic chained boy will say is "I asked for proof and you went to the Bible to bring it"
Lol! If one seeks to read the proof of the laws of Nigeria. Is it not the Nigerian Constitution that one will go to?

No other book of antiquity exists that details this fact other the Bible. Not even the qu'ran which is ¼ of the total Bible collection in volume comes close so to the Bible. We must go.

dazzlingd:
2.2 billion people is an exaggerated figure....many people have long abandoned religion but still fill it in forms for formality purposes.....

However, billions of people can be wrong...

Billions of people believe jesus is a prophet
Billions of people beleive jesus is not a prophet but the son of yahweh.

Now one of this set of billions is definitely wrong

Saints and Demons all believe there Jesus is Lord and that is why the individuals like you that they possessed get triggered the most when Jesus, the so called "Jew" is mentioned or glorified.

It's amazing how this 1st century historical divine figure prevails across all cultures whether for those who attack him or for those who believe in his Lordship as Saviour.

There is no hiding from Him whether now or in eternity.

Kendz:
complete each verse the way it is written in the Quran. You're giving half information just for people to have a conflicting mind

You can go read it yourself.

Anyone who studies the qu'ran and hadiths know Muhammad made up Allah to get away with his misdeeds and sexual perversion.
Of note is qu'ran 33:50 that he revealed to justify his misdeed of taking his adopted son's wife after seeing her uncovered. The Con haha! said Allah allowed this for him. Only him has the access to anything feminine that walks in skirts.

He was such a sexually perverted "Prophet".

Hammyaladin:
How does this correlate with what is at hand!?

Everyone needs to see that. It is so important so we all realise that the pedophile prophet Muhammad deceived over 1 billion people.

Yenefer:
https://punchng.com/endsars-we-sold-two-policemens-skulls-for-n1000-say-suspects/?amp=1&utm_term=Autofeed&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter&__twitter_impression=true

When they mentioned cleric.

Islamic Alfa, they meant.

dazzlingd:
Most perfect creator? Who told u jesus was perfect? A dead jew he is....and even him knows I am not in his slave to worship him

Raisin Head.

Jew, he is to you, tout.

God, he is to 2.2Billion people and all in HIS Creation.

Amatarasha:
hahahahahaha When was humans created? Or better still when was religion created 4 u to debunk truth hidden away from you by your wicked programmers? I HAVE SEEN YOU CURSE & INSULT JESUS CHRIST ON GUISE OF IGNORANCE ALL OVER NAIRALAND, YOU EVEN CALL HIM A PERVERTED PROPHET THINKING YOU ARE DOING PROPHET MUHAMMAD , PANEL OF JUDGES ARE WATCHING U , continue fighting moslems ok, u all are deep into this program sh1t hahaha

Hahaha!

You have Camel Poop for brains.

What business has God: Jesus Christ with a 7th Century Pedophile Prophet Muhammad?

Even Pedophile Prophet Muhammad insulted himself by sleeping with a girl child. Jesus has no business with that 7th century clown. I know you are a Muslim masquerading as an delinquent atheist.

dazzlingd:
The .moment I knew u weren't ok was when I told you to prove the bible is true and you started quoting the bible to prove it's true..




Gerrorut slave, go worship your white master jesus

Yes!

I will worship my LORD and Saviour, Jesus Christ.
Lol! You seed of Satan. Don't you know I am a proud Slave of Jesus Christ. Who in his or her right mind won't be a proud Slave of the most perfect Creator?!
You will also bow down before Him either in eternity or in Hell away from Him if you die in complete disobedience to Him.