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evolg:
I later cald him several times bt he wasn't picking up.

is nothing but a scam. thanks for the feedback.

"Dear MTN,
I will not go and re-register my line. You can fool everyone if you like, you might have fooled me before, but you would never fool me again. The only reason while you continue to pull the wool over our gullible eyes is because the consumer rights’ protection agencies are either in the vegetative state, or completely dead.
"How can you explain a situation where you would tell your millions of teeming subscribers to register their SIM cards and provide the necessary bio-data, only for you to wake up one morning to tell us to go and register our lines again WITH ABSOLUTELY NO EXPLANATION?
"It beats my imagination and it defies not just logic, but also philosophy. Were you drunk when you were registering our numbers? Did a malicious virus wipe your entire database?
"Maybe I’m giving you too much credit sef. You probably wrote the records in books like an ancient bookkeeper and a giant yellow rat ate them all. Whatever your reasons (or lack of reasons) may be, this is beyond ridiculous. I have always maintained an MTN line because apart from being my very first line, most of my close associates also use MTN. To some extent, the coverage is also extensive. I didn’t hesitate when the directive came from NCC to register our lines. I braved the queue, registered my line and collected my security number. Didn’t I try enough?
"Looking back, I can deduce that my attachment to MTN was more sentimental than practical, as your tariffs are the highest for calls and for browsing. You send an average of 100 spam texts per day, enough to run down a Blackberry battery and more than enough to give any Osun State government worker waiting for Aregbesola’s alert acute hypertension. Your nuisance value knows no bounds.
"Even Airtel that has been passed round different investors more times than a devil’s mail bag has not come up with this kind of Grade A foolishness. What the heck is wrong with you? Don’t your customers mean anything to you? Doesn’t it bother you that Nigerians who wasted their time to register their SIM cards have to do the same thing again? You haven’t even deemed it fit to fine-tune the process. It doesn’t make sense to preserve bad experiences like these, in very much the same way that one relic of history is preserving mud huts, and stating them on an assets’ declaration form.
"My records are not on your database, but you remember my number when you want to tell me to text ‘YES’ to win a missing plot of land in Port-Harcourt, right? May heavy-duty thunder fire all of una. I really don’t blame you. If Nigerians had run your devious, xenophobic, exploitative, heartless, opportunistic, fraudulent ass back to South Africa, you wouldn’t be here making them queue desperately like migrants. What’s to say that there wouldn’t be another sham registration in the next couple of months since you guys obviously don’t know what you are doing? You blocked my line, you have helped me. Prior to your ridiculous directive, I had already banished your yeye SIM card to a barely functional phone. I have even borrowed the maximum permissible amount. Go ahead, feel free. It sure feels great knowing that when I eventually toss the phone into the trash-can, I won’t have to take out the SIM. Good riddance to bad rubbish.
"You deserve to be sued for every fraudulent penny you’ve ever made on our shores. Thanks to other service providers for making sure that your evil dream of becoming a monopoly will forever remain a demented hallucination. There are so many fishes in the ocean. I will not tolerate your recklessness any longer. Peace at last...
This letter speaks my mind." please forward till it reach those idiots office.

evolg:
I also got the same mail ystda...i cald the guy...he told me he closes by 3pm and dt i sud call back today. I'm yet to do dt anyway...even d blind can see the scam written all over d mail bt i'm jst interested in wot he has to say to me. All diz amateur scammers sha.

pls report back let us know what he has to say. thanks.

Sambest2:
My interaction with people, captains in their chosen industries reveals that people are too after certifications, and most of these certifications are dummy. Xfire has always said a Msc is better than pursuing certification. I believe after each degree, a work experience will be worthy.

I appreciate. God bless!

Sambest2:
A company advertised for a entry level position seeking individuals with a first degree/HND holder and a PhD holder with say 6 years apply for that position, what will you call it?.

hmmm, making sense. so what's your advice on getting certifications & Msc along with first degree.

more contributions pls. xfire still awaiting to hear from u soon

Hello Xfire, good evening.
please is there anything like being "over qualified for employment"? I was discussing with a friend about getting the necessary certifications and Msc degree to stand a better chances for employment and he told me, if one get all those qualifications especially from a reputable university and training centers, the potential employers see such a person as being over qualified for the job and the can not afford to pay such an individual if they offer him employment so they'd prefer employing someone else with lower qualifications as compared to the former. please how true is this? Contributions from others NLers are also welcome. Happy Sunday

Inkredible:
Pls is there any nursing job vacancies thread on nl? I am a male graduate nurse currently looking for work. m based in Abuja currently but can travel to any state if the job pay is good. I am into both homecare and hospital/company settings.

where do u based? there's a private hospital at oyigbo R/S currently recruiting for nursing and midwife positions. if u stay close to oyigbo express or p/h, pls hurry.
thank me later

@ ifoundmyperfect et al, I really appreciate your contributions to this thread. I am a recent petroleum engineering graduate from RSUST. I need someone to send me petroleum engineering softwares like eclipse, prosper, techlog, IPM suites etc. also advice me on some certificate courses I can enroll on that will give me greater advantage in landing a petroleum engineering job. Although my emphasis is in Drilling Engineering. I like Reservoir Engineering. I think solving modeling and simulation problems are quite fun.
the softwares are training manual should be send to johnansa1@yahoo.com

@ ifoundmyperfect et al, I really appreciate your contributions to this thread. I am a recent petroleum engineering graduate from RSUST. I need someone to send me petroleum engineering softwares like eclipse, prosper, techlog, IPM suites etc. also advice me on some certificate courses I can enroll on that will give me greater advantage in landing a petroleum engineering job. Although my emphasis is in Drilling Engineering. I like Reservoir Engineering. I think solving modeling and simulation problems are quite fun.

Yseone:
NNPC APPLICATION ACCEPTANCE NOTICE
pleas who else got this from NNPC & are they really recruiting?
Dear Applicant,
We wish to inform you that, Your resume application has been observed, processed and approved. You have been stated for listing and recruitment. Contact our Human Resource Manager on +2347065587089 for directives,information,interview details and the purchase of Recruitment application form and deadline for submission.
Any form of indiscipline is not allowed in this recruitment process. Also management will not be held responsible for disapproval of application due to inability to relocate,change residence to Abuja or any other states in nigeria. An agreement will be signed in your recruitment form when purchased for licensed authority.
Signed: Management

I got this same email from LOUIS AJAYI nnpcinternshipjoboffer2015@gmail.com I doubt if NNPC can use gmail. so my brother, is nothing but scam

Nigeriatraining:
Yes our trainings are accredited.

accredited by which body, and who are your partners?

Graduate Trainee @ Seplat Petroleum Development Company Requirements B.Sc or B.Eng or B.Tech with Second Class Upper or above If you are qualified, please send your CV to: recruitment@seplatpetroleum.com Deadline 1st September 2015 See the disciplines required : Engineering (Materials, Chemical, Petroleum, Electrical/ Electronics, Process, Industrial and Oiland Gas) Geology, Geophysics, Petro-Physics Industrial Chemistry, Chemistry Finance, Accounting (ACCA, ACA) Economics A maximum age of 26 years for candidates with a bachelor's degree and 28 years for candidates with a Master's degree as of 2015

zerray:
it looks like scam, nnpc cnt b using gmail

I thought as much. thanks bro

petengine:
who else got this email? I want to know how real it is

" Dear Applicant,

We wish to inform you that, Your resume application has been
observed, processed and approved. You have been stated for listing and
recruitment.
Contact our Human Resource Manager on +2347065587089 for
directives,information,interview details and the purchase of
Recruitment application form
and deadline for submission.

Any form of indiscipline is not allowed in this recruitment process.
Also management will not be held responsible for disapproval of
application due to inability
to relocate,change residence to Abuja or any other states in nigeria.
An agreement will be signed
in your recruitment form when purchased for licensed authority.

Signed: Management "

this email is from LOUIS AJAYI with the email below nnpcinternshipjoboffer2015@gmail.com

who else got this email? I want to know how real it is
" Dear Applicant,
We wish to inform you that, Your resume application has been observed, processed and approved. You have been stated for listing and recruitment. Contact our Human Resource Manager on +2347065587089 for directives,information,interview details and the purchase of Recruitment application form and deadline for submission.
Any form of indiscipline is not allowed in this recruitment process. Also management will not be held responsible for disapproval of application due to inability to relocate,change residence to Abuja or any other states in nigeria. An agreement will be signed in your recruitment form when purchased for licensed authority.
Signed: Management "

I will appreciate if this thread is active once more. sure a beautiful thread for aviators aspirants

Nigeriatraining:
Be amongst the TOP PLAYERS in the OIL and GAS industry + Certificate to be issue after the training.


Apply for a Training in HSE LEVEL 1, 2 and 3/international Certification (N25000).


Trainings to be Held in Four(4) States: Lagos State, Delta State, Abuja and Rivers State.


Visit http://www.nigeriatrainingnetwork.com/events/hse-level-1-2-and-3international-certification-n25000/ for more information.


Let the Professionals do the JOB and be CERTIFIED

is your training program accredited?

Hello House, I want to enrol for General HSE in port Harcourt. which of these two training center is good to go in terms of their certification being well recognized by multinational oil companies.
1. NISP
2. Oiltrain
you can also suggest any other one that is better than the above mentioned. Hope u have a great day

Reyginus:
You are not getting the point. She didn't apply to any grail but to work in an institution. You get it now?

Roger that!

Reyginus:
So you know what you will be asked to read before applying for any work?

I don't know what grail is about. my emphasis is; if u know u do not share Grail's belief, why on earth will u go about to apply to grail? the Bible as usual, said it beautifully, "do not be equally yoke with unbelievers."

abiambo:
laser is quite expensive, but except ur friend is terribly cheap knowledge w\0 certificate is tricky but no knowledge is lost, you can always add it to ur strenghts inn ur cv but going through professional training is really an added advantage, and again how much does he knw about the software has he used it in d field b4

good morning senior colleague, hope your night was great. I can't really tell if my friend has in depth knowledge of the software but he claims he has used it before to simulate a practical field problem as he has access to some field data that enable him to run the program.
May u have a great day!

yinkamariam:
I went for an interview in grail land for d post of an audit staff,one of the grail land member own the audit firm,naw he wants to employ us with d condition dat we hv to be reading their book(IN THE LIGHT OF THE TRUTH) if we wanna work with him,somebody should pls help me out,do I accept d offer or reject?

why did u apply for a job there in the first place if u know u can't stand the grail message?

abiambo:
it depends on you, really what aspect of peteng do you have flair for and would really love to work in,
for example you may have a knack for drilling so after service you can do IWCF level 2 or IADC and then mud engineering, you may like reservoir then you can find a company there are a few (not sure of late but i can find out) where you can learn how to use industry standard softwares (wireline, logging, mwd, lwd softwares), if its production thats your thing you well i really dont knw where you can do any training on that cos am not really drawn to that aspect of d industry, is it ''completions'' you like, seismic evaluation, name it
know what you have passion for and let that drive push you to want to know more in that field, if you search the internet am sure u will get alot more info than i can give
NB getting rig time is quite something so if your first job on the rig is rough neck, dont reject it, any rig time is better than no rigtime, + it will make you know first hand what goes on on a rig, what equipments and all,

I actually have a flair for reservoir engineering. I contacted laser engineering in port Harcourt that deals with industry softwares but their training cost is quite expensive. to train on eclipse 300 was close to 1M. I met a former colleague who grad from my school that was ready to offer me such training at low cost but my fear was that he was not going to issue me any certificate. do u think having the knowledge of petroleum engineering softwares without certifications is really worth it in Nigeria where certificates are most preferred to the know how when it comes to job placement?
Thank you for your time

abiambo:
get industry specific certifications till u get a job, that way you'll hit the ground running

I will appreciate if you can be more specific on which type of certification for a fresh graduate with zero experience. Thank you

Ahmed4002:
Not bad

which state are you serving?

abiambo:
Uniport 2012 gas engineering

nice to hear this. Sir, which company do u work for and how can fresh graduates land a petroleum engineering job in your company. thanks.

Ahmed4002:
ATBU bauchi 2015 Currently serving

Ahmed you are welcome to the thread, how is service?

abiambo:
Mud engineer/ gas engineer

wow, nice meeting u Sir. any experience and advice you can share to us the graduates yet to break into the industry?

Ahmed4002:
S.p.E

Oil&Gas!!!

Timynder the link u gave is not opening, please crosscheck it and resend. thanks

Timynder:
Do you the best place to get Oil & Gas vacancies is here http:///949vvE...you can thank me later

Are you in the industry already? please share your experience lets graduates petroleum engineers and others learn from you. thank you

abiambo:
Not. So recent but I guess we can talk. Which sch and year of grad??

RSUST, 2015. nice meeting you. Please tell me about yours?