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I strongly believe Barca will sail through. Benfica wont win today.

Penaldo really fall my hand....::::imagine, liking and commenting on such post just few days after denying ferre comment (Ronaldo has only one ambition, and that is to retire with more Ballons d'Or than Messi )

Also.....pendu is back

7th heaven........premium tears are welcome

Pedri!!!

Okay

Why d group deh so quiet?

ddippset:
Why should I start crying when they are top of the league and are going to win the league?

I have never seen you but I know you're blessed with a very big nose!
Cus you don't see beyond it and have never seen beyond it..

Dz one off me.....guy u wicked

We won’t lose this match.
Forca barca

NwaAmaikpe:





I concur,
Nigerian hotels are really enabling fraudster activities.

I'd tell you why.

One day, on an unscheduled visit to Essien Udim LGA , I had to sleep over in a hotel. In usual character, I asked the receptionist if I could be connected with a professional escort who could make my night worthwhile.

The mumu girl brought out her phone and began showing me photos of various ladies who were capable and ready.
I ended up choosing one very tall chick who looked a lot like Tyra Banks, from the picture, her boobs were very healthy and yansh was full-option.

As a well-trained gentleman, I paid in advance for the escort, tipped the receptionist and went back to my room.

2 hours gone, 4 cans of black Bullet down, tipsy as fvck with my preek standing like the rock of Gibraltar and there was a knock on my door.

I opened it and if not for the heels, I'd swear she was a midget.
Her body odour which could rival that of a male goat heralded her arrival.
Her legs were like yam tubers planted in the peak of harmattan and I could tell right away it was 'foam-padded bra' she had on.

I knew it was a lose-lose for me because where will I start from?
I couldn't even imagine putting my flute in her mouth to blow because her teeth were stained let alone picture her grabbing it with her bleaching-burnt knuckles.
Abi is it the bony yansh that I will now smack?

My standing tower collapsed like the World Trade Center and I heartbrokenly sent her back.

I will later learn that I couldn't get a refund as she had been paid.

I just counted my losses and thanked the almighty for making my hands long enough to touch my preek. Because God knows that if I did not masturbate that night, I might have ended up as one of those unfortunate people that get paraded on Nairaland for unimaginable sex crimes.

So you see, some of these hotels really enable fraudulent activities.

Oboi....you good

Here we go

Betensure:
Koeman shouldn’t start Pique….maybe in the second half

So, who should we start??
Pique is the most experience defender we got rn.......:he’s needed and u guys should stop playing downing his quality

Osimhen Na mumu oo

Nice one Garcia

Memphis baby

IjapaTiroko:
Is Cristiano Ronaldo (also called Penaldo by his critics) truly the greatest of all time in football?

Kaka, Falcao, Torres, Di Maria, Berbatov, Shevchenko, Hazard, Robbie Kane, Sanchez, Coutinho, Crespo.
These are top players whose careers suffered after they moved to a new club.

You know why?
Because moving clubs is not an easy thing. It can make or mar your career.

That's why it's laughable that some Messi fans want us to consider Messi the GOAT when he has played in one club and in one league all his life.

You can only make Egusi, Eba, Jollof rice but you want us to consider you the best chef in Nigeria over someone that can cook all the foods in Nigeria just because you can cook different types of Jollof rice and use Eba to do snake design?
Is that not ment?

Imagine only choosing to play in the Australian Open or only the French Open and you want to be Tennis GOAT. Will they not ask if small ment is worrying you and your fans?

It's only in football that some joker fans want a man that's been hiding in the La Liga and Barca where they've cuddled
him all his life to be considered the GOAT over a man that has won it all in 3 of the top leagues. Ment oooo!

That's how they've been sharing data about how Messi won the highest goal scorer, best player, best assists, best dribbles, MVP and all until you check the COPA America Team of the Tournament and realise that half of those on the list are either not in their club's first team or they play in the US, Chile, or other local South American leagues et al.
But when you see them trying to compare those on the COPA America Team of the tournament to that of EURO just to falsely gas up the Argentine goat, you'll think wow, these stats are medt.

Lórí iró !!
Padded stat !!

You'll be playing against local boys and compare that to those playing in EURO. Has to be ment.
You can stay in one league and in one team, be dribbling everybody and be collecting free Balloon D'or from FIFA and their corrupt officials, but it won't ever make you the GOAT when every time you've played outside of the La Liga and the local COPA, Ronaldo has better international and Champions League goals than you.

You want to be the goat? You gotta step out and play elsewhere.

And don't even give me that bullshit about loyalty or "What-club-should-he&play-for" talk.
Messi has been in Barca for 17 years.
Of those 17, Barca have only won the Champions League 4 times. So, it's not like Barca has been the best club in the
world for the 17 years he's been there. He could have left for anywhere else but we get. Make career no go spoil.

And enough of the "It's Barca that was begging him to leave"
talk.
We know na.
The same way Nigerians are begging Yahaya Bello to run in 2023. Sebi Man Utd did not beg Ronaldo to stay
na?
I mean, Messi's contract with Barca ended and he became a free agent. And what did he do? He accepted pay cut to stay at Barca just so that he won't leave the club and goan cast.

Sha don't mention Messi in the GOAT talk again.
Great player? Yeah.
But GOAT? Gerrarahia!

There's only one GOAT. His name is Cristiano Ronaldo and he's won it
all everywhere.
__________________________________________

I believe that there is no other GOAT in football asides Cristiano Ronaldo.
And I believe that Lionel Messi (Skills Be Upon Him) is his messenger.
__________________________________________

Written by: James Ogunjimi
Paraphrased by: ÌjàpàTìròkò

Dz guy mumu ooo
You write dz kain epistle bcuz seh u hate Messi.
You’re blinded by hatred

D kain joy weh just deh my body since early Sunday morning eh .
Dz penaldo fans got nothing else to say....m still waiting for baba Perez y to o acknowledge that Messi is the greatest from the leak spilling out

FirstbornWds:
What do y'all have to say about Oloye, Balogun and oga patapata Messi?

Damn!!! I’m saving this........dem use dz same FMT troll Messi den...:.::Now it’s our town and we even make it bigger

Messi is undoubtedly the Greatest...

Man was insulted way too much even when he always played his heart out...

Tonight was never going to be one of those nights, tonight we merry...

Der fada!!!!
Messi!!!

TheHulk616:
joke MVP.
Show the stat that show messi scoring or assisting against Germany.

Messi don score against Germany before

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mr0Oo8b5ulI

..

Enyimba takes the lead

Make I drop amm here

Arabiandude:
The only striker in I will pick over Osimhen in today's world football is Harry Kane

Una no deh rest

Dz news legit??

edi287:
Suarez only scored 11 in his first full season at Liverpool. Scored 20 and 33 under Rodgers.

You’re calculating only league goals brr...he scored more than that in all competitions

andrewbaba44:
This Courtois one still fresh for una memory

Andrew u b bad man

Messi penalty gift to griezman don lift the guy spirit

Arabiandude:
I am not Andrew that's jobless, but I promise to try and do it tomorrow. I have already also checked transfermarket but I don't have the time to be uploading whatever.
According to the same TM which you are backing on,
Messi has 292 club assists and 53 NT assists while Ronaldo have 228 club assists and 42 NT assists. That makes it about 75 assists difference with lesser games.

Here it’s brr

Someone should drop the Madrid thread link abeg