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igatit:
Your customers will pay the tax. For example, if the cost of building website is 200k, you will need to add 7.5% (15000) tax to the 200k.So the customer will pay a total of 215000. Make sure to give your customer an invoice. And ensure the tax amount is stated on the invoice. Same thing goes with transfer as well.

Please can you send me a web link to help me understand the way of the taxes or can you explain it to me?

igatit:
https://businessday.ng/news/article/fg-mandates-tin-for-all-taxable-bank-account-holders-from-january-2026/

Please ehn, someone should send a link with the details of this incoming taxation situation in Nigeria, explaining the percentages and all.

Thanks

Ganicus676:
Na my Mama 😌😌😌

Oh my chim!!! 🥲

Dzzzz:
You don’t have to bro..

What is your definition of "gay"?

Dzzzz:
If you can do anal then you have a chance of entering a man’s hole..

You have to like men first, don't you think?

kelsidengkucio:
Hi guys,
Just a question to
you men out there.
Is a man still a man if he wants
to have anal sex?
If a guy wants to do anal sex
with a girl .
Does it mean he is gay or have
an inclination? I want men´s
honest opinions. My girlfriend´s
and I were having a discussion
about this and I want to know
what a man honestly feels. Have
you ever had this urge and still
be straight?

Anal sex is enjoyable for a lot of women when done gently and properly

And unlike what most people think, fecal incontinence (inability to hold back poop) is uncommon

Anyone who hasn't done it, should try it f first, following some steps to ensure its gentle and planned, before condemning it.

There are gay people who don't practice penetrative sex.

You're gay for who you like

Not what you do

Ganicus676:
Make I no lie, this matter touch my spinal cord.

My own na my own blood, she asked me for a big sum of money and I told her I'll send it in three installments, I sent first one, no acknowledgement, a week later, she begin gaslight me say I never send the money, I told her I did, she no believe, had to go dig my Opay for receipt, she view am luck up

Two days back, I sent second payment, to avoid long talk, I immediately post the receipt to her WhatsApp, she viewed it and lock up, not even thank you.


Even if them put gun for my head, I no dey send shi shi again, it's not like I don't have hundreds of problems of my own already...



Finally I blame this APC government, the number of people that calls to Bill rose from 10% to 900% within the past 5 years. Make God punish you say you dey abroad..

I'll forgive that you were slow to act because it's your sis

Skyfornia:
I noticed that it is always single mature ladies that's always bashing men. Why??

They've seen a lot

Image123:
i believe, thankfully i am not here to convince you to believe in miracles.

You don't have any evidence, quit with the "thankfully bla bla bla"

Be honest, don't be cocky

Image123:
Do you believe in miracles?

If you do, why can't you believe that even when humans aren't designed to fly, once in a while humans still fly?

I don't believe in miracles

If you've experienced one, please share

emmyseg:
I can actually help link you up with some military guys if you need some meanwhile it depends on your location

Abeg link me up to, i dey south south Nigeria

But I don't smoke or drink

Image123:
And humans have not been captured flying like birds on videos, they were not created to.

But Jesus was created specially to fly into heaven straight from Israel

PureFace1:
Nigerians are not really that excellent, if they are excellent Nigeria wouldn't be in such a comatose state, some people would argue that is because of the leaders but the leaders are also part of the people and from the people.

The recent failure in Paris Olympics is another prove that Nigerians are not special or excellent, a nation of 200 million that couldn't win a single medal, but the narcissism in people make them think they are special or excellent.

Bad people could never give birth to good leaders, you can not become a leader in Nigeria if you are good in fact Nigerians would dislike you and won't follow your leadership if you are not corrupt, shady and dishonest like them, reason why Nigeria keep producing shady and corrupt leaders at all level, the leaders are the reflection of the people, Nigeria is just a country of backward black people nothing special or excellent.

What is excellent about Nigeria or Nigerians?

Omo

E dey surprise me to see people saying "yes, we're excellent" in the comments

Excellent compared to who?

Excellent compared to what?

Excellent compared to Ghana abi South Africa abi Namibia or global excellence?

Na wa o

People dey too do o

Fetish12:
Nigeria,a lot of sexual fantasies are suppressed,due to our so much attachment to religion, myself I like to be trampled painfully by women,what I do,during night crusades,I will find a good spot,and lie down,sorround myself with some chairs,before night,I will be surrounded by women,and the floor will be darkness by crowd of women,when they look for space to put thier chairs and stools,they don't see ,they complain of me lying on the floor and occupying space,I will pretend I am in deep sleep, angrily,some will place thier chairs on top of my head,beside me,around,as they sing songs,many walk on top of me,not caring,I will quitely stretch my fingers beside thier heels,while,they crush it, not caring what is under there,at one time,one fat lady wanted to shift,she stepped on my head with her whole weight,nearly crushing my head to pulp,when she looked down,and see I didn't shift nor care,she just ask the person beside her if am alright,she told her I may be mad person,one just placed her feet on top of my body as if am carpet,not caring,but I was just lying down there, enjoying sweet pains,while my manhood charges and nearly blows..the tramping with pains by women is my sexual fantasies,it gives me pleasure.expecially in crowd at night...where women don't care..

Are you a comedian or what?

What is this?

Are you for real?

What vivid imagination you have there?

Jesus!!! Christ!!
😂😂

Fetish12:
Nigeria,a lot of sexual fantasies are suppressed,due to our so much attachment to religion, myself I like to be trampled painfully by women,what I do,during night crusades,I will find a good spot,and lie down,sorround myself with some chairs,before night,I will be surrounded by women,and the floor will be darkness by crowd of women,when they look for space to put thier chairs and stools,they don't see ,they complain of me lying on the floor and occupying space,I will pretend I am in deep sleep, angrily,some will place thier chairs on top of my head,beside me,around,as they sing songs,many walk on top of me,not caring,I will quitely stretch my fingers beside thier heels,while,they crush it, not caring what is under there,at one time,one fat lady wanted to shift,she stepped on my head with her whole weight,nearly crushing my head to pulp,when she looked down,and see I didn't shift nor care,she just ask the person beside her if am alright,she told her I may be mad person,one just placed her feet on top of my body as if am carpet,not caring,but I was just lying down there, enjoying sweet pains,while my manhood charges and nearly blows..the tramping with pains by women is my sexual fantasies,it gives me pleasure.expecially in crowd at night...where women don't care..

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Greatzeus:
As at Today 7th of August 2024, Africa is the only Continent not represented amongst the Top 30 best performance so far.

In fact the best performing African country so far is Kenya at No. 33 with 4 medals, 1 gold 1 silver and 2 bronze.

Yet we have African athletes who nationalized and have won medals for their countries.
Africa is the bedrock of talent but not always utilized to the full potential. What is the problem really? Government, laziness or lack of adequate preparedness or what? Africa's performance so far is too poor.

Africa is the bedrock of talent
😂😂😂

We're forming the bedrock for the medal 🏅 table

SocialJustice:
😂😂😂😂The disappointment you will face in the after life. I feel sorry for you. Don't go and make money, keep wasting your life away.

The problem is that by the time he is dead, there'll be no opportunity to even regret or feel disappointed

EmperorCaesar:
Atheists would run into this thread to shout "Religion is a scam' as they've finally seen one of those dumb threads where people make mockery of xtianity with their not-really-true claims

Shame on you if this is your one of your proof for denying the existence of a Grand Designer

As for the woman....hmmm

Shhhhh
You're insulting atheism

A grand designer doesn't imply a god who listens when you pray

press9jatv:
you can watch it on Arsenal tv online or watch it online on Facebook. Just search for Arsenal match

I don't have a good Internet connection to sustain it

Na DSTV I get

slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar

Isoright

Abeg which DSTV station dey show this match?



I don find am tire

press9jatv:
More goals for Arsenal team

Abeg which DSTV station dey show this match?



I don find am tire

Abeg which DSTV station dey show this match?

I don find am tire

I need your sincere advise guys.

So someone offered to help my fiancée get a job and also help her relocate abroad. He's one of her sponsors in school, he's a married man, a doctor too and they live in United States.

I have plans of wedding my fiancée before she leaves Nigeria so it will be easier to join her in the US

Now the issue is, if l get married to her before then, the man might lose interest in helping her.

Right now i am confused, i will appreciate any good advise on how to handle this situation.

I really want her to get that job and relocate and i want to join her as well.

horlahsunbo225:
Please apply to my school Montana state university, you've a higher chance of getting in.
If you need mentorship, I can help you too.

Thank you so much bro 🙏 ❤️
Please let's continue the conversation outside here
Thanks

I have resolved to leave Nigeria 🇳🇬 for the United States 🇺🇸 this coming year

I need personalised mentoring with someone who can guide me at every stage because I'm applying for direct PhD in Engineering with full funding

PS: I scored 320+ in my GRE and had a CGPA 4.10 in Engineering (BSc)

I really need guidance to achieve this goal 🙏

I have resolved to leave Nigeria 🇳🇬 for the United States 🇺🇸 this coming year

I need personalised mentoring with someone who can guide me at every stage because I'm applying for direct PhD in Engineering

PS: I scored 320+ in my GRE and had a CGPA 4.10 in Engineering (BSc)

I really need guidance to achieve this goal 🙏

Admins pls front page 🙏

Ourtruth247:
Follow the thread in the link below to gain knowledge about the true nature of reality. It's the culmination of over 10 years of my research.

It contains evidence backed information
that you've never encountered before. I want this information to reach as many people as possible.

https://www.nairaland.com/7640783/thread-shake-foundations-beliefs-pictures

Mr Truth, why do you like lies so much? 🤔

Kriss216:
When a single and hórny man always desire for sex, the society will beckon on him to go and get married. The man will obediently go and get married and his wife will start to deprive him of same sex he was getting abundantly as a single man.

The man will now rush to the society to complain of not getting the sex they promised he'll be getting bountifully. The society, being feminine in nature, will tell him ;

-Have a talk with your wife
-Be helping her in doing house chores
-Be washing her pants and bras twice a week
-Always buy her gifts
-Take her for vacation
-Always send her money for no reason
-Make her happy

My questions to the society are;

1. If a man has to do all these before getting sex from his beloved wife, what then is the essence of marriage?

2. What does a man benefit from marriage?

3. What are the things a wife can do that a baby mama cannot do?

The answer to number 3 question is CAGE YOU

Iamicekid:
All this stupid stories and pastors, illiteracy is a disease man, find money go doctor do dna, collect the kids that are yours and send the rest packing with the mother, if you no get money for dna, go original native people place, there are some things dey will do, u will know which one is yours or not, all of this carrying matters to radio and tv stations dey make me wonder, can’t u make decisions yourselves, I no blame unna sha, Na why dem dey always use pregnancy tie unna down for marriage, something wey dem no fit try with person wey Dem know se get crazy and brain, las las u born we co parent

U way be literate, u still say "native dna test" dey exist

Awon _______

Vinnie2000:
OP, You can actually bring a Girl and Fcvk her in your Shop or Office.

BUT
Make sure ur Sperms does not Spill on the Ground when u cum!

Once this Happens, dat Shop or Office is DOOMED and Struggles/Poverty awaits you, the Fuccker!

😅 funny person, u try

This is front page material oh, mods should do the needful

Many people are stuck out there, some even get tossed back to 9ja

What's the way forward?

IyaTola:
I cannot take up that job, N150,000 monthly salary is too small!

Last year, a fresh graduate rejected the job I got him

I asked him to take the job for 6 months so that he can gather experience for his next job, but he didn't listen

He is still at home trusting God

I have had to advise a lot of graduates and professionals regarding whether to take up a role where the salary is small.

Some think the salary is belittling and not up to their worth.

I have also seen a lot of people on social media advising graduates not to settle for less which I disagree.

Your decision depends on whether you have a job at hand or not.

I believe it's better to accept a job with low salary than sitting at home to do nothing.

Once the salary can cater for your feeding and transport, you are fine.

No experience is a waste and no matter how bad a job is, you will learn something even if it is tolerance and perseverance.

You have an experience to point to.

You can't ask for a lion share (Salary) with a fish brain (no experience)

At the earliest days of my career,

I was living in Mowe -Ibafo axis, Arepo to be precise, working at Yaba and the salary was small,

I do wake up as early as 4:30am to enjoy cheap transport to Ojota

And BRT to Yaba were cheaper compared to 14 seater Bus.

Then, I do take standing in the BRT bus because it is cheaper than taking a seat

Infact standing was my hobby ��

I will get to the office 6am and wait till 8am when other staff will resume.

The pay was small, I worked as late as 8pm but the experience was BIG and worth it.

Later, I joined another company with double salary.

The rest is history today,

If you are in doubt of taking a job because of the pay, accept the offer,

Give your best, learn as much as you can, don't get carried away and keep your eye on your goal.

Remember, if you are too big to do small things, you will be too small to do big things

Do you agree?

Most people don't have REALISTIC salary and Job expectations

From your personal story, you've given the impression that you earn 1 million naira monthly, without showing the entire timeline it took to reach such levels

150k for starters is an excellent opportunity

500k for experienced persons is excellent too

The vast majority of people don't make this much