₦airaland Forum

MISSCONGENIALITY:
that's where my room mate said she went for night class and there were a guy and a babe sitting at the far end but the girls head was missing.
My room mate was not a night class person too.

Hahaha... Figures

MISSCONGENIALITY:
I was forced to go for a night class with my hostel girl that goes for night everynight. And then when we got there, I ate my snacks and drank my juice then opened my book. I flipped the first page and the second page. Before I could finish the second page, words were dancing in the book and that was how I slept till mid-night. When I finally got up, I saw that my friend was still reading but I could not read. I just sat there staring at others. There were staring into their books with their eyes open while they sleep, there were those going out to either smoke or ease themselves. But to my greatest supprise, my friend was reading. She kept reminding me to read. The worst part of it was the Nsukka cold that made me feel like I was freezing even with all the warm clothes I had on.
After that night I told my friend never to talk to me about going for night class again. But sometime in my 3rd year I went for night class again and still, I slept all thru. That night wen I went to pee, I noticed something moving under a tree, and on a closer look, I saw the a babe and a guy having their own night class with the babe on the guy's lap. I didn't even know when I said " ah, guy u no get room?. My friend that escorted me to pee told me to keep qiuet. The two didn't even notice we were there cos they were too busy.

#NSLT before it was demolished... Kai! Had many legendary night classes there o.. Class of 0'13

But we Southerners are hypocrites of a new breed ooo... None of us sees anything wrong with sleeping with girls 18 or younger but start throwing stones when a Northerner marries an 18 year old he's had no carnal knowledge of... let's calm down before hatred consumes us... Please tell me one moral/constitutional law SLS broke... Ojukwu did it, nobody said anything. Azikiwe did it, heavens didn't open and strike him... let's not be hypocrites.

The "letter of comfort" policy is okay... should we allow them keep stealing from us just because they're buying our crude?

powerfulsettingz:
Mikel be like God thank you, now I've got two resident visa permit in Russia for free


any way this is a good luck for the blues thou,

Should arsenal best chelsea today I promise to upload my unclad pix without delay.......... Wondering why am so optimistic?is just because my blood is blue

this should be interesting...

MrKontrovErsy:
phoolish yourobber man why quote me?

Sorry bros oo... face the matter joor.... it's not my fault that simple comprehension evades you..

MrKontrovErsy:
so yourobber man is involved now... where are those e warrior's yorrbbers

bros sorry ooo... Did you read the story or you're just too dumb to comprehend it?

Happy birthday Asa... I've got your entire discography on my playlist .. LLNP..

The only thing haters/poor readers could see was the amount spent on helicopters. They didnt see the amount spent on works and capital projects oooo.... While other states are struggling to pay salaries, this state has a good IGR drive and is self sufficient... This state is working... Lagos is working, haters are hating, getting my LASRRA card soon.

The only thing haters/poor readers could see was the amount spent on helicopters. They didnt see the amount spent on works and capital projects oooo.... While other states are struggling to pay salaries, this state has a good IGR drive and is self sufficient... This state is working... Lagos is working, haters are hating, getting my LASRRA card soo

A former imo state governor's slide from power began like this...

warrior01:
The same evil people that brought us to where we are today ; name them obasanjo, Danjuma, Buhari, abacha et al. Na God go punish all of una

So ojukwu, nzeogwu and ironsi no follow abi?
kwontinu ooo...

baba jay..

It takes great courage and humility to have done wat he did.. rip...

The irony is not lost on us...

Rawani:
The wife of the President is neither recognized by the constitution, nor required by it to declare her assets.



The tuition for a taught masters at the University of Surrey where Zara studies is £16, 500 (about N5 million) which is payable in 3 instalments.
https://www.surrey.ac.uk/postgraduate/pgt-fees



“As soon as the CCB is through with the process, the documents will be released to the Nigerian public and people can see for themselves,” Mr Shehu said." http://www.channelstv.com/2015/09/03/buhari-osinbajo-declare-assets/



Again, the documents will be released to the public for analysis once the CCB is done with verification. President Buhari has announced his asset declaration as promised, he was not required to but did so out of his integrity. Very unlike GEJ who responded with 'I don't give a damn!" when asked to declare his assets. http://ynaija.com/i-dont-give-a-damn-gej-comes-out-guns-blazing-in-media-chat/

Mind you, Late Pres. Yar'adua also made his announcement through his Special Adviser (Communications), Mr. Segun Adeniyi.
http://www.proshareng.com/news/2554/Yar-Adua-makes-public-his-assets-declaration



VP Osibanjo is NOT a director at Alpha Beta. View the full list of directors here http://alpha-beta.net/people.htm



This is just kindergarten wailing filled with conjectures and assumptions (amidst horrible grammar and punctuation) which makes me wonder how this "analysis" made FP in the first place. It will do you people a greater good to support this administration to deliver the true dividends of a responsible government, instead of grasping at straws to cast aspersions on the President and his team in continuous futility.

choi!!! see finishing!!!

Imortal001:
As soon as amaechi leave pdp and join apc, i now that pdp is in big mess, and mama peace was the one responsible for all the mess that bring down pdp.

R.I.P English language... (1600-2015)..

Godfullsam:
we are in for seasonal power variation. Power supply in Nigeria is directly propirtional to rainy season.

false assumption sir... Less than 25% of our power comes from hydroelectric sources..

Dear fayose,
Leadership is not a popularity campaign...
the people of ekiti deserve the dividends of democracy. this is obviously not one of them!
thank you.

Rochas be like "ha! you don't mean it!!!"

For the first time in Nsukka, fuel is sold at #95... For the first time ever, we've had almost 4 days of power supply in Nsukka...
Even if critics call buhari a dictator, I don't care! he's my kind of dictator!!
#sai_buhari!!!

It has begun!

truth. .

From a design point of view I'd say awesome... I view your page source code and saw that you used bootstrap...
However, there is a flaw in your htaccess file setup if any exists... fix it.. loophole for hackers...

okay

I think this is the most astute observation by any Nigerian leader in a long while .... The indices used to judging the wealth of a country are not it's natural resources but it's social welfare scheme, infrastructural advances and the standsrd of living of its average citizens...

The site loads quickly and is highly responsive ooo... the handlers did a good job... from one web developer to another i say kudos

you married number 1 e no work. number 2 nko? mba... number 3? same thing... and your wife is the problem? I laugh....

dokiOloye:
in American English,it is "beyond" but in English English,it is "beyound".
Just like d Americans will write "favor" instead of "favour".
Oya,say thank U sir.

Bros... according to the Oxford English dictionary it's "beyond" both American and British. the only difference is the pronunciation... now say "thank sir"...

dokiOloye:
Much respect to d CBN governor Emefiele. I know that d cow rearer from Daura can NEVER originate such an idea. It's way beyound his scope.

yes. the same way spelling "beyond" is beyond yours...

lol... boko boys using I better pass my neighbour gen...

na wa ooo