₦airaland Forum

Negro1:
ladies in case u want to invest in a relationship. I'm accepting applications and CVs oo. But no husband hunters. d ministry is not there yet, it's still at mile 2 n we dey en route (ripe) banana island. future wifey don't dull

Ayinke93:
In the heat of this recession, i came out of my hostel this hot afternoon thinking abt the cheapest food for lunch, my mind went to fried potatoes and plantain, at least with #100 i can fill my stomach and go to bed jejely with my excuse of not eating at night cause of flat stomach. At least that way i won't exceed my daily budget of #300 for the day. I rushed down to where the fried yam is being sold, both #50 potatoes, #20 plantain, #20 ponmo and #10 pure water. Perfect way to spend my #100. I was walking down to the sch's cafeteria o, so I'll eat my lunch and enjoy the breeze from the fan since there was no light in d hostel, then I met one of doz random guys i greet in sch. Nigga was like let me join u na, me i tot it was a joke, i would have bluntly told him how i wanted to manage it o, i made d mistake of letting him follow me to d cafeteria. I was surprised when we both sat down and he started digging into my meal o, ah oga! I was still formimg posh girl, he took the first one, i smiled, second third and fourth, haba bros! I still kept quiet my mood changed when dis nigga just took my precious ponmo! WTF! which kind person b dis one, he kept trying to act funny by bringing up dry jokes, me I was just looking at him. After the meal finished he was then asking if i was satisfied, smh! If only he knew my mind ehn, God knows I won't b nice to him when it comes to food matters again......... #mysadtuesdayafternoonstory

Jokerman:
Wats d real name of this ladies??

Makydebbie
Hibiscus
Amokeme
Ladeda

FreeSpirited:
Imagine........So no lucky girl to hook me by the neck.....and some girls are going to night vigil every night to meet someone like me...Na wa for this life o.....Make I just continue my flexing.....I will know when she finally shows up........I'm to smart for fake girls

Raine80:
This includes your mother ,grandmother sisters and aunts .......

prettyAdaolisa:
I log in on fb once in a blue moon!

beshiman:
I just forwarded the GMAT 2015 Pack to the users of the below email addresses.

effesey5@gmail.com
ibingibowarmate@gmail.com
felixtaye@gmail.com
Heavyguy01@yahoo.com
Yaaqub2@gmail.com
Tunjibodmas86@yahoo.com
olaidenwadigo@gmail.com
Lawrence.elugbaju@gmail.com
owolabiss7@yahoo.com
owhizkid@gmail.com
Stevelurd@gmail.com
victor.udosen@ymail.com
omotoshot@live.com
orahemoevawere@gmail.com
shehuiu3779@gmail.com
nwaka.jude@yahoo.com
decodelol3@gmail.com
nnahifeanyialfred@gmail.com
Scottcarson62@yahoo.com
tundeone2001@yahoo.com
Lakland247@gmail.com
lessonsoflive1@yahoo.com
uyi333@yahoo.com
chinweks22@yahoo.com
Clemcomputer@rocketmail.com
heftycullolipop@gmail.com
khorlynz@yahoo.com

I wish you the best ahead.
Thank you.

Ada9103:
Has anyone received a call from federal inland revenue service (FIRS) to come for an interview?

makydebbie:
Biko its 12 inches and above for me

Abi kingrex1

Piercedclit:
Nobody should test me PLEASE
I'm human

QueenSuccubus:




Some men tho... Juz keep saying HI... They don't even introduce their selves, they juz jump in the hole & asking "what are you wearing? "...I mean WTF, this mumu can't hide his konji.

Hassy4:
Are you writing for GETS If yes, study the engineering section very well, are you EE or chemical or mechanical engineering? Wch of dem dats ur area, practice dem so well. Cram their answers too if u can my brother. I swear, it helped me. Send me ur email lemme forward u d general test I screen shot. But I thought GETS are done with their test?

veronica23:
It's a FOUNDRY, ie. an Engineering coy. Google the meaning of 'foundry' to get more info.
Those that want to gate crash, no harm in trying.

ladypearl45:
I know here is seen as a joke arena. but let me try my luck. am an Aries born ND graduate processing my Hnd then managing a creche base in Enugu. I just pray to find someone out there who atleast put a smile on my face. atleast 28 and above 08065016797 just add me on whatsapp or give me a call. Hope to find that person I know here is seen as a joke arena. but let me try my luck. am an Aries born ND graduate processing my Hnd then managing a creche base in Enugu. I just pray to find someone out there who atleast put a smile on my face. atleast 28 and above 08065016797 just add me on whatsapp or give me a call. Hope to find that person

DeeTus:
That's old school. If you see a girl and liked her. Tell her that you like her type and you want to know her more and so, both of you can take it from there.

Ask her whether you are safe or not to carry on and if she's into modelling. Bam, you're in! Then give her your phone to type in her digits and then dial it to make sure you got the right number.

While having a smiley face, say it's nice to meet you and she'll say nice to meet you too. Then give her a lift or better still some money for transport. Believe me, she'll call you when she gets home because she's happy.

Say it's okay baby. Don't bother, I will call you tomorrow when I'm less busy.

Hey, I'm just telling you all these just to help you. Remember, it's been couple of months now since I approached a girl for friendship.

virus05:
Please whose up for review exchange? i need some fiverr reviews

lovelygurl:
Loool u had to c the way I rushed in here

sunvick:
All May born male and female jump in here and find your birthday mate.

May 22...buss me up please.

omoalayo:
That's nt how U say it ..U say, ammyluv2002, U re a rare beauty within and out... I can feel that in the way U talk.. I can understand that in the way U bear out Ur opinion here on nl..I wanna feel U..I wanna have U closer so U can design My life with prints of Ur true beauty ..can We talk on whtsap ...do contact Me nd I'll be very grateful ..
See wht She will say...

dollyjoy:
Actually, Marriage does not prevent men from cheating.

ekanDamie:
thanks. dis shii cray o

Loski26:
All these ret@rds flooding everywhere with their email and asking for Dragnet materials, is this how you clueless lot will work in a busy and demanding environment like First Bank?

Idiots! Click on the phocking Dropbox links and download the materials.


Your useless brains didn't tell you it's far easier, faster and convenient for someone to upload the materials to Dropbox and drop the link here so people can download than sending one by 9ne to you useless dumbfvvks?


Why are you people too stupid? Phocking go through the thread and download from as many Dropbox links as possible.


I go take am personal with any cretin that will drop his or her useless email here again.



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