Kai... these bots are just typing rubbish... 🤦🏾‍♂️.. Their programmer has hurriedly tried to change their programmed reply to this thread because if they replied in their usual manner by insulting Peter Obi in response it wouldnt make sense.

Whoever the programmer is should rest abeg.....im go tire 😂 ... these bots have been identified.

oskylabs:
Embarrassing to people with some level of shame and sanity. But these guys are utterly insane and shameless!

How low Nairaland has fallen. No wonder I no dey see those old highly cerebral posters anymore with their enlightening viewpoints. Gone are the days! 🤔

😂.. any thread with Tinubu or Peter Obi in the title sends these bots scurrying about typing their embarrassing autoreplies. 😂

oskylabs:
Be like your 30K neva finish?

The guy is really pained. E be like say na im program the bots 😂.. This Tinubu ronu miscreants media organisation really dey work overtime all for just 30k. 😲

I feel sorry for them. They have very very difficult jobs to do. Being paid peanuts to defend a clueless,failed intellectually deficient old man. 🤦🏾‍♂️

MossadAgent:


You are really daft you know that abi?

You are the daft one unfortunately and if you truly believe they aren't programmed bots then please I beg you in the name of whatever god you serve to go for a radical bilateral orchidectomy! That's where your balls are yanked off!

You shouldn't be allowed to reproduce. 😂 That would be a tragedy of unprecedented calamitous proportions.

Kukutente23:

They respond based on the title of the thread not the body.
They use keywords to formulate some jargons in praise or defence of Tinubu

And the likes on their posts are also likely autogenerated initially. 😂

#BringBackBuhari 😂

Him sef go follow abi? 😂

Kukutente23:

Stop giving that dude too much credit
That guy is a clown who does not have a quarter of the intelligence nor skill required to make bots

😂...No be lie! That one olodoism is unprecedented! 🤔

rosebowl01:
When you criticize the Yorubas with all these lengthy arguments, what about the people in numerous other countries—like India, South Africa, Uganda, Malaysia, Ghana, and Kenya—who have accused your people of similar issues? Do you see a pattern here, or are you determined to portray yourselves as victims at all costs?

I do appreciate that you've acknowledged some of the negative traits within your community. We have our own issues as well. However, no Yoruba person would claim to be a victim while openly disrespecting the very people in whose land they reside. Igbos are not a victim. You respect them, they claim they own you or you are a coward, you attack them they start calling for United Nations, Unicef, beating chests, etc. The way people around the world respond to your community is often a reaction to certain undesirable behaviors. That said, I agree that we don't always recognize the positive aspects of your community as much as we should.

I appreciate your wisdom and maturity. Let's not forget, most of this bile is all online. All of us on this forum have very best friends from both tribes offline and will defend those friends with our last blood.
Our people intermarry like kilode.. 😂 It tells you in real life its a different ball game. Let's project that.

And please, yorubas should stop tribalising our criticisms of Tinubu. We don't do it out of disdain. Many do though and we are trying to stop such attitude of hate.

It's tragic when the consequences of Tinubus policies are NON TRIBALISTIC , affecting all tribes BUT then criticisms of those policies are seen as TRIBALISTIC !

DeepSight:


I am gobsmacked! I actually thought they were one person . . . but bots? ? ? ? ! ! ! Dayuuuum!

They are programmed to extol Tinubu and his govt here. I suspect those who programmed them are being payed monthly.

One of them writes very much like helinues. I suspect he may be the one behind these monikers

trutharena:
Tinubu showing that he’s not just a figurehead but a true leader ready to stand up for the people. This is what we need, a president who fights for our interests!

😂 😂 Bot 4

Salewa97:
Tinubu dey show dem how e be when leader get sense. No be to dey make noise, but to act. APC go fit shine for Nigeria and Lagos under him watch. Na so we go take move forward, no time for wahala!

Are you a bot? 😂

Kukutente23:
Bot 1

😂 😂.... many folks don't even know there are bots programmed to reply threads. Just type certain keywords to trigger them 😂


Seun Osewa, this isn't proper. Is the engagement here so bad you have to program bots to reply to posts? And they are programmed to praise Tinubu and vilify Peter Obi.

This is shameful if you ask me. If you have no idea they exist then it seems you are losing control with certain individuals here running riot with these programs.

It's sad that this govt has failed and gets regular knocks here from most Nigerians and in order to balance the views out you employ bots to give counter opinions.

It says a lot about the dearth of cerebral engagement on this platform. And that is because you and your mods allow tribal bigots to run amok here scaring away responsible posters.

Please kill these bots! They are downright annoying and irritating.
Cheers.

DevilsEqual:


Who hates on his Inferior?

Why would i hate on a group that depends on me for survival?

A group I gave a thriving business environment, A large customer base and even allowed you to acculturate into my society. In fact, its people need to take my name and learn my language to be widely accepted

A group that has its largest population away from home in my base despite not sharing no geo-boundaries whatsoever with me.

Same group i care so less about that i hardly move there in my tens.

Is that the same group I will hate on? Its like say the U.S is hating on Trinidad


As for the other illogical assumptions u made, I once advocated that all Prof of logic in all Eastern Uni should be sacked as its 100% glaring that most of u have deformed logical reasoning

When you are done ranting go pay rent to your igbo landlord.. 😂 ..

Now let me indulge and school you since i've got some free time.. you sound like you are quite young...GenZ is what I think you guys call yourselves these days.

The igbos ONLY lost a war...NOT what makes them igbo. That does NOT make them Inferior to anyone INFACT, it is a testament to their tenacity and balls of steel that they fought a 3 year war with the rest of the country that had massive military and financial aid from several world super powers at the time while the igbo got little military and financial aide with support that was largely "mouthed" and "in spirit" from their far smaller allies. 😂


In spite of all, they rose from the ashes like a phoenix and built back their pre war wealth all from a wicked £20 policy- one that saw each igbo get twenty pounds to start life no matter what you had in your account before the war.

Even if you had 1 million pounds, that money was gone and £20 pounds handed to you. This was the brain child of Awolowo.

You come from a region that is not significantly better than the North in several basic human indices and you have the balls to spew this funny crap? 😂 Infact, the high rankings the south west gets here and there is because of Lagos.

Technically, you DONT OWN LAGOS.... never have! Except the land you donated. Remove Lagos, the South West is a hellhole. Ibadan is one giant cesspit... and you know it.

Take an aerial view of Ibadan and compare to its counterpart, Enugu... the difference is clear to even stevie wonder.

Lagos was FCT... its present development is no surprise. It houses a host of FG institutions and public infrastructure, a major international airport and the ONLY VIABLE SEAPORTS that are extremely important to the igbo for the type of businesses they do.

Its like the Bwari people of the FCT waking up tomorrow to scream themselves hoarse that THEY BUILT AND OWN ABUJA. I'm sure you already see and hear how ridiculously funny it sounds. 😂


If you want to see businesses built with blood, sweat and tears, look to the igbos.

The igbos lost a war and lost the platform from which to build monopolistic wealth, the type of wealth that empowers very few individuals due to their connection to the seat of power.. Dangote, Adenuga,Otedola etc... resulting in a spectrum of extremely wealthy and extremely poor individuals.

In the south east due to lack of such a platform, they are constrained to creating their own system of solid, deeply rooted businesses in all areas called the "apprenticeship" system.
One man trains 4 boys or more.. each of those boys do the same creating an exponential wealth building system.

For the above reason wealth in igbo land is MORE EVENLY spread... you hardly find wind ranges. This system creates independent men who do not know the way to Abuja.
This entrepreneurial nature gave rise to an igbo saying " igbo eweghi Eze", figuratively translated as "the igboman has no king".... he is a king on his own.

The yoruba are a great people but when it comes to business you are NO MATCH for the igbo.
Igboland is landlocked UNFORTUNATELY and just like the rest of the country have been plagued with our own share of corrupt,greedy and wicked leaders.

Politically, they are no match to the other 2 major groups because they are busy SURVIVING.... what they've essentially been doing since the war ended in 1970. That has been their bane because the other two groups knowing the igbo are not interested in politics,use it all the time to cheat and oppress them.

Remove Lagos then compare both regions. Be objective. Which of the two looks like where A SINGLE BULLET WASNT SHOT during the 3 year civil war? 😂

Abeg rest! 😂

If the Rivers and Akwa ibom State governments in partnership with the FG can establish deep seaports in their respective regions, a lot of the igbo would leave Lagos. The insults from the yorubas are getting too much.

But, In all fairness to the yorubas, hausas and any other group hosting the igbo, i know they can be quite a handful. Like Chinua Achebe said, the igbo are LOUD and ARROGANT with a propensity to CHEST BEATwhich their hosts find insulting and frankly very irritating.

I don't blame them at all. These are attitudes the igbo must curb and learn to live without.
They allow the success from their industrious and enterprising nature get in their heads.

I would implore any group hosting to try see and embrace their positives. Just like they apply their "go getter" spirit to building legit, impactful projects, so millions of them use those qualities for bad.

They are admonished everyday by their leaders to purge themselves of such criminal elements. 😎

Ibrahimcoomasie:

Lol. What disservice? You people Sha want to turn Nairaland to your echo chamber. Do we produce such bikes in Nigeria? Where are you cargo-ing the bike from. Do you manufacture such specialized bikes in your village? From this post, I can tell that you are likely a member of the headless mob gang aka Obidients. Abeg. Let's be playing opposition politics with sense.

But that same bike would be delivered in one week seamlessly if your clueless president requested it for his useless pursuit of phantom investors. 😂 😂

🤦🏾‍♂️ 🤦🏾‍♂️.. I don't understand how this watery attempt at an explanation makes sense to some people.

Reasonable folks are asking how the federation is claiming long delivery times for an olympic bicycle that is not a "custom built luxury vehicle" that needs Preordering.

Additionally, why can't a government sports federation ask for "swift express delivery" based on urgent prevailing circumstances even if it means paying more to the manufacturer or retailer.

Daft defenders of the TINUBUVERSE in their usual, assured idiocy are justifying this silly explanation.

😂 😂... chai..... yet these Batidiots were masturbating all over the place the day Tinubu issued his funny 'sell crude directly to Dangote' order.


We asked critical questions these dunces are yet to answer till today chief of which is

WHERE IS, WHAT or WHICH OIL IS TO BE SUPPLIED DIRECTLY TO DANGOTE IN THE FIRST PLACE?
The undrilled one which has already been used to service loans more than 50% of which will end up in private pockets ? 😂

Imagine buying your own crude oil from FOREIGN companies AT A MARK UP despite the PIA backed ability of NUPRC to set prices..... 😂

If they explain Nigeria to you the first time and you understand it perfectly, then they didn't explain it well to you.

Nigeria, indeed is a crime scene!
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You don't need a soothsayer to know the Tinubu family are part of the cabal. Why is Mele Kyari still in office 1 year after the jester in Aso Rock took office?

A man who has been repeatedly fingered in the rot going on in NNPC.

A decisive and honest leader in a bid to show his people he means business in addressing the rot in the oil sector would have immediately commenced cleaning house by firing Kyari.

Why did it take Dangote having to cry and wail on national TV for the joker president to "intervene"? They think we are all fools. 😂

An honest president who means well for this country would be looking foward to the opening of that refinery even more than Dangote himself, readily at the beck and call of the business mogul.

For kyari to still be in office tells me its either of 2 things..

1. The man is very powerful and knows where all the bodies are buried and an attempt to sack or even cage him in some way may upturn the apple cart.
OR
2. He is part and parcel of this "cabal" or a powerful ally whose 'support' is CRUCIAL for the successful fleecing of Nigerians by this cabal.

Oga, has Dangote started receiving crude? 😂

Criminals... sacrificed 50% of their 1 million naira basic salary while their 30 million naira + allowances remain untouched for them and their side chicks! 😂

So you all sacrificed millions of naira to get into the Senate and house only to earn 1 million naira?? 😂

Nigerians are docile sha otherwise by now your heads should be rolling on the floor.

Kobojunkieee:
Because, as he previously explained, it amounts to putting the cart before the horse.

2. To create jobs, he has to first fix the economy which he has brought to its knees in just one year of his anti-business and anti-people policies. All these audio jobs he claims to have created in the last year are nowhere to be seen because the economic problems he created amount to a back hole that sucks up all such efforts revealing their meaninglessness.

3. I suggest you engage your medulla oblongata before it is too late!

Na you get time reply these moronic simpletons... . 😂.. this was the reason I left Nairaland eons ago... I no understand wetin carry me come back.

Kobojunkie, compare this forum of today to nairaland of 2005 to 2010... the worst of us then would best the wisest of today.

The quality of posters has seriously reduced. Look at the fellow called helinues... who appears to be their "starboy" today.. I look at him and shake my head. In the old days, a fellow like him would be drowned out in the sea of wisdom flowing then. 🤦🏾‍♂️


I don't want to blame our falling standard of education solely but also Seuns inability to curb tribalism and hate on this platform.

It ended up ridding this site of its most cerebral members!

Where are Jakumo? Pazienza? Texazpette?? Dayokanu, Laudate and co? Naptu ( though he came later)is the only one I see hanging around. I'm even surprised you kobo still dey here sef... 🤦🏾‍♂️

trutharena:
Na wa o, it’s like the spirit of protest don waka pass South East. People dey fear to stand up for their rights, instead dem dey sit down dey look like say dem no get sense.

People wey siddon dey chop nkwobi, down am with better red wine.. oga face front Jo!

We no dey protest... this Tinubu govt favour us well well. 😂

Omoawoke:


I can bet she’s not Yoruba

With that thick yoruba accent? 😂 Delusional cretins! No worry, una body must reach ground.

Nice one but let them not be destructive! Protest in peace please!