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obynoses:
How can the governor stoop so low to cut a rabbit? If you had say dt d governor killed him with pistol den d lie wud hv had a sucrose test. But d pix above is mere falacy. I know fayose,he doesn't use matchers but better insecticides for insects like d one lying down on d stretcher.

the report says Fayoses thug!, numbsckull. ode

yea, up Gunnerz

#COYGz

[quote author=echobee post=30125912]Chisosssssss . Dem don share me finish

Sunny360:
Rosickkkkyyyyy makes it 3 for Arsenal!
*Shout out 2 gooners in da house*

Waa Gbayi jare

xynerise:
Don't worry about Echobee. I will share with her after I poisoned it

U knw I told you its gonna end 4 goals to 1.

in other news, guy abt @echobee, emmm make we see after the match nah

echobee:
How u know my name? . We re winning this match

yea babe we are.

COYGz

echobee:
Forget the guy joooor
Where is fredooooooo and chimpanze?

@Lola: abi you too don dey vex ni nor worry I go buy ur special drink for Arsenals celebrations tonite at the HUB. Dont run away ooo #hugz

xynerise:
Now you are sounding like the true son of your father. Give me a bottle of refined Zobo

zobo dey outdated nah guy, 3 alomo and 1 big bottle of orijin for you. make sure u share with echobeee, fine girl.

xynerise:
Quote the "Shut up" I told you.

If you see "Shatap" then you really need a humourtherapy

See I got no issues with you, just mind the way you address people.

"shatap" and "shut up" are son of same mother.

In another news, what beer do u drink cos I wan buy u some by 7pm when we don win 4goals to 1

caprini1:
Oga he was just kidding with u...haba!

brother, I appreciate the fact that he was just kidding, why tell me to shut up?, there are more civil ways of doing things.

I am sorry buh never tell me shut-up just because we sharing our views.5

xynerise:


Seriously, go and find your sense of humour.
See why I don't watch football with antelopes

Ur elders are antelopes, tell dt to them at home. senseless idiot

xynerise:
My friend shatap!!!. You know nothing about football

See this stupid idiot telling his elder bro to shut up. Go home and talk to your elders that way and quit looking for cheap attention. Stop being idiotic #asshole

xynerise:
Na Brighton o. Shame no dey catch some people. Tufia!!!

Yea we know, ask some how it feels to lose againt Bradford fc.
Wonder why you guys dont face ur biz

Kingscee:
Arsenal sucks

Arsenal sucks cos the team is winning or otherwise?

boss1310:
you mean the current sexiest tv personalities?
if so you may be right but if you are talking about the sexiest ever no woman had men drooling like the lady that worked for AIT's lunch show in the late 90's.she married Richard Mofe Damijo i have forgotten her name though.that lady is beautiful and most people who watched her show have no interest in the show but her

Shes late M.E.E Mofe Damijo, a very pretty beautiful woman.

more picturesand for how much will it fly?

I guess the poster was so much in a hurry to employ a store keeper/ sales analyst with a year of experience that he forgot the link to send the application

We already know, like some years back.

this is from his twitter handle @MunaObiekwe

the guy said his death is rumor and that he is hale and hearty

742e1029, I have over 7year experience in logistics and warehouse management. Please add me

Yea its a nice place to work in. Are you being employed to wrk in Abuja?

FTC things

Dear mom,
Like every normal girl, I was excited about marriage right from my
childhood days. I never thought beyond the time that I would spend
happily with my prince charming.
But today when I am married, I realize that marriage is not all roses.
It’s not just about being with your beloved and having a gala time.
There is so much more to it. It comes with its own share of
responsibilities, duties, sacrifices and compromises.
I can’t wake up anytime I want to.
I am expected to be up and ready before everyone else in the family.
I can’t laze around in my pyjamas throughout the day.
I am expected to be presentable every time.
I can’t just go out anytime I want to.
I am expected to be sensitive to the needs of the family.
I just can’t hit the bed anytime I want to.
I am expected to be active and around the family.
I can’t expect to be treated like a princess but am supposed to take
care of everyone else in the family.
And then I think to myself, ‘why did I get married at all?’ I was happier
with you, mom. Sometimes I think of coming back to you and getting
pampered again.
I want to come home to my favourite food cooked by you every evening
after a nice outing with friends. I want to sleep on your laps like I have
no worry in this world. But then I suddenly realize, had you not got
married and made such sacrifices in your life, I wouldn’t have had so
many wonderful memories to hang on to. And suddenly, the purpose of
all this becomes clear- to return the same comfort, peace and
happiness to my new family that I got from you.
And I am sure that as time would pass, I would start loving this life
equally as you do. Thank you mom for all the sacrifices and
compromises you made. They give me the strength to do the same.
Love you.
It's an excellent article for all daughters.
In honour of all ladies in NL

This Is How Most Babes Now Use Relationships To Ply Their Trade.
You 'll Love It.
*********************************
Tina cuts Ola in,
she feels that instead of always giving Ola fish, she will have to tutor
her on how to catch the fish, especially in the neighbourhood.
She now seems to have a great idea.
*TINA: Don't you know that most of the time, when you collect money
from these boys and immediately give them congo to shine, you end up
losing out on the bigger package?
Relax... There are better ways to do it.
*OLA: Bu..but, they come straight-forward na,, they come asking for it
straight,, you know all these boys. They re so blunt.
*TINA: Relax jooor,,, don't be a juu-girl. See eh,, it's just simple. When
a guy comes trying to play blunt eh,, just cut him short and let him
know that you will have to "Get To Know Him first". That way, ur game
would be set. # nods_head
*OLA: A guy comes asking for osho, you re telling him about getting to
know him? #bursts_into_lafter Hahahaha
*TINA: Keep on laughing, later you ll be disturbing me to tell you how I
get so much money and gifts from my guys.
*OLA: # holds_laff ,,, ok... Okk, sorry,, but you know its complicated nau,,,
Any guy you tell that will not agree na,,, they go even apply more
pressure,,, You know guys na.
*TINA: Comot there jooor,,, don't you know that it's a way to form
DECENT BABE for guys? Once you tell them say you can't hook up with
a guy u don't know, they 'll respect you sharp sharp. U no know?
*OLA: Ohhh, So, the whole game is all about appearing as a decent
babe to him?
*TINA: Before nko?... You no know before ?
See eehh, runs get level,,, And na smart babes get this format I wan
teach you so.
You dey listen?
*OLA: ehee,,, ehee,,, Tell me abeg,, tell me ooO,,,, Ma body don dey hot,
hehe
*TINA: Ok.... See eeh,,, When a guy wey you feel say hold some cash,
come to toast you unto that congo way na,,, ehee,,, Make you just talk
to am as if him don commit one big forbidden crime like that. Make am
to know say you no be babe wey him go just start to dey talk to like
that,,,, infact, if you fit vex, make u vex wella,,, but eh, no over-do
things ooO.
*OLA: Ahh,,,, Ahh,,,, What of if him come lose interest na?
*TINA: Him no fit,,, he go just respect you kpatakpata,,, Those kind
guys dey like babes wey them see as decent babes.
And na on top those kind babes them dey spend pass.
*OLA: You don't mean it !!! ... Eehhhee, .... And wetin next ?
*TINA: When you don whine him head finish,,, him go come come down,
and start to dey see you unto that level of decent babe wey u don
package urself give am ehh,,, Na there work start ooO,,,
*OLA: Wonderful.... Tell me more abeg...
*TINA:: Haaah,,, Ola, you go pay for this lecture ooO,,, hehehe,,, Ok na,,,
After you don on am keep,, him go wan toast you, make you be him
girl,,
No try to play Hard-to-Get.
Just gree.
But give am condition say you no go come him house FOR THE FIRST
THREE MONTHS OF THE RELATIONSHIP.
*OLA: Hhheeeeeyyyyy !!!,,,,
*TINA: Wetin?.... Na the job be that na,,, If you no put boundaries,,, him
go just chop Osho-free, break door comot,,,, So you got to wise up.
*OLA: But how him go dey give you money? As you no dey give am the
thing na?
*TINA: Na to give am hope na,,, You be children?
Within the first month, you go just forge one family or school problem
wey you get, give am bill.
Na So You Go Dey Give Am Bill Through Out That Three Months ooO,,,,
Sooteyy, you go see say him go don spend pass wetin him for spend if
to say you give an osho that time, collect money.
You no see say money dey this package pass?
Imagine say you hold like 5 guys for this kind work,,, Your own never
better?
*OLA: Ahhhhh,, Tini baebeeyyY !!!... This your runs package na fire
ooO,,, O boy!
*TINA: I just dey look you since na,,, you just dey collect change from
these boys.
See Tunde, that short guy... Ehee, him never see anything chop ooO,
but him just credit my account with 10k this morning.
*OLA: Huuhhh,,, teeeennn wettiinn?
*TINA: Dey there,,, If you no sabi form decent babe for some Naija guys
eeehh,,, Na that time you go see say them stingy die.
But if you just dey package yourself unto the levels of babe wey too dey
go evening fellowship for church,, wey no dey like man, and.. and all
those good good girls parole eehhh,,, You go see say some guys brain
na akamu.
*OLA: BaabbeyyY,,, I dey telllsss yhu,,, Chai,,, See package ooO.
I just dey sleep since oooooOOO
--------------- Cuts--------------
Guys,
Share your experience, if u can relate with this drama.

kramer:
I don't know.. I think he must have done or said something to piss them off. How did he 'disclose his identity' . Was he bragging about who he was and how he can't be arrested ni? We can't judje untill he hear from the police themselves

Hear from which police?, the Nigerian police?
its either you aint in nigeria or you just want to make fun!, hear from them my foot!

I will advise that men should marry first a woman with a very good xter, with these come all other pecks. Marry a woman who lacks respect for you and all that you stand for, all because she is pretty she will burn you like a fiery furnance.
#iwa rere ni eso eniyan

sorry i have to drop this before hugging my pillow
LISTEN_UP!!!
1– The way to a man’s heart is no longer his
stomach but the quality of your brain.
2– If your man must be Tall, Dark and Handsome
then be ready to be the 2nd best because what
you desire, others’ seek too.
3– If you allow your parents’ pressure push you
into marriage, you may end up a single mom.
4. A man that slaps you before marriage will build a
boxing ring after marriage. Guess who his
opponent will be – YOU!
5– If what attracted him to you are your booty and
the sexy legs you flaunted, the contents of your
brain had better keep him, else, there are too many
well-rounded and bigger booties waiting to snatch
him away.
6– Men love sex, at least 95% that I’m aware of.
To him, if you can’t continue, don’t start! If you
start, don’t stop! Be careful!
7– If he doesn’t discuss future plans with you in
the picture, he just want a fling, take note!
8– Even when you trust each other, a little jealousy
reminds him that you care.
9– Men love a listener.No matter how much you
want your opinion to push through, listen to his
details and don’t counter it.
10– When you are already living with him before
marriage, he won’t propose quickly.!
11– Don’t waste your years waiting for an
unserious man to propose just because his parents
love you, you are going to be married
and live with him, not his parents.
12– When you seek his advice, you make him feel
more of a man than he is.
13– Your encouragement or concern about his
career or job works faster than listening to a
motivational tape.
14- An engagement ring isn’t an assurance for
marriage, it could possibly make you his regular
sex-mate.
It has happened to many, you better learn Have a
change of heart,
HOPE I SPOKE WELL