The weather is now too hurt for people to take common jokes anymore? First it was a slap now armed attack, hope next it would not be a sniper or suicide bomb attack. This Putin and Buhari don dey reach everybody like this o

MangekyoAlt:
The CIA in collaboration with their British lapdogs and their Ukrainian puppets, have started making moves to eliminate some of Putin's oligarchs to cause a commotion amongst them, since their sanctions didn't faze them at all. They expected Putin's oligarchs to dispose him off after the sanctions they meted on them. But it seems they sanctions didn't faze them at all. They all have realized that Investing in Britain was a very bad move, and have even stood with Putin in solidarity. Whatever the USA planned to achieve by poisoning these old men who did nothing wrong, I call upon them to abandons such doomed pans, lift the undeserved sanctions, seek for their forgiveness, and thereafter, engage in serious diplomatic discussions with them. Anything short of that would only anger Russia, thereby adding fuel to the fire.

Are you for real?
Both people on the divide, Russian and Ukrainian alike were supposedly poisoned, and you blame the West. Guess you did not read the story before commenting.

Antoeni:
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People were just observing the post without saying anything�
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Then a guy commented and said DM�
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The lady thanked him�....
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One day the lady called the guy and asked for a date, he agreed and they went to a fancy restaurant.
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They developed strong feelings for each other
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Then the lady surprised him with a brand new Ferrari and she took the guy to Australia and they got married
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MORAL OF THE LESSON : I need N5000 urgently

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Darkmode64:
Who cares, lol

Another cultist spotted

illicit:
She got less than what she deserved....

Cultist spotted.

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• Prepare documentations and specifications
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• Profile server resource usage, optimize and tweak as necessary
• Collaborate with other team members and stakeholders
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Job Description
We are looking for an experienced MySQL database administrator who will be responsible for ensuring the performance, availability, and security of clusters of MySQL instances. You will also be responsible for orchestrating upgrades, backups, and provisioning of database instances. You will also work in tandem with the other teams, preparing documentations and specifications as required.
Responsibilities
• Provision MySQL instances, both in clustered and non-clustered configurations
• Ensure performance, security, and availability of databases
• Prepare documentations and specifications
• Handle common database procedures, such as upgrade, backup, recovery, migration, etc.
• Profile server resource usage, optimize and tweak as necessary
• Collaborate with other team members and stakeholders
Skills and Qualifications
• Strong proficiency in MySQL database management
• Decent experience with recent versions of MySQL
• Understanding of MySQL’s underlying storage engines, such as InnoDB and MyISAM
• Experience with replication configuration in MySQL
• Knowledge of de-facto standards and best practices in MySQL
• Proficient in writing and optimizing SQL statements
• Knowledge of MySQL features, such as its event scheduler
• Ability to plan resource requirements from high level specifications
• Familiarity with other SQL/NoSQL databases such as PostgreSQL, MongoDB, etc. {{if required}}
• Knowledge of limitations in MySQL and their workarounds in contrast to other popular relational databases
• Proficient understanding of code versioning tools such as Git / Mercurial / SVN

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Interested professionals should possess one or various of the underlying skill-sets with proven and verifiable links to their proficiency(s) of choice;
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Righteousness2:
Not Suprised one bit!
Nothing comes as a Suprise in these End times..
Inquity will abound
Scriptures Must be Fulfilled..

What's wrong with it according to scriptures?

.lack of concentration because you were leading after just 8 minutes??....hmmm.. the bane of the black man when playing against foreign opposition, over-confidence.

Dem say Atiku son don go another clinic o...

donbachi:
Which one atiku son come dey use?..abi na me no get sense?

KaideeGee:
Is it just me or does 2020 seem like a really bad year

It's just you bro...it's just you.

Why?....why do husbands always blame their wives when issues arise in the house? A man is not in charge of his home and the next thing to do is blame the woman, what is that all about?
The problem with the society is a reflection of the failure of the 'Home', the dysfunctional structure being perpetuated by 'equality' in responsibility. The success of the home starts from everyone knowing their place; the man is the head of the house, yes, and he must live up to that responsibility, period!!

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Application closes on Friday, 31 January, 2020

A .NET Developer is needed to oversee the Logic layer, and general front-end infrastructure of an already existing application
Ability to develop web APIs is also a requirement for consideration.

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Application closes on Friday, 31 January, 2020

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For project financing- You can access up to 200 million in loans, as a new client.

These loans are for people who have collateral to give... House or anyother high valued asset's. ...

Our interest rate is a flat 15% per annum for amounts less than 100million...
....from 100 million to 200million it's 13.5% ..

For asset evaluation:...
One passport photo, one cheque slip not signed, means of ID card photo copy, utility bill photo copy, house or office rent receipt photo copy, then search and valuation fees...and transport fee and hotel fee because the evaluation job will take 3days.

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Poverty mentality

My advice, let him go on hols with friends or relatives, let him sleep out... and see what happens, or invite his friends for a night out...it would stop, trust me.

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Just saw this post and think it would make an interesting watch.

A purpoted Yahoo boy(Dayo) barking like a chiuahua and vomiting blood.

Watch video here

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=938230649857765&id=488083231539178

Ijaycool:
After watching the video I drew some conclusions

1. Kemi insulted the Senator. She called him 'drunk, Stupid'
2. Oga Senator was drunk and very stupid.
3. Oga Elisha use to fvck Kemi, very well.
4. Kemi stopped giving it to Oga Elisha.
5. He is a 41 seconds man, so he needs intimacy toys.
6. He came in with 3 girls, without excort because he was coming from a club, drunk and Hot. He chooses 3 cuz he wants to make Kemi jealous.
7. One of the 3 porn-starz vomited because she was drunk too.
8. Kemi was irritated, cuz these porn-starz doesn't know how to give it to Oga, she dey jealous them but she had her head high. So she didn't show any signs of sympathy to the vomiting oloshoo
9. Elijah couldn't get Kemi jealous so he got even more irritated. He couldn't touch Kemi cuz she knows too much about him
10. Kemi friend come put mouth, so he unleashed his anger on the friend.

End of the story

kiddoiLL:
I aint a fan of Headnut but you went to someone's page, his means of hustle, went there to criticize what he put his time to do, the means for him to make his money, you kicked it down with your words, someone's hustle, that is legit, something we know can affect his fanbase or number of audience, which will in return affect his means of income, and you expect him to sit back and not come for your head?
I can only say you got what you deserve even though the said guy talks likes a kid.
you too, open IG, list your own top ten and put whoever you want as number one

You run your business on social media, expect people to follow you and like you and then expect them to clap and smile like zombies if you say or post something to which they have a contrary view?
I am shocked at people who go to the stream to wash and complain when you splash water at them. Kid-ults everywhere on social media.

Viral terrorism

What is that?

Sexymyrah:
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Drop your contact