but guy...chai!... you sabi I swear

Yugoslavia247:
See what you will do?

Increase her workload?

Change her position to the most difficult tasks.

Give her more work.

Increase the deductions for her salary.

When that is done.

Or simply pay her off. Take leave for 3 days.
Sack her by instructing the gate man to never allow her in or lose his job.

Let he gateman hand her the sack letter.

Over.

Pleasure is pleasure.
Job is job
If she thinks because of sex she can misbehave she will get sacked.

Better make make the warning clear. Tell her what is wrong with her.

Dem no dey waste time for this kind thing.

Na knack you knack.

If she no fit be matured show her the way out.


Dont be timid to her ooooo

Many gals here will support the gal because most of them don't think.
They feel sex means I can do anything.

Bro give am suspension. 2 weeks.

If she come again and do anyhow give am 1 week extra.

Because she will do same to you if situation was reversed.

If I am the owner of the company I can sack you not because you had sex but because you can't get your shit together. You should know what to do. You no rape am na.

Nigerian women really weaponize sex ooo.
To them na tool of control.
Manager you timid
Wey you for change for am.
Madam I bought you drinks. I paid for the whole stuff. You agreed now it is over. You are not acting well again. Better change or else I will treat you as disgruntled staff.


Staff that you vetted and employed. You toast am she gree. I am sure you gave her money.
No whine me oo. She wants to be able to determine how others are. I know the thing she wants. She wants to be able to sack her colleagues and show them that she is in control. Lool

Isolation
Isolate her from the group
Anyone found with her gossiping
1 week suspension straight.
They will avoid her like plague
Her power is in the group
Now no one will want to be a part of her plans or whatever she wants to share.
She will know you mean business.

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When dey say make una go school una say school na scam. How is number 6 mid table?
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Becos man u is a mid table club na[/quote]

So after then, if he is found guilty of impersonation, people like you would be okay at having an impersonator as president?
There are people with lesser crimes rotting away at our prisons

LegendHero:
Lol. This is the game Tinubu is playing:

—The final day for Atiku brief of argument at the Supreme Court is sept 28th.

—From what I’m seeing, Tinubu lawyers might file the reply that same 28th for this Chicago court and by then Atiku no go fit include any new evidence in his Supreme Court filing. Even tho technically, Supreme Court shouldn’t accept new evidence.

—After the 28th would have passed, Tinubu will now allow Chicago state to release his certificate and etc.

Like that Atiku could have wasted all his effort. People that are novice won’t understand Tinubu game.

Thank God they are not from any of the 3 major ethnic tribes in Nigeria, at least now we can appreciate individual excellence void of ethnic slur that is so predominant in Nairaland.

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
They didn't storm the church
Wrong and unquantized report

I'm in Benin city anyday anytime twice on Saturday...infact okhoro, upper lawani and eweka in Benin city is where I grew up in my family house

The headlines is misleading

They trailed his car
For your information it might have nothing to do with church things although the man is a pastor
It might be cult related fight because 98 percent of people here in Edo sate are confirmed and rugged including pastors, lecturers, politicians, native doctors and police officers
I sound funny right...but that is the truth

Bro relax..I'm a Bini by tribe. I Stay in Benin city...I know what am talking..every house hold or nuclear family in Benin city got more than six rugged people in it...not to talk of the extended family...even Edo girls love it..during my schooling in university of Benin I know more than ten uniben security personnel that are black axxe...yesterday I went to uselu to drink beer with my friends I was unable to spend more than 2 hours there...

No wonder the town looks like trash compared to other major cities like Lagos, Enugu, Kano, etc

totally true....

Your high level of intelligence is obviously exhibited when it has to do with abnormalities and social perversity. Tinubu has already lost in court, it remains for the judges to declare it so, while that remains to be seen, it nevertheless doesn't change the fact that is starring 'very intelligent' people like you in the face, who glory in injustice.

N3TRAL:
It's amusing when adults think like kids. To believe that Tinubu will lose in court must be associated with low IQ and emotional intelligence level.

Hope is not enough to stop Tinubu.

The Court of Appeal or the Supreme Court will not cancel the elections or declare another candidate winner.

Stop wasting your resources, keep your house together and fight back in 2027 at the polls.

if you had read the last two paragraphs of the report, maybe you would have understood women, but unfortunately it is obvious it is not only women you need to understand.

Draslo:
A feminist that requires a child without strings (marriage) to a man but still needs a man for his sperm is challenging the man for doing exactly what she needed the most so others like her won't find their comfort.



If I understand women make I bend.

On this one I am happy to be called a piggi-whatever. I stand with Buhari on this naira policy 100%. Thinking and agreeing with Ganduje or El-Rufai on any level on any matter is below me.

Siwisheswereesh:
I am just excited that this is not a North/South thing.

Most reasonable northerners are against Buhari.

Only piggiiddioootts are with Buhari at this time

Piggiddiiootts amaka

I pity those listening to all these nail fixing, hair fixing, eyelash fixing and butt fixing ladies giving marriage and relationship advise. If you are not in something, don't give advice on it. The fact that you are out of it shows you were naive all the while, while in it, so please kindly get off social media and go sort out the kids your foolish decisions are going to be taking a toll on.

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Officialgarri:

No matter how hurting it is for the nation's wealth, fuel subsidy is one of the few ways that the government is directly giving back to the people.

I still don't know how we were cajoled to protest against fuel subsidy in 2012 (perhaps except for the looting)

What do I mean? Take a look at the price of our deregulated diesel flying high at #810, 850 and above and see the harsh effect on food prices and cost of long journeys.

If Peter Obi has an alternative to fuel subsidy that the world doesn't know of, he should hint us. It would be disappointing to ride to victory using lies

If you had read the interview without bias, you would noticed where he said there was no equivalent to subsidy yet....

The weather is now too hurt for people to take common jokes anymore? First it was a slap now armed attack, hope next it would not be a sniper or suicide bomb attack. This Putin and Buhari don dey reach everybody like this o

MangekyoAlt:
The CIA in collaboration with their British lapdogs and their Ukrainian puppets, have started making moves to eliminate some of Putin's oligarchs to cause a commotion amongst them, since their sanctions didn't faze them at all. They expected Putin's oligarchs to dispose him off after the sanctions they meted on them. But it seems they sanctions didn't faze them at all. They all have realized that Investing in Britain was a very bad move, and have even stood with Putin in solidarity. Whatever the USA planned to achieve by poisoning these old men who did nothing wrong, I call upon them to abandons such doomed pans, lift the undeserved sanctions, seek for their forgiveness, and thereafter, engage in serious diplomatic discussions with them. Anything short of that would only anger Russia, thereby adding fuel to the fire.

Are you for real?
Both people on the divide, Russian and Ukrainian alike were supposedly poisoned, and you blame the West. Guess you did not read the story before commenting.

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Darkmode64:
Who cares, lol

Another cultist spotted

illicit:
She got less than what she deserved....

Cultist spotted.

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