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Celebrities / Re: Dave Chappelle ATTACKED By Armed Man On Stage In LA by pharoahs(m): 1:41pm On May 04
The weather is now too hurt for people to take common jokes anymore? First it was a slap now armed attack, hope next it would not be a sniper or suicide bomb attack. This Putin and Buhari don dey reach everybody like this o

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Roman Abramovich Suffered Suspected Poisoning At Russia-Ukraine Peace Talk by pharoahs(m): 5:49pm On Mar 28
MangekyoAlt:
The CIA in collaboration with their British lapdogs and their Ukrainian puppets, have started making moves to eliminate some of Putin's oligarchs to cause a commotion amongst them, since their sanctions didn't faze them at all. They expected Putin's oligarchs to dispose him off after the sanctions they meted on them. But it seems they sanctions didn't faze them at all. They all have realized that Investing in Britain was a very bad move, and have even stood with Putin in solidarity. Whatever the USA planned to achieve by poisoning these old men who did nothing wrong, I call upon them to abandons such doomed pans, lift the undeserved sanctions, seek for their forgiveness, and thereafter, engage in serious diplomatic discussions with them. Anything short of that would only anger Russia, thereby adding fuel to the fire.

Are you for real?
Both people on the divide, Russian and Ukrainian alike were supposedly poisoned, and you blame the West. Guess you did not read the story before commenting.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukraine: You’re Acting Like Bandits – Russia Tells US, Others by pharoahs(m): 9:08am On Mar 06
Antoeni:
A lady posted on her status saying she needs N1000 urgently�
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People were just observing the post without saying anything�
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Then a guy commented and said DM�
He DM'her asked for her acct details and sent her N1500� and told her to use the remaining N500 for herself �
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The lady thanked him�....
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One day the lady called the guy and asked for a date, he agreed and they went to a fancy restaurant.
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They developed strong feelings for each other
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Then the lady surprised him with a brand new Ferrari and she took the guy to Australia and they got married
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MORAL OF THE LESSON : I need N5000 urgently

Are you a lady?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Admin Officer Needed Urgently by pharoahs(m): 5:09pm On Dec 29, 2021
A NIN Registration Agent company is in need of an Administrative officer for immediate employment. Applicant must be computer-savvy and should reside around the Meiran-Ijaiye/Alagbado area in Lagos state.

Remuneration: Basic Salary + Commission
Work hours: Mon -Sat; 8am-6pm.

For application enquiry, send WhatsApp message (ONLY) to 08142877308
Jobs/Vacancies / Business Executive Officers Needed Urgently by pharoahs(m): 4:56pm On Dec 29, 2021
A NIN Registration Agent company is in need of Business Executive officers for immediate employment. Applicant must be computer-savvy and should reside around the Meiran-Ijaiye/Alagbado area in Lagos state.

Remuneration: Basic Salary + Commission
Work hours: Mon -Fri; 8am-6pm. Saturdays: 10am - 6pm

For application enquiry, send WhatsApp message (ONLY) to 08142877308
Crime / Re: Perry The Tiktok Girl Speaks Out After She Was Beaten By Cultists In Edo (Video) by pharoahs(m): 9:38am On Oct 12, 2021
Darkmode64:
Who cares, lol

Another cultist spotted
Crime / Re: Perry The Tiktok Girl Speaks Out After She Was Beaten By Cultists In Edo (Video) by pharoahs(m): 9:37am On Oct 12, 2021
illicit:
She got less than what she deserved....

Cultist spotted.

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Business / Database Administrator Vacancy In An Accounting Firm by pharoahs(m): 12:39pm On Feb 10, 2021
Job Description
We are looking for an experienced MySQL database administrator who will be responsible for ensuring the performance, availability, and security of clusters of MySQL instances. You will also be responsible for orchestrating upgrades, backups, and provisioning of database instances. You will also work in tandem with the other teams, preparing documentations and specifications as required.
Responsibilities
• Provision MySQL instances, both in clustered and non-clustered configurations
• Ensure performance, security, and availability of databases
• Prepare documentations and specifications
• Handle common database procedures, such as upgrade, backup, recovery, migration, etc.
• Profile server resource usage, optimize and tweak as necessary
• Collaborate with other team members and stakeholders
Skills and Qualifications
• Strong proficiency in MySQL database management
• Decent experience with recent versions of MySQL
• Understanding of MySQL’s underlying storage engines, such as InnoDB and MyISAM
• Experience with replication configuration in MySQL
• Knowledge of de-facto standards and best practices in MySQL
• Proficient in writing and optimizing SQL statements
• Knowledge of MySQL features, such as its event scheduler
• Ability to plan resource requirements from high level specifications
• Familiarity with other SQL/NoSQL databases such as PostgreSQL, MongoDB, etc. {{if required}}
• Knowledge of limitations in MySQL and their workarounds in contrast to other popular relational databases
• Proficient understanding of code versioning tools such as Git / Mercurial / SVN

Interested applicants should send their CVs to: amplitudenigeria@gmail.com
Jobs/Vacancies / Database Administrator Vacancy In An Accounting Firm by pharoahs(m): 12:07pm On Feb 10, 2021
Job Description
We are looking for an experienced MySQL database administrator who will be responsible for ensuring the performance, availability, and security of clusters of MySQL instances. You will also be responsible for orchestrating upgrades, backups, and provisioning of database instances. You will also work in tandem with the other teams, preparing documentations and specifications as required.
Responsibilities
• Provision MySQL instances, both in clustered and non-clustered configurations
• Ensure performance, security, and availability of databases
• Prepare documentations and specifications
• Handle common database procedures, such as upgrade, backup, recovery, migration, etc.
• Profile server resource usage, optimize and tweak as necessary
• Collaborate with other team members and stakeholders
Skills and Qualifications
• Strong proficiency in MySQL database management
• Decent experience with recent versions of MySQL
• Understanding of MySQL’s underlying storage engines, such as InnoDB and MyISAM
• Experience with replication configuration in MySQL
• Knowledge of de-facto standards and best practices in MySQL
• Proficient in writing and optimizing SQL statements
• Knowledge of MySQL features, such as its event scheduler
• Ability to plan resource requirements from high level specifications
• Familiarity with other SQL/NoSQL databases such as PostgreSQL, MongoDB, etc. {{if required}}
• Knowledge of limitations in MySQL and their workarounds in contrast to other popular relational databases
• Proficient understanding of code versioning tools such as Git / Mercurial / SVN

Interested applicants should send their CVs to: amplitudenigeria@gmail.com
Career / Digital And Tele-marketing Professionals Needed For Immediate Engagement by pharoahs(m): 1:31pm On Feb 08, 2021
We are a marketing agency based in Lagos and in need of Digital marketing and Tele-marketing professionals for immediate full-time employment for our client who is into Training Solution development and integration for professionals.
Interested professionals should possess one or various of the underlying skill-sets with proven and verifiable links to their proficiency(s) of choice;
1. Content Writing
2. Graphic Design
3. Social Media(FAcebook, Instagram, Linked-in, Whatsapp) Marketing, ADs, and Leads generating skills
4. SEO professionals
5. Telemarketing and Cold calling skill
6. Email marketing know-how
7. 3D Animation
8. Video production professionals

Remuneration: Very attractive monthly salary (with mouth-watering performance based bonuses)

Interested applicants should click on the google form link below and fill the application form.
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScWJeZLStvG1BQ-XKQV5loM4Owlkc1ZCvQAYNuNRd6HDdqvTA/viewform?usp=pp_url

Jobs/Vacancies / Digital And Tele-marketing Professionals Needed For Immediate Engagement by pharoahs(m): 1:20pm On Feb 08, 2021
We are Marketing Agency based in Lagos and in need of Digital marketing and Tele-marketing professionals for immediate full-time employment for our client who is into Training Solution development and integration for professionals.
Interested professionals should possess one or various of the underlying skill-sets with proven and verifiable links to their proficiency(s) of choice;
1. Content Writing
2. Graphic Design
3. Social Media(FAcebook, Instagram, Linked-in, Whatsapp) Marketing, ADs, and Leads generating skills
4. SEO professionals
5. Telemarketing and Cold calling skill
6. Email marketing know-how
7. 3D Animation
8. Video production professionals

Remuneration: Very attractive monthly salary (with mouth-watering performance based bonuses)

Interested applicants should click on the google form link below and fill the application form.
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScWJeZLStvG1BQ-XKQV5loM4Owlkc1ZCvQAYNuNRd6HDdqvTA/viewform?usp=pp_url

Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Marries Twin Sisters Because They Can’t Live Without Each Other by pharoahs(m): 4:15pm On Jan 10, 2021
Righteousness2:
Not Suprised one bit!
Nothing comes as a Suprise in these End times..
Inquity will abound
Scriptures Must be Fulfilled..
What's wrong with it according to scriptures?
Sports / Re: Adepoju: Why Argentina Defeated Super Eagles At USA ’94 by pharoahs(m): 5:46pm On Dec 03, 2020
.lack of concentration because you were leading after just 8 minutes??....hmmm.. the bane of the black man when playing against foreign opposition, over-confidence.
Politics / Re: Gwagwalada Hospital Ventilator Moved To Aso Rock - Reno Omokri Says by pharoahs(m): 4:20pm On Mar 24, 2020
grin cheesy cheesy cheesy
Dem say Atiku son don go another clinic o...
donbachi:
Which one atiku son come dey use?..abi na me no get sense?
Health / Re: Coronavirus: Governors shutdown schools in North West, North Central for 30 days by pharoahs(m): 6:43pm On Mar 18, 2020
KaideeGee:
Is it just me or does 2020 seem like a really bad year

It's just you bro...it's just you.
Family / Re: My 14-Year-Old Daughter Was Caught In Hotel With Boys, Smoking, Drinking by pharoahs(m): 4:55pm On Jan 25, 2020
Why?....why do husbands always blame their wives when issues arise in the house? A man is not in charge of his home and the next thing to do is blame the woman, what is that all about?
The problem with the society is a reflection of the failure of the 'Home', the dysfunctional structure being perpetuated by 'equality' in responsibility. The success of the home starts from everyone knowing their place; the man is the head of the house, yes, and he must live up to that responsibility, period!!

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NYSC / .NET Developer Role Available In An Leading IT Firm by pharoahs(m): 4:18am On Jan 23, 2020
A .NET Developer is needed to oversee the Logic layer, and general front-end infrastructure of an already existing application
Ability to develop web APIs is also a requirement for consideration.

Applicants interested in securing the role should tender their resume through the form provided by the link below:

https://forms.gle/Ds4BACsHiLF3MCB26
Application closes on Friday, 31 January, 2020
Jobs/Vacancies / .NET Developer Role Available In An Leading IT Firm by pharoahs(m): 1:32am On Jan 23, 2020
A .NET Developer is needed to oversee the Logic layer, and general front-end infrastructure of an already existing application
Ability to develop web APIs is also a requirement for consideration.

Applicants interested in securing the role should tender their resume through the form provided by the link below:
https://forms.gle/Ds4BACsHiLF3MCB26

Application closes on Friday, 31 January, 2020
Business / Get Business And Project Financing by pharoahs(m): 6:34am On Dec 19, 2019
For project financing- You can access up to 200 million in loans, as a new client.

These loans are for people who have collateral to give... House or anyother high valued asset's. ...

Our interest rate is a flat 15% per annum for amounts less than 100million...
....from 100 million to 200million it's 13.5% ..

For asset evaluation:...
One passport photo, one cheque slip not signed, means of ID card photo copy, utility bill photo copy, house or office rent receipt photo copy, then search and valuation fees...and transport fee and hotel fee because the evaluation job will take 3days.

Serious contacts can WhatsApp me for further discussion on 08142877308.
Investment / Get Business And Project Financing by pharoahs(m): 9:46pm On Dec 18, 2019
For project financing- You can access up to 200 million in loans, as a new client.

These loans are for people who have collateral to give... House or anyother high valued asset's. ...

Our interest rate is a flat 15% per annum for amounts less than 100million...
....from 100 million to 200million it's 13.5% ..

For asset evaluation:...
One passport photo, one cheque slip not signed, means of ID card photo copy, utility bill photo copy, house or office rent receipt photo copy, then search and valuation fees...and transport fee and hotel fee because the evaluation job will take 3days.

Serious contacts can WhatsApp me for further discussion on 08142877308.
Business / Get Business And Project Financing by pharoahs(m): 9:33pm On Dec 18, 2019
Need loans for your business and projects? Whatsapp 08142877308 for details. Terms and conditions apply.
Celebrities / Re: 'I Never Fold.. Never!' - Hushpuppi Says As He Poses In Front Of His Luxury Cars by pharoahs(m): 5:05pm On Oct 22, 2019
Poverty mentality

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Family / Re: My 16 Year Old Brother Still Bed-wetting by pharoahs(m): 12:36pm On Sep 28, 2019
My advice, let him go on hols with friends or relatives, let him sleep out... and see what happens, or invite his friends for a night out...it would stop, trust me.
Programming / We Are Now Hiring Web Developers by pharoahs(m): 3:45am On Jul 23, 2019
Are you a front-end or back-end web developer, or both (Full stack)? Then there is an opening for you in our team

Webmasters / We Are Now Hiring Web Developers by pharoahs(m): 3:07am On Jul 23, 2019
Are you a front-end or back-end web developer, or both (Full stack)? Then there is an opening for you in our team.

Jobs/Vacancies / We Are Now Hiring Web Developers by pharoahs(m): 2:35am On Jul 23, 2019
Are you a front-end or back-end web developer, or both (Full stack)? Then there is an opening for you in our team.

Health / Purpoted Yahoo Boy Vomits Blood And Barks Like A Dog by pharoahs(m): 11:28pm On Jul 08, 2019
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Just saw this post and think it would make an interesting watch.

A purpoted Yahoo boy(Dayo) barking like a chiuahua and vomiting blood.

Watch video here

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=938230649857765&id=488083231539178
Politics / Re: Senator Elisha Abbo Breaks Silence On Alleged Assault Inside Abuja gadget Shop by pharoahs(m): 12:20pm On Jul 03, 2019
Ijaycool:
After watching the video I drew some conclusions

1. Kemi insulted the Senator. She called him 'drunk, Stupid'
2. Oga Senator was drunk and very stupid.
3. Oga Elisha use to fvck Kemi, very well.
4. Kemi stopped giving it to Oga Elisha.
5. He is a 41 seconds man, so he needs intimacy toys.
6. He came in with 3 girls, without excort because he was coming from a club, drunk and Hot. He chooses 3 cuz he wants to make Kemi jealous.
7. One of the 3 porn-starz vomited because she was drunk too.
8. Kemi was irritated, cuz these porn-starz doesn't know how to give it to Oga, she dey jealous them but she had her head high. So she didn't show any signs of sympathy to the vomiting oloshoo
9. Elijah couldn't get Kemi jealous so he got even more irritated. He couldn't touch Kemi cuz she knows too much about him
10. Kemi friend come put mouth, so he unleashed his anger on the friend.
End of the story
Celebrities / Re: "God punish your prostitute mother - Tunde Ednut Attacks, Body Shames Lady on IG by pharoahs(m): 2:46pm On Jun 19, 2019
kiddoiLL:
I aint a fan of Headnut but you went to someone's page, his means of hustle, went there to criticize what he put his time to do, the means for him to make his money, you kicked it down with your words, someone's hustle, that is legit, something we know can affect his fanbase or number of audience, which will in return affect his means of income, and you expect him to sit back and not come for your head?
I can only say you got what you deserve even though the said guy talks likes a kid.
you too, open IG, list your own top ten and put whoever you want as number one

You run your business on social media, expect people to follow you and like you and then expect them to clap and smile like zombies if you say or post something to which they have a contrary view?
I am shocked at people who go to the stream to wash and complain when you splash water at them. Kid-ults everywhere on social media.

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Sports / Re: Super Eagles Players Fall Sick In Camp Ahead Of AFCON Opener Against Burundi by pharoahs(m): 8:50pm On Jun 18, 2019
Viral terrorism
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ex-President Mohammed Morsi Dies In Court In Egypt by pharoahs(m): 5:29pm On Jun 17, 2019
What is that?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Sugar Daddy Wanted by pharoahs(m): 10:35pm On Jun 11, 2019
Sexymyrah:
....

Drop your contact

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