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I must have sex with you before we marry but unfortunately you are a christian so we can't get married.

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kollybay4u: After series of sex that she has with others guys, i still forgave her. But she did not stop cheating on me, when i got fed up i told her that i can't continue with the relationship again not knowing that she even want it in that way but she did not want to say that first. Follow week i call her that am just playing with her and she said is over and that is final. But still begging her till now but said no and this is the lady i dated for 4years with series of my help in her academy. Please just help what can i do?

dude wats ur problem anyway? na because of guys like u babes go dey ridicule us anyhow

Suljosh: My case is different, my babe jst broke up wit me b cuz she met some 1. Its killing me, am crying my self out, n i need help

dude man up stop crying like a kid and move on

kalufelix: ...Tank God 4 commercial sex workers... ...Tank God 4 commercial sex workers...

no wonder i dey see u for allen avenue for nite almost everytime!

totorimi: "And in that day seven women shall take hold of one man, saying, We will eat our own bread, and wear our own apparel: only let us be called by thy name, to take away our reproach" (Isaiah 4:1).

tru talk dis is prophecy!

dis is a no brainer success is more important of course.

[quote author=Nasty-clown]If you cant put up with a lady's pride then find a hooker. [/quote]rubbish!I'm not a very patient person wen it comes to things lyk this.

used to b lyk dat b4 but now it is restricted to those I'm trippin for

I seriously pity d babe dat is interested and tries to play hard to get once I discover I'm gone wit d wind and I'm not looking back for nottin I'm not saying don't do it but do it wit moderation d most annoying thing is data most gals do it excessively and with so much arrogance data d guy go frustrate sef. lesson from dis, gals is play hard to get wit moderation and as for d not picking calls part, data is d major dealbreaker for me in all dis mata .

I seriously pity d babe dat is interested and tries to play hard to get once I discover I'm gone wit d wind and I'm not looking back for nottin I'm not saying don't do it but do it wit moderation d most annoying thing is data most gals do it excessively and with so much arrogance data d guy go frustrate sef. lesson from dis, gals is play hard to get wit moderation and as for d not picking calls part, data is d major dealbreaker for me in all dis data.

almondjoy: You better lay that golden egg.  Your mates are buying brand new cars for "Ekpoma" campus girlfriends and building mansions in posh locations in Nigeria and you are here talking about flowers?  Just to be cheap.  I know already the guy's thoughts about me so no need to repeat himself and beat about the "flowery bush".  

Let us just cut through the chase and get us some expensive jewelry, or something we will never forget you guys for.  Not something that would definitely end up in the thrash within 10 minutes. Save them for the old people in the villages that are still trying to "maintain" their sense of smell please.

ole ni e! ole! e bami kigbe ole!

guy u b learner? na naija babes we dey talk abt o! moni for hand, back for ground!

guy u b learner? name naija babes we dey talk abt o! moni for hand, back for ground!

clearance sale going on! check dis out! cuddlemii for 750 kobo and get the amaka , onila and Vivian chinaza free! time to step up the competition! sorry for kidnapping the Amaka from u 190. just found out that u were overpricing her at d auction so I decided to steal her so dat it will not distort the market.

tpia going for 50 cfa francs and get slimyem free. well I decided to make her free because as d name implies, Dere is nottin in d Chelsea or barca department to warrant any price tag in dis transfer market. pay on delivery cause I deliver to any part of dis nation well except tpia and slimyem's hometown so I don't get killed by d indigenes for auctioning one of their own. peace out!

platinumricky haz said it all. depends on wat u using it for though in a place like naija u need 4wheel drive. in advanced countriez u need awd.

engineerd: Your list is not complete without the HUMMER!

guy ur head is dere jooor

Nightshift: Personally,anything that doesn't look and drive like BMW X5 isn't a real SUV.Is there any SUV made for Nigerian roads?

dude u r wrong. d x5 is not a true off roader

you guys are omitting good suv for nigerian roads. let me tell u some.
toyota land cruiser
toyota landcruiser prado
hummer
nissan xterra
toyota 4runner
mitsubishi monterro
lexus lx 570
lexus gx 470 and many odas.
generally, any suv dat has solid axles is good for nigerian roads.

for me, im taking d touareg. if u will b doing serious offroading i.e in nigeria with our useless roads, den touareg iz d ansa. d bmw is a soft offroader

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2buff: I'd rather devote my time chasing after business and stacking paper than over-chasing someone that thinks so highly of herself that she feels she doesn't need to respect my time.

That being said, the word hard to get has 2 meanings. There's Hard to get to know, and hard to get in bed. I'm speaking of the first one. I wouldn't even bring up the 2nd with her as no be my wife. Doing dumb poo like cancelling plans last minute, letting the guy's message sit too long in voicemail before answering, and general dissing of the guy's time  etc all just because she wants to act busy (when all she's really doing is ego tripping on the smell of her own a$$) is a strict terminator of any form of romance.

2buff u r 2 mush u have attained the prestigeous of life status. ride on bro!

look d biggest problem wit naija gals iz dat they want a finished product all d tyme. unrealistic expectations. they are oblivious to d fact dat big thimgs come in small packages. anyway how would dey know? there is an abundance of good men. just get ur heads out of d clouds, get out of utopia and come back to nigeria. kapish?

u need to snap out of dat stupid daydream before i land a slap on ur face.

simply put, u h**s are the weaker sex. kapish?