chucky234: You fit try am,na play you dey jare Open that punny make him enter go swim joor

Shollypopz:
Who is a gold-digger?? This time, no punny for one year!!

Shollypopz: He knows I don't play

Shollypopz: I'm known to outsmart all, I'm sure he's no different

binger:
Yeah, serves you right

Okija_juju: Honey, I fuc*ked your best friend

freshdude: am never gonna tell a girl i love u again...my ex wanted to be sure i was in love with her before she opened her coochie. as a sharp guy, i code her moves. previously when she brought up the issue of love i told her i got feeling for her. so since that time she began delaying to give me coochie. then this very night we were together and she brought up the issue of love again, mehn i just reason say if i no tell am say i love you that means no punny. at this point i was so hornny, i was thinking wit my d1ck. i had to tell her i loved her so i could just get inbtwn her thighs. when i got tired of the relationship and told her i want out, she almost ran mad. she was crying on the phone every time telling me how much she loved me. at a point i was scared she was going to do something bad to herself. i felt so bad after this incidence, first time i actually broke someones heart.

crackhaus: I said to her during our chat after I saw a recent photo, "Babe, you are getting wide oo!"
She said, "what does dat mean?"
I said, "oh its not what you think, I mean bigger"
She said, "so I'm fat"
I said, "not what I mean, just that you are chubby now"
She asked, "what's the difference?"
I became blank cause I realized I just made her get up to check herself in front of the mirror. I don Bleep up big time.. I'm still apologizing to this day.
ADVICE: please never tell ur girl/wife she's fat, don't even use nicer words like chubby, big or full. They all mean the same thing to women

crackhaus: I said to her during our chat after I saw a recent photo, "Babe, you are getting wide oo!"
She said, "what does dat mean?"
I said, "oh its not what you think, I mean bigger"
She said, "so I'm fat"
I said, "not what I mean, just that you are chubby now"
She asked, "what's the difference?"
I became blank cause I realized I just made her get up to check herself in front of the mirror. I don Bleep up big time.. I'm still apologizing to this day.
ADVICE: please never tell ur girl/wife she's fat, don't even use nicer words like chubby, big or full. They all mean the same thing to women

Suljosh: My case is different, my babe jst broke up wit me b cuz she met some 1. Its killing me, am crying my self out, n i need help

bibigirl07:

Awwww...just take in it ur strides, nothing lasts forever. send me ur email so we can talk, ok?

Yomieluv: I called her a biatch,and ashawo.I begged her for one good week.

freecocoa: Hmm.

freecocoa: Hmm.

control_seven: Told her she speaks queens' English like Patience Jonathan and she begin laugh like mumu......Later she found out what i meant.....na so trouble start ooo. But d girl na olodo true true, i dey enjoy her money pass her punny!

mallorca:
Do u mean u said dis to ur Husband/man dat pay ur bride price? ur a muderer,No Offence

Gracious10:

MYOB!

pweeryambre:
Hmm what?

Suljosh: My case is different, my babe jst broke up wit me b cuz she met some 1. Its killing me, am crying my self out, n i need help

kollybay4u: After series of sex that she has with others guys, i still forgave her. But she did not stop cheating on me, when i got fed up i told her that i can't continue with the relationship again not knowing that she even want it in that way but she did not want to say that first. Follow week i call her that am just playing with her and she said is over and that is final. But still begging her till now but said no and this is the lady i dated for 4years with series of my help in her academy. Please just help what can i do?

Suljosh: My case is different, my babe jst broke up wit me b cuz she met some 1. Its killing me, am crying my self out, n i need help

kollybay4u: After series of sex that she has with others guys, i still forgave her. But she did not stop cheating on me, when i got fed up i told her that i can't continue with the relationship again not knowing that she even want it in that way but she did not want to say that first. Follow week i call her that am just playing with her and she said is over and that is final. But still begging her till now but said no and this is the lady i dated for 4years with series of my help in her academy. Please just help what can i do?

dvdon:
Can u afford to buy soap?

0lumide: I said her "timed" romance and show of affection may lead to me cheating on her cause I love loooove romance and affection than to let love itself ruin them for me.. Why do I regret this? My phone!! Damn!! My phone!!! She took my fone with contract sim as hers and gave me hers contract sim to use. 1 month now!! She comes over, watch pun with me, kiss, get head and after her third orgazm, instead of letting me hit it, she gives me head and just leave my tin hard and then she gets up and leave! done that 8 times in one month and now, I'm sooooo dead inside.. I usually have to watch gory/horror movies to kill my libido!

But Above all, I love my girl; though the most annoying person I know. She's nice to people outside but me and her are like cat and mouse. Only god knows how many times we've broken up but not cause of same thing.

It's not easy to cheat on a girl you love and enjoy sex with... I think that's the lesson she wants me to learn and truth be told, the tuition for this class is a little too high! I'M FUKING HORNYyyy

0lumide: I said her "timed" romance and show of affection may lead to me cheating on her cause I love loooove romance and affection than to let love itself ruin them for me.. Why do I regret this? My phone!! Damn!! My phone!!! She took my fone with contract sim as hers and gave me hers contract sim to use. 1 month now!! She comes over, watch pun with me, kiss, get head and after her third orgazm, instead of letting me hit it, she gives me head and just leave my tin hard and then she gets up and leave! done that 8 times in one month and now, I'm sooooo dead inside.. I usually have to watch gory/horror movies to kill my libido!

But Above all, I love my girl; though the most annoying person I know. She's nice to people outside but me and her are like cat and mouse. Only god knows how many times we've broken up but not cause of same thing.

It's not easy to cheat on a girl you love and enjoy sex with... I think that's the lesson she wants me to learn and truth be told, the tuition for this class is a little too high! I'M FUKING HORNYyyy