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naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Why do I have to twist my neck because I want to check your dp? [/color]

y u wonh check it before

U should stop ! So your lesson here is to encourage cheating

tosyne2much:
My virgin sister, how are u ?

am fine sire and u?

CAPTIVATOR:
GUYS when will u start thinking ... When will we start usin our " thinking ability" as an ancient bible proveb advise.

I was at a restaurant this morning , sittin beside some girls .... They were three in number , and u know girls , they start gisting

Then one said " my friend , there was this bobo o ... U know the last time i travelled nah, hmm na this bobo pay my transport fee from Lagos to Osun state #she burst into laughter# , the guy mugu no be small, as a sharp girl nw , i start discussin with him , flirtin with him ...

"Mayb thats what got into his head o , he den ask for my number which i gave after he don pay for my fare , he said dont worry ... Hw much is ur fee , and he paid" .

Am i saying ... Its bad to be nice , NOT AT ALL , but whats ur motive for been nice . Funny enuf the girl laugh it off with her friends when she said " since den, i no pick him call sef .. Person who i dont know"

how quickly the masculine gender forget to think straight once a beautiful feminine figure is around.

what matters yours ?


















Our figure and presence work with their nervous system

tosyne2much:
Let's adhere strictly to instructions..


If you don't want to face God's wrath, dont solicit for votes on this thread



We already know who will be the winner, so we dont want wuruwuru

suspect no. 1 u will add to her vote abi

tuffgongjo:
Ewo lepe?

ki se epe

I vote twaci
Cc:nljega

I vote twaci Cc: nL jega


my vote na 200

hadizasaf:
If you insist on this view how come none of our gallant officers have ever been arrested for corrupt practices in peace keeping missions outside nigeria pls

u are right but we can't judge either of the two bodies only GOD can

Who are u asking ? U can answer the question yah self

Lol wizkid and insane behaviour

They are corrupt and our leaders are corrupt too stop differentiating between both

One day she will just be like


how dare u talk to me like that ?am old enough to be your mum d

This who some youths are calling there role model o

and some trekking away their future for him

CondomMan:
[size=16pt]OK, oya compare the goat situation to human own [/size]

the animal situation goes with food....that condom still dey worry u..

wallflower:
The OP obviously has her barely literate mind made up and has already lumped all men under one umbrella in said mind, there's no need trying to convince her otherwise. no time to waste time.

hmmm

Holywizard:
de 1st day i slept with my girl i forced her for sex which she later accepted willinly...

How could we sleep in de same bed & she expected me to lay low...Nonsense!!!

u have spoke on behalf of all the guys ??

ireneony:
if. u really want us to contribute to ur thread stop tagging names

ok ok mo ti gbo











so that dey can tell me the truth about that

yungmarshall:
Sex is over rated by girls

and sooooo

tosyne2much:
I don't even know how to convince you

ok ok i don hear

godoluwa:
theres a room for me to act anyhow i want with her but a man must always be a man. we were not on set. we both slept in my assigned resting room on location

but u can't now the rooms will be next to each others

CondomMan:
[size=16pt]Dear op, pls keep a goat and a tuber of yam in the same place for an hour and come back here with situations report then I will drop my comment [/size]

sei u be goat ni enh so animals and human beings ain't same

tosyne2much:
I'm a novice in this aspect :

that figure of speech use their is irony







u mean an expert

godoluwa:
d gal i slept beside was a friend & colleague. we slept beside each other on movie location coz she claimed to like my company

movie location
u won't act funny there now

tosyne2much:
Hahaha


Tosyne2much ke ?

o ya talk nah enh

tosyne2much:
Hahaha


Tosyne2much ke ?

o ya talk nah enh

ronald4lif:
Guys sha. Always looking for ways to blackmail a girl into sex. So because she has to sleep over at her place sex has to be involved. Sex should come naturally and should be consensual if one must enjoy it. The guy should know better.

an epitome of guys

Orijin101:
Staying alone with a guy is just like locking a dog in a room filled with bones, i.e No one can escape the power of konji. . .

But what if the dog is chained? i.e you can endure the power of that konji. . .

so ro ni yen

well am still waiting 4 tosyne2much because na him wey dey give u tips on how to get under a gal pant

demmy0325:
..So am d ftc... ...Oya shakitii bobo...... Make we send ds gal to dangote to confam ds..

no bill gate ni...instead u pray u no fall victim

I met this guy at the beach and we got talking. He seemed cool and so we exchanged numbers and gradually started to build a friendship. I was in my second year in school then and so we never really saw in person. The larger part of the relationship was based on the phone. Note, I wasn’t interested in him and I didn’t show him any form of interest. He wasn’t my type of guy and friendship was at best, the only type of relationship, we were ever going to have”
Trish and her friend became really good friends and one day while she was on school break, he called and she told him she was bored. He invited her over.
This was her latest cool friend rescuing her from the terrible jaws of boredom, Halleluyah! She obliged.
Her friend told her there was a party he would like her to attend with him and she would have to pass the night at his.
“I declined because I didn’t really like the idea of spending the night at a guy’s place. A guy I wasn’t dating and who wasn’t my brother, but he convinced me it wasn’t a bad idea, especially since we had been constant friends for about four months”
Trish finally agreed.
“I just thought, we’ll rock the party till 5am and he would drop me back at mine and everything would be fine. I thought wrong”
Her friend came to pick her around 8pm and they went to have dinner and drinks first then they headed to this party around 11pm.
“The party was boooring! I didn’t have fun at all. In fact, I wanted to leave almost as soon as we got there. We left earlier than 5am. Of course who would stay? It was duller than Old people’s home and guests started to leave around 2am.We left around 2.30am and I’m sure if we had stayed an extra second we would have helped them pack the chairs”
8-|Ladies, watch out for men like this one! If only Trish had known that the guy was up to no good. They headed back to his and as exhausted as she was, allTrishwanted to do was rest her head on a pillow and have a peaceful sleep.
“I didn’t want to give room for touching and sex, so I refused his offer to share his bed and went to sleep on the couch. Not too long after this, I felt his hands on my body. He had left his room to come and touch me! He wanted to have sex!”
Trish politely refused but he kept begging her. She was mad and she fought tooth and nail to keep his hands off her all night. According to her, he stopped at some point and then continued again.
“As early as 5am, I was at the bus stop. Thank God his door only had bolts on them and I held vex money. I got the next available cab and headed home.He called and called, then sent an SMS apologising. He said I should have at least allowed him to drop me. Like I care! I stopped picking his calls before he packed his friends to rape me!”
Funny how they apologise after, right?
To the people in the house
especially u guys will this continue if we are visiting u?

Orijin101
tosyne2much
kingtom
fynestboi
naijaboiy
rozzayy

it's up to u guys to answer

dbestuncle:
that strength that God gave u people and the only time u realize and u it is in luring us to bed should b harnessed into making this world a better place 4 us all.

Everywher in the world women (even on nairaland) behave as if they wer ar n will continu to b our slaves with only their body as a way they can ever bcom relevant n thats y a male musician will dress normal n get ladies to go nude 4 him.

Wait if God never created sex, and procreation go on by other means independent of the other gender.
what life will women live?

but always remember that useless gals are does who goes nude but does of us that as futures are different