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Temitemi ..come here !! Abeg free fayose u can c now he never run his mouth again

efilefun:
Lmao, bro e pain you? oya pelle

better !! Come on knees down

efilefun:
Try get sense for once

mo ro pe ori e gbale ...

Buhari should act and let us c it..i will do this and that is enough

Make buhari solve corruption issues...i go trek to china without using bike like charly boy

yhusiee:
The guy might be the "travel cashlight" kind of person. All of his money transactions are done electronically. To ans you question, I've got my own cheddah, and I love dancing. I dance for fun/passion not money...

tell us u will dance because of dah #60

yhusiee:
The guy might be the "travel cashlight" kind of person. All of his money transactions are done electronically. To ans you question, I've got my own cheddah, and I love dancing. I dance for fun/passion not money...

tell us u will dance because of dah #60

The girls out there will tell me that ain't money

Story story

Tell me why they won't kill before getting there

THEY will use the bride price to train the other 7children

Donate one of kidney..
My parents never know this for 2good years now

Op y asking what to do now

all weapon....against me shall .....i will pack it

Doing mine i read inside toilet....even water wet my books inside bath room

2Blessed2stress:
That means in their eyes, they value a gorilla more than you

u mesn u! That's if they look @ u too much and u think they admire u

Rolling on the floor...gals only like looking @gorilla too much because they can satisfied them

One day the husband will say ,after all u are a basket u have many holes

Op u didn't need all this story..gals stop visiting Vulgar for this things now they are for tire not boobs

Getting involved in politicians matters reduce life.....let them be thinking of their palava so that their life will be shorten...tinubu and mr bode are enemy forget all

DuchessLily:
Why ur broda go do WhatsApp for public motor sote he 4get himself

Hope he has learnt his lesson

bro he have not o if u c the level of how i dey dance skekinini

adeekiti:
Story for the gods

This one pass story na history of the god

Can't stop laughing...lol my elder brother enter one chance not only one na two

let me quickly explain how it happen ...my brother was going to iyana ipaja yesterday evening ,get a bus from first gate @150 naira he enter the bus bring out his phone dey whatsapp ..the bus stop @ igando to drop some passengers then two young girls enter the bus they will be @ their early age 19 to 21 years old one lap the other as the bus they go ..the driver got no conductor so the driver they shout ' money from the back ' one of the girls ask my brother 'bros your money 'my brother wey dey busy pinging gave the girl 1thousand as he dey laugh...someone share something funny with him on whatsapp as he dey type

finally the girl wey sit down on the other one lap got a seat finally they got to iyana ipaja my brother never know..the driver then horn my brother got alert look @his side the bus become empty..the driver then look @the back and ask 'your money '
..i have paid now he bark ,i will collect 850change i gave u1000 naira

when the driver ask?

I gave the gal sitting in front of me to give u now

the only girl wey give me 1000 pay for herself and her pal now and i have given her change

see gobe my brother wey dey broke only have 1200 with him na 200 remain they started to argue until some other driver got involve @the motor park and he was force to pay the 150 lobatan !!! He trek tired since he fail to attend church service ...na offering he was force to pay he never paid more than 200 or 150 in church in his atm no moola can't stop laughing as he dey complain of leg pain since

Jonathan Jonah ! Remember your wife said u are once a children so don't act funny

craziness

sport the difference

Make a pledge to your mom that she won't lose u! Culture dey change o ...

U date dammy never know if u kiss but u never date flavour but u kiss..baby mama coming soon

GENERAL PAPER
Time: 1hr 30 mins
Section A (Answer all questions)
1a) How many chibok girls were kidnapped and state d reason for their kidnapping? (20marks)
1B-) The question “Na only you waka come was said by who and to who? Why dis xclamation
“chai there‘s is God ooooo! (15marks)
2a. What are the names of the two people holding hands when you switch on a Nokia phone ?
(10 marks)
2b. If the past tense of Take is Took, what is the past tense of Make? (10marks)
3. Which university in Nigeria has the highest number of ladies using blackberry phones? (10marks)
4. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo on facebook, who sent the friend request and why? (10marks)
5. if the cost of moi-moi is N10.50, what is the cost of moi ? (10marks)
6. Who ate the missing part of the apple logo?(15marks)
SECTION B
(Answer All. 10 Marks each)
1. Btwn the Nigerian police and Nigerian girls,who likes money so much?
2. if its take Jonathan 6 weeks to wipe out Boko-haram,how many week will it take Buhari?
3. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy, who is Adaobi ?
4. If your X-boyfriend/X-Girlfriend wins N50,000,000 on who wants to be a millionaire a day after you guys broke up, find the value of X?
5. If it takes Goodluck 1 hour to deliver a typed speech in a national conference, how many days will it take Patience to deliver the same speech on the same occasion?
Assuming the polarity of the audience is kept constant.
6.if Jo
SECTION C (Answer 2)
1) Tuface was given a Prado and Ferarri on his traditional wedding and white wedding respectively. There is every likelihood that D Banj has gone ahead to print wedding invitation cards without an available bride. Discuss (20Marks)
2) Write a short essay of 500 words on 'My Oga At The Top'
(20 Marks)
3) What's the name of the lady that use to say
"please enter your secret number" at the ATM center of the banks. State reasons why she was chosen and explain too (20 Marks)
START.NO SIDE TALK

Who are dey ?amechi and others are what sir

U want us to believe that's why u post it are u godday orubebe