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Forum Games / Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment (remix) by Phemour: 9:57pm On Jan 11, 2010 |
. . .aint bad. wanna meet u. . i'm Phem |
Jokes Etc / Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Phemour: 9:50pm On Jan 11, 2010 |
hmmm, kpele. |
Forum Games / Re: ╚►Kill! Spare! Or Kidnap!◄╝ by Phemour: 9:44pm On Jan 11, 2010 |
Kidnap |
Forum Games / Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment (remix) by Phemour: 9:43pm On Jan 11, 2010 |
Mad Bhoi |
Forum Games / Re: Will You __________ With Me by Phemour: 9:36pm On Jan 11, 2010 |
Nop YIM wiv me? |
Forum Games / Re: What Makes You Unhappy Today? by Phemour: 9:35pm On Jan 11, 2010 |
Yawa gassed |
Forum Games / Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment (remix) by Phemour: 9:35pm On Jan 11, 2010 |
ibkaye:i told u i'm 9. didnt i? TP: Sexy. |
Forum Games / Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment (remix) by Phemour: 9:30pm On Jan 11, 2010 |
watz squared about me? her lips |
Forum Games / Re: There's Nothing Better Than: by Phemour: 9:18pm On Jan 11, 2010 |
a sagged backside. |
Politics / Re: Video: Rachel Maddow- Nigeria's president is missing by Phemour: 9:17pm On Jan 11, 2010 |
Hey! Papeee is here
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Forum Games / Re: What Type Of Animal Does The Nairalander Above You Represent And Why? by Phemour: 9:15pm On Jan 11, 2010 |
Monkey |
Forum Games / Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment (remix) by Phemour: 9:13pm On Jan 11, 2010 |
I'm lorfin it. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Brides are GONE Live Goes On | Where is my Joke Diary? by Phemour: 9:52am On Jan 11, 2010 |
u found him? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Brides are GONE Live Goes On | Where is my Joke Diary? by Phemour: 9:02pm On Jan 09, 2010 |
Missing Presidoo, u found him?
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Forum Games / Re: What's On Your Mind? **reloaded** by Phemour: 9:01pm On Jan 09, 2010 |
^^^ I dislike it. |
Forum Games / Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment (remix) by Phemour: 8:29pm On Jan 09, 2010 |
She get SwaG |
Jokes Etc / Re: Brides are GONE Live Goes On | Where is my Joke Diary? by Phemour: 8:28pm On Jan 09, 2010 |
Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techno-geek. "Hey, bud, how are ya?" "I'm good. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is beautiful!" "Well, I'm glad you like her. Believe it or not, she's a robot!" "No way, how could that be?" "Way! She's the latest model from Japan. Lemme tell you how she works. If you squeeze her left tit, she takes dictation. If you squeeze her right tit, she types a letter. And that's not all, she can have sex, too!" "Holy shit! You're kidding, right?" "No, she's something, huh? Tell you what, you can even borrow her." So, his friend takes her into the restroom and is in there with her for a while. Suddenly, he hears him screaming "Eeeeyaaaaa! Heeelp" Ooooooh! Aaaaaaah! eeeeeeeeeaaargghhhh!" The guy says, "Shit! I forgot to tell him her ass is a pencil sharpener! |
Forum Games / Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment (remix) by Phemour: 8:27pm On Jan 09, 2010 |
ibkaye:aint u 5? |
Forum Games / Re: State One Thing You Don't Like About The User Above You by Phemour: 8:26pm On Jan 09, 2010 |
. . .goes sentimental. |
Forum Games / Re: First Impression: by Phemour: 8:22pm On Jan 09, 2010 |
Crazy |
Forum Games / Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment (remix) by Phemour: 8:15pm On Jan 09, 2010 |
ibkaye:8yrs old. . sure i'm older dan u |
Forum Games / Re: State One Thing You Don't Like About The User Above You by Phemour: 8:14pm On Jan 09, 2010 |
Off & On |
Forum Games / Re: First Impression: by Phemour: 8:01pm On Jan 09, 2010 |
r u askin moi? Player. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Brides are GONE Live Goes On | Where is my Joke Diary? by Phemour: 7:56pm On Jan 09, 2010 |
Okey, check this out. Ways to be truly offensive at a funeral Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make love with you. Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until you find your contact lens. Punch the body and tell people that he hit you first. Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover. Ask someone to take a snapshot of you shaking hands with the deceased. At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo. Walk around telling people that you've seen the will and they're not in it. Ask the widow to give you a kiss. Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn. Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask if he can sneak him into the coffin. Put a hard-boiled egg in the mouth of the deceased. Slip a whoopee cushion under the widow. Leave some phony dog poop on top of the deceased. Tell the widow that you have to leave early and ask if the will can be read before the funeral is over. Urge the widow to give the deceased's wooden leg to someone poor who can't afford firewood. Walk around telling people that the deceased didn't like them. Use the deceased's tongue to lick a stamp. Ask the widow for money which the deceased owes you. Take up a collection to pay off the deceased's gambling debts. Ask the widow if you can have the body to practice tatooing on. Put Crazy Glue on the deceased's lips just before the widow's last kiss. Show up at the funeral services in a clown suit. If the widow cries, blow a trumpet every time she wipes her nose. When no-one's looking, slip plastic vampire-teeth into the deceased's mouth. Toss a handful of cooked rice on the deceased and scream "MAGGOTS! MAGGOTS!" and pretend to faint. At the cemetery take bets on how long it takes a body to decompose. Get someone to call you on your cell phone during ceremony and pretend your talking to the deceased person. Goose the widow as she bends over to throw dirt on the coffin. Circulate a petition to have the body stuffed instead of buried. Tell everyone you're from the IRS and you're confiscating the coffin for back-taxes. Promise the minister a hundred dollars if he doesn't keep a straight face while praising the deceased. Write "Best before last week" on the top of the coffin when nobody is looking. Accidentally sneeze on the deceased, and literally wipe the smile off his face. If its a woman, spread her legs and write "Dying for a Shag" on the side of the coffin. |
Forum Games / Re: What Song Are You Really Feeling Now? by Phemour: 7:52pm On Jan 09, 2010 |
Garin mu da zafi - Zainab Booth |
Forum Games / Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment (remix) by Phemour: 7:42pm On Jan 09, 2010 |
Not pretty. |
Forum Games / Re: Start With The Last Word(yoruba Version) by Phemour: 7:41pm On Jan 09, 2010 |
ni bo ni awon were yeee wa |
Jokes Etc / Re: Brides are GONE Live Goes On | Where is my Joke Diary? by Phemour: 7:41pm On Jan 09, 2010 |
dani1luv:Dont vex me studio43:is @ alaba. |
Education / Re: Official 2009 Post UME Discussion Thread by Phemour: 7:40pm On Jan 09, 2010 |
:d :d :d |
Forum Games / Re: What's On Your Mind? **reloaded** by Phemour: 7:35pm On Jan 09, 2010 |
^^^^ commit suicide? |
Forum Games / Re: First Impression: by Phemour: 7:34pm On Jan 09, 2010 |
Wreally Wreally Witch |
Forum Games / Re: Reply Siggy! by Phemour: 6:34pm On Jan 09, 2010 |
Its seems tru but lie |
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