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Jokes Etc / Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Phemour: 4:06pm On Jan 03, 2010 |
dani1luv:all of u. |
Forum Games / Re: Let's Make Some Kinda Arguements Here! by Phemour: 4:05pm On Jan 03, 2010 |
dani1luv:i only have N50 |
Forum Games / Re: Let's Make Some Kinda Arguements Here! by Phemour: 3:53pm On Jan 03, 2010 |
dani1luv:Thatz a huge amount of money o o o. . .! rokiatu:no garbage plz |
Jokes Etc / Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Phemour: 3:51pm On Jan 03, 2010 |
tak am easy oooo |
Forum Games / Re: Random Facts About Yourself (part 2) by Phemour: 3:19pm On Jan 03, 2010 |
Thatz because u live in montoya cave. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Phemour: 3:03pm On Jan 03, 2010 |
Ok. so wat about u? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Pix Talk by Phemour: 2:59pm On Jan 03, 2010 |
studio43:sure, em grandma been sell Kunu PeeJee:Go buy invitation card, itz 1500 Naija Naira. D1KeleVra:notin lyk Pant. . .na ewe ogede (Banana leave) we go tak do[i] iro ati buba[/i] (wrapper n top) |
Forum Games / Re: Let's Make Some Kinda Arguements Here! by Phemour: 2:50pm On Jan 03, 2010 |
is that why u're shouting? |
Jokes Etc / Re: If I Were The Moderator. by Phemour: 2:43pm On Jan 03, 2010 |
Poster, u try. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Get Yuh Belly Full of Laughs Every day! by Phemour: 2:24pm On Jan 03, 2010 |
i smile sha. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Phemour: 2:16pm On Jan 03, 2010 |
Clem is a she? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Phemour: 1:16pm On Jan 03, 2010 |
wu is d queen of NL? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Phemour: 1:00pm On Jan 03, 2010 |
wu be she if i may ask? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Brides are GONE Live Goes On | Where is my Joke Diary? by Phemour: 12:42pm On Jan 03, 2010 |
Dan (of Otompo Land) who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money and was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything. Just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen. When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me. He made her promise with all her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him. Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!' She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away. So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband!" She said, "Listen, I'm a Christian. I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was gonna put that money in that casket with him. "You mean to tell me you really put that money in the casket with him!? "I sure did," said the wife. "I wrote him a check." Never Underestimate The Intelligence of a Woman. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Brides are GONE Live Goes On | Where is my Joke Diary? by Phemour: 12:08pm On Jan 03, 2010 |
3 men were gathering one day to talk about how successful there sons were doing. The first man says, "My son has been doing so successful as a lawyer he got a mansion and shares it with his friend." The second mans says, "My son has been so successful as a doctor that he bought a converatable and a private jet for his friend." The third man says, "Well, my son hasn't been so "successful". In fact, I just learned he was gay and I've accepted that fact. I guess he must be doing good though because he lives in a mansion with his friend and owns a private jet and a convertable." |
Jokes Etc / Brides are GONE Live Goes On | Where is my Joke Diary? by Phemour: 10:59am On Jan 03, 2010 |
See wetin deprivation dey cause . . .i become a stand-up comedian. . . .dem deprive me of staying in touch wiv my Brides, dey destroyed my wedding plans coz dem no fit talk to woman . .I don't wanna see u here Letz do it! It got crowded in heaven so, for one day and one day only, it was decided to only accept people who had really bad day on the day they died. Panthera Leo (of Menjula city ) was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died." The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn't find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, of which I died from." Panthera couldn't deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in. He then asked the next man in line about the day he died. "Well, sir, it was awful," said the second man. "I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!" Panthera chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job. "Tell me about the day you died?” he said to the third man in line. "OK, picture this; I'm unclothed, hiding inside a refrigerator, " |
Jokes Etc / Re: Pix Talk by Phemour: 10:31am On Jan 03, 2010 |
. . .and Zobo & Kunu for non VIP like u. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Phemour: 10:25am On Jan 03, 2010 |
Just Slap him. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Pix Talk by Phemour: 10:21am On Jan 03, 2010 |
No! only Palm wine would be available for VIPs. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Phemour: 10:15am On Jan 03, 2010 |
morning ooo |
Jokes Etc / Re: Pix Talk by Phemour: 10:15am On Jan 03, 2010 |
studio43:na u go do MC. Kunbee:you go wash plates throughout d day. D1KeleVra: studio43:sorry to say, there would be notin lyk shayo |
Forum Games / Re: A Gudbye Note To All My Nl Friendz by Phemour: 9:34am On Jan 03, 2010 |
You knw i'll always do. |
Forum Games / Re: A Gudbye Note To All My Nl Friendz by Phemour: 9:23am On Jan 03, 2010 |
Slap |
Forum Games / Re: First Impression: by Phemour: 9:22am On Jan 03, 2010 |
Mad bhoi/gurl |
Forum Games / Re: Can You Answer A Question With A Question? (remix) by Phemour: 9:22am On Jan 03, 2010 |
Dont u knw dat New year (celebration) has come n gone? |
Forum Games / Re: Sexy! Cute! Funny! Dumb! Other by Phemour: 9:21am On Jan 03, 2010 |
Dumb |
Forum Games / Re: 3words Per Post by Phemour: 10:24pm On Jan 02, 2010 |
u are late. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Phemour: 10:12pm On Jan 02, 2010 |
30% |
Jokes Etc / Re: Pix Talk by Phemour: 10:11pm On Jan 02, 2010 |
romsky:Me, You, get married this year. |
Forum Games / Re: A Gudbye Note To All My Nl Friendz by Phemour: 10:07pm On Jan 02, 2010 |
samu to u. |
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