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Jokes Etc / Re: About Phemour by Phemour: 4:15pm On Nov 21, 2012 |
Please dont ask yourself. |
Education / Re: Lodge Your Complaints/Comments Here by Phemour: 3:30pm On Nov 21, 2012 |
Lol. . .yeah, wear white n red. |
Education / Re: Lodge Your Complaints/Comments Here by Phemour: 2:40pm On Nov 21, 2012 |
PM ur FB name |
Jokes Etc / About Phemour by Phemour: 2:30pm On Nov 21, 2012 |
Real Name: Olaiya Abass Nick name: Phemour Nationality: Naija DOB: 5th January, 1970 Sex: Male ... HOBBIES: • Collecting teeth from a live tiger. • Catching bullets with bare hands • Jogging up & down mount Everest, • Swimming in river Niger and • Collecting rock particles from the moon MY RECORD: • Fought with an elephant and broke its neck • Skinned a crocodile...alive! • Played Russian ROULETTE with fully loaded clip & survived • Killed Superman • Held my breathe under water for 2months, 3weeks, 6hrs, 51mins, 45seconds, GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT : • Surfed on hot lava while the volcano was still erupting • Out ran a cheetah • Fluent in 10,598 languages • 1st guy to land on the sun • First man to stop his heart beat • Carried the pyramid of giza for 2days straight. SILLY THING DONE: • Surfing on a Tsunami and Hurricane Katrina • Snow boarding on Mount Everest • Sky diving from outer space EMBARASSING MOMENT: • Couldn't kill 100 bears with a single punch only 99 died instantly and the one that was left went to join the circus. PROUDEST MOMENTS: • When a cobra died after biting me. • When I saved the planet by diverting an asteroid with just one kick. NEXT ASSIGNMENT: • BH SOMETHING ABOUT ME: • I really don't like to show off... You like me dnt u? 1 Like |
Food / Re: Do You Remember Or Eat Okin Biscuit?? by Phemour: 3:59pm On Nov 20, 2012 |
that biscuit is frm my home town. yeah! |
Education / Re: Lodge Your Complaints/Comments Here by Phemour: 3:55pm On Nov 20, 2012 |
raygoes2sch: You should have open a topic for this. Hi Odunnu. |
Politics / Re: Dr. Sola Saraki Is DEAD by Phemour: 9:27am On Nov 14, 2012 |
Ah! OFFA ti bo lowowon! May his 'not so gentle' soul rest in peace. |
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Poisoned Food/fruit. by Phemour: 11:00pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
This can neva b true.... |
Politics / Christian Youths Breakfast With Muslims In Kaduna by Phemour: 8:12pm On Jul 22, 2012 |
A source in Ungwar Sarkin Musulmi, which housesthe famous Sultan Bello Mosque, has disclosed that about 50 Christian young men last night stormed the mosque and in furtherance of the Muslim Ramadan, broke the Ramadan fast with Muslim youths as part of ongoing efforts to strengthen unity, peace and coexistence betweenboth faiths in the troubled State. Source: http://saharareporters.com/news-page/christians-kaduna-storm-mosque-eat-solidarity-breakfast-muslims |
Islam for Muslims / Re: Ramadan Kareem: Fast Commences In Nigeria! by Phemour: 2:47am On Jul 20, 2012 |
Ramadan Kareeem |
Education / Re: Federal University Dutse Has Air-Conditioned Classrooms by Phemour: 7:47pm On Jul 19, 2012 |
You r ryt...lets watch n c. Hw r u? |
Education / Re: Federal University Dutse Has Air-Conditioned Classrooms by Phemour: 6:10pm On Jul 19, 2012 |
For sure dey will. |
Education / Federal University Dutse Has Air-Conditioned Classrooms by Phemour: 4:25pm On Jul 19, 2012 |
The pioneer students of Federal University Dutse who commenced registration on wednesday at the university take off site will be taking their lectures in a spacious and air -conditioned class rooms, a feat which is rare in most public university for undergraduate students in Nigeria. Source: http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/index.php/other-sections/education/172138 |
Sports / Re: What's Your Weekend Like Now Without Football by Phemour: 1:00pm On Jul 15, 2012 |
Its like hell...jst took my birth bt nowhere to go. |
Music/Radio / Re: D’banj – Oyato by Phemour: 11:27am On Jul 15, 2012 |
I am fan of dbanjo bt am sort to say, dis is nt worth it, i dot need to listen to d song a second time. |
Food / Re: Ugly Foods by Phemour: 5:44pm On Jul 10, 2012 |
What abt Bread and toothpaste |
Food / Ugly Foods by Phemour: 11:00am On Jul 10, 2012 |
My broda said the ugliest food combination is "indomie and Yam Portage" Ugly Me, I disagree i said "You chop sugarcane in bits and pour it into a stew pot"... very ugly right? U got any ugly food combination dat u think is more uglier dan mine and my broda’s? Bring it on...... pls b careful, no make us vomit oh! LOL |
Politics / Explosion At Banex Plaza, Wuse 2 In Abuja by Phemour: 10:18pm On Jul 03, 2012 |
Sahara Reporters has learned that a car bomb has exploded near the Banex Plaza in Abuja, Nigeria. The car exploded in front of Park 'N Shop at Shefiff Plaza, close to Banex Plaza in Wuse 2. FCT police commissioner is there at the moment, as the police put up barricades around the area. No one is allowed to take pictures at the moment. Source: http://saharareporters.com/news-page/exploion-rocks-abuja-shopping-center |
Romance / Re: Help Me Oo by Phemour: 9:56pm On Jul 02, 2012 |
Spiritual palava |
Romance / Re: Tell The Guy/lady That Disvirgined U Something by Phemour: 6:08pm On Jul 01, 2012 |
See disvirgined babes. LMAO |
Romance / Re: In Love With A Married Man! by Phemour: 9:45pm On Jun 30, 2012 |
Na dis typ dey snatch our husband...i go tro u bomb if u near my husby. |
Music/Radio / Re: Olamide - Ilefo Illuminati (Video) by Phemour: 3:03pm On Jun 23, 2012 |
this video go bad gan |
Crime / Re: Italian Commits Suicide In EFCC Custody by Phemour: 8:09pm On Jun 19, 2012 |
Brave man..this is exactly what Farouk Lawal shld av done. 4 Likes |
Politics / Gunmen Kill 27, Injure Eight In Zamfara. by Phemour: 11:57am On Jun 12, 2012 |
Gusau — No fewer than 27 people, including a policeman, were, yesterday, feared dead while eight others were injured during a reprisal attack by gunmen who had unleashed mayhem in Dangulbi town, a district of Dansadau Emirate in Maru Local Government Area of Zamfara State. Source: http://allafrica.com/stories/201206120168.html |
Jokes Etc / How To Cross The Road In Nigeria by Phemour: 1:06pm On Jun 06, 2012 |
How to cross the road in Nigeria: Look left and right for cars and bikes, look up for planes and down for bomb trap. Been long u saw me. . . missed you NLanders! |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Phemour: 3:41pm On Mar 30, 2012 |
wu dey here? |
Forum Games / Re: Start Your Own Word With The Last Letter by Phemour: 4:59pm On Feb 22, 2012 |
edge |
Education / Re: Covenant University Fuel-less Car Unvail! by Phemour: 7:42pm On Feb 21, 2012 |
what does the car use? |
Jokes Etc / Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Phemour: 10:44am On Aug 28, 2011 |
hi efereone. |
Education / Re: JAMB/UTME 2011 Results: How To Check by Phemour: 8:45am On Jun 24, 2011 |
not all results are out. . Some r out. |
Education / Re: If U Know Committed Exam. Malpractice In This Last Jamb, Read This! by Phemour: 8:32am On Jun 24, 2011 |
steve, thanks for d advice. |
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