₦airaland Forum

YouAreNobody:
Your president is roaming from one country to another, attending events a president isn't even expected to attend, and you lots are making excuses for him.

If this same thing was done by Obi, you lots will be the first to complain

Obi has no problem solving skills hence he will find it difficult to know what to do how to do and when To do them.

jmoore:
Which UAE? We all know he spent most of his time in France. That UAE trip was meant to deceive Nigerians.

What is Tinubu doing in france? Was his plancenta buried their?
He will visit France again at least four times before the year ends.

Absentee President.

I remember when Abacha decided not to travel outside the country and to the south claiming he has to do his work , people crying everyday. Now another is doing his job the way it should, some Nigerians can't understand diplomatic ties.

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joinnow:
The condition is commonly called penis captivus.
It is a rare, involuntary medical phenomenon where the penis becomes temporarily trapped inside the vagina during sexual intercourse. This happens because the vaginal muscles contract strongly (often during orgasm) while the penis is still erect, making withdrawal difficult for a short period.
Key points for clarity:
It is not dangerous in most cases
It usually resolves on its own within minutes
Panic and force should be avoided, as they can worsen muscle spasm
Relaxation and calm breathing typically help the muscles release
If it ever lasts unusually long or causes pain, medical attention is recommended.

Insertion of the smallest finger into the woman's AN*S will immediately relaxed d muscle and Penis is out.

pafestula:
Africans doesn't need these Tokunbo and Okirika religions. See the outcome of the imported nonsense now.

Africans like fake things and pretend too much to be holy this holy that. Nothing spiritual in getting wet by a man or woman that had normal hormone and never had sex for Long. Your body produces every time and u must have sex to complete and stabilises your system.

If anyone has such problems, let him or her have sex regularly and see whether the situation will be same. Never.

SlavaUkraini:
Jagaban will still lose the next general election in Osun State...

U didn't understand Osun politics. Osun will deliver up to a million expecially now that PDP, Accord will have no presidential candidates more so, the APC governorship candidate will win

jmoore:
If I meet Tinubu today, I will even tell him that he will get 1 billion votes from southeast so that he will drop billions for my account.

Tinubu is smarter than you, he knows that the entire Southeast population home and abroad that are eligible and willing to vote are not up to 5million. Mind you, ever since the days of SE voting, they never vote anything that has to do with Tinubu hence he never relied on votes from that zone.

Whatever he gets there is just an added advantage. Go and verify, yet he wins all the presidential elections that he was the direct Architect and strategist in 2015, 2019 and 2023. So, tell me how he will ever loose in 2027 which happens to be his direct and 2Nd term election.

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Mbanda:
Where are those "SS is for tinibu" crew?

I told una say governors defection no be citizens defection.

What is LP value in collapsing to ADC? Did u know how many party will still collapse to APC when the time comes after the primary

gidgiddy:
You guys are funny just like Reno Omokri. Corruption is diversion of public money for personal use. But you people and Reno Omokri think corruption and financial recklessness is all about saving government money in a Bank in Nigeria?

I wonder if you people understand that if Peter Obi had wanted, he could have diverted the money to a Swiz Bank account, and you guys wouldn't be talking about any money today

You are only talking about money today because Obi told you all where he saved and kept it for Anambra

see defence on corruption.

Austino50:
Systematic rigging has started but by the mighty hand of Jehovah God they will fail woefully

its not a matter of prayer, its being proactive in reasoning, they never force anyone.

AMINDA:
Gradually, Tinubu is beginning to fold in favour of Wike, as predicted. Today, they claim governors are the leaders of the party in their states and the next day, claim governors have no control. They are simply laying the groundwork to justify the impending sacrifice of Fubara.

, to be a leader is different from being in control. They said everything is planned from above only to be executed by the leader in the State and LG and report back to the national.

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jmoore:
Daniel Bwala said that once they start supporting Tinubu, the brain stops working.

Reno Omokri just proved Daniel Bwala right

53.7% - 41.4% is what? See how Reno Omokri wrote 29.7%.
When hatred blocks the brain, end product is babablu Bulabu.

Guys please know that a lot of more intelligent people are reading your comments on nairaland and check yourself well before using hatred to do arithmetic. Poverty move from 41.4% to 53.7% , the percentage increase is 29.7%. and stop doing addition and subtraction of %. U can give school children around u to help out.

Well meaning Nigerians knows well that Obi is highly corrupt, as a trader, as a politician and as a Bank chairman. He knows how to hide and look for sympathy when he said the state should not pay him gratuity knowing fully well that he has paid himself through the Bank investment.

Till today, Obi still believe in keeping money in the bank than using it for projects that will benefit people. He is not qualify as a leader in all ramifications, reason he was rejected at the 2023 poll. He will still be rejected in 2027.

helinues:
That's how they have been threatening everyone. They are yet to get close to power oo but have been intimidating others.

I thought the Obidients claimed they are different, why are they doing things in horrible way.

They are the type that you will invite to join you in a dinner but will still hold your hand from eating

exactly bro. but why cant obi created his own party if truly he has what it take to win an election and lead a nation.when others were registering parties where was he then? he should stop confusing other existing parties.

brain54:
Atiku is the most qualified to pick the ticket...

It would be absurd if he steps down for any of the candidates vieing for the ticket.

Obi just came in and shouldn't expect an automatic ticket. He should go to the back of the queue and wait.

He is the least qualified and Should be ready to learn the ropes!

obi will definitely decamped to another party when time comes

Gotocourt:
I don't even know how Tinubu manages to control his political structure without noise, silence is golden though .

Tinubu is wiser, he normally carry people along in anything he does, he never does things solely. He established GAC to include the past leaders of the state executive, legislative, retired judges, party etc. now they decide for the state. Reason Ambode can not shout.

In Rivers it's a different stories, past and present leadership are not together.

givedemwotowoto:
PO already defeated Tinubu. We all know how INEC servers crashed in shock after they saw PO beat him blue black in all 3 major cities in Nigeria, even with all the mago mago.

Even Kwankwaso has seen the writing on the wall and now running away from them.

why this SOUTH EAST people didn't even understand anything about politics and governance in nigeria. server!! server!! all the time without thinking deep. in 2019 Atiku/Obi was defeated _ server issue was contested. also, 2023 atiku and obi was defeated separately, yes SE people started server issues. so its safe to say in 2027, inec server again will be contested after the defeat.

God bless jagaban given them gbas gbos in politics.

pocohantas:
I can do something about it. I can (and I did) skip community husbands like you.

Why does desiring decent men trigger you this much? This should be your next response.

lolz,ok i understand, so far his testosterone is low, he can remain forever with no much feelings for women.

Jagabanfromcali:
You go form another Nadeco but this time Nigeria s have seen thru u all, another abacha is coming for you and you will set up idp camps in Cotonou

some nigerians are funny. I don't know how some nigerians still having hope that Tinubu can be defeated.. HOW? the truth is that, OBJ, IBB, Atiku, kwankwaso, knows that TINUBU will win any election anyday, anytime. no be today. the likes of Obi, sowore are very new, so they can"t understand anything, but its nice they challenge him just for learning sake.

jagaban is just too good. no wonder he has massive grassroot followers.but some people envy his political sagacity.

pocohantas:
This is an extremely senseless take.




I understand that you cheat, but assuming millions of men in Africa are the same, is not what I can comprehend. It is not competition to want a decent man. They exist, though you are obviously not one.

very funny, do we have decent ladies? many are pretenders. who defines cheating? we grow up see our mothers even marrying for their husbands and leave together happily , now you want to rewrite the stories to favour you and then kill the husband at the end. so long God created men with testosterone hormone, nothing anyone can do about it except its deficient in any man.

women is responsible for sex while men is responsible for marriage to occur. u can believe whatever u like, a real Man is an active man as created by GOD

pocohantas:
I like that it is her brother that sent it to her and cautioned her on the downsides of a community husband, because men know the truth, they only hate to hear it from women.




Interesting part is, if she marries him and complains of cheating tomorrow, same guys bashing her would say she was aware, but married him out of desperation or because of money. While ignoring "good guys".

i don't really know why our ladies did not understand the true meaning of marriage. never compete with men in life. the guy comment is very correct, if she marries another guy its still going to be same so long we are africans with cultures. she better stay in her papa house. simple logic is that men respect and honour woman that knows but pretend not to know that her husband is doing things behind her.

Truthissupreme:
you are sick in the head o

Do you know what #70 Is to a poor man account, una true true dey underate the poverty level apc has taken Nigeria

There are still Nigerians that scrap every penny in their account

nigerian youths are the problem of this country, they just want everything without doing anything. To worship money in life is a disease. some people can die because of #20, imagine, someone faught POS operator cos she is charging 150 instead of #100. he was advised to go and use ATM, then he trekked to an fro to use ATM. is that life? tax is paid everywhere, rich people pays more. what we should be talking is how its being used for development.

Disenfranchised:
VDM will make a better president than the nonsense currently in Aso rock

SO, na so be your judgement of presidential quality? many nigerians have same but have no capacity to lead. private is always different from public administration

professorPABX:
Sir, it seems you didn't follow the episode. NYSC confirmed she applied for exemption but was not replied. She has never had anything to do with Nigeria before coming home through Amosun as Ogun State Commissioner of Finance.

She doesn't need the NYSC Certificate of EXEMPTION for anything. Investigation must be done on who gave her the Forged Certificate of EXEMPTION.

You do forgery to get the benefits accessible to the holder of the original document. I have a case of someone that graduated with First Class from a University. He lost the Original Certificate and couldn't get Certified Copy within Stipulated time. Someone at the Registry gave him a forged Certificate with the New University Name.

During International Job Certificate Verification, the Institution confirmed he graduated with First Class and as the best student but the Certificate was forged because the name of the University as at the time of his graduation was quite different. He was notified. He accepted with explanations. They employed him. The University later sent him a Certified True Copy.

Forgery is an offence but the International Organization cannot see a reason for a confirmed graduate (First Class) to forge his own Certificate.

Exactly, why should someone from the registry of an institution accept to give a student forged certificate Does that means no other official way of handling such matters?? I hve cases of people in this situation but school issued letter and attached his transcript instead.

dettolgel:
It is her responsibility to ensure that whatever document she receives is genuine. If she had applied directly through NYSC and follow protocol she would have been given genuine certificates.

If the matter is truly and thoroughly investigated you would come to realize that she deliberately and knowingly cut corners somewhere along the process, which makes her response for her ordeal.

See, I find it difficult to believe she wanted to cut corners when she know that constitution didn't mandate it for appointment. I believed She actually approach NYSC office for that certificate but who handles it is the problem.

You can't tell me you didn't know how things are done in Government agencies with curruption everywhere. Tell me. A lot of people that go to Local governments, or State ministry for papers didn't know how it was done or processed, they just pay and they collected it. Go to Ikeja Many people are doing affidavit without entering the court in person. So what happened if the affidavit later void whatever it's being used for ot discovered to be fake. Same in NIN, CCB, many cargo clearing documents etc.

Forget Many things are happening by Nigerians

Brendaniel:
While he destroys the country in return with support from people like you because that's just what you people care about...

The simple research shows that anyone who believes Tinubu is not doing well in economic management and building future prosperity of the nation has NO knowledge of how wealth is being built, hence they are poor in reasoning and wanted everything free from government.

Racoon:
Listened to her interview and was baffled @her confidence in spewing out this shameless narrative. It is only in Nigeria that a criminal deny the fact even if caught red-handed. Spits!

I don't think Adeosun can deliberately do that. Maybe She came back to Nigeria and ask an NYSC senior officer of the procedure and she requested for it. Remember she was an excellent commissioner in Ogun State.

So if someone has this her condition, does that means she can't come back to her father land and served? She was mislead and setup

IfnobeGod20:
When you're caught red handed and pants down in your characteristic lying, your phone's keyboard always stiff.
Show me and the world where Christian leaders in Lagos were leading crusade against the APC Muslim Muslim ticket and the names of those leaders, that become difficult for you. Please support who you want to support but stop lying to demean another.

Am far above all these. For u not to know that churches openly did that in Lagos means you are not following event's or you are not yet of voting age. A simple Google search or u tube of Obi campaign in churches or church campaigns for Obi will show u Many.

I still repeat. You need to put more effort.

OredoPikin2:
I just called 112 and 767 now and they say no available agent and hung up🤣🤣
God abeg
How did I end up in Nigeria na

This u said is so strange, I have being using 767 since Jagaban ERA till date and they do pick once and even call u back for feedback if necessary. I just called the line now and it was picked and spoke with them. I asked if the number has issues which they responded NO.

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IfnobeGod20:
Let me first ask you this question. How many people are you feeding, either under your roof or elsewhere? If you're a breadwinner, you won't call this harsh economy better. The purchasing power of the people had increased beyond measure. What you buy 1k four years ago, you now buy between 4k to 5k. The price of goods and services have crippled people income.
Meanwhile, you claimed Obi won Lagos because Christian leaders openly led crusades in support of Obi against Muslim Muslim ticket. Please can you show me and the world one of the crusades led by the so called Christian leaders and their names. I don't know why you people like lying just to place religion tag on Obi but forgetting that it was Tinubu and his party that openly and secretly campaign on religion inclination and even called their ticket jihad that must be fulfilled. They even went mobilising bishops to the unveiling of their VP and attending different mosques. Oh! I forgot, Tinubu and his party have two heads and can do and undo.
As I always ask, which track record does Tinubu has in governance. Tinubu successors records are what you people brandishing about. Lagos has been a peculiar state for ages, even if Yahaya Bello is made the governor of Lagos he would still fair better. As Utomi will put it, Lagos State does not require people of two heads to administer it.
Please can you list names of politicians of note that have never decamped to another party before? Who amongst our politicians have strong political ideology in Nigeria?
Stop this your usual lie. Obi never got 98% in SE. Meanwhile, SE have been voting people with the same pattern. They did for OBJ, did for Yar'Adua, did for Jonathan, did Atiku. Please what do you expect when their son on the ballot? They should vote another person, even when they are seriously yearning for place on the national scheme. Please be wise for once. I do believe if they still have the opportunity, they would give their son a 100% vote for national inclusion.

You tried, put more effort.

IfnobeGod20:
If we have to go by your strategy, a state like Lagos should have been won by Tinubu, since virtually all the elected members are from APC.
It seems some of you don't take to congnizance the impulse of the citizens. Mr. Man, when the real game begins, everyone of them will fight to survive and not fight for another man's survival.
And who told you that the north won't support Obi? You people should just continue deceiving yourself, when the power play begins, some of you will go to hiding. If by rigging I cannot say but on the real voting, the performance of Tinubu will take center stage and not the rhetoric of one region or the other won't vote for someone.
Again, no doubt, the next general elections would be monetise but they should be ready to bribe over 100m people of voting age.

Oga, Lagos State was won for Obi by Christians as churches openly ran crusade in support of Obi against Muslim Muslim. Nothing more, otherwise see the gap at the governorship election against LP and PDP

Anyway, am so confident that most well meaning Nigerians appreciate Tinubu performance so far on economy with no single state today owing salaries and servicing Thier debts conveniently.

You may not understand, that masses expectations of everything being cheap or free or picking money on the floor without working for will never happen in no matter who becomes president.

The fact that Atiku and Obi has no track record of bold achievements in governance will Never help them to presidency . Atiku and Obi has decamped to more than 4 parties with no single one to be referred to as Thier own they co-founded or build.

Talking about rigging, how do u described Obi 98% Vote in 5 States of South East in 2023.?

Putindbutt:
He will compete with other VIP at the primaries, Lol. Honestly speaking, Gbajue is a cunny slimy deceitful politician. How can you be playing your gullible supporters like table tennis while they string along like a sheeple?. This same Gbajue was saying " I am in ADC but I remain in LP". While he was busy deceiving his supporters, sensible Nigerians could see through his delay gimmick that it was only a matter of time before he jump on bed under the sheet with his master Atiku in ADC.
Now that he has finally joined, their latest lie and propaganda is that " Obi has negotiated for the Presidential ticket in ADC". Meanwhile, the who-is-who in the coalition have stated clearly that the primaries will be open to everybody. The spokesman has reiterated that several times, Atiku's aide has dismissed report of his principal stepping aside for anyone. Ameachi has sounded it loudly that he will contest for the presidential ticket. A member of his inner circle, Tanko, has come out to say even if Obi loses the ticket, Obidients will still stick around in ADC. Yet some delusional Obidients are basking in the euphoria that he had already negotiated the Presidential ticket.
Sensible Nigerians know that his only realistic option is a VP slot to Atiku. Even at that, if care is not taken, Ameachi will collect the slot from him and Obidients will once again be reduced to premium tears.

Lolz, Many obidents are given up small small on Thier master ooo. Very funny, One of them was carried away and just asked if Tinubu is using juju for the people that are Decamping to APC because he can't still understand how he is achieving that. I told him to encourage Obi to visit burdillion board room for training.