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A Zimbabwean woman has been left shocked after she unknowingly married another woman ,thinking she was a man .The cunning tomboy allegedly covered the black pestle with two condoms, switched off the lights each time they become intimate and always refused to be caressed by ‘his’ partner.

Memory Danzi (34) only discovered that her partner was a woman recently,three years into the marriage — after she noticed some blood stains on Clemence George Chibaya Chiwenga’s pants. The stains were said to be from her menstruation.
She quickly set up a trap in the bathroom, and busted her as ‘he’ was busy scrubbing ‘his’ body , the Manica Post reported
When Chiwenga realised that her lover had gone to make a police report, she vanished from the scene and was later arrested on Monday night after an ambush at a garage where she was hiding.
At the police station, Chiwenga admitted that she was a woman, but due to circumstances surrounding the case the officers felt that if she was to be locked up with fellow female inmates she might abuse them like what she allegedly did to the complainant.
Placing him in men’s cells was also tricky because although she behaves and wants to be a man, she is a woman.Chiwenga was later locked up alone in a secure office for the night.
A tearful Danzi said

“I fell in love with this ‘man’ in 2013, but I later went and stayed in Macheke. I came back to Mutare in 2015 and we reignited our romance. Before ‘he’ dated me, I only knew ‘him’ as a carpenter and ‘he’ used to repair my furniture. Then, ‘he’ had a wife and ‘he’ used to come to my house in the afternoon and went back to his wife in the evening. In August this year ‘he’ separated from his wife and came to stay with me at my house. ‘He’ told me that ‘he’ chased his wife away because she wanted to poison ‘him’,” she said and added:
“I was surprised one of the days when I told one of my children, Masset, to go and do our laundry. She went and did the laundry from a nearby stream. I did not know that Chiwenga’s pants were among the dirty clothes. As Masset did the laundry she noticed that the pants were stained with menstrual blood.”

Masset came running and broke the news to her mother. She could not believe what she saw.

“She told me that my husband’s pants were stained with blood and asked me if ‘he’ also menstruates. I was shocked. I requested to view the pants and for sure they were stained with blood. I took the pants and hid them. When he came back at night I asked ‘him’ if ‘he’ suffers from a sexually transmitted disease for I suspected that the blood stains could have been so because of a disease.
“‘He’ played hide-and-seek and refused to tell me what was going on. For the next five days I noticed the blood stains on ‘his’ pants and my suspicion grew.
“In our relationship ‘he’ didn’t want me to caress ‘him’. He didn’t want me to remove ‘his’ clothes.
“‘His’ breasts are bigger than mine and when I asked ‘him’ to explain the abnormality, ‘he’ said they were big because ‘he’ was a weightlifter. One day I gave ‘him’ hot water to bath and I followed ‘him’ in the bathroom. When I got in I got the shock of my life. I asked ‘him’ why ‘he’ lied all these years and ‘he’ asked for forgiveness. I told ‘him’ to leave my house, but ‘he’ refused. I later discovered that ‘he’ was using a pestle in making love to me. I confronted ‘him’ over the issue and ‘he’ confessed that ‘he’ would put two condoms on the pestle each time we become intimate.

“I located the pestle and hid it. We quarrelled over the pestle as I wanted to take it to the police and ‘he’ wanted to destroy it. I managed to hide it under the mattress. Every time we slept together I felt deep pain and I had difficulties in walking because of the pestle ‘he’ used. I later opened up to my relatives and told them everything. Right now I am having endless menstrual periods because of that pestle ‘he’ used,” she said.

At the police station, Chiwenga denied ever using the pestle on the complainant. She said she used her fingers in making love and that the pestle allegations were being cooked up by Danzi in a bid to fix her for not giving her money.
The case goes to court soon.

Why not? Only that people won't believe I actually bought it like that.

So I will pass..

I can see lalasticlala viewing this thread. No wonder it's on promiseland.

Keep it up

MrPresident1:
Which work is this boy doing?

Soft work

passyhansome:
What about you?. Are you not a man or are you an old man

me i won't turn down such vital experience i will go for it to gather the much needed experience the i will start my own thing. age is still there na

That's some big guts . I love that u will definitely go places. If only we have such young men here in Nigeria, we would have gone farther than where we are.

Samiceman:
FTC

Sorry u were beaten to it

McCarlito:
The only thing fascinating about her is just tittties and asss

Well packaged tits and altered ass u mean

[quote author=softMarket post=51575274]Are u jealous?




can u do what she has done?

hmm

may God save us

An Abuja pastor that offered a trader 500,000 for the trader to be used as a miracle scam. The Trader was to pretend that he was a dead man and the Pastor will then raise him from the death, unfortunately the trader died in coffin before they could make it to the stadium where the pastor was holding his crusade in Abuja.

The wife of the deceased trader got police involved the fake Pastor was arrested by the police.

However ,the pastor has been released through the help of his influential friends in Abuja and he has gone back to the business performing strange miracle in his church in Nyanya Abuja.

The name of the pastor is Bishop Emmanuel Esezobor and his ministry is Firehouse Church, located beside Niger-Delta Gardens and Hotels Checking Point Nyanya.
The so called Bishop Emmanuel Esezobor pastors the church with his wife and they have huge number of people to come to their church for miracle and solution to their problems.”

Waiting...

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kettle84:
nothing person no go see ! why is Aminu wearing canvas shoes on Nigerian native dress.

Bros where is the canvas he's wearing na

lanre316:
What's the meaning of "banker used". Are bankers the only set of people that resell quality cars?

you just spoke my mind. i hate hearing that 'banker used' to describe a car. what exactly are they trying to portray? that they dont use cars anyhow. what about doctors or teachers, are the rough drivers?

Na combo things na

brunofarad:
Hmmmm


99 + 2

U know as e dey go no.

Who no come no go know

The Nigeria Police Force recently foiled an attempt to kidnap billionaire businessman, Femi Otedola. This was accomplished when the force arrested a three man notorious kidnap gang in June, 2016, after coordinated intelligence gathering and deployment of technical investigative tools.



The Main suspect, one Ikechukwu Daniel, a 28 year old indigene of Imo State, who is the mastermind of the gang, was rusticated from Ahmadu Bello University Zaria due to his cult related activities on campus in 2009/2010. He also doubles as the IT guru of the kidnap gang with mastery of Computer applications. He made damning revelations of their criminal exploits in the South West of the Country.

Another member of the gang, 29 year old Adeyemi Kayode, a serving officer of the Nigeria Security and Civil Defence corps and a native of Ojoo in Ibadan, Oyo State serves as a Personal Assistant to the Commandant, NSCDC Oyo State Command. The suspect took undue advantage of his office to obtain the GSM number and location of their would be victim. He hatched the plan on how to kidnap the business magnate to make a demand of one billion naira ransom.

The third suspect, Ayodele Temitayo, a native of Oyo in Ibadan, Oyo State who is the marksman and armourer of the gang, claimed to have been dismissed from 213 Battalion Maiduguri of Nigeria Army as a Private in 2015.

All the suspects made confessional statements revealing that they had successfully carried out several high profile kidnappings. Two AK47 rifles loaded with live ammunition were recovered from them.

source: http://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2016/11/more-about-gang-that-attempted-to.html#more

please i need 1hp and 1.5 hp split AC . please how much is tested and non tested please reply as soon as possible

Tall dreams

#COYG arsenal all the way bro we must win this match o.

Yesterday at noon, two young men were walking
in the rich neighbourhood of VGC Lekki.
A young lady was constantly watching them from
her balcony. She made a kissing gesture at them.
Confused, one of d guys looked behind to see if
they were the one the lady was signaling. To his
great surprise the lady pointed at him to confirm
he was the one she was signaling. In attempting
to honour the invitation, the other guy held his
hand to dissuade him not to go, that it was a trap.
The 1st guy looked at his friend and said to him
"This beautiful sheri pawpaw dey call me, you say
make i no go? You be bad belle, You dey craze?
Make u dey go, I go join you later the guy zoomed
off to the gate entrance, and went up to the lady.
There, she welcomed him with a smile and ask
him to sit on the sofa and be comfortable. She
will be with him soon. Minutes later the door bell
rang.... She whispered "my husband has come
back unexpectedly, please, take the pressing iron
and pretend to be ironing" she added more
clothes.
The husband was wearing the rank of a Colonel in
the army.
The guy obliged and took the iron and began
ironing the clothes as the husband sat there
watching TV throughout.
He ironed the clothes of the husband, woman,
children, tablecloths, sheets, curtains till 6pm. The
woman then gave him one thousand naira
The next day, the guy meets the other and
narrates his ordeal.
The other guy : "Eeeeh, no be you wan date
beautiful sheri koko?.... if you care to know, those
clothes you ironed?
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I washed them"

still very much available

make una shift small for me i must dey front seat today.

baaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaan 1 big ice cold odeku for me

#COYG

#ozil#walcott#sanchez#

lets go there

please where is the battery in that phone cos i can't see anything like battery there o

don't worry i'm trusting God for open doors for u. all what mama laboured for in time past, will not go into vain.

door will be opened in places where u least expected.

that's very correct, i have 1,2,34,5,7,8,9,10 but i don't have that no 6.

i doubt if that pertains to Nigeria sha.

But wait o, the cow that was taken away, what's that for?

Are they planning a celebration after the killing.