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Thats life in Nigeria, Nigeria is not a country to fight for unlike America.

pureminded:
[b]Madam - Ben , come over here
Ben - Yes Ma, Im here
Madam - i want you to do something for me in my bedroom
Ben - Ok Ma , what's that ?
Madam - just follow me
Ben - what's it ma!
Madam - Off your trouser's
Ben - Rolls eye  , ah why ma ?  
Madam - I say off your trousers, are you deaf?
Ben - Ok Ma (Ben Off Trouser  ) Fire don catch aose
Madam - Off her cloths and order Ben to come over to the bed  
Ben - Aaaahh Ma , Pls , I dont want to disappoint My Boss and also his friend who brought me here   Pls Ma ,
Madam - Who is the Boss of this aose?
Ben - You and Daddy Junior (Husband)
Madam - scream at Ben , will you sharrap there and come over to this bed right now before i loose my temper   (Madam don vecx  Madam Is getting hot and seriously wet now)
Ben - Close his eye's and lay down beside madam (Gently and afraid), (Na pretend o , He had been eyeing Madam's round and fast ass tey tey!
Madam - My God ,is that how to do it ? is that where you are suppose to be ? eh ? common get over me and screw me real good and stop pretending ,
Ben - Insert hin sim card to Madam phone  
Madam - Starts Nonsense talk AKA Ring Tone , Oh ben , Ohhh , I love it , faster, pound me more , more more more , i will take care of you , Ok? i love you   dont worry ok , ohhhh yes yes yes , Ur better than that big for nothing jack (referring to her hubby  )
Ben - Starts hin own nonsense, ***E don see awwof toto***(Yea , babe!, Your sweet , Mhen , yeah , I love this ass, Yo bitch , Im gon f**k your ass , (Ben true Colour burst out)   [/b]

Gaggi:
Bleep Nigeria. Na all of una yahoo yahoo and corrupt politicians cause this SHIIT

Assuming

You are final year student in Bleep university

Your name will not come out if you did not pay some fees by the university administration

You have nobody to help you out

You know a man doing 419 business but he is generous

You ask him for the money

If the man gives you the money, will you take it or not?

It seems you don't understand feminism

Here it goes

Feminism is the belief that women should have equal political, social, sexual, intellectual and economic rights to men. It involves various movements, theories, and philosophies, all concerned with issues of gender difference, that advocate equality for women and that campaign for women's rights and interests. According to some, the history of feminism can be divided into three waves. The first wave was in the nineteenth and early twentieth centuries, the second was in the 1960s and 1970s, and the third extends from the 1990s to the present. Feminist theory emerged from these feminist movements. It is manifest in a variety of disciplines such as feminist geography, feminist history and feminist literary criticism.

Feminism has altered predominant perspectives in a wide range of areas within Western society, ranging from culture to law. Feminist activists have campaigned for women's legal rights (rights of contract, property rights, voting rights); for women's right to bodily integrity and autonomy, for abortion rights, and for reproductive rights (including access to contraception and quality prenatal care); for protection from domestic violence, sexual harassment and rape; for workplace rights, including maternity leave and equal pay; and against other forms of discrimination.

During much of its history, most feminist movements and theories had leaders who were predominantly middle-class white women from Western Europe and North America. However, at least since Sojourner Truth's 1851 speech to American feminists, women of other races have proposed alternative feminisms. This trend accelerated in the 1960s with the Civil Rights movement in the United States and the collapse of European colonialism in Africa, the Caribbean, parts of Latin America and Southeast Asia. Since that time, women in former European colonies and the Third World have proposed "Post-colonial" and "Third World" feminisms. Some Postcolonial feminists, such as Chandra Talpade Mohanty, are critical of Western feminism for being ethnocentric. Black feminists, such as Angela Davis and Alice Walker, share this view.

Since the 1980s, standpoint feminists have argued that feminism should examine how women's experience of inequality relates to that of racism, homophobia, classism and colonization. In the late 1980s and 1990s postmodern feminists argued that gender roles are socially constructed, and that it is impossible to generalize women's experiences across cultures and histories.


@poster

you will get more by click http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feminism

Ghost workers are some real workers that want double salary, or anything.

Naija people

They are every where with high percentage

I just pray for God intervention in this country

Thank you Mr. Mark

Lawyer

you are too much

kuddos for you

To enjoy online gaming in Nigeria, you need a very good ISP.

Which ISP are you using, that you know they are the best.

Having your own broadband will be the best, but in case you don't have, what will you do?

To enjoy online gaming in Nigeria, you need a very good ISP.

Which ISP are you using, that you know they are the best.

Having your own broadband will be the best, but in case you don't have, what will you do?

@ Poster

That is not a good development.

There are so many people suffering.

So i believe the money can be used for something better than that.

Dora Akunyili - will be worst

Charles Soludo - will be worst

so forget about them cos they cannot change Nigeria

ONLY GOD THAT CAN HELP

This is another way of pocketing money

naijakonet:
I guess the only business that works 100% in Nigeria is politics, I've seen lot's of morons fight their way into power and that ends the story. Nigerian does not need a re branding thing that they would spend our money on adverts running on CNN, who do they wanna deceive? Nigerians or the international community? Hmmmm!!!!!, I guess China didn't rebuild it's economy by 1st kick starting re branding,

The world today is a global village and those PDP folks that voted themselves into power are too blind to see this, we can end up re branding all we can and it would not take us anywhere, Let me give you guys my feel of what is happening in the global economy,

The west engineered the Globalization thing and didn't really envisioned how the whole sides of the coin would look like, Companies from the United States and other western European countries find it more attractive to do business in China (low labour cost), They started shutting down plants in the USA and Europe and headed off to China, What do you think happened to workers who worked these firms, Hmmmm!!! they got fired and somehow couldn't pay they mortgages and they Banks in return got some negative balance sheets and they now call it the Market Crunch, Why didn't our stupid leaders sit down and look into the globalization thing and re brand Nigerian Power Sector, Infrastructures and , so we could benefit from all these, See why China, India and other Asian countries are better than us, (Outsourcing!!!!!!!!!)

Now they want to get funds and buy new cars and build new mansions and , in the name of re branding, Please someone should tell them we don't care and give a damn about them, they have all failed us, Who would want to do biz in an economy that is driven by Generators,

Some of these ppl in power today attended some summits in which they signed accords that was supposed to help Nigeria get into the Globalization thing, they went there to drink tea and sleep in hotels that were not power by Generators, All i can say is shame on this bastards that call themselves leaders in 9ja, MAy they all see dooms day!!!! May everyone say AMEN!!!!

I'm out,

VERY GOOD OF YOU

Pray for her

Its hard to believe, but if he succeed in doing it, then he is the best governor in Nigeria.

You have no source for all your information.

Nairalanders, don't mind him.

Source?

“The 2009 Budget which I will formally sign into law tomorrow also provides funding for critical power generation, transmission and distribution projects as well as funding targeted at addressing issues of human capital development and enhancing the security of lives and property in all parts of our country. I sincerely believe that the successful implementation of the 2009 Budget, electoral reforms and other aspects of our seven-point agenda will move us closer to the attainment of our vision of a strong, stable, prosperous and progressive nation.

Source: ThisDay-Seven Point Agenda


So I don't think so.

free2ryhme:
she finally settled down after she don f**k the whole world finish. na manage de guy go manage am abeg he no get choice jare!!!!!!!!!!!

haaaaaaaaaa why did you said so

I think so sha

Can't the Senators, Representative have a minimum qualification of LLB LAW.

Congrats to you Ini Edo

Its a shame to those that thinks you can't do it.

jaguda:
@ hafees, I love ur dedication to Naija. Our Politicians misbehave because they are not accountable to anyone. Me thinks we should toe ur line, but how does it align with this proposal from the IGP?

@ kobojunkie, the problem with Naija is not only of Leadership ut also of bad followership. from ur profile, u don jand, abi. Una dey drive against traffic there, dey disrespect police and traffic people, dey bribe openly or celebrate if ur friend brother get political appointment? What hafees is saying is change urself, ur orientation, ur immediate surrounding where u have influence and we can all start from there, like, how about registering the correct data when purchasing your sim pack under Okiro proposal. sumtin like dat.

No vex, we never jand, we no get alternative.

Thanks for your understanding maybe it will enlighten Kobojunkie

ud4u:
Nigeria suppose to learn from this.

Yeah Nigeria will learn from this but with political misunderstanding which may arise from change in power.

Kobojunkie:
Final year wetin? People who cannot even brush their teeth yet? Nah!! I would rather the government sign with some established and reputable company to handle the putting together and gathering of information. Solutions to all our problems already exist but it does not seem we are willing to apply those solutions in that country for our own good. These political blockheads barely spend time researching ideas, but jump quickly to implementing what comes to the top of their heads, ending up wasting more of our precious time and resources to produce garbage in the end. There are tons of ready-made ware to handle all of Nigeria’s problems in a blink of an eye. Why do they not work when applied? Why do we not spend time doing all that needs to be done for things to work for us? Why do we continue to throw the manual to the side, thinking we have it all figured out and our selected ignorance will magically pay off? The answer is too clear.

Even though you don't school in Nigeria, it doesn't mean you should insult Nigerian graduate.

Depending on where they grow up.

Not even all Igbo artistes that sing in Yoruba. What of artistes like Duncan Mighty though he is from Ikwerre, Niga Raw and others.

Okiro before you make decision, try to contact your fellow Nigerian or you come to Nairaland to post your decision.

May be he is trying to have database for all GSM subscribers

I believe that there is JUJU and there is Almighty God.

But my advise is that, never step into a wrong' man shoe

I believe there is an insider.

Thats why Yoruba adage goes "Ti ole ile o ba jani, ti ode kole jani"

Lagosboy:
"wahala" is definately from arabic but got adapted to yoruba language like other words as well.

wahal in arabic connotes a difficult situation,problematic situation or worrisome situation.

Once i lay my hands on a dictionary i would paste it here.

Yoruba words always have a derivative syllable like arabic and one can tell the origin which in arabic is called "asl".

There are a number of other arabic words like that which is commonly used in yoruba language today just like french and greek words which got adapted to english.

Thank you Lagosboy.

There is something about Yoruba, they tends to pronounce anything (either the origin is from Yoruba or not) making it sound as if its from Yoruba.

Placing curse on Kidnappers will not stop them, since it is spiritual then it will work maybe after 5-10 years.