₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,325,009 members, 8,419,915 topics. Date: Thursday, 04 June 2026 at 07:19 AM

Toggle theme

Phestus's Posts

Nairaland ForumPhestus's ProfilePhestus's Posts

1 2 3 4 (of 4 pages)

RomanceRe: Is There A Way A MAN Can RESIST This? by phestus(m): 1:19am On Mar 23, 2015
EroticAngelina:
there z noway u can get 2 me. so jx let it go.
Huhhuh Lol, Are you like in Mystic Falls
RomanceRe: Is There A Way A MAN Can RESIST This? by phestus(m): 1:11am On Mar 23, 2015
Think of the butt as a shit hole, the bo.obs as a lactating mothers'.
Bet she won't be all that sexy when the cloths comes off....the butt go get ridges like ota farm.
Now thats a way to get tuned off...no doubt she Hot sha.
Serve me Rokiatu, now, thats a Dolphin
PoliticsRe: Court Orders Immediate Seizure of Obasanjo's New Book. by phestus(m): 7:58pm On Dec 10, 2014
Lol.
No comment, Yet.
SportsRe: Kelechi Iheanacho To Sign For Manchester City by phestus(m): 5:08am On Dec 18, 2013
striker9: No more,no less.You have spoken very well.Infact,u sabi futuball.
you dare not compare the messi situation with kelechi. Was Messi playing at an unknown academy in Argentina.Messi was already an integral part of a youth system for many years.
And another person comapred anicheba,moses and shola situation. You dont seem to get,they were all part of an academy of that club for years.Kelechi would be integrated slowly.starts with an academy(hes still under 17 right) to the youth team then probably the U21 side...slow process if you ask me.but at a club like porto this stages might be fat tracked,and dont even tell me about the situation of rabiu,head no be the same.Best of luck. Na God know best.
bobby.L:
You all sound pessimistic. MOST ex-age grade players who ended in oblivion started with what you would call good clubs, going by your expectation of first team football. I think Chrisantus and Rabiu signed for Wolfsburg and Lisbon respectively. However, Mikel signed for Chelsea and is doing relatively well. An U-17 player (anywhere) is not expected to be a first team regular.
It may be too early, but I feel Kelechi Iheanacho is the best U-17 player we've seen in recent time in Nigeria, and possibly in the world. He has this confidence, skill and technique rarely seen for his age (I hope he is truly U-17).
I feel Mancity isn't too bad. They have a good youth program and top of the range training facilities and personnel he likely won't get at Porto. And don't forget, Messi got his debut in BARCELONA at 16, and the rest is history. Let's just pray for him not to give up or give in to distractions.
bobby.L:
You all sound pessimistic. MOST ex-age grade players who ended in oblivion started with what you would call good clubs, going by your expectation of first team football. I think Chrisantus and Rabiu signed for Wolfsburg and Lisbon respectively. However, Mikel signed for Chelsea and is doing relatively well. An U-17 player (anywhere) is not expected to be a first team regular.
It may be too early, but I feel Kelechi Iheanacho is the best U-17 player we've seen in recent time in Nigeria, and possibly in the world. He has this confidence, skill and technique rarely seen for his age (I hope he is truly U-17).
I feel Mancity isn't too bad. They have a good youth program and top of the range training facilities and personnel he likely won't get at Porto. And don't forget, Messi got his debut in BARCELONA at 16, and the rest is history. Let's just pray for him not to give up or give in to distractions.
PoliticsRe: NCAA Bought N225m Cars For Operations by phestus(m): 1:32pm On Oct 24, 2013
DerideGull: You sounded like scoundrel in the above post. Are you intended to say that only drug dealers or mob bosses need armored vehicles? If you were smarter than a domesticated monkey, you would have realized Nigeria is a den of kidnappers such that foreign aviation dignitaries visiting Nigeria for corporate meetings needs first line of defense.
Then you my friend is not so-intelligent if you think NCAA is the body to provide "first line of defence" to corporate foreign dignitatries.By the way are this so called "foreign aviation dignitaries" travelling by road from Lagos which their flight landed to Kaduna for "corporate" meetings?.My friend,please give yourself a knock on the head. *GRIN*
PoliticsRe: NCAA Bought N225m Cars For Operations by phestus(m): 9:56am On Oct 20, 2013
Damage Control Mood *ACTIVATED*. Too little too late though. Didnt a spoke person already said it was bought for the security of the minister? Well,lets accept what he said.
That brings us to the case of Inflation in the price of the cars.How do you defend this? Ooh,am surely waiting for how their "Olivia Pope" would solve this.O BTW Olivia Pope is from scandal(an Ameriaan TV series: Trust you wanna learn about govt. damage control,that series just focus on such)
PoliticsRe: Stella Oduah Given 72-hour Ultimatum To Resign By Anti-corruption Network by phestus(m): 11:36am On Oct 18, 2013
After going through some post here,fro people who are suppose to be enlightened and see beyound tribalism and the"US vs THEM" mentality,i am convinced that the revolution we crave for shall not be witnessed during my generation(am in my mid 20s by the way).I hope the generation after me shall not be as myopic and ignorant as this generation.Corruption= Nigeria, true,but how do we reduce the percentage of corruption,if we do not act and address the present issue.
One Nigeria,One people. Thats should be our motto.
PoliticsRe: Aviation Ministry Confirms N255m Vehicles Purchase For Oduah by phestus(m): 11:48am On Oct 17, 2013
"The NCAA is the agency charged with
ensuring the airworthiness of commercial
planes flying within the country’s
airspace". Simple.
So why was the money sanctioned from the office, and not from the Ministers office or better still FEC,since are life was in grave danger.
#JonaOverToYou.
Shoutout to SR.
ProgrammingRe: Oracle by phestus(m): 12:17pm On Oct 16, 2013
bara pistis: hey,you should continue in your path of passion,if oracle is your passion ,am not stopping you but am only talking of whats obtainable in the labor market.the end of oracle itself is much closer to programming so ,instead of wasting time on oca which you have to pay 75k for exams,i rather go for web developement or software design and if you dont want to become too geeky the microsoft mcsa,the new mcse will still give you some database experience if you know how to do it..
go on
i get you.
ProgrammingRe: Oracle by phestus(m): 9:27am On Oct 16, 2013
okay bro. Am currentely thinking of taking OCA exams.whats your advice for me(am an undergraduate of computer-science).Am very much interested in a career in the are of Database
ProgrammingRe: Oracle by phestus(m): 1:17am On Oct 16, 2013
bara pistis: oracle is not just the best for now as a nigerian,web or networking will do more good for you
True the market isnt just big enuogh.But your Sql knowledge will serve you.Microsoft Sql server is another option for database,widely used.I am certain Oracle would hit Nigeria big very soon.(although its already in Nigerai)
ProgrammingRe: Oracle by phestus(m): 1:13am On Oct 16, 2013
naija_swag: Firstly, you are on the right track. As a computer science hnd final year student you need some technical knowledge if you are to really appreciate the course you have read. The course is very practical and Oracle database 11g can give you the platform you need to start up in the IT industry.

Now to your question, you will learn the fundamentals of database administration. That is, managing a database management system (DBMS). Oracle 11g is a proprietary DBMS and relational in nature. You will also learn the language of relational DBMS being SQL (if the guys are good).

I have been a little technical but I believe as a final year hnd computer science guy, you should look up these terms in google and take it from there.
Nice one. As an OCE myself(still to write my OCA and OCP) i can tell you that you would probably be given foundation tutorials on Linux(since it is commonly use as server). As a student of computer science i think you would find it rather smooth.PL/SQL is where i need some extra studying.You would get there.GoodLuck!
PoliticsRe: Minister Forced Aviation Agency To Spend $1.6 M On Two BMW Armoured Cars(Pics) by phestus(m): 12:21am On Oct 16, 2013
oyb: wetiin man no go hear as bizarre defense?

owners of private jets will be ferried by govt vehicles? you actually think the owners of private jets [or govt officials for that matter ] will not have their company/official vehicles waiting to pick them at the airport?

you think the government is in the business of ferrying transients from airports to their final destinations?

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

whatever agency is involved, they are a parastatal of the ministry of aviation

1.6 million dollars comes to 256 million naira. there is no way this will not pass across her desk
unless madam minister's defenders want to tell us she is a clueless rubber stamp signing everything that comes her way without perusing , her hands are in it up to the armpits
I see logic in this.
Which just acertain what i believe that such an amount of money wouldnt or could'nt have transact without the knowledge of a suprior power such as Madam minister:
but ofcause it dosent mean the FG cant have the theres asin the cars.
RomanceRe: I’m Pregnant For My Cousin Again, After 2 Abortions by phestus(m): 1:32am On Oct 12, 2013
who else does?...

PoliticsRe: Maryam Uwais - "Senator Yerima And Constitutional Review" by phestus(m): 6:20pm On Jul 22, 2013
Knowledge is Knowledge (in this case atleast),is either you have it or not.Maryam Uwais have said it all,this is what reasoning should be base on.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairalanders E-protest Against Child Marriage: Sign your Petition Here Guys! by phestus(m): 9:26pm On Jul 20, 2013
[b][/b][color=#000000][/color]SIGNED
This kids should not suffer for the ignorance of few so called senators,who are not capable of Rational Thinking, and using Religion as a cover for their shameful acts.Where is Freedom of Free will.
How can we justify the horror of a 40 something year man laying with a 14 year old.Its not just disgusting,its heart breaking.
If this kids must bleep,then it must be of their free will and choice,and not locked/caged in a marriage to an old ignorant man simply because the law say so,no thanks to ignorant Senators.
We must unite to kick out this law.
SportsHow Sir Alex Ferguson(saf) Broke His Retirement News. by phestus(op): 1:31pm On May 08, 2013
Sir Alex Ferguson broke
down in tears during an
emotional goodbye
to Manchester United
staff this morning
following the
announcement of his decision to retire.
The Scot will step down as United manager at
the end of the season following 26 years at
Old Trafford during which he won 38
trophies, including 13 Premier League titles.
Ferguson arrived at the club’s Carrington
training base at 6.50am this morning and
made a series of phonecalls amid intense
speculation that he was set to quit.
Once the entire first-team squad had arrived
for training, Ferguson held an eight-minute
meeting with the players and senior staff
during which he informed them of his
decision.
Sources say the players were "quiet and
shocked" as they left the meeting, with some
clearly emotional. Ferguson was the last man
out of the room and was seen supportively
patting assistant manager Mike Phelan on the
back.
At 9.20am, around the same time that United
made an official announcement on their
website, Ferguson went to the main dining
hall at Carrington to address the entire staff,
from the tea ladies to the coaches.
The atmosphere was described as "pensive"
and "sombre". By then, everyone knew what
was going on.
Goal understands that, during a speech that
lasted between eight and 10 minutes,
Ferguson choked up and became tearful as he
thanked them for their efforts over the years
and spoke of the wonderful support within
the "United family".
Ferguson became particularly emotional as he
revealed that some people present -
particularly technical staff - may lose their jobs
as a consequence of his retirement.
After he finished talking, Ferguson received a
standing ovation as he shuffled out of the
room, still clearly emotional as he brings an
end to an extraordinary career at United since
he took over from Ron Atkinson in November
1986.
He was scheduled to hold a one-on-one sit-
down interview with the club’s in-house
television station, MUTV, at 10.30am and it
was unclear whether he still intends to join
the United players at Chester races later today.SOURCE:GOAL.COM
RomanceRe: The Best Gift A Man Can Give His Woman? by phestus(m): 5:43pm On Feb 18, 2013
Its got to be O RGA SM A.K.A heavenly feelings.Best gift ever,as the percentage of women who reach o rga sm in there life time through sex is low.
CareerRe: Why Is It Taking So Long:oracle Sql Expert Cert(feedback PLEASE) by phestus(op): 9:34pm On Jan 10, 2013
majorbass: I wrote my Sql expert exam July 2012 n received my certificate August 2012.
alrdy abt to write d OCA .....
nid discussion grp...cal me 0809981764 or add me on Whatsapp
you digits aint complete.
CareerRe: Why Is It Taking So Long:oracle Sql Expert Cert(feedback PLEASE) by phestus(op): 9:32pm On Jan 10, 2013
oh,am sorry nat,i don't.
@Majorbase would love that.am preparing for OCA myself.would add you up on Whatsapp.
CareerRe: Why Is It Taking So Long:oracle Sql Expert Cert(feedback PLEASE) by phestus(op): 2:02pm On Jan 09, 2013
nat138: Have you also written and passed OCA and OCP? If you did the Oracle program, Oracle University always wants to send the certificates together, so if you have an outstanding exam, you need to write and pass it to get your certificates.
Thanks Nat.taught as much
EducationRe: Covenant University Expels 200 Students For Missing Church Service? by phestus(m): 3:28pm On Dec 29, 2012
Glorified Secondary School at it again.No wonder there I.T students are less effective in a social environment.
CareerWhy Is It Taking So Long:oracle Sql Expert Cert(feedback PLEASE) by phestus(op): 3:37pm On Dec 21, 2012
From what i'v heard it's not suppose to take this long.
Wrote my Oracle Sql Expert Certification Exams on 18 Oct,2012, and uptill this day, i havent received my Certification.
And yes,i passed it,even have the confirmation letter which was printed out after the exam.
DOES IT TAKE THIS LONG? Thats the question on my mind.
ComputersRe: Help On Oracle DB Installation On Win7 Ultimate by phestus(m): 10:25pm On Dec 15, 2012
Juwonb007: OK. Thanks
@phestus: nope.
so how do you intend to install linux OS on a Windows Plateform?
Wether 10g or 11g,all you need is a Virtual Machine
ProgrammingRe: I Need Help With Oracle 11g by phestus(m): 4:18pm On Dec 10, 2012
dl_jbd: Ur nt alone bro. Am currently undergoing d training. We r thru wt SQL Fundamentals, we've started Admin I. Av been on d trainin since early sept. Nd wil hopefully write d certs mid nxt year.
U cn download sm dumps @ www.examcollection.com bt u wil need VCE (virtual certificate exam) reader. U cn only gt demo vision free bt cn upgrade online wt I think $5 or so. We dy 2geda sha since we r kinda plying dsame road. All d best 2us.
did my sql expert cert recently,still expecting the cert(which is beyond 4weeks,by the way,how long does it take to get the cert from oracle?)
preparing for oca(admin 1)
ComputersRe: Help On Oracle DB Installation On Win7 Ultimate by phestus(m): 4:05pm On Dec 10, 2012
i think you should reinstall,but this time pay attention to space allocation during Linux installation.you used a VM,right?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Vision Global Impact Interview, Somebody Help! by phestus(m): 2:03am On Sep 26, 2012
blah blah blah(dts all i hear)
You sound like a scam artist.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Vision Global Impact Interview, Somebody Help! by phestus(m): 12:17am On Sep 24, 2012
well,tanx.didnt bother going though.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Vision Global Impact Interview, Somebody Help! by phestus(m): 8:37pm On Sep 22, 2012
so,how did it go?

1 2 3 4 (of 4 pages)