₦airaland Forum

miccodb: What a counning way of declaring interest. Like Nike jus do it @miccodb

interest ke? Compound or simple interest? U want me to like u abi? I'll fink abt it ok.

Melahou: why are you so dumb.so you think everybody uses there real names on facebook...you are playing detective

If I'm dumb then u r dumber, if thrz anyfn lyk dat. Aint a detective u dummy

Mr..Cork:
sweeery am a nice guy and i hav moiney...if u want me, all u nid to do is *ASK*...Quit cussin like a village girl..London babes do not behave like that..although u want me to belif u been to London!

Abeg, park well jor

Mr..Cork:
of couse Nigerian womens prefer nigerian men dealin in drugs and fraud..U just another typical Nigeria female I advise my rich london friends to *STAY* away from..Black womens are all the same (bad news)an u my dear are a bad news!

if I'm bad news, then u r worst news. Can't u get it for once I'm nt into u londoner and ur pizza hawking londoner frnds?

Mr..Cork:
Brother...am not sure if u hav *LIGHT* or ELECTRICITY* but if u move yor candle closer, u will see that Ginivig Nagi is ugly an she loook like man!

Not again! She's Genevieve Nnaji. Y callin ginivig? Abi u get gingivitis?

Mr..Cork:
sweeery, I hav a 17inches long *KONDO*...how the hell can any homebased Nigerian be betta than me?? Do they even have jobs? (no oofeinse)

Now u r bragging abt ur 1.7inch-long somtin, while ur males countrparts are bringin in millions. I prefer home based Naija man to you toubob smellin londoner.

Mr..Cork:
Sweeery..I drive a 2010 Range Rover Spot and am a London Yuppy... I reallly take it u never been to London

did I ask u wot u drive? If u lyk u drive basket 2020, aint my biz. Can't u get it into ur greasy head I've neva bn to london b4 and stop sweery-ing me

Mr..Cork:
Stev is Gay..Am a Playa (REAL MAN)!!

sorry u r a pseudoman. Even if steve is gay he is 20times beta dn u

Mr..Cork:
brother, i take it u never been to London...Anyways, if u stiuck with only Nigeria womens, then it means u r sufffaring (no ofeinse)

olodo, itz not womens alone, y not say womenses. For ur info d guy beta pass u. Empty vessels makes d loudest noise

Mr..Cork:
which sweeet!

tomtom. Amebor. Steve undastnds but u, I doubt it

Mr..Cork:
reallly.. Brother i take it u never been to London

R u still on ds silly talk of urs?

stev007: Between a proud londoner and a modest Nigerian babe, I will always choose the modest Naija babe as a friend.

Now, one of N/L's authentic gentlemen z arnd. Thks steve, u r soooo sweet.

Mr..Cork:
sweeery, Wher u walking to? .. are u goin to fetch water? ..Anyways, I have nothin against dark skin womens..all am sayin is they juss ugly (no oofeince)

Really? U av nufn against 'em? Pls tel me more. And how many times will I tell u itz offence nt oofeince?

biolabee: yes sweerie

oh no! Not u again

Mr..Cork:
sweeery..OK then..when u come to London, i will take u to a special place they call: TRAFAGA SQUARE.. You can take nice pictures when *pigeons and parrots* standing on yor head..u will love it!

U're d last to the last person I'll fink of avin a date wiv. Evrybody can't be like u, for d fact dt u enjoy parrots and pigeons on ur head doesn't mean evrybody likes it. Nah thks man, I'm gud, so kip ur parrots and pigeons to ur head. And no wonder u smell of shi.t, so itz bird shi.t all ds while.

Dyt: Xynerise
Ow cld u fart like dat?
In public?
Dunno wat to say to u

If actually xynerise did fart, u shd all be glad and ask for more, cos xynerise is d only person I knw whose fart smells like jollof rice. Ride on xynerise, u rock!

Mr..Cork:
sweeery, i take it u neva been to London..Anyways, if u need pictures or proper London news, let me no and i will help

*read ur trash* then sneezed* shook my head* took pity on a poor man like u* and walks away*.

Mr..Cork:
ermm since when does a homebased Nigerina babe says NO to a London Guy??..anyways, Sweerry, u now claim u been to London? REALLY? ..Ok...what bus goes to Peckam?

beta open ur eyes and read inbtw lines, I'm nt claimin london,infact,I've neva left Nigeria b4. And must I do wot evrybody does, shd I say yes to a london guy? HECK NO!!!

Mr..Cork:
sweeery..am only tryn to help u..Nigerian actress normaly dark skin and very ugly.. anyways, If u come to London,we will hook up & I will help u... U ever been Peckham?

Lobatan! U've nt used ur medication?

Mr..Cork:
sweeery,pliss calm down. . U no u want me...dont lie.. when waz the last time a London guy ever talked to u? **NEVER** (this is yo chance). Any ways, be nice an u might juss be lucky (true story)

u r such a pathetic dreamer, I dnt want u @ all. I needn't tel u I av folks thr 'cos it'll make me sound like you. Sorry, I dnt nid ur luck charm, I'm already lucky

Mr..Cork:
ermm sweery, u aint even light skin an i bet u look like her.. madam, Am from London & am juss tryin to help u..I dnt really talk to dark skin babes.. an guess wot, u shuld be happy!

Did I say I was light skinned a more reason u nid to desist frm callin me sweery. I'm black, I'm proud 2b black and don't 4get black is beauty. Go ask MJ, he'll tell u dat. I dnt nid ur help but definitely u nid help. Av u taken ur medications 2day? If no, pls do so asap. And I'm sad, heartbroken, irritated u r chattin wiv me londoner

Mr..Cork:
errm Correction..REAL MEN in Nigeria dont talk about London coz they never been to London..they can only dream abut it though...Anyways, ama Londoner so plis show respect..cheers!

Real men in Nigeria don't go to work their as.s off in London as a pizza man. And anytime they dream abt london, they pack their stuffz and go for vacation there and not to work thr butts off bt to rest. As 4ur respect part, you can't demand for it, respect comes naturally to pple who deserve it. Btw, wot r u still doin here? Didn't I say shoooo d othr tym?

Mr..Cork:
sweeery.. am only speakin on be half of Nigerian guys who admit Nigerian womens are normaly ugly...especialy those dark skin ones...loook at Ginivig..she look like a Witch doctor,s receptionist (no oofeinse)

hahahaha, can't stop laughin, hw many times will I tell u I'm nt ur sweerie. Look me in my eye, do I resemble a white woman? Let Nigerian men speak for themselves, don't make urself their spokesman. Beta run to her, now dt she rembles a witchdoctor to make u juju so dat u can be d oga of ur whiteman boss and so dat ur grammar can improve.

Mr..Cork:
Ok madam..must u keep posting rubbish on Nairaland beocz you never been to London? ..r u angry?

to u it seems rubbish and u knw why because u r rubbish my frnd. And y wud I be jealous of a london pizza delivery man And d way u kip chippin in ur "I'm frm london, I'm a londoner" into every thread makes u sound like a slowpoke, a feature I dnt like in men. Real men will neva talk d way u do. Now dat u've succeeded in lettin us knw u r a londoner, wot do u want us to do abt it?

Mr..Cork:
Nigerian womens are normaly ugly anyways..i never date them..Its all about white womens..4real!

why are u giving answers nobody asked. I can't c whr any1 asked u any question.

Mr..Cork:
Madam am from London and on behalf of Nigeria, if u dont hav any important thread to post, pliss look for plate to wash, or foods to cook or Cloths to iron or Market to go to (no oofeince)

I've done all I'm s'posed to do, but u my londoner frnd need to improve on ur grammar so dat u won't end up as a white man's babysitter. U and ds ur london flauntin sef, I guess ds is ur 1st tym of leaving wc eva country u r frm. Now shooo, I said move ur as,s man

donroxy: u stii dey vex Nna na wa ooh, dem no dey reprimand u for ur house....abi na me first tell u ur problem....ok, am so sorry!!

If dat boring novel u jez wrote is wot u call reprimand, then I'll gladly tell u itz B/Sh,it. And as a gentle lady, I accept ur apology. Now b a goodboi

biolabee: Dear feyi, I am sure you don't want to go that path so I will let this slide
I did not pee on the bed but I had wet dreams of your sweet bakassi

numba 1, I'm nt ur dear and numba 2, kids r too young to av wet dreams, now I'm gonna av to prevent u frm using d internet, so u won't b corrupt. So, u r grounded for one week young man.

donroxy: Yeaah baby, tis better to think of what to write than to write bull......Shit.....!!!

All d same,i saw ur reply belatedly......so....I replied late too....!!!


No,I'm not ''Nuts''

And we re all learner even a teacher is one....!!!

Gbogbo wa lati so points wa.....Ma binu shogbo!!!

Is dat all? You are soooo boring

miccodb: 2 of una no well o. na dating site be dis abi na match making topic? make una go find room joor

Eh ya! Now u r red wt jealousy, sorry I'm so not into online dating, he seems to knw me while I don't, just got curious. Y am I explaining 2u? U can be jealous for all I care, and dat won't make me follow u on twitter. U r so OYO

Mr..Cork:
is this news?

R u asking me? Did u c d heading News!News!!News!!! ?

karpentar: I won't tell you for obvious reasons! Go and look for your own.

Didn't ask u to tell me. Aint a lesbian o, look 4my own wat U must b a lady karpentar Got u!