₦airaland Forum

xynerise: ok lets cast a lot?

pls do, I'm waiting.

xynerise: I was saying she is an antelope

Still I insist she's not

xynerise: look here woman, u cannot bribe me with a judas kiss

Judas kiss won't do on a sunday like ds. Moreova, Judas is a man, I'm a lady. If u had said Judith's kiss I may av undastood u beta. Sunday is a holy day, so *gives u a holy peck on ur forehead* . Now wot were u saying b4 all ds?

xynerise: beg me again

Oh yeah? U can ask me to beg u again

xynerise: I still insist she is an antelope

And I still beg to differ

xynerise: Then she is an antelope

An antelope? I fink not. I guess she's loyal to the core Wot says u bro?

IZUKWU: this attention you are giving to your love life,if you give this same attention to your english,am sure it will reciprocate back. Face your books. Sis, life is in stages.

Are you high on something? Y r u quoting me? Does my username resembles that of the op? Or am I the one seeking attention to my love life? u must be suffering from strabismus

Wow! U mean wiv ur bushy anus the ladies still went for you? Now u got me wondering...

Agreed. Wot belongs to him belongs 2u. But taking money frm his pocket wtout his awareness is equivalent to stealing. You could have told him u want to take some money out of his pocket, dat sounds better to avoid disputes.

xynerise: even if they have a boyfriend in another faculty, they must have another mugu bf in their dept.

wot if she doesn't get another mugu bf in her department?

Pope UDENSI: Please stop making me laugh unnecessarily...

Seriously frown ur face and suck in ur cheeks then u won't laugh unnecessarily.

xynerise: A lot of benefits especially to the girls.
1. Free answers to assignments.
2. Bodyguard.
3. Free meal in a restaurant
4. They get answers free in an exam hall when they sit close their boyfriends.

Wot if d boyfriend z not in her department, so they don't offer the same course, how does she get free answers to assignments and free answers in d exam hall?

Stay in school kiddo and forget about boys for now. English Language needs your devoted attention.

Wot an epistle!!! @ Op abeg no vex, chai, u don finish d lady. U wicked oooo

Mr..Cork:
...wha did i do?

R u asking me that?? If yes, u can ask that again.

Mr..Cork:
..if only Nigerian females or dark skin females could watch & learn from the ONLY 2 hottest light skin sweet Beautys & plissin to the eye: MOD Ogugua (Beyansi lookalike) & ODunu (Halle berry lookalike)....Nigeria would hav sumtin more to be proud of..

..but insted, they all loook the oppposite ...White women dont even act like that (no oofeinsese)

why can't you use your brain for once? Must you always be dependent on medications before you talk reasonably? Are you not black? If this light skinned fever is directed towards black skinned females then it should be applicable to dark skinned males too. Since you are black, why not take the lead and do somfn abt urself first so that u can be a gigolo and be as hot as orlando bloom, jesse metcalfe, channing tatum, terrence howard, johnny depp, gerard butler, brad pitt and the likes, then pple will follow ur lead. And stop displaying ur stupidity for the whole world to see.

Screwface: Seriously, are those her shoulder blades or bones or whatever?
How in God's name is this girl living a healthy lifestyle?

U mean clavicles? Shoulder blades= scapula and r located on d postero-lateral aspect of d thoracic cage, I mean u can only c shoulder blades at d back not infront.

Ok. Does he drive them all daily? Which one will he drive to heaven? Stupidity in the highest order displayed. Even his facial expression luks stewpid. Are there no poor in his empire he could help?

Op, wiv evryfn goin on in Nig, u singled out d police outfit and made it ur bone of contention. If itz ugly on dem, how does dat affect u? Is it on ur body they wore it? Abi u wan join police force?

Kolade9: Na Wizkid give dem money....abi na Pepsi?

U read my thoughts

All becos they said u r d most teethsome guy wen u think u r d most handsome and u let dat get into ur head? I SMH

Boricua:Negro:
Right, Because, sniffing a woman's vajine and butt hole during sexxual intercourse automatically deems you a social miscreant unable to provide and procure monetary means via Job or Financial Economic Discovery.

Right?.........

Now Write the next primitive ignorant wall of text scribble for me to devour and swallow with my engulfed blazing like Lyrical text.

Yeah left. Literally speakin I neva said u were jobless, but now dat u've said it all, now I knw y u sniff arnd lyk a german shepherd. I guess ds is primitive enof 4u to whet ur appetite, to devour, swallow, and digest. Api sniffin arnd, u need it.

Boricua:Negro:
I guess you have all smelled a woman's assshole that did not smell liike shitt either right?

Female Body Odor Ftw

and I guess ur assshole z smelling jollof rice . Beta discipline urself to smell money, blessings and other gud things in life instead of puttin ur nose unda a skirt to sniff v's and ass3s

Op, aren't u a man? Pls give ur answer too

Boricua:Negro:
Natural Body Odor of a Woman is not automatically a sign of an infectious agent.

Stop it.

Every Vajina i have EVER sniffed has smelt like Fish.

Make all the "Your type of ladies must be...." jokes all ya want

No woman has a scentless Vagine...it does not exist

So u've bn sniffin v's abt, and they smell like fish(wc is a sign of infection), weldone boy. Don't worry kip sniffin arnd u'll get d 1 dat smells lyk ponmo.

Boricua:Negro:
Sounds like a Fine Black Queen to me.

I prefer women who have a little natural funk odor thing going on.

Super Turn On.

oh yeah? Wen u catch infection or infection catches u, then u'll be turned on for real. @ Op ur article is ridiculous.

Mr..Cork:
..well it waz the Nigerian women in Toroto!

I guess u r d 19yr-old guy in question. See ur life outside cork

Mr..Cork:
..so why do dark skin females have low self estim and why r they always jelous of the light skin females?...juss loook at Subomi-luv(f) or pheykemo (2 dark skin females)? ...

R u nuts Mr cockroach? Is it a crime to luv myself, evry1 knws u hate hu u are. If u dnt av a low self esteem, you'll be proud to call urself an african and not tryin to eat d crumbs of a white man, cos dat won't make u white. Admit it, u r BLACK!!!

Subomi-luv:
None taken its called freedom of choice, cant hate on you for that, but ur still dumb

I totally agree wt u.