₦airaland Forum

StagethemTVee:
Examine thyself

therajah:
My landlady is staying alone while her husband stays abroad. She said i must not bring a girl home... that if i do and she sees the girl gng into my apartment, she starts imagining different things and dat turns her on and cld make her commit.

Alitair:
Quarantined or on Vacation...? Everything in Nigeria is a Scam

famology:
Some fools were hoping for a reversal after seeing what happened in the case of bayelsa?
some people are so dumb.

Arogba:
You're an idiot, where is the equipment? So ordinary laboratory telescope that can be found in almost every village in Nigeria is now a serious medical equipment.

Fabolousibk1:
Mad Religious fanatics .....A Muslim girl visit me last week,after eating,drinking together, we started doing the thing

This girl was about to put my dick in her mouth and i heard her whisper “bismillah”

Bruh wtf?

einsteine:
So Lafarge a quoted, multinational firm decided to lie?

Do you know how small 600 million is? They won't go to such lengths because of an amount that is less than 2 million dollars.

When you people ought to be woke, you won't, it's in the unnecessary time that you think of silly conspiracy theories

lomprico:
there is no Corona virus in nigeria. the ministry of health wants to get their hands on the 620 million set aside to fight d disease. the Italian 'if any' na scam.

we dint see his picture, they dint tell us his name, which airline carried him? was he the only Italian to have entered the country that day? yet one man came out to say he was d uber driver that carried him, did the health ministry post the Italian picture anywhere for us to see, how did d driver know he is d one?

trilobite:
What she didn't have in looks she made up in character. Girl was so loving I never felt the need to cheat despite being surrounded by beautiful women in my base at the time.

Then she mentioned something about her HOD always giving her all her exam scripts days before her exams, I was like why would he do that?

Till there was an urgent need for her to spend one week with her uncle, and I shouldn't call her during that period else the man would report her to her parents.

Doing the maths I realized:
Uncle = HOD!!! That's why baby girl is on first class!!!

I removed her from mind, she tried to use sex to rope me back (many of them always do that) without success.

It pains me because I still haven't met a girl as selflessly loving as her.

crackkhaus:
Unless you're Beyonce pretending to be a nairalander, I don't understand where this guts came from.

OmoAlakija:
Because I fckd her in the a*ss while she was sleeping