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hope he neck brake? if he neck nor brake Na bi say D accident nor try reach, he papa Na dey spoil Dis country if he papa do D road for he time all Dis casalah nor go happen, stupid papa won use he sin take rub D innocent boy.

Waste of Mb

Guy dis is not an issue to discuss on nairaland na, if na me b u i for don destroy her honey pot with one kind wicked position next time she won't call u for sex, and come to think of it if u lose ur job ur marriage will b on a long run becoz no woman will what to sleep on an empty stomach.

Note
remember job r hard to find right now.

If u nor fit give her abeg send me her contact number or Facebook username

kYjelly2:
a beautiful yansh, spotless light skin yansh with pink yansh hole and strawberry smell but i can manage lemon

chia Guy na only u go create your wife.

Emmyk:
I'm okay with the 5gb for 70naira own I get daily

really ? Pls can u share the code with me ?

But then again...maybe it was just a mistake...

BB and BJ are kindoff close..hear her out first


yeah he is right maybe is a mistakes becoz ur name and that of ur friend is almost the same pronunciation.

08108290406

chinnyfity:
The whatsApp group has been created, if u still want to be added, u can still drop ur number, its a very funny group.

08108290406

I remember dis position back in sch is very painful especially wen d cane touch only half of ur yash.





But i won't allow anybody, i mean anybody weather teacher or principal to treat my children like dis, students r not slave so they shouldn't b treated like one.

agohmamuda:
You can also go, we promise to get back to you. We also want to get answers from ifa.

Lol ifa indeed

Lol i remember wen i dey secondary sch that fufu nor go reach me and my guys eat.

ProfGday:
How I Took A Girl To Her Room To Show Her My Thing.
She Was Sitting Alone At Their Verandah When I Came, Their
Compound Was Empty, Everyone Had Gone Out, Vivian I Want To
Show You Something, What Is It? She Asked.
Can I Show It To You In Your Room? Okay, She Replied.
We Went Inside, Can We Close The Door? Hmmmm, Okay She Agreed.
Can We Close The Window? Okay, She Accepted.
Can We Off The Lights? Yeeeesss, She Responded.
Hold My Hand, She Held My Hand. What Is it? She Inquired.
I Unveiled It And Said See, My New Wrist-Watch, It Shines In
Darkness.
For Those Whose Minds Has Gone Far, Pray So That Evil Thought Will
Leave You This Year.


ISHILOVE.................DO UR THING

even u urself dey think wetin me dey think

kennyman2000:
A little bit like his father. He looks cute though..

Lol did i hear u say cute ? U nor c d way d goat full d chair with him pot belle.

the speed at which d two guys above me types, is OUT of earth.

k4kenny:
I remember seeing the number 9 story on an episode of 1000 ways to die. Also that of the Siamese queen.

yeah me too have also see it on 1000 ways to die on Sony Max.

You need memor X, is it by force to cook beanscake ?

tosyne2much:
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u most b suffering from disease of the brain, why most u add Real Madrid name in your post ?

Bbsharon:
Am waiting for that super man that will cross seven rivers and seven mountains to propose to me.

c dis one, if the guy manage cross one gutter nor marry am. U think say Nigeria guys get time to stress themselves cross seven river and seven mountain to marry one black devil.

kunzaar83:
yea, border colie can be trained to be baby sitting, but you have to make sure that you go out for exercise with the dog on daily basis coz its an action dog, its best moment is task that has to do with a lot of actions, that is border colie for you.... I have a video of a border colie playing with a baby to keep the baby busy so that the baby won't cry, and they are playing together, I don't know how I'll send u that video coz its like 4.6MB it can't go here on nairaland, so if u use whatsapp tell me the number I'll send you the video...

yes send it to 08108290406

kunzaar83:
yea, border colie can be trained to be baby sitting, but you have to make sure that you go out for exercise with the dog on daily basis coz its an action dog, its best moment is task that has to do with a lot of actions, that is border colie for you.... I have a video of a border colie playing with a baby to keep the baby busy so that the baby won't cry, and they are playing together, I don't know how I'll send u that video coz its like 4.6MB it can't go here on nairaland, so if u use whatsapp tell me the number I'll send you the video...

yes i have whatsapp my number is 08108290406

kunzaar83:
it depends on the breed, Rottweiller is dangerous with kids but 100% good for security, Border colie can be trained to do almost everything, cowboys send Border colie with their animals for rearing in the bush, and they know their boundaries and the time to come back home, and can be trained to know your blood suger is high by coming close to you, 1nce is high, it will gently go and bring the treatment kit for you, Border colie can also be trained to smell cancer cells in a blood samples and the cost of test is there by reduced, Border Colie is considered the most intelligent animal after humans beings

is Border colie a good babysitter ?

Am just speechless

pryme:
I had a friend once that has been in a r/ship for 6 yrs but as the days goes by the gal became more and more of a b*tch, yes my friend had his own short comings but the gals own was worse, there was even a time the gal went as far as slapping me friend (that's to show how bad it was), anyway I told my friend to call of the r/ship cos he complains most the time about this gal, her insults, her arrogance, and stubbornness, But my friend said he can't (yes the gal was beautiful - that was one of the reason he could not let go), he said to invest 6yrs in a r/ship is not easy to let go like that.

you won't believe it took the guy 3yrs to call off the r/ship, and this was because the gal traveled to be with her parents for some time.

Today the guy is in love with another gal, not as beautiful as the first one, but this new gal makes the guy laff most of the time, it's like life has just started for him cos there something now in his life that make life worth living.

There was a time he nearly shade tears when he remembers how he nearly end up marrying the other gal. He now sees there are good gals in this world one should not waste his future with one that will only bring unhappiness.

i love ur write up, chop knuckle

Na wa o instead of dis guy to go fetch water and find solution to d burning super market he dey busy snap picture

How does dis post even make front paget