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For Sale:

iPhone XS Max (Gold)
64GB

Chip Unlocked (Free Chip inclusive)

Neat and Clean, strong battery life

USB Charger and chord

2 Body Pouch

Purchase receipt available

220k

Ikoyi, Lagos

Following. In need to know

temmie24:
The actual price of the shoe was 43k.It is a new shoe,the owner mistakenly remove the price tag.

Then pls watch your tongue. Why will you tell me "that am I alright"?

You’re very stupid for this response. You’re not alright at all. Ugly shoes

chinochizzy:
Anyone with useful information about where one can get a successful abortion, should pls email me, at pridezeal@yahoo.com

Inasmuch as I’m pro-life, I’m more of pro-planned parenthood. But I’m not pro-sexual irresponsibility.

Beforehand = Abstain

If you missed this

During action = Use quality condoms correctly

If you missed this

After action = Use Postpill and PEP immediately.

Please be wise and actively guard your life and destiny.

temmie24:
Quality men shoe,size 42 going on clearance sale at the rate of #28,000,slightly negotiable.

To Order for it WhatsApp 08064929464.

Are you alright? Or you mean 2,800 naira

Females need men to get money. Men need money to get women. See the vicious circle?

Naturalistically speaking, women are hypergamous while men are polygamous. That’s why when a woman gets all the money herself, she doesn’t want a man. However when a man gets all the money, he suddenly wants all the chics.

Dear ladies, work for your money or fvuck for your money. If you can’t engage in any of these, kindly meet your fellow females for urgent 2k and interest-free favors.

Once a female is no longer a virgin, she’s like a car put on neutral gear, she has no bearing of her own. She will sway according to the direction a capable male swings her to.

1. Triangle group:

This is the most conservative category. The most efficient way to graduate with a 2.1 is by joining this category. Triangle in this case, denotes a tripartite pattern of lifestyle on campus: Hostel, Class and Library, nothing more. If school is in session, you will certainly find them in any of these places or else check the clinic. This category have no time for anything apart from studying, this is where you find the efikos and the ‘la cram la pour’ individuals. In all honesty 90% of them make excellent grades, except the follow-follow amongst them.


2. Relationship group
Either one relationship or multiple relationships, these ones can’t be without a relationship throughout their stay in school. Most of them cohabit and already have 5 years marriage experience before even getting a single work experience.

3. Old age group
Do you remember that 38 year old lady/man in your department? This is their category. You will be talking to your colleague and be saying sir, sir, sir. These ones have experienced how it is in the real world and have come back to achieve their academic dreams. Most times they offer unsolicited advice that youngsters can hardly relate to. They try to study and cope but most of them end up with 2:2.

4. Cultism group
These are the real MEN. If you know, you know. Awon Wole Soyinka.

5. Religious group
Also know as Spirikoko people, these ones can carry church and mosque matter on their head eh. Lectures will be going on but you will mostly find them under the tree behind the hall carrying out intercessory prayers. They are very selective of the people in their circle and move in cliques. Religious extremism is the passcode to break into their circle. I admire them a lot, but sadly a vast majority are hypocrites.

6. Off off campus group
These ones don’t just live off campus, they live off off campus ie. they live in ‘town’. Only God knows how they get to hear about tests, assignments and exams because you will never see them in school/class, but will find them in every crucial situation: examination. These ones are either working full time jobs or too lazy/uninspired to attend classes. This category have mastered the art of blocking, sorting and egunje, they are on first name terms with your professors. Most of them just want a final CGPA of 2.53 and they feel accomplished.

7. Prostitution and sugar daddy group
These are the slay queens, slay mamas, runs girls and campus shepeteris. These ones are not your mates because they move with the high and mighty in town. Well versed with all the hotels, clubs, swimming pools, hangout spots etc., they possess the latest gadgets and fashion items including hairs, eyelashes, perfumes, jewelry, lingeries, bags, etc. Inasmuch as most of them are empty headed, a good percentage of them eventually graduate with 2.1. E shock you?

8. Aspiring entertainers group
The campus musicians, actresses, beauty queens and party organizers are found here. Most of them are extremely talented but just a few get to live the dream of becoming superstars.

9. Politics group
These ones are activists cum politicians. From department president to faculty senator to SUG general secretary. Very pompous set of people who start feeling like Obafemi Awolowo after winning an election. It is in this category that corruption was birthed in Nigeria.

10. Yahoo boys group
Romance scammers, hackers, ‘investors’ and ‘traders’. This category consist of our famed G boys who will prove to you that anything is possible with money. These Extremely loud set of people will flaunt heavy cars and the most contemporary gadgets in the most controversial manner. They oppress and suppress those who get stipends from home, to the extent that ‘if you can’t beat them, join them’. Most guys are so scared of them and the ladies are usually happy around them. They party like 99, live lavida loca, if e pain you, go hug transformer.

NB: Fashionistas, Sex freaks, pastors kids, rich kids are evenly distributed amongst these groups.

ewawumi:
Uncle, I didn't say I'm selling oooo; I said I am looking to buy those items

Who’s your uncle?

ewawumi:
The following items are needed in Lagos, Preferably around Ketu and Ikorodu.
1. Rug big enough for sitting room
2. 4.5 by 6 feet bedframe
3. 32" Flat-screen TV
4. Gotv decoded with antenna and rwmote
5. DVD player/home thearter

Location, pictures and prices please.

By nature, women are very unrelenting in their shit tests. It is up to you to maintain this marathon and be unrelenting in your success rates. You snooze you loose.

Damn, This man has a unique style.

Hairstyle
Bleaching
Articulation
Ambition
Hot Temper
Pride
Self esteem

I heard he has HIV...

missbae:
contact?

07045043813

Hello,

Plastic table and chair for Sale at Fadeyi/Mushin/Onipanu.


Both goes for 2k last price.

Does anyone have a dark colored room-sized rug for sale in the Island area of Lagos and environs? Kindly quote me with location, pictures and price. Thanks.

biz2get:
Two wooden window blinds Ready for Clearance,

Lagos .

Number in sig.

Pictures, price, location and contact details.

berryace007:
10k what's your location

Obalende/Onikan/Ikoyi

Add small something on your 10k

Call me 0704 504 3813

Hp laptop. Pentium. Long lasting battery. Windows 8. 2 Gb RAM. 456gb. Bad keyboard.

15k Negotiable

07045043813

Hp laptop. Pentium. Long lasting battery. Windows 8. 2 Gb RAM. 456gb. Bad keyboard.

15k Negotiable

07045043813

SilverNorGold:
Brb jor, mah go hustle for Silver and Gold. Alpha Malism no go put food for my table.

Other Alpha Males should feel free to contribute.

It may not put food on your table, but will definitely save you from getting manipulated to submit your resources to an undeserving hoe disguised as girlfriend.

TouchOfSpice:
It is working.

The 4th one is the hottest/bigger plate.

okay. I’m paying on Saturday. Your number please.

Every single line of reasoning and illustration by the op is a pure fact.

If you want to escape the simphood forever, you have to accept the fact that your mercilessness to females will not work against you, contrary to societal belief. It will actually work in your Favour in form of respect.

TouchOfSpice:
Hello sir.

Here is the picture.

Hope it fits what you want

How much last and location? The 4th burner isn’t working

Spallanzani:
Am I missing something from you lot, I bought my new DSTV for 10k with all the kits i even got 2 months free sub, are you guys just trying to be miserable in life. What kind of milking is this. This thread is for clearance sales. What kind of wickedness is this. Infact all the prices on your items are ridiculous.

I swear. Very annoying lot

TouchOfSpice:
Hello sir.

I have the 4 burner (Bosch). Digital with Led display.

Price, pictures and location please.

preciousele:
wardrobe for sale... just need little repair 15k slightly negotiateable. location oshodi call 07057008377

Throw this shît away! Why the fvck will you sell this bullcrap for 15k?

EasyPeazy:
I have this HomePower Home Theater Speaker for sale. If interested chat or call me.

Price: 5k

Location: Ikeja

Number: 09090907136

I’m interested. Does it used batteries? What’s the average battery life? Does it use Bluetooth?

TouchOfSpice:
Hello sir.

I have the 4 burner (Bosch). Digital with Led display.

Please share pics and price