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[quote author=Mynd_44]Lol[/quote]Its not a funny suntin oo...

Osama10: Dem no circumcise that one oh.

As if U knw wetin I dey tink sef... Na d tin him wan take go nack by force.... Choi!

Shollypopz: LMAO! ItsModella and everyone that quoted her made this thread so much fun. I almost peed on myself when a guy said, "beware of ritualists" HAHAHAHAHA

Yea! Saw that too...

[quote author=Mynd_44]Talk about "go and sin no more"[/quote]Yea! A perfect case for that...

SniperInADiaper: It looks like a clean cut.. How did she do it?

Baffles me BRO... Doesn't seem to b like there was a struggle... D dude is lucky though... Cuz, its gonna b attached back...

fittty: None!!!!

Point of correction you should change the topic to "LOCAL STAR"
Neither Tuface or De'banj's music has ever been on the Billboard or even been on 106&park countdown so why regard them as Stars??
Now who do u call as a star?
An artist who's music is listened to worldwide, Artist who gets the attention of people different from his/her own tribe/country. You are only regarded as a star when you travel out of your home country for a show, get to the airport and have FOREIGNERS wait for you at the airport to take a pic and chase after your tour bus. Now take a look at Psy(Gangnam Style) that's who you regard as a Star overnight, when u have the world listening to your music then you're regarded as a star and not some local sh*t....

Ur view is a little myopic... I'm sure U ve never been out of this country... Cuz, If U ve U won't b calling these guys local stars... The whole of Africa knows n celebrates them....

mimifonwon: ...
see hater, how do you know i dont have all those, you have never met me, and if u must know i dont want the brain of ellen johnsom sirleaf, am content with what i have. The men i mentioned i have met, and dined and been around from my childhood to adulthood, and admire them, both ojukwu and soyinka were (and in the case of soyinka still is) my father's close friend, so go kick rock, you dont know me. I guess you dont qualify, cuz by your reply its evident you have none of their qualities, all you have is the cowardice, of a chavunistic biatch Niggah. Empty bucket. Dont ever call me a female dog, cuz if you dont know by now i dont turn the other cheek when someone insults me. Be warned!!! hoha!!. A word is good for the wise.

Just take it easy.... Don't let what ppl say in a forum get to ya... Dia intentions mite be misconstrued....

Gee001: Truthfully d kind of guy most women find attractive is a rich guy b4 any sexy attribute dey think he possesses but nt all women r d same though.

Are U indirectly telling us that's d 1st attribute U look out for?

mimifonwon: Lol we can all dream now, am just saying, am attracted to men that show that they have potential to be great and proves it to me in their aspirations and goals- realistic goals-no fantasies. as long as he is educated and has something doing am okay. He doesnt have to be the richest, but can take care of himself, i dont mind helping. I feel that only women with myopic minds and and who are lazy chase after men for their money, for having all money in the world does not guarantee you happiness. I am just attracted to a man who has all i listed before, but nothing melts my heart than a man with a beautiful smile that respects women and a go getter. I dont mind if he doesnt have six packs, but no pot belly,nooo--never, i cannot do, and i cannot date a man that am taller than and M 5'7 without heels and can get to 6'1 in six inch heels. But Dare, i would forget the height if his smile is gorgeous.

I'm your Guy....

berem: ok thank God it is not a jokes! afraid haf catched me now.i wented to jumps in the lagoons before i changeth my soul. i understood you well.

Lol...

richarts: Vicky and berem whats the matters? Why must you quotes my replying if you do not understood? I just doesnt like how nairalanders characteristic.

Anyways, I like boths of your name.

Dude!... If its a joke... Its really working...

ThiefOfHearts: Many people wish they could reach old age. Nothing wrong with old.

U don't seem like 1 wit a pot tummy yet... U r d one on ma paddy's case... Haba nau!... U fine joor...

ThiefOfHearts: Plenty of oyibos with flat tummies for you to choose from

With flat back... Nah... I'd rather still wit black women....

nikkyshyne: Well, Calories taken are converted to body fats which finds refuge at the belly region. You can't really blame 'them' because most women body mechanism is slow to burn these fats unless the girl want to go all the way.

Anyways, the belly fat issue no concern me becox mine is like Beyonce's

With ur hair wey b like.... Sealed lips.... It can't fit b true say ur tummy flat....

acidtalk: Haven't you ever heard the addage, "AWUF DEY RUN BELLE".

Most of them are gluttons, that feed fat on the 'hustle' of men.

Watch the ones with flat tummy, they are working hard for their money and are frugal in spending.

Lwtmb.... Still roftl....

The Ekiti State Police Command has arrested an 85-year-old man, Samuel Oladipupo, for allegedly raping a 12-year-old JSS 1 pupil.

Our correspondent gathered that the suspect had on
Sunday called the victim (name withheld) and sent
her on an errand but later accused the girl of
stealing his phone.
In the process of searching for the phone, Oladipupo
was said to have grabbed the girl in his sitting room
and forcibly had sex with her.

The suspect, however, denied having sex with the
girl insisting that the pupil seduced him. He said he
attempted to have sex with the girl but controlled
himself when he realised that the girl might have
been sent to lure him into trouble.
Oladipupo, who is said to have two wives, told
journalists at the Police headquarters that he sent
the victim on an errand to buy him a recharge card.

He added that when the girl returned, she said she
was hungry and he offered her food.
According to Oladipupo, while eating, she stripped
herself naked, exposed her breasts and asked him
to explain while her two breasts were not the same
size.

“At his point, I became aroused and I made an
attempt to have sex with her but as I was about to
penetrate her, I realised that she might have been
sent to put me in trouble. So, I jumped up and left
her. I did not have sex with her,” the suspect said.
But the victim who denied that she seduced the old
man said she had gone to mend her sandals when
the suspect sent her to buy him a recharge card.
She said after buying the card and loaded it in the
man’s phone, Oladipupo later accused her of
stealing his phone.

She stated that the suspect accosted her and she
followed him to his apartment. But on getting to his
sitting room, the girl said the phone was found on
the television and he apologised.
“As I was about to go out of the room, the man
grabbed me and pushed me to the sofa in his room
and forcibly had sex with me. I screamed and a
woman who heard the noise came in and took me
to my mother,” the girl said.

The victim’s father, who wished to be identified as
Ojo, said the suspect was fond of molesting
teenagers, adding that his atrocities had always
been kept secret because of his age.
The Police Public Relations Officer in the state, Mr.
Victor Babayemi, said the victim had been taken to
a hospital for medical examination to ascertain if
the man had sex with her.

He added that the police had contacted the Ekiti
State Gender-Based Violence Prohibition Committee
to rehabilitate the victim.
Babayemi added that the case would be charged to
court as soon as the investigation was concluded.

[quote author=acidosis™]I can't stand the sight of blokos in a polythene bag[/quote]Lol... Y BRO?...

[quote author=acidosis™]

omg! omg!! omg!!!



[/quote]Lol... Y r U omg!!! Omging.....?

A 40-year-old Bangladesh woman Monju
Begum put a stop to an attempted rape when
she cut of the manhood of the alleged rapist
and sent to police as evidence.

According to Daily Mail, the alleged rapist,
Begam’s neighbour, Mozammel Haq Mazi,
forced his way into her shanty and began
sexually assaulting her.

Police say Begum stopped the attack by cutting
off his penis, placed the evidence into a
polythene bag and took it into police as proof
that Mazi had attempted to rape her.

Speaking on the incident, police spokesperson
Abul Khaer said ‘It is quite an unusual incident.
As far as I am aware, this is the first time that a
woman has brought a severed penis to the
police station as evidence’.

Meanwhile, Mazi denied the allegations telling
investigators that the two were having an affair.
In his version, Mazi said ‘recently she suggested
that both of us can go settle down inDhaka,”
said Mazi. “I refused and told her that I cannot
leave my wife and children, so she took revenge
on me.”

Khaer confirmed that the suspect would be
arrested once he gets better.
Doctors say the man’s pénis will not be re-
attached.

k2039: obviously the world is not comming to an end tomorrow,very certain of that.

If I knew I will be dying tomorrow,I will spend the day paying back my enemies in their own coin,call all my crush I couldnt say I love you too and tell them what I couldnt then and I will spend the night with my family members

My last meal will be pounded yam with vegetable rich in snail,gizzard andcrayfish with cat fish.

What do U mean by "pay them in their own coin"?...

What better place or forum to ask this than nairaland....

If you knew for certain that the world was going to end tomorrow, what would you spend today/tonight doing?

Sincere response please......

CrazyMan: I would dump her and have a big talk with my brother.

What do U mean by "serious talk".... Fisticuffs or tantrums?....

CrazyMan: I would dump her and have a big talk with my brother.

What do U mean by "serious talk".... Fisticuffs or tantrums?....

[quote author=Kobojunkie]You seriously don't know why that inane question of yours would vex someone?



If it pisses U off so much dude... Y r U still here?...

Daresh: Actually this is not a brain fart it actually happens. I heard of a lady that went to her daughters for omugwo. She got pregnant for her son in law. This one na true story the woman is from my husbands place.

Mouth wide open... What hapend eventually?... What did she do to her mum?...

dmcdad: Surely I'll forgive him buh dnt talk about forgeting cuz u knw whats up on that. I dnt think I'll want to involve myself in anything with him anymore buh that doesnt we will not be in talking-termz

Mehn... Its such a dicey issue oo...

honeypie311: Wat realy happened? Details pls

All I want is just ur honest reaction... If it were to b U.....

dmcdad: Personally, I won't act as expected. I'll just walk away quietly and that will be the end...

For your partner... I can understand... What about ur sibling? Will U ever b able to forgive n forget?...

Kobojunkie: @Which kind yeye question be this? Some of y'all think public forums are places to post your brain farts, ain't it?

Y e cme dey vex U like this?... Abi na Victim U b?