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thepussyhunter:
na wah o...........aunty why you quote everything na
anyways op if she stays in abuja kindly give her this number 0817610**** (check ur email for the remaining numbers)
thanks as you comply

brother no mind me jare na mistake

mikky4764:
Don't know if he was involved or not, but one thing I know that might land him in prison is if he lied to the police

lie in what aspect?

fayded:
Hey guys, so I gat this girl, we were into fwb then later on, things gat pretty serious and well the stage we are at now has no name(lolz). We are not dating but we can't sleep with other people, and we hang out alot and do alot of things together, but we ain't dating.. This brings me to my reason for writing this..
... Before we decided to get serious, she had a confession and told me that she slept with a guy, some days after we first had sex. I am d first person to go there. Her excuse was that her v.card(virginity) was everything to her, and after we did it, she felt I was a fvckboy and that I was never coming back,so it depressed her and made her feel small. That's why she did it with that guy. I also had my own lil escapades but none was serious for me, so after all our confessions, we decided to be exclusive.
...my problem is that she is always trying to make me jealous, and not in a kinda cute way, but in a very childish annoying way. It really really pisses me off. It doesn't make me jealous, but rather angry. She can be like.. "I'm going man-shopping".. Or she will be scrolling through pictures of guys on fbk and be like "I want this guy,how can I get his number", and she does this around me, and makes sure that I hear it. She doesn't even follow through with it sef... It's just annoying..
.. The next one is the stupid mind games she plays.. She'll be like"I understand it when guys cheat, it's not easy, there are so many fine girls, if I were a guy I'd cheat too," but this girl would be angry when a girl passes and calls me "honey, how re u? ".. She ll also get angry when I say a girl is fine or when a girl visits me, she'll be calling d girl bitchhhh(behind her back of course)... Also she'll be like "I don't like the idea of dates, just two people sitting down and talking to each other and eating, I can eat in my room"(ive never taken her out though)..
.. Look, when I tried to define us, she was like "dating would make it so boring and maybe hard, let's just continue with what we have"... And d next day after an argument she was like.. "Define us, what are we".. Gadddd, very frustrating girl. I just don't know how I fell for her.
Oh and also, she has this thing about who will say "I love you" first.. She once said it when we were "doing" it.. And I was like "huh? "..she just formed moaning and I left it.
From this I wrote here, you can maybe judge that she is a small girl.. (Yea, 19yrs).I'm 2 years older than her though..she is cool though otherwise, and doesn't ask for money, also very intelligent.

and i'll be like "can you tell me the full meaning of fwb please"?

He'll get over it with time

Correct

PUSSYHOE:
because a man chase skirt that is why you are a hoe? look at MUMU reasoning

so na u con reason well right, oh boy na two of us reason like mumu

candlewax:
no, it makes me horn.y

so your own daddy too did not train you well as not to be lost over a... Right?

candlewax:
thank god i run after the ones on long pants （trousers）

trousers or pants, there was a run... So that makes you what? Aja

Florblu:
Why are you thinking like a bed bug?

idun

What about a guy who's a dog and runs after everything on skirt??

Wetin yoruba buy for your hand abeg?

KendrickAyomide:
Chei !! This is tragic

very very

iamJ:
you no dey sleep?

you too no dey sleep?

Una no dey sleep?

Oh my world, what a loss.. May her gentle soul rest on

candlewax:
how are you doing today

very well.. U?

Really? Issokay

Na so you mend your own?

candlewax:
whats amazing, the fact you make me cum or whaat？
nice chest by the way

the fact that God will forgive you now

Amazing

Ifakiland:
Don't be shy

okay

Ifakiland:
Send me ur account number and 3 reasons why u need the money

and u want me to give u here? Haaa

Hian

Untill u gimme that same amount, then i go knw maybe i fit do wetin she dey do

Zaga that

Hahahaha, may God forgive you oooo

kingxsamz:
well u can just say 'he's amazing'

amazing what?

Na una we go ask oh

I swear i don't know what to say to this guy.. Chai

Hit the block button straight, no time