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Ur babe no knw as e dey go period

ikp120:
Yeah, that's cool bro.
They ain't worth it mehn!

iffa slap u there

Shelloween:
you were crushing on a girl, you didn't have the balls to ask her out or tell her how you felt, another dude did what you couldn't do, and you are mad cos she's gat herself a man? She probably didn't notice you blocked her. Emmm..Dude, how the fvck did you get her number in the first place? You lieing beast.

God bless u real big my dear.. No be say u ask her out & she no gree, she con use her new bobo do "junior chop puff puff chop puff puff, i go give dis brother oh" she give brother finish u con dey vex

NCANpatroller:
Eleko orun polowo...

ton ton

doctimonyeka:
I jus pray the dosage you consumed ain't too much for your body system...



Wishing you the best 'recovery'

same here

Kondomatic:
Nope

what does he mean then?

Edopesin:
Thats Obviously What The Op Meant Na

i wonder oh, must d op mention the word sex b4 they get d message

"in michael jackson's voice" speechles(2x) dats how u make me feel

Lol

Edopesin:
What If He Was To Be Like The President Who Is Nowhere To Be Found

hahahahaha u wicked

mofeoluwadassah:
:Plets wait and see if she gets pregnant o....so we can knw what 2 do abt it

hahahahaha babe u wicked oh

Guy seriously ur bae na leaner, a whole 4 days den salt & water, who does that. Well as it is nw i'll just advice she see's a doctor 4 better treatment or be ready to fadad a bastard child..

mofeoluwadassah:
oro raadarada

lol

crackhouse:
maybe she was raped.

rape ke, it's obvious u didn't read it well.. D guy no rape her oh, na she by her humble self open & close 4 the bobo

tosyne2much:
I'm glad you know that

:-D:-D:-D

Say wetin apun

mofeoluwadassah:
for what reason now

o ma ya mi lenu ke

lollyheart:
I just took some tramadol but my body is reacting differently, when will the effects stop please

i hope u can still type well sha if yes.. How many gram did u take?

Issokay

How does that affect the money in his account

Menh:
Do you know many guys want to hook up? The truth is most ladies you find in the Cinema are looking for dates

4 ur mind

Menh:
I was in the Cinema today at Ikeja Mall to wind down today by seeing a movie.

While waiting for the movie I paid for to commence I notice there were tons of ladies in different shapes and sizes trouping in and out of the place all looking beautiful and elegant.

I also notice that most of them came alone, I'm currently surrounded three ladies in a table of four right now.

Guys don't dull leave all this naira girls alone with their shakara and go to the nearest cinema and you will thank me later.

lmao.. I swear u are not serious

Biggie225:
fear women,,,...... op she's cheating on u.
she thinks u're too small for her..

chai see thinking

barallanee:
Lol the guy fear Nairaland and dier talk.. Him say "pls be constructive"

i swear

tosyne2much:
Tell your friend to create the thread herself

Madam, tell us your problem and stop hiding under the canopy of "my friend"

lmao.. Under the canopy of love

greyboy5000:
may be one or two years at most

maybe

tosyne2much:
Not even if I cry my eyes out when pleading?

the way u cried ur eyes out while doing it bah

greyboy5000:
OK Still in my age range sha

me go senior u joor

No way

tosyne2much:
Come and answer this question.. Would you ever forgive me if I rape you?

Cc

Nickymezor
Pocohontas
MzEddytan
Ishilove

as 4 me... Never

greyboy5000:
I no be omo kekere oo But what is your age range

late 20's sha

greyboy5000:
I am serious o
I am in my mid 20s

But why did you think I am older

wow, u be omo kekere niyen oh.. Just said 44 anways nt like i really meant it