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WELCOME TO FACEBOOK...
The place where people add you as a friend and
walk past you in the street.
Where relationships are perfect, affairs are started,
and liars believe they are telling the truth.
Your enemies visit your profile the most, yet your friends and family block you, and even though you
write what you are really thinking, someone always
takes it the wrong way, and people always think
your status is about them!!!!!!!! ;

so crazy

so surprising

NGWENYAMA SOBHUZA II

or Wetin?

gilbrish like how?

or what?

dont u believe it?

true talk

thats d fact

lolz

lolz

Husband: Honey I have a problem at work.
Wife: ‘not ‘I’ but ‘we’… We are one now – your
problems are my problems.
Husband: Ok baby our secretary is pregnant by us.
.
My Facebook password analysis- 1. 80% names
of girls become password of males 2. 5% from
own name and personal things 3. Remaining-
from any other words,filmy charactes..

why relationships fail:
When you first start dating someone that you really like, the body
releases a combination of chemicals that are quite literally intoxicating.
These chemicals cause you to want to be with that person all the time,
stay up all night talking to them, and have sex three times a day.
But twelve to eighteen months later, the chemicals change. The
intoxicating chemicals are replaced by 'stability' chemicals. The 'stayup-
all-night-can't-be-away-from-her-have-sex-three-times-a-day'
feeling goes away and the 'lets-settle-down-and-have-two-kids-andbuy-
a-minivan' chemicals take over. Deal with it. (If you want to
understand this process better, read 'The Alchemy of Love and Lust' by
Crenshaw)

d lesson is not to lie

....

David & Micheal were lost in the Sahara desert.
They were dying of thirst and hunger when they saw a mosque.
David said: "let's pretend we are muslims,otherwise we'll not get any food or drink. i'm going to call myself "Ahmed".

Micheal refused to change his name and said: "I will not pretend to be other than but what I am!"

The Imam of the mosque received both well and asked about their names
David said: "My name is Ahmed"
Micheal said: "My name is Micheal"

The Imam turned to his followers and said: "Please bring food and water for Micheal only" and then he turned to David (Ahmed) and said "RAMADAN MUBARAK BROTHER

The King Who Ruled Longer Than Any Other Over time, the world has heard of history of kings
and queens. But as there are ordinary rulers, there
are also extraordinary ones. Today, we will take a
look at the king who ruled far longer than any
other king in the world. NGWENYAMA SOBHUZA II
was the Paramount Ruler and the King of Swaziland for a mind-blowing 82 years and 9 months!!! He succeeded the throne on December 10, 1899 when he was just a few months old (Ikeagborekuzi I of Agbor is the youngest CROWNED monarch in the world, see Ikeagborekuzi's story HERE). However, Sobhuza II's grandmother, Labotsibeni Mdluli acted as the Regent until 1921.

MEN:
1 MISSED CALL: he thought about you
2-9MISSED CALLS: he cares
10MISSED CALLS: he's worried
30MISSED CALLS: he's Hot
50MISSED CALLS: Na Psycho!

WOMEN:
1 MISSED CALL: she likes u
2-9MISSED CALLS: she missed u
30MISSED CALLS: she's suspecting u
50MISSED CALLS: she's outside ur crib! She
don catch U...Dont pick oOº

John and Muda were both patients at Yaba mental
hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital
swimming pool, John suddenly jumped into the deep
end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed
there. Muda promptly jumped in to save him. He swam to the bottom and pulled John out. When their Psycho Doctor became aware of Muda's
heroic act, He immediately ordered Muda to be
discharged... from the hospital, as he
now considered him to be mentally stable. The Doctor Called Muda and broke the good news to
him. The Psycho Doctor said:
"Muda, I have good news and bad news.The good
news is you're being discharged; since you were able
to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and
saving the life of another dying patient in the Pool." "I have concluded that your act displays that you
have a sound mind. The bad news is, John, the
patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom
with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am
so sorry, but he's dead." Muda replied, "Doc, He didn't hang himself, I Hanged
him there to dry because there is plenty water in his
body. Please, can I go home Now?

[/color]MEN:
1 MISSED CALL: he thought about you
2-9MISSED CALLS: he cares
10MISSED CALLS: he's worried
30MISSED CALLS: he's Hot
50MISSED CALLS: Na Psycho!

WOMEN:
1 MISSED CALL: she likes u
2-9MISSED CALLS: she missed u
30MISSED CALLS: she's suspecting u
50MISSED CALLS: she's outside ur crib! She
don catch U...Dont pick oOº[color=#550000]MEN:
1 MISSED CALL: he thought about you
2-9MISSED CALLS: he cares
10MISSED CALLS: he's worried
30MISSED CALLS: he's Hot
50MISSED CALLS: Na Psycho!

WOMEN:
1 MISSED CALL: she likes u
2-9MISSED CALLS: she missed u
30MISSED CALLS: she's suspecting u
50MISSED CALLS: she's outside ur crib! She
don catch U...Dont pick oOºMEN:
1 MISSED CALL: he thought about you
2-9MISSED CALLS: he cares
10MISSED CALLS: he's worried
30MISSED CALLS: he's Hot
50MISSED CALLS: Na Psycho!

WOMEN:
1 MISSED CALL: she likes u
2-9MISSED CALLS: she missed u
30MISSED CALLS: she's suspecting u
50MISSED CALLS: she's outside ur crib! She
don catch U...Dont pick oOº

BOYFRIEND- happy birthday sweetie.
Girl- thank you so much
baby...so wats about
my birthday gift?
BOYFRIEND- (pointing ==> )
can you see that red BMW parked over there? Girl- Oh my God!....yes....
yes...yes...i cant believe dis...
BOYFRIEND- i bought you
a toothbrush of the same colour...
Girl- Na THUNDER go fire
you! Bastard!...

passing ....