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There are three TYPES of LOVE.
*Infatuation,
*love of family,
* love of your spouse
. . .
. Infatuation, most commonly known as "Puppy Love", is basically love at first sight.
Infatuation can be the beginning of a future spouse
love. Though most often infatuation doesn't amount
to much.

Love of family is loving your mother and father, and
any siblings you may have. You want to protect them,
watch over them, and fill their lives with an
unbounding joy. The parents have an innermost
feeling for their children, which in my case, they
express everyday.


Love of your spouse means loving someone you are
married to. Whether husband or wife, you support
your spouse with a deep modesty, and you treat
them with great respect. Okay, so I told you the three types of love. But I still
haven't told you what love is. I told you a definition, a
heart to heart conversation, but does that tell you
much? No. So, I will put it straight. Love means to care, to protect, to watch over, to pray
for, to make sure the loved person is happy. But to
tell you the truth, those are all parts of love. Not love
itself. So, I will tell you what I think of love.

Love has a
meaning, but we will never know. Many
philosophers have tried, but all their attempts have
failed. Every single one of them! Love is actually never the same thing.
Your destiny, your future path, what you choose to
do, that all determines what love is. Love is never the
same, you make up the meaning of love by how you
choose to use it.

A 3yr old girl sat at dinner table having dinner with
her dad,
cellphone rings,
dad said excuse and went outside and talked for a
few minutes, comes back and continues his meal,
3yr old said dad i have something 2 tell u, dad slap her n yelled… how many tymes i tell u not 2 talk while
eating? ten mins later dinner finished dad ask… what
were u saying?
3yr old said, while u were on the 4ne… the cat pissed
in ur food.....

geogeous: you are so full of urself. I sure say no be u compose am sef

so na ur father Con write.... Well i know ur probs cos d reason for saying this, is because u cant compose something great like this .... Eediot

They r many types of dudes out there:
1. those who use academic and professional
achievements to impress.
2. Those who flash and splash material things to
impress(luv buyers).
3. Charmers by nature. 4. Gud orators.
5.those who dont have much but have the potential
and they do have lOVE
Which one is yo pick? Shoot guys

Once there was a man in who used to beat his
wife for small mistakes. One day for a pretty
mistake he beat her so much that she succumbed
to his beatings, even though he had not intended
to kill her.
But when she was dead he became fearful of her relatives. In a state of anxiety he came out of his
house and met an acquaintance to whom he
posed his problem.
The friend told him to invite a young man to his
house and behead him and put the severed head
next to the wife’s corpse. Then he would tell the wife’s relatives that he had found them together
in bed and was unable to control his anger. And
slew them both.
The man liked the idea and sat at the doorway in
anticipation of a young man.
After sometime a handsome youth passed by his house. He invited him inside and beheaded him.
Then he summoned the wife’s relatives and told
them the fictitious story and convinced them.
But the person who had devised this plan had a
teenage son who did not reach home that day.
The man was worried and when the son failed to turn up, he came to the house of the one whom
he had offered evil advice and asked him if he
carried out the plan suggested by him. Yes, said
the man and took him near the dead bodies. He
was shocked when he saw that the youth he had
killed was his own son. His evil advice caused the death of his own son!!
Moral: The one who digs a pit for others falls into
it himself.So watever pit u were trying to dig up,u d
be better off covering it lest u find yourself trapped in
a predicament of your own making.have a blessed
Weekend.......

A thief broke into the
doctor's surgery, went to a
separate room and found a
bowl of dried meat. He
tasted a piece and realised it
was nice and salty. He sat down and ate as much as he could. Later, he looked
upwards on the door and
saw the writing
"Circumcision Room".

A fourteen year old girl was impregnanted and her
parents were crossed with her and wanted to know
who did such a wicked thing to their daughter but
the girl remained silent and afer all said and done she
demanded to make a phone call .
After a while a red rolls royce car packed in front of their house immediately he said he was sorry but the
harm has been done so he continued by saing;
If your daugther gives birth to a boy she is going to
be the owner of his estate and $500 000,if he gives
birth to a girl its going to be a mansion and$200
000,and if it is a miscarriage immediately the father Extreme interupted YOU WILL have to Bleep HER
AGAIN... and finish what u started.....

Jacob cheated, Peter had a temper, David had an
affair, Noah got drunk, Jonah ran from God, Moses
committed murder, Gideon was insecure, Miriam
gossiped, Martha worried, Thomas doubted, Sarah
was impatient, Elijah was moody, Zacchaeus was
short, Abraham was old & Lazarus was dead.

ok but the reason While i posted it here is because people prefer jokes than religious stuffs

ok

A friend of mine has just told me the real meaning of
the word S.W.A.G
S=Satan's
W=Word
A=Against
G=GOD BE careful of such abbreviations, young people are
subscribing to satanism out of ignorance.
We all know that this "SWAG" thing was propagated
by american artists who are into satanism.
1 Peter 5:8 Be sober, be vigilant; because your
adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walks about, seeking whom to devour

ayobase: Bloody-Gangshat like u!
Wetin concern me and ur matter.
Abi ori e fe buru ni!

Correct guy, u r full of wisdumb... Ur Brain has a corrupted filesystem .... U Have a temporary stupid attack, i would be right back

ayobase: Bloody-Gangshat like u!
Wetin concern me and ur matter.
Abi ori e fe buru ni!

"Bloody-Gangshat" is that ur surname or middlename? Again u r an Eediot
Well is not ur fault cos u have Diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas

ayobase: Bloody-Gangshat like u!
Wetin concern me and ur matter.
Abi ori e fe buru ni!

"Bloody-Gangshat" is that ur surname or middlename? Again u r an Eediot

ayobase: Bloody-Gangshat like u!
Wetin concern me and ur matter.
Abi ori e fe buru ni!

"Bloody-Gangshat" is that ur surname or middlename?

lolzzzz

HIT LIKE IF YOU ARE GRATEFULL TO GOD IGNORE IF
YOU

Moral: When we take we may get little,but when
God
gives HE gives us more beyond our expectations
more than what we can think of....!!

Once a little boy went to a shop with his mother.
The shop keeper looked at the small cute child and
showed him a bottle with sweets...and said,
''Dear child,you can take the sweets." but the child
didn't take.
The shop keeper was surprised,such a small child he is and why is he not taking the sweets from the
bottle.Again he said,"Take the sweets little boy." Now
the mother also heard that and said, "Take the
sweets dear" Yet he didn't take.
The shopkeeper seeing the child not taking the
sweets he himself took the sweets and gave to the child.The child was happy to get two hands full of
sweets.
While returning home the mother asked the
child,"Why didn't you take the sweets,when the
shopkeeper told you to take..?"
Can you guess the response;The Child replies,"Mom! My hands are very small and if I take the sweets I can
only take few..But now you see when uncle gave
with his big hands....How many more sweets I got!"
.
Moral: When we take we may get little,but when God
gives HE gives us more beyond our expectations more than what we can think of....!!
HIT LIKE IF YOU ARE GRATEFULL TO GOD IGNORE IF YOU
ARE NOT

another tight joke from me is below

slimyem: thunder fire you if u say na you write that thing!
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Plain copy and paste!

Shey na u con write am, definitely u are one d girl that Conserves toilet paper by using both sides ... I would have called u a ..... Gal . But Calling u a stupi dd gal would be an insult to stupi dd
people

slimyem: thunder fire you if u say na you write that thing!
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Plain copy and paste!

Shey na u con write am, definitely u are one d girl that Conserves toilet paper by using both sides ... Calling u a stupi dd gal would be an insult to stupi dd
people

ayobase: Minister of Defence!

n u are minister of idiotism

bonaraymond: mtcheeeew! any other reasonable tins to talk about pleaseee.......

well is not ur fault cos ur Brain is permanently in power saving

ifihearam: Rubbish

Is that ur surname? mtcheew..... Brain transplant donor

Gabriel_sylar: cheiiii DIS POEM IS GARBAGE....MEN ARE NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT LIKE DAT

Dont u understand simple english..... Is About bad guys..... Stop acting like somebody that
Answers the door when the phone rings

sosereal201: meaning anybody can think of any trash and put it on nairaland then it goes straight to the front page.what rubbish meaning anybody can think of any trash and put it on nairaland then it goes straight to the front page.what rubbish

Any similarity between u and a human being is purely coincidental.
Eediot

dazo01: Mumu!

u are an example of how the dinosaurs survived for
millions of years with walnut-sized brains.

fresh_dude: No mind the Terry G.

u have a room temperature IQ.... Fo ooL

fresh_dude: Na you start thread, na you still dey hail yourself. You be confirm agama agama.

U r a gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an
ordinary ignoramus

jerseyboy: THIS IS THE SAME KIND SILYNESS THAT THE KORAN CALLS POETRY. Pray did you get this from an angel that appeared to you in the cave?

u have got two brains; one is lost and the other is out
looking for it. Fo oL

tpia@:
^in what way?

Ask me again...mtcheeeew